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TLO
11-09-2015, 07:46 PM
What are you wearing?

I'm trying out artisan by john varvatos right now. The ladies in my classes and at work seem to approve. I'd highly recommend it.

BWillie
11-09-2015, 07:48 PM
I roll around in bull semen before I go out. Seems to do the trick.

Eleazar
11-09-2015, 07:48 PM
I just use bacon grease. Your mammy loves it.

Fire Me Boy!
11-09-2015, 07:49 PM
Let's talq about reposts: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282606

eDave
11-09-2015, 07:52 PM
Pi

And you don't want the cologne going to the woman. You want the woman to come to the cologne.

GloucesterChief
11-09-2015, 07:58 PM
Kolsch's aren't bad.

TribalElder
11-09-2015, 08:01 PM
Cool Aqua

SAUTO
11-09-2015, 08:08 PM
Stetson

SAUTO
11-09-2015, 08:09 PM
I was a cool water or polo sport guy in high school

ThaVirus
11-09-2015, 08:11 PM
Platinum Chanel

SAUTO
11-09-2015, 08:14 PM
Midnight for men

Coochie liquor
11-09-2015, 08:28 PM
Holister seems to do it for the wife. Or whatever Chris Helmsworth smells like after sex.

ClevelandBronco
11-09-2015, 08:29 PM
Unscented antiperspirant. It's my signature.

SAUTO
11-09-2015, 08:29 PM
Aqua velva

Coochie liquor
11-09-2015, 08:30 PM
Also just for you lil smokey, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

LoneWolf
11-09-2015, 08:34 PM
Sex Panther. 60% of the time it works every time.

Canofbier
11-09-2015, 08:47 PM
My two go-tos for now are Hugo Boss Dark Blue (http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Hugo-Boss/Hugo-Dark-Blue-564.html) and Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio (http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Giorgio-Armani/Acqua-di-Gio-410.html). The Armani is fresh but relatively understated (and can therefore be used in most situations) and the Boss is a bit stronger but not overly musky (smells a bit like Coke at first; only way I can think to describe it). I also have a pretty bright-smelling Nautica cologne (http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Nautica/Nautica-2479.html), but I think I bought a knock-off and it only lasts for a few hours so I use it a bit less frequently.

Unless you wear cologne every day, I don't think it's necessary to have more than a few options, especially if they're all quite different from one another.

Gonzo
11-09-2015, 08:54 PM
Versace pour homme FTW. Best cologne on the market.

Rain Man
11-09-2015, 08:54 PM
I wore cologne occasionally in my twenties, but now I just let my natural pheromones run free.

Squalor2
11-09-2015, 09:05 PM
if it wasnt for the hedgerows, cologne would have been taken a month sooner.

Gonzo
11-09-2015, 09:13 PM
if it wasnt for the hedgerows, cologne would have been taken a month sooner.

LMAO
Holy shit... You're hired.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0l8fAsz.jpg

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:24 PM
Best on the Market - Period.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:27 PM
I bought this today - on Ebay for $45 which is VERY reasonable - I paid $125 for the L'Homme at Neiman Marcus - got ganked on that deal


http://i.imgur.com/ag8E0LW.jpg

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:31 PM
and then there's this - which smells like a souped up cool water, only cleaner, even.


http://i.imgur.com/iULM1Lz.jpg

SAUTO
11-09-2015, 09:32 PM
My two go-tos for now are Hugo Boss Dark Blue (http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Hugo-Boss/Hugo-Dark-Blue-564.html) and Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio (http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Giorgio-Armani/Acqua-di-Gio-410.html). The Armani is fresh but relatively understated (and can therefore be used in most situations) and the Boss is a bit stronger but not overly musky (smells a bit like Coke at first; only way I can think to describe it). I also have a pretty bright-smelling Nautica cologne (http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Nautica/Nautica-2479.html), but I think I bought a knock-off and it only lasts for a few hours so I use it a bit less frequently.

Unless you wear cologne every day, I don't think it's necessary to have more than a few options, especially if they're all quite different from one another.my friend said coke gets the girls...

Psyko Tek
11-09-2015, 09:32 PM
OLD SPICE
/CLOSE THREAD

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:33 PM
but yeah YSL is what's up, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, it'll get the party started - if cologne was ever actually 'ammo' it'd be this make.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:33 PM
OLD SPICE
/CLOSE THREAD

Negged.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:34 PM
OLD SPICE
/CLOSE THREAD

for deodorant ;)

lewdog
11-09-2015, 09:36 PM
I don't like to wear cologne because I don't want too much sex.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:40 PM
I don't like to wear cologne because I don't want too much sex.

http://i.imgur.com/3hW3ocQ.jpg

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:41 PM
I just pwned the cologne thread so hard that there's hardly anything left to discuss. You're welcome.

Buzz
11-09-2015, 09:43 PM
my friend said coke gets the girls...

It helped in the 80's / 90's...

BucEyedPea
11-09-2015, 09:43 PM
I don't like cologne or perfume for that matter. It makes me sick. I can't even walk through that section in a department store without getting a bad physical reaction.

Now using sesame oil will not only penetrate to you bone marrow and make you healthier but you'll also smell like Chinese take-out while it does your body some good. I can deal with that.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0l8fAsz.jpg

This is the best cologne I've ever smelled - and I've disclosed my cologne collection/list on CP before - it's not small - and it's only grown. Go with this one first - regarding procuring YSL fragrance.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 09:46 PM
I don't like cologne or perfume for that matter. It makes me sick. I can't even walk through that section in a department store without getting a bad physical reaction.

Now using sesame oil will not only penetrate to you bone marrow and make you healthier but you'll also smell like Chinese take-out while it does your body some good. I can deal with that.

You'd hate me then - because I smell God Damned DELISH!!

BucEyedPea
11-09-2015, 09:48 PM
You'd hate me then - because I smell God Damned DELISH!!

Well, I wouldn't hate you but you'd make me sneeze alot, get watery eyes etc. That wouldn't be much fun.

I like the smell of gunpowder, metal and sweat though. In addition to sesame.

a pp roach
11-09-2015, 09:50 PM
https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/6YmE2U_5aycFW6o-CaM4PGl2ysc=/0x0:1036x691/709x473/filters:format(webp)/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46668934/usa-today-8549181.0.jpg

Psyko Tek
11-09-2015, 09:53 PM
for deodorant ;)

for deodorant Mennen speed stick

Buzz
11-09-2015, 09:56 PM
not buying it.

Brock
11-09-2015, 09:56 PM
Dab of cedar oil. Covers up all kinds of bo.

Fishpicker
11-09-2015, 10:17 PM
This is the best cologne I've ever smelled - and I've disclosed my cologne collection/list on CP before - it's not small - and it's only grown. Go with this one first - regarding procuring YSL fragrance.

I might check this out. I haven't worn any cologne since Kouros was discontinued. that was by YSL as well

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 10:53 PM
I might check this out. I haven't worn any cologne since Kouros was discontinued. that was by YSL as well

It's a great choice. Go ebay though - don't go designer retail store, it's full retail - which is $125 - dumb I paid that - but oh well. Ebay $70-

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 10:54 PM
yes I recall Kouros.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 10:56 PM
also FP - you only need one shot - right in the sternum and I'll draw my finger up to my neck w/ it. perfect amt. as it's oil based.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 10:56 PM
God that sounded gay - no homo BTW.

BucEyedPea
11-09-2015, 11:23 PM
What do you think of Boss? The new one out. Not the hunk that does the commercial.

88TG88
11-09-2015, 11:38 PM
Chanel bleu is the go to when I go out, I wear cheap stuff for every other occasion.

Simply Red
11-09-2015, 11:53 PM
Chanel bleu is the go to when I go out, I wear cheap stuff for every other occasion.

own it - platinum - allure sport.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-10-2015, 12:20 AM
Bartolo

Dunit35
11-10-2015, 12:33 AM
This is the best cologne I've ever smelled - and I've disclosed my cologne collection/list on CP before - it's not small - and it's only grown. Go with this one first - regarding procuring YSL fragrance.

I think you may have recommended that brand several years back. I bought some years ago and still have it. It smells so good.

LiveSteam
11-10-2015, 12:51 AM
I like the smell of gunpowder, metal and sweat though. In addition to sesame.

Wanna get hitched? I make my own black powder, have a machine shop in my basement and sweat like a pig in the summer heat laying up brick houses.
We're made for each other

Baby Lee
11-10-2015, 01:21 AM
I just pwned the cologne thread so hard that there's hardly anything left to discuss. You're welcome.

What's next? 'pwn'ing a 'best color for a Member's Only jacket' argument?

LoneWolf
11-10-2015, 01:27 AM
What's next? 'pwn'ing a 'best color for a Member's Only jacket' argument?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/92/ba/c792ba44a887ff0a0d424e9a2569d20e.jpg

End thread.

Baby Lee
11-10-2015, 01:51 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c7/92/ba/c792ba44a887ff0a0d424e9a2569d20e.jpg

End thread.

There wouldn't happen to be any embroidery on the back of that fine jacket, would there?

LoneWolf
11-10-2015, 01:54 AM
There wouldn't happen to be any embroidery on the back of that fine jacket, would there?

I believe the embroidery reads: "If you can read this, my boyfriend fell off my scooter."

007
11-10-2015, 03:19 AM
I'd rather not talk about it really. I'm allergic to most colognes and perfumes. Its damned annoying too.

Especially when going to church and sitting around someone that swims in the shit.

Baby Lee
11-10-2015, 03:38 AM
I believe the embroidery reads: "If you can read this, my boyfriend fell off my scooter."

Condolences, prayers sent.

Fire Me Boy!
11-10-2015, 05:09 AM
I'd rather not talk about it really. I'm allergic to most colognes and perfumes. Its damned annoying too.

Especially when going to church and sitting around someone that swims in the shit.


I feel your pain. It flares up my asthma something wicked. I sound like I belong in a TB ward.

ReynardMuldrake
11-10-2015, 05:25 AM
I like making my own. I look up the components on a site like basenotes, build something similar and go from there.

Simply Red
11-10-2015, 06:17 AM
What's next? 'pwn'ing a 'best color for a Member's Only jacket' argument?

:(

FlaChief58
11-10-2015, 06:27 AM
Stetson black when I do wear cologne. Axe body spray for every day

J Diddy
11-10-2015, 07:12 AM
I'm using premium gas by Floyd's Mayweather's Chili.

MahiMike
11-10-2015, 07:12 AM
Damn. And this place made fun of my turkey chili?

BlackHelicopters
11-10-2015, 07:52 AM
Old Spice

stevieray
11-10-2015, 07:59 AM
Obsession

Dayze
11-10-2015, 08:19 AM
http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/GFS-fathers-day_Hai-Karate.jpg

Donger
11-10-2015, 09:18 AM
And I thought this was going to be a travel thread...

FRCDFED
11-10-2015, 09:36 AM
Armani - Aqua Di Gio

Works 100% of the time. Best ever and timeless!

ModSocks
11-10-2015, 09:44 AM
I don't like Cologne. Aftershave and deodorant are enough to keep me smelling pretty.

bobbymitch
11-10-2015, 10:19 AM
Don't need any. I take showers and use soap on a regular basis. Problem solved

BucEyedPea
11-10-2015, 12:20 PM
I am asking you Simply Red to go out and buy some Boss or get a free-sample. Then report back here on what you think. K?

The Franchise
11-10-2015, 12:47 PM
http://www.fragrancex.com/images/products/parent/medium/70257M.jpg