With our beloved Chiefs at 1-1...

[ChiefRocka]

The Thursday Night to Monday night hiatus has turned this place from a festering cesspool into a less than desirable place.

The fudge-packers will manage 20 points and Alex will matriculate 24 points. #4 in the Power Rankings Tuesday morning.

[LoneWolf]

I like the cut of your jib. Go Chiefs!

I suspect this will turn into a thread about you know who in a few posts, but I applauded your efforts.

[R8RFAN]

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[Trivers]

I will be singing in Green Bay..."and the home of the Chiefs"!

28-21 KC.

[LoneWolf]

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Boy the way Jim Plunkett played
Alzado was a hit brigade
Ghost to the post was my favorite play
Those were the days

The Holy Roller saved us late
Madden was grossly overweight
Gee Marcus ran really great
Those were the days

And we knew that we could win
Most of our fans weren't in the pen
Mister we could use a man like Al Davis again

The fanbase seemed to be content
The Black Hole was a circus tent
Great players came and went
Those were the days

Stickum on Lester's shin
Freddie B. used more than him
On Sundays we would usually win

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

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[Hoover]

This place has sucked ever since the Broncos game.

[ChiefRocka]

at least we're not Eagles fans...although Andy

[keg in kc]

Shit, did I take a left turn and end up at arrowhead pride?

[TribalElder]

I'm skeptical

[FlaChief58]

I'm skeptical

You should be

[BullJunkandIron]

Alex develops a quick release.

[MMXcalibur]

It would be just like the Chiefs to upset the Packers and get everyone back on board, and then follow it up with a close win in Cincinnati before............losing to the Jimmy Clausen-led Bears.

[BullJunkandIron]

Alex is getting it together.

[KChiefs1]

Is Alex Smith still the QB?

[eDave]

Yay. An Alex Smith thread.

[Hammock Parties]

let's talk defense

[19now11]

lets talk about how big of an idiot clay is.

[cdcox]

In the positive column, the Arrowhead turf has not caught on fire.

[splatbass]

The Thursday Night to Monday night hiatus has turned this place from a festering cesspool into a less than desirable place.




It would take an enormous improvement for this place to rise to the level of festering cesspool. We can only dream of festering cesspool.

[Ming the Merciless]

This place has sucked ever since the Broncos game.

Only if you were one of the homers who thought we were going to be 12-4, and didn't realize how brutal the 1st 4 games of this season were....

[notorious]

It's only going to get worse the next 2 games.


Buckle up.

[Ming the Merciless]

It's only going to get worse the next 2 games.


Buckle up.

This. If you're already butthurt ......you better buy a tub of crisco and a tube of anbisol

[TEX]

It's only going to get worse the next 2 games.


Buckle up.

Yep. Because Chiefs.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This. If you're already butthurt ......you better buy a tub of crisco and a tube of anbisol

ROFL

[R8RFAN]

I can't wait for the mnf raping

[milkman]

It would take an enormous improvement for this place to rise to the level of festering cesspool. We can only dream of festering cesspool.

Preach it.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It would take an enormous improvement for this place to rise to the level of festering cesspool. We can only dream of festering cesspool.

If you played bass like Smith plays QB, and like Reid calls games, would you even be able to find a fucking band to jam with?

[eDave]

If you played bass like Smith plays QB, and like Reid calls games, would you even be able to find a fucking band to jam with?

Exhibit A Splatbass.

[splatbass]

Exhibit A Splatbass.

I don't have any problem finding bands. I have to turn them down regularly because I'm too busy.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I don't have any problem finding bands. I have to turn them down regularly.

So you are Brady and Belichicking it, then?

Good for you!

Mediocrity sucks.

[eDave]

So you are Brady and Belichicking it, then?

Good for you!

Mediocrity sucks.

^ Master skin flutist. Never has problems finding a gig.

[Ming the Merciless]

I don't have any problem finding bands. I have to turn them down regularly because I'm too busy.

It just goes to show there's even demand for shitty bass players

No self respecting alpha would play bass

You're just the band equivalent of a cuckold

[Discuss Thrower]

It's amazing how cuckolding has become a 'thing'

[Ming the Merciless]

You watch from the back with your 4 stringed note twinker as real guitarists solo in the spotlight and play chords and riffs.....and the singer stands in front with attention on him....and they even cut to the drummer doing fills and twirling his sticks....but at least they thank you at the end of the show for your efforts

You're the Alex Smith of music...you manage the song but you're unable to change anything or shine in any way

[Coochie liquor]

You watch from the back with your 4 stringed note twinker as real guitarists solo in the spotlight and play chords and riffs.....and the singer stands in front with attention on him....and they even cut to the drummer doing fills and twirling his sticks....but at least they thank you at the end of the show for your efforts

You're the Alex Smith of music...you manage the song but you're unable to change anything or shine in any way

Ouch, I play the bass.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

^ Master skin flutist. Never has problems finding a gig.

You watch from the back with your 4 stringed note twinker as real guitarists solo in the spotlight and play chords and riffs.....and the singer stands in front with attention on him....and they even cut to the drummer doing fills and twirling his sticks....but at least they thank you at the end of the show for your efforts

You're the Alex Smith of music...you manage the song but you're unable to change anything or shine in any way

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I think I just pissed myself.

[Ming the Merciless]

Ouch, I play the bass.

I'm joking...I am a musician as well...a crappy one at that....

I love the bass

[Saccopoo]

If you played bass like Smith plays QB, and like Reid calls games, would you even be able to find a ****ing band to jam with?

In 40 regular-season starts over the past three years with the 49ers/Chiefs, Smith has thrown 53 touchdown passes against just 17 interceptions. In a splendid 2013 campaign, he logged 23 touchdown strikes against just seven picks.

And most importantly, over this 40-game stretch, Smith posted a record of 30-9-1. He's a winner, plain and simple. In fact, since 2011, just three quarterbacks have notched more wins than Smith: Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees. Pretty good company to keep, eh? Among signal-callers with at least 30 starts during this span, Smith ranks 10th in QB rating (92.5).

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

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JOHN PAUL JONES MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HERE! HERE IS YOUR ALEX SMITH BASSIST:

http://api.ning.com/files/HTz5Vf6F2EDJwcdtL4HZvRH0k5WCnpCZLFW7R0yGKKy5LpskjuuByOxg5O7gTeIo-zzLNaxDL8b9gvpg0L15Eg__/DSC00925.JPG?width=737&height=552

You don't even know who it is, do you? THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S THE FUCKING BASS PLAYER FROM THAT GODDAMNED ABORTION, "HEAD EAST".

THAT....

IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ALEX SMITH AS A BASS PLAYER!

[milkman]

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None of this means jack.

Anyone that watches football and thinks that Alex Smith is a good QB is a fucking moron.

He's not even a jag.

He's the not ugly cousin you take to the prom because you can't find a date.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

None of this means jack.

Anyone that watches football and thinks that Alex Smith is a good QB is a fucking moron.

He's not even a jag.

He's the not ugly cousin you take to the prom because you can't find a date.

Come on now, Milk. Sit bac with Sac and enjoy the "golden AID-er, golden age" of Chiefs football!

[Saccopoo]

JOHN PAUL JONES MY MOTHER****ING ASS. HERE! HERE IS YOUR ALEX SMITH BASSIST:

http://api.ning.com/files/HTz5Vf6F2EDJwcdtL4HZvRH0k5WCnpCZLFW7R0yGKKy5LpskjuuByOxg5O7gTeIo-zzLNaxDL8b9gvpg0L15Eg__/DSC00925.JPG?width=737&height=552

You don't even know who it is, do you? THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S THE ****ING BASS PLAYER FROM THAT GODDAMNED ABORTION, "HEAD EAST".

THAT....

IS YOUR MOTHER****ING ALEX SMITH AS A BASS PLAYER!

Rage much?

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Winner. Just like JPJ on the bass.

[splatbass]

No self respecting alpha would play bass



Ignorance. When your girlfriend (or boyfriend) dances they are dancing to the BASS. Bass makes the groove that ties the whole song together.

I also play guitar, but bass is what makes the music move.

[splatbass]

You watch from the back with your 4 stringed note twinker as real guitarists solo in the spotlight and play chords and riffs.....and the singer stands in front with attention on him....and they even cut to the drummer doing fills and twirling his sticks....but at least they thank you at the end of the show for your efforts

You're the Alex Smith of music...you manage the song but you're unable to change anything or shine in any way

You don't know shit about music.

[splatbass]

JOHN PAUL JONES MY MOTHER****ING ASS. HERE! HERE IS YOUR ALEX SMITH BASSIST:

http://api.ning.com/files/HTz5Vf6F2EDJwcdtL4HZvRH0k5WCnpCZLFW7R0yGKKy5LpskjuuByOxg5O7gTeIo-zzLNaxDL8b9gvpg0L15Eg__/DSC00925.JPG?width=737&height=552

You don't even know who it is, do you? THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S THE ****ING BASS PLAYER FROM THAT GODDAMNED ABORTION, "HEAD EAST".

THAT....

IS YOUR MOTHER****ING ALEX SMITH AS A BASS PLAYER!

The bass solo in "Never Been Any Reason" was pretty good.

[eDave]

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JK. I mostly focus on the bass player at live shows. Love watching them groove. Unless there's a killer guitar solo going on.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The bass solo in "Never Been Any Reason" was pretty good.

I am shocked at this response. Shocked I say!

KC FX/Head East/ 7/9 / Smell that Q in the lot!

Will Bob Gretz be speaking in between Bachman Turner Overdrive songs this week? Will he?!?!?

[Rausch]

let's talk defense

You taking the over or under on Charles' touches this week at 15?...

[J Diddy]

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JK. I mostly focus on the bass player at live shows. Love watching them groove. Unless there's a killer guitar solo going on.

I once had a musician explain to me that playing a bass is like jerking off while playing a 6 string is like licking a pussy. So, in essence, you like to watch dudes jerk off at live concerts.

[J Diddy]

You taking the over or under on Charles' touches this week at 15?...

It'll be 49 this week.

Followed by 3 next week.

[OctoberFart]

Don't blink as you guys are about to be in last place in the division.

[BigCatDaddy]

Don't blink as you guys are about to be in last place in the division.

Denver will take it again but I could see the next 3 teams finishing in any order including KC or San Diego being last. It all depends on who hits what teams at what times. Now Dallas and Pitt arent so scary the next month for example.

[Dave Lane]

The Homer is strong in here