First Monday Night Game after Royals Win WS Thread

[Marcellus]

I know you are all still drunk, high or maybe asleep, but damn people its MNF.

Unbeaten Panthers vs the punchless Colts

And the Colts have already turned it over 2x in 2 possessions including the dumbest INT you will ever see from Luck.

[GloucesterChief]

Can we play like 5 years in a row in London and get switched to the AFC South?

[TLO]

Luck is overrated.

[a pp roach]

Royals fan ejaculate is falling from the sky

[Dylan]

cam also killed on a read option 4th down run

[a pp roach]

Cam newton is the fucking man. What a high energy dude

[TLO]

That overhead camera needs a windshield wiper.

[TLO]

Stewart is sexy.

[Silock]

Man, fuck football.

[Marcellus]

Man, **** football.

Wondered if you were still around. Whats up? Royals have ruined you huh?

[TLO]

Man, **** the Colts

FYP

[Silock]

Wondered if you were still around. Whats up? Royals have ruined you huh?

No, the Chiefs have :( And also KU football. There is just nothing that makes me want to watch football at all right now :(

[Dylan]

Luck is overrated.

I like Luck. The guy is playing injured. They should consider sitting him until he is healthy - it does not help anybody.

The Colts organization is at fault for not putting anyone around him - Luck is a gunslinger and turnovers come with the territory. He will learn.

just my opinion.

[Mr. Laz]

Wow ... that last pass by Luck.


Alex Smith is more accurate than that.

[Marcellus]

I like Luck. The guy is playing injured. They should consider sitting him until he is healthy - it does not help anybody.

The Colts organization is at fault for not putting anyone around him - Luck is a gunslinger and turnovers come with the territory. He will learn.

just my opinion.

Yea he needs to sit f the injuries are causing his issues. Its weird to see a guy fall straight off a cliff like this. Maybe he is as cursed as RGIII. :D

[Dylan]

Luck is hurt. It is not fun to watch him struggle.

His INT before was terrible - you cannot throw into triple coverage.

Cam takes too many hits. It only takes one hit to knock a QB out of the game. Hate when they use him for read options.

[TribalElder]

Luck has broken ribs

[ThaVirus]

How bad is Andrew Luck?

[ThaVirus]

Really fucking bad..

[Dylan]

Allen making sure to hit Luck in the sternum.

[Marcellus]

Pagano is as good as fired. The GM really really needs to go. I heard where they gave $55M in signing bonuses to WR this off-season and something like $50K in OL bonus.

Andre Johnson was a waste of $.

[Marcellus]

Luck has broken ribs

Sit him.

[Dylan]

It was reported that Luck has a partial shoulder separation besides broken ribs.

Stupid to play him. Shame on the Colts organization

[MMXcalibur]

Remember everyone claiming the Colts would go 14-2 with their loaded roster?
The Jaguars might win the AFC South.

Hell, KC would be tied for the division lead in the AFC South.

[tk13]

If the Colts lose this game... the Houston Texans will be tied for 1st in the AFC South. Still alive!

Technically Jacksonville will only be 1 game back. With the Colts trying to get Luck killed, who knows at this point.

[Marcellus]

It was reported that Luck has a partial shoulder separation besides broken ribs.

Stupid to play him. Shame on the Colts organization

What? I havent heard that. If so they are just damn stupid.

[TLO]

The AFC South is just a dumpster fire of epic proportions.

[ClevelandBronco]

Cam is 1 of 9? Has he been training with Tebow?

[Marcellus]

Cam is 1 of 9? Has he been training with Tebow?

"explosive"

In reality talk about a travesty, they need to get him some WR besides Benjamin.

[Dylan]

What? I havent heard that. If so they are just damn stupid.

Quick Google:

http://fox59.com/2015/10/05/source-andrew-luck-suffered-subluxation-of-throwing-shoulder-has-consulted-3-doctors/

[Dylan]

"explosive"

In reality talk about a travesty, they need to get him some WR besides Benjamin.

Benjamin is definitely the missing piece for Cam. If they want to remain top 5-8 (?) scoring offense they need to add another receiver. I am surprised the Panthers have not done anything about it.

What am I talking about after how bad the Giants organization has performed the last few years - Giants defense including other key players on the team would have trouble beating a high school football team. Poor Eli.

[Dylan]

Cam's mechanics are terrible on some of his throws. Perhaps, he is being lazy tonight.

[Marcellus]

They have gone for it on 4th down 3 times now?

[Dylan]

They have gone for it on 4th down 3 times now?

Three times on 4th down. one in the first and two in second. I could be wrong.

[Marcellus]

NFL needs some good prime time football like a farmer needs a tractor. This is ridiculously boring football.

[Dylan]

Thanks Giants, Bradshaw still playing tough as ever in the last ten years.

[Marcellus]

Thanks Giants, Bradshaw still playing tough as ever in the last ten years.

That wasnt so good. :D

[Dylan]

Marcellus, can this guy from the Chargers play FS?

Report: Giants interested in Bolts FS Eric Weddle
Rotoworld reports the Giants are "one of four teams" to express interest in trading for Chargers FS Eric Weddle.

The Giants have had a hole at free safety ever since they chose not to re-sign Antrel Rolle in the offseason. Veteran journeymen Craig Dahl and Brandon Meriweather have been soaking up snaps for the Giants next to rookie SS Landon Collins. Weddle would provide a big boost to a secondary that just gave up a league-record seven touchdowns to Drew Brees on Sunday.

It would seem to me that after Sunday's Giants / Saints game it would be wise to have a secondary on the field.

:D

[Dylan]

That wasnt so good. :D

anyone is better than what the Giants have.

[Marcellus]

Marcellus, can this guy from the Chargers play FS?

Report: Giants interested in Bolts FS Eric Weddle


It would seem to me that after Sunday's Giants / Saints game it would be wise to have a secondary on the field.

:D

Yes, he is a good player. Probably a second tier level safety, not elite but above average for sure.

[notorious]

God Damn Tolbert is a fat bastard.

[Marcellus]

I wouldn't want to tackle Tolbert.

[ThaVirus]

Weddle has been one of the best FS in the league for some time now.

He's getting old, though, and I haven't watched him much this season to make a determination about his current play.

He has to be better than what you've got though. Sweet Christmas, Drew Brees lit y'all boys up.

[chiefzilla1501]

Just tuned in. What was that weird stuff going on in the crowd?

[bdj23]

What are those dildos doing hanging from the ledge, and how on gods green earth the they get repelling equipment in the stadium?

[Dylan]

Thank you for the information.

The Giants don't have anybody. So there is that.

I have never seen a worst NFL defense in my life than the Giants defense this year...The Saints had 614 net yards.

[Bugeater]

What are those dildos doing hanging from the ledge, and how on gods green earth the they get repelling equipment in the stadium?
I'm guessing the head of security is going to be asked the same question.

[Marcellus]

Cam is jealous of Alex Smith's rushing numbers this week.

[Marcellus]

What is this the 5th fumble in this game?

[Bugeater]

"Pulled out too soon"

[Marcellus]

"Pulled out too soon"

He just doubled down on that as well.

[bdj23]

"Dig in with your hands and ride the center"

Uh, speak for yourself, Jon.

[Dylan]

It is pouring in Charlotte. I am surprised there hasn't been more turnovers.

[Buzz]

Yeah, I'm watching and tired as hell. I even snuck into the customer lounge around noon and took a 20 min power nap.

What are the two idiots doing hanging from the ceiling trying to unroll a banner, hay idiots, cops are above you and ready to cut it down.

[Marcellus]

I just got an update that Kaepernick has been benched for Gabbert. LMAO

[Dylan]

What is this the 5th fumble in this game?

Five

should be more.

[Marcellus]

Triple coverage and no separation.

[Bugeater]

Enough about this lame game, we need an update on the dangling dildos!

[Buzz]

Enough about this lame game, we need an update on the dangling dildos!

Much more interesting waiting for them to fall to their death.

[Toby Waller]

Colts in their wetty whiteys

[bdj23]

Enough about this lame game, we need an update on the dangling dildos!

ROFL

[Dylan]

I just got an update that Kaepernick has been benched for Gabbert. LMAO

Gabbert, wow. Wasn't Gabbert an INT machine with Jacksonville?

[MMXcalibur]

Andrew Luck paying tribute to Alex Smith and Matt Cassel tonight.

[Bugeater]

Colts in their wetty whiteys
Only 31 posts and that deep in the red? You must really, really suck. Like real bad.

[bdj23]

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1446522458918.jpg

I don't know what this means.

[ThaVirus]

OMG Luck is so fucking bad

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[MMXcalibur]

What the fuck was that?

[Buzz]

Only 31 posts and that deep in the red? You must really, really suck. Like real bad.

Butthurt Mets fan?

[The Franchise]

The Colts need to put Luck on the IR. He's obviously not fully healthy and this shit isn't doing him any good.

[alpha_omega]

Ya, Luck looks terrible.

Edit: guess I didn't know he was hurt.

[-King-]

Luck is seriously one of the worst QBs in the league right now. Bottom 5.

[Dylan]

OMG Luck is so fucking bad

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Luck might be hurt, however that INT was horrific. :D

[MMXcalibur]

I wish the Chiefs were in the AFC South.

[The Franchise]

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1446522458918.jpg

I don't know what this means.

Bank of America dump Dominion.

Dominion makes voting systems and I'm assuming they make BoA's bank systems as well.

[-King-]

The Colts need to put Luck on the IR. He's obviously not fully healthy and this shit isn't doing him any good.

Yeah, all playing him is doing is slowing down his recovery and maybe even making his injuries worse.

[ThaVirus]

Luck is 5/16 for 40 yards 0 TDs and 2 INTs.

I think that's the worst stat line I've ever seen through 3 quarters.

[Buzz]

OMG Luck is so ****ing bad

LMAO LMAO LMAO


He's hurt, I would trade for him in a heartbeat on the condition he shave his fuggly mug.

[Bugeater]

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1446522458918.jpg

I don't know what this means.
Dumbasses protesting some natural gas facility.

[-King-]

Bank of America dump Dominion.

Dominion makes voting systems and I'm assuming they make BoA's bank systems as well.

Still have no idea what that means or what point they're trying to put across.


If you're going to try a stunt like this....you'd think you'd want your message as clear as possible right?

[notorious]

After tonight the HOUSTON TEXANS will be the #1 team in that piece of shit known as the AFC South.

[ThaVirus]

After tonight the HOUSTON TEXANS will be the #1 team in that piece of shit known as the AFC South.


I think they'll be tied for 1st

[ThaVirus]

I don't even blame Luck for that horrible throw.

Luke Keuchly unblocked on an A gap blitz has to be one of the scariest sights in all of sports.

[Buzz]

Dump Dominos, dude got stiffed on a pie.

[Dylan]

I don't even blame Luck for that horrible throw.

Luke Keuchly unblocked on an A gap blitz has to be one of the scariest sights in all of sports.

Kuechly is a beast.

[ThaVirus]

The legend of Luck grows!

[cdcox]

If we buy into Hootie's theory that Luck habitually digs his own hole just so he can climb out of it later with spectacular play, would that mean that Luck suffers from a form of Munchhausen's?

[Dylan]

Here is the press release from the duo that repelled from the upper deck of the Panthers stadium.

http://dumpdominion.org/press

I refuse to read it.

[Bugeater]

Here is the press release from the duo that repelled from the upper deck of the Panthers stadium.

http://dumpdominion.org/press

I refuse to read it.
I just want to see them getting arrested.

[ThaVirus]

If we buy into Hootie's theory that Luck habitually digs his own hole just so he can climb out of it later with spectacular play, would that mean that Luck suffers from a form of Munchhausen's?


Honestly, Hootie is an idiot, but he's not entirely wrong about that.

Look at this game: Luck was 5/16 for 40 yards 0 TDs and 2 INTs prior to turning it on. He obviously played a big role in his team being down by multiple scores.

Then he turns up and has looked like a top 5 QB the last quarter and a half and now they're right back in it.

And what's changed? Have his receivers magically started running better routes? No, he's just playing better and the team around him appears all the better for it.

[Dylan]

J.C. Tirico's shrill, piercing voice also knocked me off the chair.

[Dylan]

Catch the ball for cryin'outloud.

[Dylan]

Honestly, Hootie is an idiot, but he's not entirely wrong about that.

Look at this game: Luck was 5/16 for 40 yards 0 TDs and 2 INTs prior to turning it on. He obviously played a big role in his team being down by multiple scores.

Then he turns up and has looked like a top 5 QB the last quarter and a half and now they're right back in it.

And what's changed? Have his receivers magically started running better routes? No, he's just playing better and the team around him appears all the better for it.

I call that a sign of a good quarterback.

[Bugeater]

Not sure his sales job is going to work.

[ClevelandBronco]

That there isn't a catch.

[Hydrae]

Not a catch. That's game.

[Bugeater]

RIGGED

[ClevelandBronco]

Like I said, that there is a catch. Because I have no fucking idea what a catch is anymore.

[TLO]

Like I said, that there is a catch. Because I have no ****ing idea what a catch is anymore.

Nobody does.

[Baby Lee]

dey gon end up miss a FG in tha rain.

[TLO]

dey gon end up miss a FG in tha rain.

Or just score a TD and win the game...

[Dylan]

Luck marching the Colts down the field on back-to-back touchdowns

Come on Luck

[TLO]

The refs are matriculating the Colts down the field.

[TLO]

Jared Allen looking confused.

[Dylan]

Wow

Panthers defense playing not to lose

[TLO]

Throw it to Dallas Clark

[Dylan]

OMG

just tie the game

[ClevelandBronco]

I'd like to see a Colts win followed by an emotional letdown against the Broncos after a short week.

[TLO]

Damn..

[ThaVirus]

OT, bitches.

[Bugeater]

Oh that would've been hilarious

[Bugeater]

WTF?

[The Franchise]

That was one angry bitch.

[ThaVirus]

I wonder if Panthers fans on PantherPlanet are bitching that Keuchly isn't good because he dropped an INT that would have ended the game

[TLO]

Overtime

[tk13]

17 point comeback in 10 minutes.

[ClevelandBronco]

That was one angry bitch.

It's late. She's wet.

Don't say it.

[TLO]

I wonder if Panthers fans on PantherPlanet are bitching that Keuchly isn't good because he dropped an INT that would have ended the game
http://panthersplanet.com/

[TLO]

It's late. She's wet.

Don't say it.

Rode hard, put away wet.

[alpha_omega]

Wow, sure turned around.

[Dylan]

I wonder if Panthers fans on PantherPlanet are bitching that Keuchly isn't good because he dropped an INT that would have ended the game

He should have had that pick and game over.

[Dylan]

What a comeback by Luck in the air and by running

[ClevelandBronco]

Nice short field.

[ThaVirus]

The Colts should probably run the ball at some point here

[Dylan]

Come on Luck - What a comeback - On the road against an undefeated team

[ClevelandBronco]

The Colts should probably run the ball at some point here

Or not.

[The Franchise]

God Keuchly is a beast.

[tk13]

Vinatieri is going to kick until he's 45.

[The Franchise]

Does Vinatieri play until he's 50?

[ThaVirus]

Clutch kick

[Dylan]

Wow Colts won!

[The Franchise]

Wow Colts won!

Lol uhhhh not yet

[ClevelandBronco]

Wow Colts won!

In a good position to win.

[Baby Lee]

Wow Colts won!

Wow! Dylan doesn't know the rules.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KYqwZRVQ6eg/hqdefault.jpg

[Dylan]

LMAO oh ... LMAO

[ClevelandBronco]

Wow! Dylan doesn't know the rules.

That's cool. Neither do the refs.

[The Franchise]

Fuck you, Ginn.

[Dylan]

Wow! Dylan doesn't know the rules.

Hush Baby Lee, went to get potato chips and two aspirins. LMAO

Tirico screaming gave me a huge headache. I got turned upside down.

[tk13]

Well that's how not to win a game.

[Baby Lee]

Holy SHIT!!

McCluster-esque

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/dexter-mccluster-terrible-drop-against-the-bills-a.gif?w=1000

[ClevelandBronco]

Well that's how not to win a game.

How fortunate for him that we have this timeout to review his utter failure again.

[Al Bundy]

Nice catch. Fuck the Panthers.

[Dylan]

Ginn would make a good CB

okay he caught that one

[Baby Lee]

Redemption

[ClevelandBronco]

Wow Colts won!

And Panthers won back!

[MMXcalibur]

Out of nowhere, a good game popped up.

[Baby Lee]

There's Laurence Fishburne selling credit cards again. ROFL ROFL

[MMXcalibur]

That should be game.

[Dylan]

I knew it. I knew that was going to happen - this time they got the INT.

[Baby Lee]

Hahahahaha!!!

[Dylan]

There's some excellent linebackers in this game

unreal.

[tk13]

Carolina plays the Packers next week at home. That game might very well be for NFC homefield.

[Dylan]

Rogers never shows up in big games - not saying that game is big.

I know that might not be popular to say here.

just my opinion.

[Baby Lee]

I like these guys a lot. And I actually have some residual warm feelings for Allen being part of it. Maybe if we hadn't gotten Charles out of him, I'd feel different.

[Jamie]

Does Vinatieri play until he's 50?

He might. Morten Andersen played until he was 47, and Vinatieri's leg is a lot stronger than Morten's was in his early 40s.

[ThaVirus]

I haven't missed Jared Allen a day of my life. I'm sure JC has played a hand in that.

I don't really dislike the Panthers, though. Cam appears to be a bit of a douche, but they're not the typical winning team so I can get behind them.

[Toby Waller]

Only 31 posts and that deep in the red? You must really, really suck. Like real bad.

That's ok,it matches all the red on the site. I guess people expect me to kiss up to them before I use sarcasm. Even though sarcasm is all I've read on this site for 3 months.
You guys should know by now you're world famous with your Chiefs jokes

[New World Order]

That's ok,it matches all the red on the site. I guess people expect me to kiss up to them before I use sarcasm. Even though sarcasm is all I've read on this site for 3 months.
You guys should know by now you're world famous with your Chiefs jokes


We are actually world famous for being champions.

[Toby Waller]

We are actually world famous for being champions.

Not until you turn the site blue and call it Royals Planet