-- Do penis enlargement pills really work?

[TLO]

Asking for a friend of a friend.

[ptlyon]

According to an ex girlfriend of mine, yes

[Gonzo]

I think I saw an episode of House where a guy actually went into a coma because of them.
There's some odd plant or root that chemically tricks your brain to produce a certain hormone.
Unfortunately, if you use them too often your brain will become dependent and not produce any of said hormone on its own. Then you'll be an impotent douche that's no good to anyone.

[Mennonite]

...how do you think I rang the doorbell?

[Gonzo]

...how do you think I rang the doorbell?

Water sure is cold...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Jelqing brah. Milk those penii like madmen.

[seclark]

According to an ex girlfriend of mine, yes

didn't work in my case, but then the doctor said i was supposed to eat them, not the wife.
sec

[Wildcat2005]

ha

They can give you bigger erections through more bloodflow, but don't actually make your dick bigger

If that is what "your friend" is wondering

[Radar Chief]

Water sure is cold...

And deep.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

ha

They can give you bigger erections through more bloodflow, but don't actually make your dick bigger

If that is what "your friend" is wondering

Just do what those African tribes do. Tie a stick to.your pener and hang a rock from it.

[FlaChief58]

I've never felt the need to take them. My super model girlfriend said 12" is big enough /cp

[Mr. Laz]

too good to be true ............

[Titty Meat]

Ask Iowanians asshole

[Pablo]

Did you find your gift giver and he's just not filling you up right?

[threebag]

Ask Iowanians asshole

just give it the taste test. thats what Count does.

[Red Dawg]

Ask Iowanians asshole

LOL

[bricks]

I have an 8 incher so no need for one of those.

[Perineum Ripper]

I have an 8 incher so no need for one of those.

Happy to hear your husband is packing

[Pablo]

Happy to hear your husband is packingHe's Canadian. He meant cm.

[saphojunkie]

This wasn't a predictable response at all.

[BWillie]

I just duct tape a wooden spoon on the end of mine, seems to work pretty well, sometimes she complains about the splinters though.

[ptlyon]

I just duct tape a wooden spoon on the end of mine, seems to work pretty well, sometimes she complains about the splinters though.

Moar tape

[DMAC]

http://i.imgur.com/95ANOcJ.jpg

[dls6501]

If they worked, every guy on the planet would be taking them.

[BossChief]

http://i.imgur.com/95ANOcJ.jpg

WTF

[KChiefs1]

I need a reducer. Mine scares the ladies when I let it loose.

[ptlyon]

I need a reducer. Mine scares the ladies when I let it loose.

I'm sure Lorena Bobbitt is still available

[Eleazar]

I've never felt the need to take them. My super model girlfriend said 12" is big enough /cp

Haha.

[Otter]

If you're sporting the average size honker and it's not enough for the girl you may want to consider why that is, get a blow job and move on. However, no, I don't believe they work from what I've read.

[chiefzilla1501]

Small smoke

[TimBone]

My wife says mine is a good size.

[Mr. Plow]

If anyone should have thread starting privileges removed, it's this guy.

[Otter]

Small smoke:D </br></br>Barely a Puff of Smoke</br></br>Tiny Smoke</br></br>I don't Smoke

[MIAdragon]

My wife says mine is a good size.

Huh, she says that to everyone I guess...,,

[ThaVirus]

I highly doubt it, and that really blows given the fact that it's a type of muscle. You can make your skeletal muscles bigger, you can make your cardiac muscles stronger and more efficient, but you're stuck with the same dick your entire life? That's horseshit. Technically, your erection quality can vary but that's based on blood flow, not the actual muscles themselves..

It seems, based on the million and one studies on penis size out there, the average size is anywhere between 5" and 6". If you're anywhere within that range and have some girth, you've got enough to please a woman.

I find that how you fuck, how long you can fuck, and your tongue game are far more important than size anyway.

[ModSocks]

http://i.imgur.com/95ANOcJ.jpg

Ok...so....WTF?

[Bwana]

Sorry about "your friends" dick, perhaps he needs to go buy a Porsche.

http://www.ft86club.com/forums/image.php?u=17275&dateline=1365810755 (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRxqFQoTCLTux6vsksgCFUMriAodVEwCBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ft86club.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D66595&bvm=bv.103627116,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNG5dHqmqTglAHaHe7FE2Uf4N28Zvg&ust=1443293211416476)


http://paulstowe.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/36fd1e29-1a21-4f9c-9d5c-0f804c9e21e3-424-0000004cf58c9dbe.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRxqFQoTCN-PwuPsksgCFQt9iAodgoICLg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinkfishmedia.net%2Fforum%2Farchive%2Findex.php%2Ft-159940.html&bvm=bv.103627116,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNF6S5itnweItVMCc5X_IoJZdGgE6g&ust=1443293323169716)

[Perineum Ripper]

http://i.imgur.com/95ANOcJ.jpg

This is horrific..this actually scares me..I will gladly deploy again before I would be in the same room as that thing

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Supposedly jelqing works Virus. Ask teedubya for details..

[Fish]

Ok...so....WTF?

Those are actually scent glands. Not actually penii. Still used for reproduction, but not the jabby phallus kind of reproduction.

[WilliamTheIrish]

:D </br></br>Barely a Puff of Smoke</br></br>Tiny Smoke</br></br>I don't Smoke

Li'l Smokey.

Meager endowment + social anxiety/stage fright = Threads like this.

[Saccopoo]

Jelqing brah. Milk those penii like madmen.

Just no...

WTF is wrong with you people?

Be satisfied with who and what you are.

[Discuss Thrower]

Watch the documentary Un-hung Hero.

[gblowfish]

Why is this a "Sporting" thread? Because you're "sporting" a woody???

[Saccopoo]

If anyone should have thread starting privileges removed, it's this guy.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/a/ad/Weird_guy_this.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140912020331

[Saccopoo]

Supposedly jelqing works Virus. Ask teedubya for details..

That's just gross.

[Fish]

Just be glad you're not a harbor porpoise... swimming through the water with that thing is quite problematic...

http://i59.tinypic.com/a1jqjp.jpg

[Discuss Thrower]

wat

[Bwana]

Li'l Smokey.

Meager endowment + social anxiety/stage fright = Threads like this.

:evil:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just no...

WTF is wrong with you people?

Be satisfied with who and what you are.

Don't be afraid to create yourself a nice fat chubby brah

[bricks]

He's Canadian. He meant cm.

Yeah eh?!

[bevischief]

Another way to get Aids.

[notorious]

http://i.imgur.com/95ANOcJ.jpg
Another way to get Aids.

Bug chaser?

[scho63]

I tried once but couldn't get the pills into the tip of my dick.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Just be glad you're not a harbor porpoise... swimming through the water with that thing is quite problematic...

http://i59.tinypic.com/a1jqjp.jpg


Jesus Christ ! Glad I'm not in the Dolphin bizness.

[ROYC75]

Asking for a friend of a friend.

LOL Yeah, sure you are !

[ROYC75]

Just be glad you're not a harbor porpoise... swimming through the water with that thing is quite problematic...

http://i59.tinypic.com/a1jqjp.jpg

Is this what they mean by A Flying F**K

[notorious]

Jesus Christ ! Glad I'm not in the Dolphin bizness.

That's with cold water shrinkage, too.

[FlaChief58]

Just be glad you're not a harbor porpoise... swimming through the water with that thing is quite problematic...

http://i59.tinypic.com/a1jqjp.jpg

I'm not cutting off a foot for nobody

[FlaChief58]

Just no...

WTF is wrong with you people?

Be satisfied with who and what you are.

Let me guess, your lady friends call you "pinky"

[ARROW2]

Supposedly jelqing works Virus. Ask teedubya for details..




Works....how do you think I pulled/hit that beautiful creation in my avatar? :evil:



What can I say? she wanted more than 12

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

[QUOTE=My girlfriend wants to know.[/QUOTE]

Really!

[bevischief]

PM Bobdole

[Iowanian]

Ask Iowanians asshole

Please billay. You would tongue punch the Walmart greeters bung to use a cart You will never know if smiling bob was lying about enzyt because you can't buy it with your EBT card.

[Gonzo]

Please billay. You would tongue punch the Walmart greeters bung to use a cart You will never know if smiling bob was lying about enzyt because you can't buy it with your EBT card.

LMAO
Bravo sir.

[lewdog]

Can your dick touch your asshole?

[Gonzo]

Can your dick touch your asshole?

Nope, but it touches Billays regularly.

You hear that Billay??? You're my bitch. You Gameday mojo-losing twat. Now toss my salad.

[Perineum Ripper]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/gmherps/Gifs/erection-o_zpscdd357e4.gif

[Psyko Tek]

why would I know?
why you asking me?

my cock is fine, ask anybody

[TLO]

Do you think 14 inches is a reasonable goal?

[Discuss Thrower]

Do you think 14 inches is a reasonable goal?

For a hubcap, sure.

[ChiliConCarnage]

No, ldo

It'd be the top stock to buy if any of them really worked

[rabblerouser]

L'ilSmokey's girl must be mad at him because he spends too much time on CP...he left his browser open and she comes up with this thread.

No way he actually posted this.

Well...his name IS "Li'lSmokey'...

[rabblerouser]

Do you think 14 inches is a reasonable goal?

My girlfriend assures me that it's not too big.

ZING!!

[bevischief]

Even better man boobs.

[TLO]

Just be glad you're not a harbor porpoise... swimming through the water with that thing is quite problematic...

http://i59.tinypic.com/a1jqjp.jpg

Now we're talking!

[Discuss Thrower]

I think we need a stick of Old Spice to determine the scale of that wang.

[rabblerouser]

I think we need a stick of Old Spice to determine the scale of that wang.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z164/telepicker97/Mobile%20Uploads/0_zpsqw2kmisf.jpg (http://s193.photobucket.com/user/telepicker97/media/Mobile%20Uploads/0_zpsqw2kmisf.jpg.html)

[Rausch]

Since this thread is open I'm selling Leprechaun traps 3 for $10.

You only need honey, a jar, a hole dug up in the yard big enough to fit the jar, and my secret ingredient...

[J Diddy]

Never needed an enlargement. Hell I've been looking for a way to shrink that bastard so that the ladies won't hurt as much.

[TLO]

Never needed an enlargement. Hell I've been looking for a way to shrink that bastard so that the ladies won't hurt as much.

What's your secret? Miracle grow?

[Discuss Thrower]

What's your secret? Miracle grow?

He only dates women 4'11 and shorter.

[Iowanian]

Never needed an enlargement. Hell I've been looking for a way to shrink that bastard so that the ladies won't hurt as much.


Maybe it's time for you to move on to high school girls jarrod-diddy.

[Hammock Parties]

No but I can tell you post count does.

[Buzz]

Why bother, the wife would just say no.

[Mennonite]

Never needed an enlargement. Hell I've been looking for a way to shrink that bastard so that the ladies won't hurt as much.



What's your secret?



http://i.imgur.com/EoQlgao.png

[Hammock Parties]

Why bother, the wife would just say no.

She's satisfied with her size?

[Buzz]

She's satisfied with her size?

She is 4'11"

[Hammock Parties]

She is 4'11"

Whoa, that's HUGE.

[bevischief]

Never needed an enlargement. Hell I've been looking for a way to shrink that bastard so that the ladies won't hurt as much.

Midgets.

[bevischief]

If you it want to turn green.

[bevischief]

Or turn you into a midget...

[Buzz]

Whoa, that's HUGE.

She was nice, when I married her.

[threebag]

Then The Midgets.

.

[Easy 6]

The only thing that will make your dick bigger, is an operation that cuts some tendon and adds about an inch.

Sounds like waaay too much trouble to add an inch... give' er hell with whatcha got.

[Why Not?]

Forget pills. Use the penis mightier.

[Bowser]

PSA for Lil Smokey's banned ass...

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/truth-about-penis-enlargement-pills?cid=soc_Men's%20Health%20-%20MensHealth_FBPAGE_Men's%20Health__

[Jewish Rabbi]

OP definitely needs added to the alpha list

[KChiefs1]

Just do what those African tribes do. Tie a stick to.your pener and hang a rock from it.


I did that after watching a PBS show when I was 12 & now I have a 15” cock.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[ModSocks]

If a life time of daily jerking won't stretch it out, nothing will.

[A Salt Weapon]

Just do what those African tribes do. Tie a stick to.your pener and hang a rock from it.

I tried this, it half worked, turned it black but didn’t make it any bigger.

[Coochie liquor]

I did that after watching a PBS show when I was 12 & now I have a 15” cock.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

And the circumference of a number 2 pencil??

[Pablo]

Just be glad you're not a harbor porpoise... swimming through the water with that thing is quite problematic...

http://i59.tinypic.com/a1jqjp.jpg

I had to go look up harbor porpoise penis after I saw this link was dead. Wonder what this guy's CP handle is?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3278938518c5a607e9db1ee13f691475/tumblr_nub4o3jgYe1tig2uoo1_1280.jpg

[raybec 4]

I had to go look up harbor porpoise penis after I saw this link was dead. Wonder what this guy's CP handle is?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3278938518c5a607e9db1ee13f691475/tumblr_nub4o3jgYe1tig2uoo1_1280.jpg

My shit looks like a button on a fur coat, it ain't me.

[suzzer99]

That's terrifying.

[Fish]

I had to go look up harbor porpoise penis after I saw this link was dead. Wonder what this guy's CP handle is?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3278938518c5a607e9db1ee13f691475/tumblr_nub4o3jgYe1tig2uoo1_1280.jpg

LMAO... that's an oldie.

I especially like how the penis is pointing "Thatta way!"

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Cave says they worked in Belize... he's got pics.

[BWillie]

Maybe u guys have low t

[Oxford]

Enzyte, just ask "Smilin' Bob"

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

My wife gave me that look, you know, like the ladies look at Frank Thomas in that commercial...

[TomBarndtsTwin]

How could you even ask such a question on CP?

Of course they work. They’re called daily vitamins.

Everyone on here has a full 10 inches . . . . . . . didn’t you know that?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/hKP3VCW15Suas/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95211a0c78151634fc87bfa995c8c70265d6e9dcc63&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

[Rasputin]

How could you even ask such a question on CP?

Of course they work. They’re called daily vitamins.

Everyone on here has a full 10 inches . . . . . . . didn’t you know that?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/hKP3VCW15Suas/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95211a0c78151634fc87bfa995c8c70265d6e9dcc63&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g


Oh are you the one bringing down the average?

[Holladay]

Where is that dick pic from the dude in the shower with the shampoo bottle next to his dick?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Where is that dick pic from the dude in the shower with the shampoo bottle next to his dick?

You and I watch very different types of porn

[BigCatDaddy]

Where is that dick pic from the dude in the shower with the shampoo bottle next to his dick?

Frazods buddy? Native something wasn't it.

[Ocotillo]

The best part of this thread is that the Sporting KC logo is attached to it.

Sporting KC deserves to be associated with penis.

[PunkinDrublic]

Nope my as well start hitting the gun range.

[bdj23]

One time while shitfaced I bought this supplement called "Male Ultracore" thinking it was some sort of pre-workout/workout supplement.

After receiving it, it made all sorts of crazy claims. Boost test, sex drive, help you build muscle give you raging boners ect ect. Well this was at the same time the wife and I were trying for a kid, so I figured fuck it, what could it hurt?

I can say without a doubt it did absolutely nothing and was a waste of about $500 (recurring subscription type program that was hard to cancel).

So yeah, they don't work.

[scho63]

Pills don't but the John Holmes Super Duper Penis Pump with Easy Grip sold on Ronco works.

I've grown mine from 3" to 11" in just 30 days by using 3 times a day for 30 minutes

It cums with a 1 year warranty.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Pills don't but the John Holmes Super Duper Penis Pump with Easy Grip sold on Ronco works.


It cums with a 1 year warranty.
Otherwise known as the "pocket fisherman"

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Tread lightly here. Mods will boot anybody suspected of having a micropenis. This site is only for people with 10" dongs or more.

[rabblerouser]

If they worked, every guy on the planet would be taking them.

Everyone except the men who post on CP, naturally.

[BryanBusby]

I have not had dong issues since I started pulling on it for 45 minutes a day with vise grips

[scho63]

Tread lightly here. Mods will boot anybody suspected of having a micropenis. This site is only for people with 10" dongs or more.

I'm working HARD to get from 11" to 12" so I can get on Lewdog's Alpha list.

Just like everything else in my life I'm cumming up an inch short. ;)

[scho63]

I have not had dong issues since I started pulling on it for 45 minutes a day with vise grips

14" long but 1/4" thick. Don't that suck.:D

[BryanBusby]

14" long but 1/4" thick. Don't that suck.:D

Like a needle in a haystack when I put it in and then walk up

[SuperBowl4]

I been told mines too big by many so I never was interested in enlargement enhancement pills.

[Reroka]

its not the size that matters, what matter is do you know how to use it.

[scho63]

I been told mines too big by many so I never was interested in enlargement enhancement pills.

Your family doesn't count. :D

[Holladay]

Where is that dick pic from the dude in the shower with the shampoo bottle next to his dick?

It was a similar CP thread about dick size about 5 yrs ago. Dude took a picture of his morning wood in the shower using the shampoo bottle as a ruler. Someone had called him out as to accuracy of his "said" size, so that's why he used the bottle for reference.

He got hugely razzed. I am pretty sure he never came back.

[TLO]

.

Hai buddy. I couldn't attach a pic to PM (didn't realize that). So here you go.

http://i.imgur.com/A4bkCtn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6JasAi2.jpg