Any good ATV quad stories out there?

[Kaepernick]

I need a good laugh.

Anybody ride ATV quads and have a good story to share? Quad riders have the most hilarious stories. ROFL


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[TimBone]

Yeah, it would be great if you and all the other 49er fucks hopped on ATV's and rode back to the 49ers board.

[cosmo20002]

Yeah, it would be great if you and all the other 49er ****s hopped on ATV's and rode back to the 49ers board.

Cool story.
Really, I mean that. Not being sarcastic.

[aturnis]

Weird fucking thread.

[stumppy]

Your mom likes a quad.

[Bwana]

Your mom likes a quad.

If that's his Mom in the picture, that's ok. :D

[stumppy]

If that's his Mom in the picture, that's ok. :D

Yes it would. That girl's prettier than a glazed ham.

[TimeForWasp]

If that's his Mom in the picture, that's ok. :D

She made me pull my quad

[Mav]

If that's his Mom in the picture, that's ok. :D


I doubt it. The guys like 60.

[eDave]

If that's his Mom in the picture, that's ok. :D

She probably likes country music. No thanks.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I was pooping off the back of an ATV and a bear licked my bunghole.

True story.

[eDave]

I'm a fucking idiot.

True story.

FYP

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

FYP

Who stole your X tab this morning, ass?

[eDave]

Who stole your X tab this morning, ass?

Oh relax Sweetness. How's it possible that I, the one and only eDave, can piss anyone off is beyond my vast realm of comprehension. I'm leaving forever.

[rockymtnchief]

Bwana has a good one about the day he was playing Martin Scorsese while riding and didn't see an over grown pebble in the creek.

[notorious]

My brother and I flipped a 3-wheeler riding through a corn field road when I was 6.


20 stitches in my dome was the price for that trip.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Oh relax Sweetness. How's it possible that I, the one and only eDave, can piss anyone off is beyond my vast realm of comprehension. I'm leaving forever.

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[Bwana]

Bwana has a good one about the day he was playing Martin Scorsese while riding and didn't see an over grown pebble in the creek.

Oh no you have it all wrong!

There I was minding my own business driving nice and slow. (Like a little old lady driving to church) I was enjoying the sounds of singing birds, deer frolicking in the distant meadows and the smell of mountain flowers. The next thing I know out of the blue my ATV was attacked by a rock, bad rock, BAD! :shake:

[Bwana]

Oh a side note, we definitely made the right choice calling todays trip. Looks like nonstop rain today.

[BullJunkandIron]

Who do you answer to?

[Kaepernick]

OK, nobody here rides quads and nobody has a good story about close calls. All I did was ride street bikes for 10 years and I have 20-30 stories from that. But never mind.

Just thought I would see if anybody had a funny story riding ATVs. Guess not. Thanks for playing.

[displacedinMN]

My brother and I flipped a 3-wheeler riding through a corn field road when I was 6.


20 stitches in my dome was the price for that trip.


My cousin flipped mine. He hit a water intake in the ditch. Flipped right on him. He was ok but I laugh every time I think of it.

Wish I still had that.

[Perineum Ripper]

I have taken a girls virginity on a quad..and banged a stripper on the same one a week later..vastly different experiences

[mlyonsd]

My advice is to not go ditch jumping two days after having a vasectomy no matter how much you think you've healed.

[God of Thunder]

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