How much of an idiot is Bob Fescoe?

[petegz28]

Okay so yesterday morning Fescoe is going off about literally a 5 second snip it he took from an Andy Reid presser where Reid was stammering. He was saying Reid doesn't have the "brain capacity" to be calling plays and was just going off based on 5 seconds of a presser.


This morning I turned him off after he was saying you're stupid to fire Reid at the end of the season, Reid is a good coach and you have to stick with your guys.

This guy gives schizophrenics a bad name.

[ptlyon]

He picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

[Three7s]

Okay so yesterday morning Fescoe is going off about literally a 5 second snip it he took from an Andy Reid presser where Reid was stammering. He was saying Reid doesn't have the "brain capacity" to be calling plays and was just going off based on 5 seconds of a presser.


This morning I turned him off after he was saying you're stupid to fire Reid at the end of the season, Reid is a good coach and you have to stick with your guys.

This guy gives schizophrenics a bad name.
He's just trying to appeal to public opinion in order to get ratings. All radio talk shows do this.

[wazu]

Flip to 810. Border Patrol is much better. Fescoe is basically the dumbest guy at the bar being given a radio show. I'm embarrassed for my city that he even has a listenership.

[Hammock Parties]

Dude was defending Cassel in 2012. Not even on the radio. On my FB page.

He's a dumb homer.

[cosmo20002]

Okay so yesterday morning Fescoe is going off about literally a 5 second snip it he took from an Andy Reid presser where Reid was stammering. He was saying Reid doesn't have the "brain capacity" to be calling plays and was just going off based on 5 seconds of a presser.


This morning I turned him off after he was saying you're stupid to fire Reid at the end of the season, Reid is a good coach and you have to stick with your guys.

This guy gives schizophrenics a bad name.

I can see why this would upset you.
Although I'm pretty sure you are misusing that word.

[petegz28]

Flip to 810. Border Patrol is much better. Fescoe is basically the dumbest guy at the bar being given a radio show. I'm embarrassed for my city that he even has a listenership.

I usually listen to St. John but during commercials I flip back to 610

[FlaChief58]

Well, he did say Bruce Jenner is a hero. That should tell you all you need to know about him

[New World Order]

This is the same guy that said we should get rid of Moustakas and sign Alex Smith to a long term deal.

[gblowfish]

He's a New Jersey Mama's Boy who went to KU and wasn't good enough to hack it in St. Louis.

He got banned from Royals press conferences before his station got the Royals Games. Now he kisses Ned's Ass every Wednesday and is an unapologetic homer radio whore.

But every sports station has a whore. Keitzman is one of the worst.

[notorious]

You will never get honesty from a local sports radio show in KC.


It's horseshit.

[rabblerouser]

He's a New Jersey Mama's Boy who went to KU and wasn't good enough to hack it in St. Louis.

He got banned from Royals press conferences before his station got the Royals Games. Now he kisses Ned's Ass every Wednesday and is an unapologetic homer radio whore.

But every sports station has a whore. Keitzman is one of the worst.

Hey, KC radio is 10x Better than St L - music OR sports.

If he couldn't hack it in St L, I don't see how he's stuck around here. He should be covering high schools in Buffalo or doing local commentary on South Dakota State or whatever.

[rabblerouser]

You will never get honesty from a local sports radio show in KC.


It's horseshit.

I would rather read Chiefs Planet.

Seriously.

[Eleazar]

As big of an idiot as it's possible to be, he is

[TLO]

"Hi Friends, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at 119th and I-35. Listen, I've got too much inventory and I'll do ANYTHING.... I mean ANYTHING to sell you a new car. We're dealing. Come take advantage of me. Think I'm kidding? Come see me on the showroom floor, I'll walk you into my office, and you can jam a stapler up my ass. Seriously. Up to the third knuckle if you like. This weekend it's our tent sale. I'll be on the roof of the dealership with a basket full of adorable golden lab puppies. And if we don't sell 100 pre-owned cars by Sunday at 6PM, I'll kill each and every one of these puppies. Still not enough? Come test drive a Dodge Challenger and my wife Wanda will give you a handie, absolutely free. One handie per customer please. And your trade has never been worth more. Hell, buy a new Jeep Grand Cherokee, and we'll accept your children in trade. We sell them into slavery in the third world. I don't care what you have to do to get here, just get here... I'm Jeff Briggs, and DAMN IT, GET OUT HERE AND BUY A CAR, AND BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!"

It's a dark paneled, high priced geriatric lounge lizard booze pit for old, rich, white Johnson County sleaze balls to congregate, have three martini lunches and talk about who can't get it up any more.

They have a house "Lynn Zimmer Jazz Band," which is desperately comical. I can see the sixty something insurance salesmen washing down their Viagra with Cutty Sark and hitting on a 40-something waitress with four kids by three different husbands.

Danny Clinkscale does their commercials with the owner, this old fart named Dick Hawk. It's bad local radio copywriting at its finest, and all the commercials have this insipid, awful clarinet music in the background. Apparently Lynn Zimmer is to Dick Hawk as Stevie is to Kenny Powers.

Good afternoooooon, WELcome... to between the lines on a victory Monday. Chiefs are 5-0, and we're gonna start today's broadcast with a longwinded rant about a college football situation no one cares about before having the Racing Boys on to discuss their favorite products currently on sale - today - at Smoke & Fire. Now, if you call Smoke & Fire and tell them you're an 810 listener, they're gonna give you - get this - 15% off ANY purchase over eight hundred dollars.

Come on in, they've got games for the kids and a big cooler filled with cold soda pop. I cant think of a better way to spend your Chiefs victory Monday than coming down to Smoke & Fire and getting a great deal on a new gas or propane grill. If you come down, right now... the first, I don't know, Danny... say, the first five? First five - since the chiefs are 5-0 - first five people to come in wearing any Sporting KC gear will get an AUTOGRAPHED commemorative DVD of the T-bones historic 2006 baseball season. This is signed by the whole team - is it the whole team, Danny? Okay, just the starting pitching rotation. Signed by every starting pitcher for the T-bones. Great way to pass on a great tradition of winning KC baseball to the kids. I tell you, man, it doesn't get better than this.

Anyway, like I said, the Chiefs are 5-0, but I feel like we covered that pretty well on the border patrol this morning, and we'll get to Andy Reid's press conference later when we play "In Case You Missed It," but I want to start today with a story that comes out of Colorado State. Now, the AD there is trying to put together a radio network of stations owned by the school. What does this have to do with me? Well, I will tell you that.

I said two years ago that Kansas State should be looking to hold the Big 12 hostage to get the EMAW network. Why not? Why should Texas, who likes to bully everybody else, be able to have their own network and make gobs of money, when I tell you Bill Snyder is gonna put a product on the field every bit as good and we could be bringing in some real revenue to this football program. I have some numbers I wanna throw at you. Now, these aren't official or anything, just you know what I could pick up off the internet on my phone driving in this morning...










I knew what I was doing...

Just sounds like scotch to me..

"Hehy thish ish Gary Joshlin from Joshhlinnts jewerlry. Did jyou know that shome jewerlersh charge up to six hunner dollarss to repair jewerlry?"

That's the best.

Pete Enich: The 1956 Army football program had a backup runningback named Shamus Peppercock. Tell me, what was interesting about his cousin's dog?

Caller: Have a good one, gentlemen.

Enich: The dog liked to sleep in the bathtub.

Saul Good: changes channel

He's a New Jersey Mama's Boy who went to KU and wasn't good enough to hack it in St. Louis.

He got banned from Royals press conferences before his station got the Royals Games. Now he kisses Ned's Ass every Wednesday and is an unapologetic homer radio whore.

But every sports station has a whore. Keitzman is one of the worst.
ROFL

[Prison Bitch]

Homer? How about Petro now predicting 6-10. Bro, you really think we are going .500 the rest of the way????

[Strongside]

PRO TIP SCHEDULE FOR KC SPORTS RADIO:

Morning - Border Patrol on 810
Midday - Lake & Bink on 610, flip to Petro on 810 occasionally
Afternoon - The Drive with Danny & Carrington on 610
Baseball Pregame - On Deck show with Josh Vernier on 610

These aren't perfect but it'll help you avoid the mostly asinine takes you'll hear from the likes of Fescoe and KK.

[Dayze]

if I could find a gif of the scene from Airplane II where William Shatner gets flustered/frustrated and shuts down the moonbase to go home....that's what I would use to capture Saphojunkie's quoted post above.


it's exactly what KK's show is like. Perfection.

[Pablo]

He's not as dumb as the people who listen to him.

[ChiTown]

PRO TIP SCHEDULE FOR KC SPORTS RADIO:

Morning - Border Patrol on 810
Midday - Lake & Bink on 610, flip to Petro on 810 occasionally
Afternoon - The Drive with Danny & Carrington on 610
Baseball Pregame - On Deck show with Josh Vernier on 610

These aren't perfect but it'll help you avoid the mostly asinine takes you'll hear from the likes of Fescoe and KK.

I'd rather shoot a hot acid-based liquid on my face and drill holes in my eardrums than listen to Lake and Bink. They are like 2 retards with a mic

[ChiTown]

He's not as dumb as the people who listen to him.

QFT

[Dayze]

between riding my motorcycle (which doesn't have audio) whenever weather allows, and my car that has a non-working radio, then borrowing the wife's Xterra one day to run errands and tuning into sports radio after a good 3 year hiatus............my god. It's awful from top to bottom regardless of channel, program, or personality.

I never knew how bad it was. Used to listen to sports radio almost exclusively in my vehicles. absolute dog shit.

[Pablo]

Who's the bigger douche?

Fescoe v. Johhny Dare

Go!

[notorious]

between riding my motorcycle (which doesn't have audio) whenever weather allows, and my car that has a non-working radio, then borrowing the wife's Xterra one day to run errands and tuning into sports radio after a good 3 year hiatus............my god. It's awful from top to bottom regardless of channel, program, or personality.

I never knew how bad it was. Used to listen to sports radio almost exclusively in my vehicles. absolute dog shit.

Rusillo and Van Pelt were my favorites.


They are no more. :(

[Dayze]

when I was driving a truck, I listened to them quite a bit. I did enjoy those two.

[wazu]

PRO TIP SCHEDULE FOR KC SPORTS RADIO:

Morning - Border Patrol on 810
Midday - Lake & Bink on 610, flip to Petro on 810 occasionally
Afternoon - The Drive with Danny & Carrington on 610
Baseball Pregame - On Deck show with Josh Vernier on 610

These aren't perfect but it'll help you avoid the mostly asinine takes you'll hear from the likes of Fescoe and KK.

810 shows generally have a much higher level of discussion. Lake and Bink are better than Fescoe, but still pretty meatheadish. The best Sports radio in KC is when Rany is on with Petro. I actually really like Petro's show usually.

Danny and Carrington I can do without. Those two seem to mainly want to play up their personal lives and when they do talk sports it's usually very repetitive.

Keitzman is where I usually start out on drive home, but if he is talking about something uninteresting to me I will flip over to 610.

Josh Vernier has the best show on 610 by a mile.

[Dayze]

Who's the bigger douche?

Fescoe v. Johhny Dare

Go!

Dare gets my vote.


Fescoe is just retarded, so I don't think he can really help it.

[Sure-Oz]

Flip to 810. Border Patrol is much better. Fescoe is basically the dumbest guy at the bar being given a radio show. I'm embarrassed for my city that he even has a listenership.

This

[TLO]

I strongly dislike Nate Bukkake in the mornings. I just want to punch him in the cock.

[wazu]

I strongly dislike Nate Bukkake in the mornings. I just want to punch him in the cock.

Odd. I like him. I think he and St. John play off each other well. I like Guitterez too. My only issue with their show is when they focus on soccer.

[Eleazar]

Sports radio is just kind of a dumb collection

[ChiTown]

I strongly dislike Nate Bukkake in the mornings. I just want to punch him in the cock.

He is an annoying douche nozzle. How the F SSJ puts up with his dumb ass is beyond me. I actually like SSJ when Nate isn't on there blathering about

[The Franchise]

Sports radio is just kind of a dumb collection

Yep. National sports radio isn't much better.

[Strongside]

I'm willing to bet that anyone that doesn't care for Danny and C-Dot on here are over the age of 35. Just a hunch.

[wazu]

I'm willing to bet that anyone that doesn't care for Danny and C-Dot on here are over the age of 35. Just a hunch.

Guilty. I actually really liked their show back when they were mid-day. Since going to afternoons it just seems like a lot of giggling and talking about their personal lives. Hell, they actually spend the last segment of their show on "Ask Me Anything" where a bunch of fanboys text in wanting to know their opinions on random pop culture shit and dating etiquette/experiences. No thanks.

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by gblowfish View Post
"Hi Friends, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at 119th and I-35. Listen, I've got too much inventory and I'll do ANYTHING.... I mean ANYTHING to sell you a new car. We're dealing. Come take advantage of me. Think I'm kidding? Come see me on the showroom floor, I'll walk you into my office, and you can jam a stapler up my ass. Seriously. Up to the third knuckle if you like. This weekend it's our tent sale. I'll be on the roof of the dealership with a basket full of adorable golden lab puppies. And if we don't sell 100 pre-owned cars by Sunday at 6PM, I'll kill each and every one of these puppies. Still not enough? Come test drive a Dodge Challenger and my wife Wanda will give you a handie, absolutely free. One handie per customer please. And your trade has never been worth more. Hell, buy a new Jeep Grand Cherokee, and we'll accept your children in trade. We sell them into slavery in the third world. I don't care what you have to do to get here, just get here... I'm Jeff Briggs, and DAMN IT, GET OUT HERE AND BUY A CAR, AND BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!"

I should go back to writing radio ads for a living.....

[siberian khatru]

That Saphojunkie post about Kietzman is BRILLIANT. Absolutely spot-on, pitch perfect.

[ChiTown]

I'm willing to bet that anyone that doesn't care for Danny and C-Dot on here are over the age of 35. Just a hunch.

Danny is good, but Carrington...JFC, just really bad. His voice cracking stupidity reminds me of this guy:
http://www.halfassedproductions.com/articles/120105/charlie.jpg

[TLO]

Originally Posted by gblowfish View Post
"Hi Friends, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at 119th and I-35. Listen, I've got too much inventory and I'll do ANYTHING.... I mean ANYTHING to sell you a new car. We're dealing. Come take advantage of me. Think I'm kidding? Come see me on the showroom floor, I'll walk you into my office, and you can jam a stapler up my ass. Seriously. Up to the third knuckle if you like. This weekend it's our tent sale. I'll be on the roof of the dealership with a basket full of adorable golden lab puppies. And if we don't sell 100 pre-owned cars by Sunday at 6PM, I'll kill each and every one of these puppies. Still not enough? Come test drive a Dodge Challenger and my wife Wanda will give you a handie, absolutely free. One handie per customer please. And your trade has never been worth more. Hell, buy a new Jeep Grand Cherokee, and we'll accept your children in trade. We sell them into slavery in the third world. I don't care what you have to do to get here, just get here... I'm Jeff Briggs, and DAMN IT, GET OUT HERE AND BUY A CAR, AND BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!"

I should go back to writing radio ads for a living.....

You really should. LMAO

[BWillie]

Fescoe is actually the least douchey of almost any radio host in Kansas City. The problem is, his show is just terrible. He has horrible sports takes, is very blah, and generally has no clue what he's talking about. But, he doesn't seem like a bad dude.

[dtforever]

Every sports radio show in KC is terrible. If I had a show it would be the best ever! /CP

It's just entertainment to me. Something to pass the time during my commute. They will say stupid things. They will be right sometimes, and wrong sometimes. Big deal.

[mr. tegu]

I don't know. I feel like Bob Fescoe has been a great addition to this 610 sports Kansas City sports radio organization of the Kansas City area.

[wazu]

I don't know. I feel like Bob Fescoe has been a great addition to this 610 sports Kansas City sports radio organization of the Kansas City area.

Sup, Bob.

[ChiTown]

Fescoe is actually the least douchey of almost any radio host in Kansas City. The problem is, his show is just terrible. He has horrible sports takes, is very blah, and generally has no clue what he's talking about. But, he doesn't seem like a bad dude.

He's a mammoth sized-douche

[wazu]

He's a mammoth sized-douche

Yeah, he's terrible. To claim he is the "least douchey" person on any list implies that one does not accurately comprehend the meaning of the word.

[Al Bundy]

I thought Fescoe was Bambi?

[Reerun_KC]

I thought Fescoe was Bambi?

I thought he was Saul good... so I guest we were both wrong.

[Three7s]

Fescoe and KK are the worst by a mile.

[phisherman]

Bring back DA or Nick Wright.

[Tonka83]

Odd. I like him. I think he and St. John play off each other well. I like Guitterez too. My only issue with their show is when they focus on soccer.

Too much soccer and way too much bumper music. 45 seconds of shitty music after every break. Might as well listen to NPR

[Dayze]

Bring back DA or Nick Wright.

yeah, DA is the guy that I used to enjoy listening to in the morning.

[bdj23]

I strongly dislike Nate Bukkake in the mornings. I just want to punch him in the cock.

Danny Parkins and Hootie are the same person.

So I hate him the most.

[Jerok]

PRO TIP SCHEDULE FOR KC SPORTS RADIO:

Morning - Border Patrol on 810
Midday - Lake & Bink on 610, flip to Petro on 810 occasionally
Afternoon - The Drive with Danny & Carrington on 610
Baseball Pregame - On Deck show with Josh Vernier on 610

These aren't perfect but it'll help you avoid the mostly asinine takes you'll hear from the likes of Fescoe and KK.


I can't stand Fescoe, I love 610 the rest of the day.

I just wish the Border Patrol had more energy and didn't make me want to go back to bed.

[wazu]

Bring back DA or Nick Wright.

Two of my favorites. Great shows.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't listen in daily, as I live out of market. That said, I like Fescoe. :shrug: Flame away.

[KCwolf]

I don't listen in daily, as I live out of market. That said, I like Fescoe. :shrug: Flame away.

Ditto .... Sorry as well ...
Big fan of Josh Vernier and think it crushes 810 .....
But I just listen from the Pacific NW

[Buzz]

I don't listen in daily, as I live out of market. That said, I like Fescoe. :shrug: Flame away.


I wont flame but he does come off as a spaz and flip flopper. I only tune in when 810 is all about the Royals and I want to hear about why the Chiefs are sucking so bad.

[BWillie]

Danny Parkins is the most douchey, I'd say, yet I still like his show. I don't get any douchey feel from Fescoe, none at all. He's just terrible at his job. Apparently I have no idea what douchey means.

[wazu]

Danny Parkins is the most douchey, I'd say, yet I still like his show. I don't get any douchey feel from Fescoe, none at all. He's just terrible at his job. Apparently I have no idea what douchey means.

Think Nick Athan. And Bob Fescoe.

[Psyko Tek]

He's not as dumb as the people who listen to him.

I have no idea how anybody listens to talk radio, I spend most of my time trying not to listen to idiots and you invite it?

[saphojunkie]

Odd. I like him. I think he and St. John play off each other well. I like Guitterez too. My only issue with their show is when they focus on soccer.

Jake is a great dude in real life. Played baseball with him in high school. And he was part of those seriously talented Aquinas soccer teams.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

KC sports radio is the worst I've ever heard.