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pr_capone
10-13-2015, 02:05 PM
If this franchise is content to be the bottom feeding clown of the league then we/they should embrace it full on. We aren't gonna win shit this, or any other, year so might as well make it as interesting as possible.

I can see it now... Alex will take the snap and hand it off to Tebow who will fake the run and pitch back to Alex. Tebow will then run a flat slightly behind Alex who will throw it back to Tebow. Tebow will then throw that bitch downfield for a touchdown.

The first successful double flea flicker in history. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

/this quality thread brought to you by pr_capone
Rausch
10-13-2015, 02:05 PM
Oh for fuck's sake...
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 02:06 PM
Oh for ****'s sake...

LMAO
Reerun_KC
10-13-2015, 02:08 PM
In for all its glory
SAUTO
10-13-2015, 02:09 PM
stupid shit.
Red Dawg
10-13-2015, 02:09 PM
I am sure this must a joke.
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 02:09 PM
I am sure this must a joke.

:clap:
MIAdragon
10-13-2015, 02:09 PM
In all seriousness, he can't be worse that Alex.
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 02:11 PM
In all seriousness, he can't be worse that Alex.

Not only that but there might be a chance that he could simply put hands on Charles, call upon the heavenly father, and heal him.
MIAdragon
10-13-2015, 02:13 PM
Not only that but there might be a chance that he could simply put hands on Charles, call upon the heavenly father, and heal him.

Wonder if he worked on his laying of hands motion in the offseason as well!
Perineum Ripper
10-13-2015, 02:13 PM
If this franchise is content to be the bottom feeding clown of the league then we/they should embrace it full on. We aren't gonna win shit this, or any other, year so might as well make it as interesting as possible.

I can see it now... Alex will take the snap and hand it off to Tebow who will fake the run and pitch back to Alex. Tebow will then run a flat slightly behind Alex who will throw it back to Tebow. Tebow will then throw that bitch downfield for a touchdown.

The first successful double flea flicker in history. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

/this quality thread brought to you by pr_capone

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Predarat
10-13-2015, 02:16 PM
He did win a playoff game as starting QB so there is that.
Baby Lee
10-13-2015, 02:16 PM
The stakes for this season are so low, there's no answer beyond feasibility.

Ochocinco? Why not.

Maybe see if we can pry that rugby guy free from SF

Here's an 'outside the box' suggestion. . . . Rhonda Rousey!!!

Heck, if Hasselback wins another game maybe we can ruin Brenda Warner's week.
loochy
10-13-2015, 02:17 PM
I am sure this must a joke.

Are sure that this must a joke? If not a funny.
ptlyon
10-13-2015, 02:18 PM
Go fly a banner or something...
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 02:19 PM
The stakes for this season are so low, there's no answer beyond feasibility.

Ochocinco? Why not.

Maybe see if we can pry that rugby guy free from SF

Here's an 'outside the box' suggestion. . . . Rhonda Rousey!!!

Heck, if Hasselback wins another game maybe we can ruin Brenda Warner's week.

I bet ya Christian Ronaldo would have made that 66yd FG. Gotta talk him into coming in for a tryout.
Mr. Laz
10-13-2015, 02:21 PM
In all seriousness, he can't be worse that Alex.

This place has reached a new level of stupidity.
Predarat
10-13-2015, 02:22 PM
I bet ya Christian Ronaldo would have made that 66yd FG. Gotta talk him into coming in for a tryout.

Especially with his name being Christian. Its a match made in heaven.
Baby Lee
10-13-2015, 02:22 PM
I bet ya Christian Ronaldo would have made that 66yd FG. Gotta talk him into coming in for a tryout.

Gareth Bale home run hitter at RB!!!

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Mile High Mania
10-13-2015, 02:27 PM
I'd start him over Alex...
BlackHelicopters
10-13-2015, 02:29 PM
In Tebow we trust.
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 03:03 PM
In Tebow we trust.

Indeed. The guy is a proven winner who improves every team he is on... even when he isn't on the field. I would sign him as the emergency QB/RB/Team Mascot.

The wins will flow... I promise.
BossChief
10-13-2015, 03:05 PM
Just start Murray.

That would be a win win.

Either it ensures us the top pick, or we get to see a QB we actually drafted succeed.
ClevelandBronco
10-13-2015, 03:07 PM
It's a good thing for Tebow that he already has his playoff win, 'cause that ain't happening in KC.
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 03:08 PM
Just start Murray.

That would be a win win.

Either it ensures us the top pick, or we get to see a QB we actually drafted succeed.

I'm with you here. Murray should definitely start at QB for the remainder of the season. But, with Charles going to IR we have an empty roster spot.

I'm betting you can't name 25 other players you would rather have on the squad over Tebow. :D
Eleazar
10-13-2015, 03:10 PM
Maybe I'll just be done reading the football threads here for the year...
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 03:10 PM
Maybe I'll just be done reading the football threads here for the year...

LMAO
gblowfish
10-13-2015, 03:11 PM
Even Jesus thinks you're trolling....
notorious
10-13-2015, 03:14 PM
You guys fell for it. ROFL


Nice work Capone.
ClevelandBronco
10-13-2015, 03:28 PM
You guys fell for it. ROFL


Nice work Capone.

Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.
Baby Lee
10-13-2015, 03:30 PM
Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

Tooge is stocking up on Packer hats, if you're in the market.
notorious
10-13-2015, 03:31 PM
Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

Save in Cart.


Just to be safe.......
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 03:49 PM
Picture it. Andy calls a quick slant and Tebow immediately misses 2 open receivers and takes off on a dead run. He scampers 83 yards, guided by the hand of God himself, and clips the endzone as a defender finally catches up to him. The stadium goes wild.

Can't you already envision everyone in Arrowhead taking a knee along with Timmy as he celebrates his first TD as a Chief?

Fuck yes.
Deberg_1990
10-13-2015, 03:54 PM
1000x worse than a Deberg thread
pr_capone
10-13-2015, 03:56 PM
1000x worse than a Deberg thread

ROFL
Baby Lee
10-13-2015, 03:59 PM
1000x worse than a Deberg thread

This is your team on Reid.

And THIS, . . . is your team on weed.
Nightfyre
10-13-2015, 04:00 PM
This thread is so bad that I initially thought it was a pete thread.
listopencil
10-13-2015, 05:35 PM
Sign him and play him at running back. Come to think of it, maybe we should sign him and play him at running back,.
Pasta Little Brioni
10-13-2015, 05:37 PM
Denver had the same chance at a title with him at the helm as they do with Manning.
listopencil
10-13-2015, 05:39 PM
Denver had the same chance at a title with him at the helm as they do with Manning.

The guy was a beast in Goal Line situations.
lewdog
10-13-2015, 06:18 PM
Putting a player back there who has no business being an NFL QB seems like the logical step for an organization that has done something similar for the better part of 2 decades.

Tebow is absolute trash.
blsilks
10-13-2015, 08:32 PM
We should sign Tebow, TO and Ocho just for the fun of it.
TribalElder
10-13-2015, 09:23 PM
Tebow could beat Denver

The meltdown from that would provide a lifetime of ROFL
Psyko Tek
10-13-2015, 09:58 PM
it'll sell Jerseys
Sweet Daddy Hate
10-14-2015, 06:19 AM
Not only that but there might be a chance that he could simply put hands on Charles, call upon the heavenly father, and heal him.

This is true.

And circumcise Andy.
Coochie liquor
10-14-2015, 06:23 AM
Does that mean I should cancel my order for my authentic Tebow Chiefs away jersey? Dammit.

And your Broncos Peyton Manning super bowl champion bobble head...
pr_capone
10-14-2015, 11:40 AM
This is true.

And circumcise Andy.

Whoa now... Let's not go crazy and start attacking people's dick snuggies.

/love my dick snuggie
Ultra Peanut
10-14-2015, 11:46 AM
plz
pr_capone
10-14-2015, 11:48 AM
you can always tell when a poster didn't read the thread. :D