Netflix and chill

[TLO]

Yes.

[jonzie04]

Kind of sucks this has become such a big social media thing. Man that used to be my go to. LMAO Women are catching on though.

[TLO]

Come over and watch a movie is mine. Works 69% of the time, everytime.

[Don Corlemahomes]

No D E B E R G option

[LoneWolf]

Dumbest shit ever. Just ask, "wanna hookup?".

[lewdog]

Dumbest shit ever. Just ask, "wanna hookup?".

Dumb and childish.

You can't just openly admit you are going to use her. She at least wants you to pretend you just want to spend some quality time with her.

[jonzie04]

Dumbest shit ever. Just ask, "wanna hookup?".

I now understand why your username is Lonewolf haha. :p

[Coochie liquor]

Sing her my new song and close the deal.

You come out wearing your red nighty you look fine like you do nightly it's not that your pussy is not tightly but tonight I'm gonna PIIYB.
The shape of your booty excites me, that's a feeling I don't take too lightly, crack scratch fever got me itchin like poison ivy, so tonight I'm gonna PIIYB
Damn girl the way you shake that booty on the floor, most can't keep up but I'm comin back for more. When the bass drops it makes your booty start to quiver, and has the bulge in my boxers growing bigger. Now you're in the bedroom dancing and feeling the vibe, and your juices start flowing like the rising of the tide.
Just hold your breath and grin it'll only hurt for a minute, but then you'll be moaning with pleasure when I'm really deep up in it
Chorus
First things first I'm gonna eat that booty like groceries, bury my tongue so deep between those cheeks.

[TLO]

Sing her my new song and close the deal.

You come out wearing your red nighty you look fine like you do nightly it's not that your pussy is not tightly but tonight I'm gonna PIIYB.
The shape of your booty excites me, that's a feeling I don't take too lightly, crack scratch fever got me itchin like poison ivy, so tonight I'm gonna PIIYB
Damn girl the way you shake that booty on the floor, most can't keep up but I'm comin back for more. When the bass drops it makes your booty start to quiver, and has the bulge in my boxers growing bigger. Now you're in the bedroom dancing and feeling the vibe, and your juices start flowing like the rising of the tide.
Just hold your breath and grin it'll only hurt for a minute, but then you'll be moaning with pleasure when I'm really deep up in it
Chorus
First things first I'm gonna eat that booty like groceries, bury my tongue so deep between those cheeks.

You are a sick individual.

[Titty Meat]

Where did this cum from?

[DaFace]

I just learned I'm old. Ouch.

[Perineum Ripper]

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/a38ca6fa09399d3213ed942763947628bde62756d5c327ba5507372311ae7acc_3.jpg

[BigRedChief]

I just learned I'm old. Ouch.I had no idea either.:facepalm:

[Hammock Parties]

Girls definitely want plausible deniability.

The last girl I bung invited me over for "coffee."

Neither of us drank coffee, but we were certainly up all night. :evil:

[Discuss Thrower]

I wish I were still in college.

[Bambi]

Dr Pepper obv

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[DaneMcCloud]

Girls definitely want plausible deniability.

The last girl I bung invited me over for "coffee."

Neither of us drank coffee, but we were certainly up all night. :evil:

It only makes sense that you would "bung" a girl.

If it actually was a girl.

NTTATWWT.

[Simply Red]

Big Smoke - next time use chillax versus chill - edit if you can.

[Simply Red]

thanks bud.

[booger]

Girls definitely want plausible deniability.

The last girl I bung invited me over for "coffee."

Neither of us drank coffee, but we were certainly up all night. :evil:

remember a couple years ago when you were still a virgin?

[LoneWolf]

Dumb and childish.

You can't just openly admit you are going to use her. She at least wants you to pretend you just want to spend some quality time with her.

Let me ask you this: Which is using a girl more, asking her if she want to watch Netflix and chill even though you mean come over and shag or just straight up asking her is she wants to let you put your D in her V? If your game is strong and you've laid the groundwork, the latter option is more honest and doesn't treat the woman like a dumb, unsuspecting bitch.

Cheesy pick-up lines and stupid sayings like this are for guys with absolutely no game (I'm looking at you Claythan Fett).

[Hammock Parties]

Let me ask you this: Which is using a girl more, asking her if she want to watch Netflix and chill even though you mean come over and shag or just straight up asking her is she wants to let you put your D in her V? If your game is strong and you've laid the groundwork, the latter option is more honest and doesn't treat the woman like a dumb, unsuspecting bitch.

Cheesy pick-up lines and stupid sayings like this are for guys with absolutely no game (I'm looking at you Claythan Fett).

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

1. I've never used a pick up line in my life. I don't have netflix, either, so I've never used this.

2. It's not stupid. It's absolutely true. Even if a girl wants to just straight up fuck you, she's still a girl. Her feelings are her #1 priority.

So, she doesn't want to feel like a whore about it.

Hence why I got an invitation for "coffee" and an hour later had her legs behind her ears.

PS - I have no game. Which is why she had to invite me over at the end of the night. I actually had very pure intentions going into it. ROFL

[-King-]

Dumbest shit ever. Just ask, "wanna hookup?".

Yes. Because that totally works.
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[-King-]

Let me ask you this: Which is using a girl more, asking her if she want to watch Netflix and chill even though you mean come over and shag or just straight up asking her is she wants to let you put your D in her V? If your game is strong and you've laid the groundwork, the latter option is more honest and doesn't treat the woman like a dumb, unsuspecting bitch.

Cheesy pick-up lines and stupid sayings like this are for guys with absolutely no game (I'm looking at you Claythan Fett).

"Wanna hookup" is game? LMAO
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[Katipan]

This has been code for sex since the talkies came out.

[Donger]

I was taken many times in my youth with the suggestion that I come over and watch MTV.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Have a sneaking suspicion that Smoke is a virgin. Waiting for the change to a MeatPeeker user name and a thread about him listening to his sister get fucked any day now.

[Fish]

So what if you just want to actually chill? Is there some other trendy buzzword for that?

[Simply Red]

yes Fish - Chillax.

[Fish]

yes Fish - Chillax.

All right. But tell me the word at least..

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So what if you just want to actually chill? Is there some other trendy buzzword for that?

Yup...friendzoned

[Titty Meat]

Have a sneaking suspicion that Smoke is a virgin. Waiting for the change to a MeatPeeker user name and a thread about him listening to his sister get ****ed any day now.

Lol no he got the clap after we told him not to bang her.

[KC native]

http://www.memepile.com/pics/5143.jpg

[Pablo]

Yes. Because that totally works.
Posted via Mobile DeviceIn Lonewolf's college days it was 'Rudy and chill'.

[vailpass]

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

1. I've never used a pick up line in my life. I don't have netflix, either, so I've never used this.

2. It's not stupid. It's absolutely true. Even if a girl wants to just straight up **** you, she's still a girl. Her feelings are her #1 priority.

So, she doesn't want to feel like a whore about it.

Hence why I got an invitation for "coffee" and an hour later had her legs behind her ears.

PS - I have no game. Which is why she had to invite me over at the end of the night. I actually had very pure intentions going into it. ROFL

Come see me when you're ready to level up...

[LoneWolf]

"Wanna hookup" is game? LMAO
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Yes. Because that totally works.
Posted via Mobile Device

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

1. I've never used a pick up line in my life. I don't have netflix, either, so I've never used this.

2. It's not stupid. It's absolutely true. Even if a girl wants to just straight up fuck you, she's still a girl. Her feelings are her #1 priority.

So, she doesn't want to feel like a whore about it.

Hence why I got an invitation for "coffee" and an hour later had her legs behind her ears.

PS - I have no game. Which is why she had to invite me over at the end of the night. I actually had very pure intentions going into it. ROFL

ROFL. I don't troll very often, but sometimes the topic is just too good not to. ROFL

I've been married for almost 18 years. Back when I met my wife, our version of "Netflix and chill" was "hang out and go to Blockbuster".

Sorry if I hurt your feelings, Clay. You're an easy target sometimes.

[Hammock Parties]

I've been married for almost 18 years.

Hence your complete lack of perspective on modern dating.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Count, I believe he called it "trimming the bush" back then

[LoneWolf]

Hence your complete lack of perspective on modern dating.

Yep, I just admitted I was trolling.

[Hammock Parties]

Yep, I just admitted I was trolling.

https://yannigroth.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/4528293bentley-jpg.jpg?w=600

[Earthling]

Takin' ole one eye up the tuna canal...

[lewdog]

Yep, I just admitted I was trolling.

You are old as fuck.

Admit that!

[LoneWolf]

You are old as fuck.

Admit that!

I'm 43. One foot in the grave!

[Deberg_1990]

Just cut to the chase....

Netflix and F_ck

[TLO]

Just cut to the chase....

Netflix and F_ck

That's not classy at all.

[Iowanian]

If she's out of your league, my gift to the dating challenged

Roses are red
There is wine on the shelf
I'll be thinking of you
while I pleasure myself

[suzzer99]

https://assets.rbl.ms/1889147/980x.jpg

https://www.distractify.com/mariamsharia-classic-art-pieces-get-updated-1327246907.html

[Iowanian]

Let me help the date thread folks some more with new material to use


Do you wanna come over
And watch Netflix while I pout
I'll squirt on your back really quick
And you can let yourself out.

[TLO]

Yes

[TLO]

Netflix and chillax