Chiefs Alex Smith has a sore thumb [Archive]

Rasputin

10-23-2015, 12:45 AM

Oh hell yeah & I'm going to the game all of a sudden I'm excited for it

BOOM

Hell

fucking

YEAH.

I'm no Chase Daniel fan but this made this game funner to watch and Chase can be fun to watch but I'm hoping Aaron Murray suits up and gets a chance fuck yeah.

I'm stoked for this game now.

eDave

10-23-2015, 12:48 AM

:facepalm: ............ :popcorn:

Rasputin

10-23-2015, 12:48 AM

This just made this weekend better.

Ming the Merciless

10-23-2015, 12:51 AM

Oh shit!!!!!

Ming the Merciless

10-23-2015, 12:52 AM

This makes things worth watching!!!!!

mdchiefsfan

10-23-2015, 12:54 AM

He was a full participant in practice. Wouldn't be surprised if he still starts.

007

10-23-2015, 01:13 AM

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/injury-report.html

Yet he is still doing the full practice. They are not pulling him Sunday.

dls6501

10-23-2015, 01:19 AM

YOu mean injury report not disabled list. Lol

Got me all excited and shit. Hahaha

pr_capone

10-23-2015, 01:20 AM

He will play. Barring injury, or the fans storming the field soccer style and bludgeoning Alex themselves, he will finish the season. I would not be surprised if he isn't starting next season and then gets the hook mid season. Hopefully for Murray or 1st round pick QB (hAHhAHaHHAHHaHHhaHhHAH!).

Rasputin

10-23-2015, 01:30 AM

Are you fucking kidding me ?

Miss leading thread title :cuss:

Got my hopes up even

fuck

dammit

crazycoffey

10-23-2015, 01:34 AM

Nuthooks

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 03:08 AM

Perhaps if he'd pull said digit from his ass...

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 03:30 AM

Perhaps if he'd pull said digit from his ass...

Goldfinger...

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 03:31 AM

Goldfinger...

LMAO

Coochie liquor

10-23-2015, 03:47 AM

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 03:54 AM

Remember when Steve DeBerg played with a broken finger??

*sigh*

Old times were good times.

Reerun_KC

10-23-2015, 04:02 AM

And yet Andy still has a job.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 04:04 AM

And yet Andy still has a job.

I don't understand how.

Seriously.

You can find the post where I said he should be been fired after week 2.

I meant it.

BigBeauford

10-23-2015, 04:31 AM

Alright this explains his poor play this season. I bet when his thumb feels better, everything will be okay.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 04:58 AM

Alright this explains his poor play this season. I bet when his thumb feels better, everything will be okay.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z164/telepicker97/Mobile%20Uploads/100_zps2v3iwk5d.gif (http://s193.photobucket.com/user/telepicker97/media/Mobile%20Uploads/100_zps2v3iwk5d.gif.html)

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

10-23-2015, 05:04 AM

Lol at OP

Reerun_KC

10-23-2015, 05:34 AM

So fat Andy sat on Smiths thumb? That explains the full stupid that is those 2...

Red Dawg

10-23-2015, 06:14 AM

No JC and no Maclin. Chase would be killed as well. This game is a lock for the Steelers and I am happy about it.

notorious

10-23-2015, 06:20 AM

WTF?!

kepp

10-23-2015, 06:57 AM

PSYCH! /Clark

Jerm

10-23-2015, 06:58 AM

It'd be typical of this pussy franchise to drum up some BS injury to sit Smith instead of just telling it like it is and benching his ass....

ARROW2

10-23-2015, 06:59 AM

**** you OP!!!!

Getting me all excited..

TLO

10-23-2015, 07:15 AM

I'd like to punch the OP in the cock right about now.

Red Dawg

10-23-2015, 07:16 AM

And yet Andy still has a job.

Dumping Andy now does nothing. His pay check is also to big to get rid of him just like Smith's. Both of them will be back next year because Clark does not have the guts to do anything else.

They both should be gone but the dead money with Smith would be like 25 mil and Andy is on a 5 year deal at 7 mil per year I think. Chump change to Clark but he just begged Andy to come here less than three years ago. He has no way near the stones to dump him yet.

Reerun_KC

10-23-2015, 07:18 AM

No JC and no Maclin. Chase would be killed as well. This game is a lock for the Steelers and I am happy about it.
Well considering chase has proven he is nothing more than a shorter fatter Alex smith, it would be expected.

Dude blows.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 07:21 AM

Well considering chase has proven he is nothing more than a shorter fatter Alex smith, it would be expected.

Dude blows.

ROFL

Ahhh, it's funny 'cause it's true!!

KCUnited

10-23-2015, 07:22 AM

Let the Fat Cassel era begin.

Bob Dole

10-23-2015, 07:22 AM

Changed the thread title to one that is actually accurate at this time.

http://www.nfl.com/injuries

bevischief

10-23-2015, 07:36 AM

A sore a@@hole would have been better.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 07:36 AM

Let the Fat Cassel era begin.

**** it, keep Alice Smiff under center - let's see if we can 1-15 this ****er.

LoneWolf

10-23-2015, 07:56 AM

**** it, keep Alice Smiff under center - let's see if we can 1-15 this ****er.

Games are fixed, remember. We will only go 1-15 if that is what the league has set up for KC.

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 08:21 AM

lol @ anyone thinking Alex is getting pulled. Reid is gonna' stand by his boo all the way to the soup kitchen.

Thank you, football gods.

TEX

10-23-2015, 08:30 AM

Games are fixed, remember. We will only go 1-15 if that is what the league has set up for KC.

That depends on what the league wants the plot to be for the would-be WINNERS. The LOSERS, like the Chiefs, don't really matter unless they get caught in the narrative.

The Cardinals and 49er games last year are prime examples.

KC_Lee

10-23-2015, 08:30 AM

lol @ anyone thinking Alex is getting pulled. Reid is gonna' stand by his boo all the way to the soup kitchen.

Thank you, football gods.

There is a whole Brokeback Mountain "I wish I could quit you" thing vibe with those two.

Hmmm...perhaps some CP-ers with mad Photo Shop skills could create an updated movie poster.:hmmm:

BigRedChief

10-23-2015, 09:31 AM

I'd like to punch the OP in the cock right about now.Sorry man no attempt to mislead. I have no idea why I put the word disabled in there instead of injury.

My bad. Sorry

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 09:52 AM

Sorry man no attempt to mislead. I have no idea why I put the word disabled in there instead of injury.

My bad. Sorry

I do. That sack of shit has been disabled since day 1.

Hog's Gone Fishin

10-23-2015, 11:10 AM

No JC and no Maclin. Chase would be killed as well. This game is a lock for the Steelers and I am happy about it.

Chiefs | Jeremy Maclin expected to be cleared

Fri, 23 Oct 2015 06:05:43 -0700

Kansas City Chiefs WR Jeremy Maclin (concussion) is expected to receive clearance from the concussion protocol Friday, Oct. 23, and play in Week 7.

Fantasy Tip: Maclin ($7,600, 15.2% of cap) has a decent matchup with the Pittsburgh Steelers and is a solid WR2 on FantasyScore.

Read more: http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl/gnews.php?id=993534-chiefs---jeremy-maclin-expected-to-be-cleared#ixzz3pPbWSJQC

Hog's Gone Fishin

10-23-2015, 11:12 AM

lol @ anyone thinking Alex is getting pulled. Reid is gonna' stand by his boo all the way to the soup kitchen.

Thank you, football gods.

Alex Smith is on pace for 4200 yards this year while running for his life at the same time.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 12:14 PM

That depends on what the league wants the plot to be for the would-be WINNERS. The LOSERS, like the Chiefs, don't really matter unless they get caught in the narrative.

The Cardinals and 49er games last year are prime examples.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z164/telepicker97/Mobile%20Uploads/agreebyrd_zpsy4kw6hqd.gif (http://s193.photobucket.com/user/telepicker97/media/Mobile%20Uploads/agreebyrd_zpsy4kw6hqd.gif.html)

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 12:16 PM

Alex Smith is on pace for 4200 yards this year while running for his life at the same time.

What; 4200 yards, 6 TDs and 9 INTs??

ROFL

You can't make this shit up.

Only in today's NFL could a probable 3-5 win team have a 4k yd passer not named Dan Fouts, Marino, or Jeff George.

Hog's Gone Fishin

10-23-2015, 12:51 PM

What; 4200 yards, 6 TDs and 9 INTs??

ROFL

You can't make this shit up.

Only in today's NFL could a probable 3-5 win team have a 4k yd passer not named Dan Fouts, Marino, or Jeff George.

Actually he's on pace for 4200 yards
16 TD's
8 int's

Sorry, but it's true.

KC_Lee

10-23-2015, 12:52 PM

Actually he's on pace for 4200 yards
16 TD's
8 int's

Sorry, but it's true.

Those are Pro Bowl 3rd alternate numbers right there.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 12:55 PM

Those are Pro Bowl 3rd alternate numbers right there.

Especially these days, what with the Super Bowl players not participating and whatnot.

ptlyon

10-23-2015, 12:56 PM

Serious question - does a pass behind the line of scrimmage count as a TD for the QB as well as for the player that caught it?

KC_Lee

10-23-2015, 12:58 PM

Serious question - does a pass behind the line of scrimmage count as a TD for the QB as well as for the player that caught it?

If it's a forward pass yes. So if Smith is at the 10 yard line and the LOS is the 20 yard line and Smith it's Maclin at the 15 yard line it's a forward pass but behind the LOS. This is also known as 90% of what Smith is comfortable with.

rabblerouser

10-23-2015, 12:59 PM

If it's a forward pass yes. So if Smith is at the 10 yard line and the LOS is the 20 yard line and Smith it's Maclin at the 15 yard line it's a forward pass but behind the LOS. This is also known as 90% of what Smith is comfortable with.

Yup.

The pass has to move TOWARD the LOS to be considered a 'forward pass' - it doesn't have to go PAST it.

AKA
the Smiff n' Shoot
the Smiff n' Reid

WhawhaWhat

10-23-2015, 01:00 PM

Alex Smith has a sore thumb

Obviously from all the sucking.

ptlyon

10-23-2015, 01:03 PM

16 TD's

Thanks guys, then I can see this is potentially attainable

BigMeatballDave

10-23-2015, 02:25 PM

Obviously from all the sucking.

I thought maybe it was from having it up his ass, but I don't suppose there would be any room, what with his head and all...

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 03:29 PM

Alex Smith is on pace for 4200 yards this year while running for his life at the same time.

Exactly. Keep chicken fucking those stats, Reid.

bevischief

10-23-2015, 03:31 PM

I thought maybe it was from having it up his ass, but I don't suppose there would be any room, what with his head and all...

Don't forget Reid's head...

listopencil

10-23-2015, 06:24 PM

Perhaps if he'd pull said digit from his ass...

You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

Buzz

10-23-2015, 08:39 PM

You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

Finally, someone that knows about sore rectums, lead the way listopencil.

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 08:56 PM

You know what? I was going to say something like, "Does he also have a sore rectum?" I was going to be more circumspect with the joke. Use a light touch so to speak. But now I can't because you already did it and that really sucks. It just really sucks, man.

It was the most obvious jibe in the universe. That I got there first is just God's Holy way of letting you know He's running the show through his humble servant Sweets.

Buzz

10-23-2015, 09:13 PM

It was the most obvious jibe in the universe. That I got there first is just God's Holy way of letting you know He's running the show through his humble servant Sweets.

SDW, loves slobbing a knob.

Sweet Daddy Hate

10-23-2015, 09:13 PM

SDW, loves slobbing a knob.

Buzz, loves swallowing shitloaf jism.

Buzz

10-23-2015, 09:16 PM

Buzz, loves swallowing shitloaf jism.

I see you.

listopencil

10-23-2015, 10:06 PM

Finally, someone that knows about sore rectums, lead the way listopencil.

Oh, are you having problems with your anus?

Psyko Tek

10-23-2015, 10:20 PM

Baby Lee

10-23-2015, 10:42 PM

Oh, are you having problems with your anus?

Rosenberg's a good man. I got a better one.
Gimme a pencil
Call this man, Dr. Jay Whitney. . .

He can open all the doors, not just the back one. . .

Iowanian

10-23-2015, 10:45 PM

It's probably just chapped from having it in his mouth, while his head has been up his ass for 6 games.