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rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 09:25 AM
Just put a new fuel filter in, and the shifter broke off in the transmission.
Don't know what to do, I'm no transmission expert.
Fuck my life
:banghead:
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:cuss:
KC native
09-16-2015, 09:26 AM
You deserve it.
WhawhaWhat
09-16-2015, 09:29 AM
Don't know what to do, I'm no transmission expert.
Have you tried drinking antifreeze?
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 09:31 AM
Have you tried drinking antifreeze?
No, but your mom is coming to pick me up.
I'll probably serve her a tall sparkling glass, even though it's waaaaay too late.
Sully
09-16-2015, 09:33 AM
I'm sure it's working by now.
I mean, you think everything is fixed, right?
Iowanian
09-16-2015, 09:34 AM
You deserve it.
Someday, I hope your owner leaves you locked in the car with the windows up.
You'll deserve it.
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 09:34 AM
Hi, I'm KC native. I can't get enough rabblerouser - i follow him around in every single thread, like a stalker. Hell, I wish I got pussy like him, or I would if I wasn't gay. Vaginas scare me, even though i have one. I don't care if people know i fucked my brother and my dog. Look me up on CL, I'm the m4m bottom looking for a top. Holla.
Damn, doood.
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 09:35 AM
I'm sure it's working by now.
I mean, you think everything is fixed, right?
All except for the fact that it won't go into park, everything is tip-top.
:huh:
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 09:37 AM
Someday, I hope your owner leaves you locked in the car with the windows up.
You'll deserve it.
He wouldn't get that lucky.
KC native's punishment...is to keep living his "life". Oof.
KC native
09-16-2015, 09:41 AM
Someday, I hope your owner leaves you locked in the car with the windows up.
You'll deserve it.
It's a shame that your cow couldn't finish the job.
KC native
09-16-2015, 09:42 AM
Damn, doood.
lame homo-erotic insults are lame.
You're not in 6th grade anymore. Pick up some new material.
Iowanian
09-16-2015, 09:42 AM
Oh your mother finished the job.
There isn't a poster on this website less able to tell someone to get new material than you and your sophisticated banter. Doooshbag.
KC native
09-16-2015, 09:43 AM
Oh your mother finished the job.
Now, you're using lame ass mom jokes.
Better google some new insults, hayseed.
KC native
09-16-2015, 09:44 AM
He wouldn't get that lucky.
KC native's punishment...is to keep living his "life". Oof.
says the "vacation" dad.
ModSocks
09-16-2015, 09:44 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how you managed to break a transmission related part while changing a fuel filter.
Brock
09-16-2015, 09:44 AM
Not sure what you mean by the shifter breaking off. Auto or stick? Sure it isn't just a broken linkage or something?
ModSocks
09-16-2015, 09:45 AM
Not sure what you mean by the shifter breaking off. Auto or stick?
This.
Iowanian
09-16-2015, 09:47 AM
My interpretation is the shifter linkage isn't associated with the fuel filter. I think he's saying he just made that repair, and NOW the shifter is broken.
I'm not sure how a shifter breaks off in a transmission.
What is the truck? Is it a linkage or an electronic issue?
BigMeatballDave
09-16-2015, 09:51 AM
Not sure what you mean by the shifter breaking off. Auto or stick? Sure it isn't just a broken linkage or something?
I'm assuming automatic because he mentioned it won't go into park.
All except for the fact that it won't go into park, everything is tip-top.
gblowfish
09-16-2015, 09:53 AM
How many miles? May be time to bail out and get a new one or newer used one. I had to do that on my Jeep after 250,000 miles last spring.
Perineum Ripper
09-16-2015, 09:53 AM
Call NFL head office and see if someone can come out and rig up a repair for you
bevischief
09-16-2015, 09:57 AM
PM Bob Dole.
I'm still trying to figure out how you managed to break a transmission related part while changing a fuel filter.
My thoughts exactly.
Warpaint69
09-16-2015, 10:00 AM
Shifter linkage shaft? Take it to a shop and have it replaced.
ChiTown
09-16-2015, 10:01 AM
PM Bob Dole.
/thread
cosmo20002
09-16-2015, 10:27 AM
Just put a new fuel filter in, and the shifter broke off in the transmission.
Don't know what to do, I'm no transmission expert.
**** my life
:banghead:
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:cuss:
Trucks = rigged
It's all rigged!
Just put a new fuel filter in, and the shifter broke off in the transmission.
Don't know what to do, I'm no transmission expert.
**** my life
:banghead:
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:cuss:
Semi easy fix - especially for any transmission shop. Find out where the break occurred. Chances are it's up higher than where it connects to the tranny. Just remove and replace with a new shifter. Done. :thumb:
Happened to me, on one of my cars, when banging 2nd gear.
Munson
09-16-2015, 10:44 AM
The only reasonable solution is to set your truck on fire, collect the insurance money, and then buy a new truck!
Jewish Rabbi
09-16-2015, 10:47 AM
My best guess is if you never posted here again, shit like that wouldn't happen to your truck.
I'm sure it's working by now.
I mean, you think everything is fixed, right?
This actually made me laugh out loud.
BigRichard
09-16-2015, 12:03 PM
Is this a sexual innuendo?
tooge
09-16-2015, 12:06 PM
Semi easy fix - especially for any transmission shop. Find out where the break occurred. Chances are it's up higher than where it connects to the tranny. Just remove and replace with a new shifter. Done. :thumb:
Happened to me, on one of my cars, when banging 2nd gear.
why you call her 2nd gear?
stumppy
09-16-2015, 12:15 PM
why you call her 2nd gear?
Probably because she was low and slow.
:D
raybec 4
09-16-2015, 12:35 PM
This actually made me laugh out loud.
How you going to convince your boss you're sick while yucking it up, get ahold of yourself and start puking.
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 12:50 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how you managed to break a transmission related part while changing a fuel filter.
Completely unrelated
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 12:57 PM
Semi easy fix - especially for any transmission shop. Find out where the break occurred. Chances are it's up higher than where it connects to the tranny. Just remove and replace with a new shifter. Done. :thumb:
Happened to me, on one of my cars, when banging 2nd gear.
Nice
bevischief
09-16-2015, 12:58 PM
Just call the octopus.
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 03:52 PM
My best guess is if you never posted here again, shit like that wouldn't happen to your truck.
:deevee:
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 03:52 PM
Just call the octopus.
Will do.
What do I call it?
Dave Lane
09-16-2015, 05:53 PM
Is everyone sure he didn't break his shitter? Because it could be full
hometeam
09-16-2015, 05:59 PM
come trade it in
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 06:58 PM
Is everyone sure he didn't break his shitter? Because it could be full
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z164/telepicker97/Mobile%20Uploads/ShittersFull2-1_zpsnyevdzea.jpg (http://s193.photobucket.com/user/telepicker97/media/Mobile%20Uploads/ShittersFull2-1_zpsnyevdzea.jpg.html)
rabblerouser
09-16-2015, 06:58 PM
come trade it in
Don't tempt me.
Psyko Tek
09-16-2015, 07:35 PM
JB WELD AND DUCT TAPE
you're welcome
hometeam
09-16-2015, 09:49 PM
Don't tempt me.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcwkuhAOo1qexr74o1_500.gif
Radar Chief
09-17-2015, 07:19 AM
You deserve it.
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. /William Munny
rabblerouser
09-17-2015, 07:20 AM
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. /William Munny
Fucking Clint, man...
My favorite line in that movie.
'I don't deserve this...'
Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
LiveSteam
09-17-2015, 07:47 AM
Someday, I hope your owner leaves you locked in the car with the windows up.
You'll deserve it.
LMAOLMAOLMAO
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