Tim Tebow gets dumped because he won't sex

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/tim-tebow-find-zone-article-1.2447008

For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble scoring - it's his girlfriend.

Confidenti@l is told the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo has dumped him after a two-month relationship - because he won't have sex with her.

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can't deal with the famously abstinent star's nookie-less lifestyle.

He was really into her," a source close to the model told us, "he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her."

Alas, Culpo took a knee.

"She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it," said our insider, "He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess."

Perhaps Culpo had hoped she could help the free agent - who played for the Jets in 2012 - to have a romantic revelation like she did for ex Nick Jonas, who famously wore a "promise ring," swearing off sex before marriage.

The pair started dating in the summer of 2013, and by September 2014 the one-time Jonas Brothers member told HuffPo Live that he had taken the ring off.

"This is a real growth in me and not something I'm doing anymore," he said adding, "But I've got my set of values, things that are important to me now at this point in my life and that's all that matters."

It caused something of a stir in 2009 when then-college sensation Tebow was was asked by Clay Travis of AOL's Fanhouse.com at an SEC media day if he was "saving (him)self for marriage." Tebow said that he was.

It's not the first time it has caused him to fumble in his love life.

When he split with girlfriend Camilla Belle after a couple of months in 2009, it was also widely speculated at the time that the Disney channel star was bothered by his chastity.

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[MotherfuckerJones]

****ing idiot probably has too long of a release whipping it out anyways

[notorious]

Jesus wept.


Even Christ would hit that.

[Brock]

Gotta quit putting the pussy on a pedestal

[Hammock Parties]

Imagine dating a celebrity who has no idea how to fuck you. ROFL

[Brock]

And she's too fucking skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

[SAUTO]

And she's too fucking skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

Agreed. Too fucking skinny

[Hammock Parties]

And she's too fucking skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

Agreed. Too fucking skinny


http://i.imgur.com/rIAb1.jpg

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL

[BucEyedPea]

Fake boobs. I don't think she's too skinny tho. She still has shape and curves.

[MMXcalibur]

Oh for fuck sakes, tap me in Tebow!

*holds out hand*

TAP ME INNNNNNNNN!!!!

[Hoopsdoc]

Gotta respect that kind of devotion.

[ModSocks]

I'd fuck her till her tits fell off. Tebow has no fucking idea what he's missing.

[BucEyedPea]

So she's not compatible with his values. Better he know now. She should date Derek Jeter. He'll even give her herpes.

[SAUTO]

Fake boobs. I don't think she's too skinny tho. She still has shape and curves.

Those curves are protruding bones.

[BucEyedPea]

I'd **** her till her tits fell off. Tebow has no ****ing idea what he's missing.

That' be your loss afterwards. ROFL

[dj56dt58]

This is actually genius..chicks will be lining up to see who can finally get to him first. Then just pay them to say nothing happened.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Tebow must have some good cock killing pills

[ModSocks]

So she's not compatible with his values. Better he know now. She should date Derek Jeter. He'll even give her herpes.

A chick like that is like a Porsche. At the very least, you need to take her out for a spin once in awhile and redline her a few times or she won't be happy.

If you're not man enough to drive it, someone else will.

[ModSocks]

That' be your loss afterwards. ROFL

Im sure she can buy new ones.

[MotherfuckerJones]

A chick like that is like a Porsche. At the very least, you need to take her out for a spin once in awhile and redline her a few times or she won't be happy.

If you're not man enough to drive it, someone else will.

Speak that truth!

[notorious]

Tebow must have some good cock killing pills

He must snort salt peter off of his bible.

[Bugeater]

Not sure what she expected when she started dating that dork.

[thabear04]

http://files.shandymedia.com/styles/page_full/s3/images/photos/thefumble/p181ssub9h8tplsl1b4stt41es8p.jpg

[Brock]

Now see, tebow's rumored gf circa 2010, now that is hot as hell

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2Dy7Fm7SWI/AAAAAAAAEDo/lxiOBRq0ASA/s400/LucyPinder.jpg

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm on the phone right now with Tebow to see if he needs a stunt double.

[KCrockaholic]

Who does he think he is? Russell Wilson?

[ModSocks]

Now see, tebow's rumored gf circa 2010, now that is hot as hell

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2Dy7Fm7SWI/AAAAAAAAEDo/lxiOBRq0ASA/s400/LucyPinder.jpg

You can keep her, i'll take Olivia.

[MotherfuckerJones]

http://files.shandymedia.com/styles/page_full/s3/images/photos/thefumble/p181ssub9h8tplsl1b4stt41es8p.jpg

Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?

[MotherfuckerJones]

He must snort salt peter off of his bible.

ROFL

[rico]

You know what would make passing on these girls a bit easier??? Being gay.

[KCFalcon59]

Jesus wept.


Even Christ would hit that.

What if he is Jesus? He may be the second coming! :eek:

[notorious]

What if he is Jesus? He may be the second coming! :eek:

According to her, there wasn't even a first coming.

[SAUTO]

You know what would make passing on these girls a bit easier??? Being gay.

Yep. Nttawwt

[Just Passin' By]

Congrats to Tebow for keeping his faith.

[ModSocks]

According to her, there wasn't even a first coming.

Ziiiing!

[Saccopoo]

His "abstinence" must be absolute.

There is a lot of shit to work with on a body that can lead to complete and utter satisfaction without ever having actual "sex."

However, I think that this woman is making an intentional push towards destroying morality. Specifically went after Nick Jonas and Tebow, both of whom had sworn off sex prior to marriage. She destroyed Jonas, but Tebow held firm.

This woman is a harlot. The Whore of Babylon.

[stevieray]

You know what would make passing on these girls a bit easier??? Being gay.
...or you're weeding out the chicks who don't share your values.

[Fish]

http://alabamatruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/epic-fail-jesus-facepalm.jpg

[SAUTO]

Yeah she seems a little crazy too

[thabear04]

Gotta quit putting the pussy on a pedestal

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/40yearoldvirgin-goddess.jpg

[Lex Luthor]

You know what would make passing on these girls a bit easier??? Being gay.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Eureka]

He dodged that bullet. Sounds like he wants a true committed relationship and she would have just moved on even if he did service her.

CP says you're a loser if you don't put your junk in any hot women you date lol

[Why Not?]

Good for Tebow. Clearly she thought she could get him to break his faith. I never did share that particular moral, but good for him. Plus if your Tim Tebow and gonna wait your whole life, you can do better than her.

[Hammock Parties]

He dodged that bullet. Sounds like he wants a true committed relationship and she would have just moved on even if he did service her.

CP says you're a loser if you don't put your junk in any hot women you date lol

Life is about experiencing things. By the time you're 28 you should at least have had sex a few times. Shit, I did.

Tebow is falling behind his male counterparts. Who wants to date/marry someone who is lousy in bed, especially in their 30s? Any woman who gets seriously involved with him has a major project on her hands.

[bdj23]

While I'm not a Christian, you have to admire a man that sticks to his convictions.

I never got the ESPN hype over Tim Tebow, but I've always respected him because he always came off sincere.

[Discuss Thrower]

I think women would look past any bedroom shortcomings once they got a decent understanding about how many zeroes are in his bank account.

[Hammock Parties]

While I'm not a Christian, you have to admire a man that sticks to his convictions.

I never got the ESPN hype over Tim Tebow, but I've always respected him because he always came off sincere.

He's a sincere dumbass. Religion is a mental disorder.

[Bowser]

What if he is Jesus? He may be the second coming! :eek:

According to her, there wasn't even a first coming.

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[Hammock Parties]

I think women would look past any bedroom shortcomings once they got a decent understanding about how many zeroes are in his bank account.

So Tebow will get stuck with a whore he won't fuck. Smart.

[bdj23]

He's a sincere dumbass. Religion is a mental disorder.

Oh shut up you fedora tipping perma-virgin.

[Discuss Thrower]

So Tebow will get stuck with a whore he won't fuck. Smart.

He's probably one of those quiverfull weirdos, which would also narrow his choice in a life long ladyfriend given most women don't want to spend the good parts of two decades in some phase of pregnancy.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Oh shut up you fedora tipping perma-virgin.

ROFL

[Baby Lee]

And she's too fucking skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

Agreed. Too fucking skinny

She's not so much too skinny, as she has WAAAY too much hair for her frame. Looks like a fricken mop, or a Lion in Ethiopia.

[Mennonite]

You know what would make passing on these girls a bit easier??? Being gay.




https://i.imgur.com/Jlg5ZyE.png

[Baby Lee]

So she's not compatible with his values. Better he know now. She should date Derek Jeter. He'll even give her herpes.

And a schwag bag.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh shut up you fedora tipping perma-virgin.

I'm currently dating a wonderful girl whom I bed vigorously on our third date. I'm really glad I didn't wait because not only is the sex good, it brought us closer together.

Tebow is a dumbass.

[MotherfuckerJones]

She's not so much too skinny, as she has WAAAY too much hair for her frame. Looks like a fricken mop, or a Lion in Ethiopia.

Roar!

[stevieray]

He dodged that bullet

My wife said the same thing.

[bdj23]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr03/25/13/enhanced-buzz-15041-1380130848-9.jpg


Fixed it for you

[Kman34]

He must be beating that thing till it bleeds..

[Saccopoo]

Life is about experiencing things. By the time you're 28 you should at least have had sex a few times. Shit, I did.

Tebow is falling behind his male counterparts. Who wants to date/marry someone who is lousy in bed, especially in their 30s? Any woman who gets seriously involved with him has a major project on her hands.

A pound of warm liver you picked up from the grocery store doesn't count as a "woman."

[rico]

...or you're weeding out the chicks who don't share your values.

Yeah... I guess the thought of weeding out the chicks who don't share his values would play a huge role in chasing his raging virgi-boners away when he's snuggling with these hotties.

Or is snuggling off limits for him too?

[vailpass]

And she's too ****ing skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

You can be my wing man anytime...

[bdj23]

And also, Tim Tebow won a god damn Heisman trophy. He hasn't fallen behind his male counterparts on anything.

He's a good looking, rich dude. He could fuck damn near any woman in the country if he wanted to.

[eDave]

Never stick your wiggly in crazy. Tebow know what's up.

[Brock]

And also, Tim Tebow won a god damn Heisman trophy. He hasn't fallen behind his male counterparts on anything.

He's a good looking, rich dude. He could fuck damn near any woman in the country if he wanted to.

That isn't really disputed.

It's weird, really, really weird that he isn't doing at least a little bit of that. At this rate, he's going to need viagra for his own cherry removal.

[stevieray]

Yeah... I guess the thought of weeding out the chicks who don't share his values would play a huge role in chasing his raging virgi-boners away when he's snuggling with these hotties.


Self control and conviction are good character qualities.

[Mennonite]

And also, Tim Tebow won a god damn Heisman trophy. He hasn't fallen behind his male counterparts on anything.

He's a good looking, rich dude. He could **** damn near any woman in the country if he wanted to.


Would you trade a Heisman trophy for not getting laid for 28 years (and counting)?

The whole point of winning stupid trophies like that is to get some 'tang.

[Kman34]

Never stick your wiggly in crazy. Tebow know what's up.

Dude...I would have to... At least one time...

[lewdog]

Not sure what these women are trying to prove.

Everyone knows Tebow is gay.

[bdj23]

Would you trade a Heisman trophy for not getting laid for 28 years (and counting)?

The whole point of winning stupid trophies like that is to get some 'tang.

He is choosing not to get laid. It's is faith and his life. I honestly don't care.

I wouldn't go that route but whatever, it's his life and it affects nobody but him.

[ThaVirus]

...or you're weeding out the chicks who don't share your values.

Yep. It's not the life for me but I can respect it.

What I find strange is that he even dated her in the first place. Aren't those pageants the very definition of vain?

[Hammock Parties]

Never stick your wiggly in crazy. Tebow know what's up.

She's crazy because she got tired of dating someone who wouldn't fuck her after 2 months?

Tebow is the crazy one here.

[Kman34]

He is choosing not to get laid. It's is faith and his life. I honestly don't care.

I wouldn't go that route but whatever, it's his life and it affects nobody but him.

His blue balls must be awful...:deevee:

[Mennonite]

Never stick your wiggly in crazy. Tebow know what's up.


Wanting to get laid occasionally = crazy

Avoiding pussy like Von Miller avoids a drug test = perfectly sane.


I think this atheism thing might start catching on.

[Bugeater]

He is choosing not to get laid. It's is faith and his life. I honestly don't care.

I wouldn't go that route but whatever, it's his life and it affects nobody but him.
It clearly affected this supermodel, poor thing had to go for two months with NO sex!

[rockymtnchief]

It all depends on their definition of sex. Maybe she's tired of giving him 4 knobbers a day and not getting anything in return. I knew a lot of girls in day that didn't consider hummers as sex.

[bdj23]

It clearly affected this supermodel, poor thing had to go for two months with NO sex!

She should have known what she was getting herself into. I'm just a regular Joe and I knew that Tim Tebow was abstaining from sex until marriage.

But she's a woman...

[eDave]

She's crazy because she got tired of dating someone who wouldn't fuck her after 2 months?

Tebow is the crazy one here.

She's a 'super model'. She's crazy. I know more about that than you.

[Mennonite]

She's a 'super model'. She's crazy. I know more about that than you.

Yep. You've been not having sex with super models for years.:p

[ThaVirus]

It all depends on their definition of sex. Maybe she's tired of giving him 4 knobbers a day and not getting anything in return. I knew a lot of girls in day that didn't consider hummers as sex.

Of course not. They want the D in them. They NEED the D in them.

[RobBlake]

Saying a girl let you fuck after three dates isn't something to be proud of lmao almost every girl these does. 2 months isn't long either for no sex.

[Bowser]

I'm sure the next dude she bangs will be grateful that a 6'4 former pro athlete didn't turn her inside out before he got there.

[Bowser]

Saying a girl let you fuck after three dates isn't something to be proud of lmao almost every girl these does. 2 months isn't long either for no sex.

Speak for yourself, tiny balls

[Hammock Parties]

2 months isn't long either for no sex.

For some people it is. Clearly it was far too long for her. And she is entitled to have her needs met within a relationship.

She wasn't, so she left. Clearly she has a lot of options.

[Chromatic]

Dude is going to have massive issues if he ever has a crisis of faith in his 40's when he looks back at all the things he could have done but didn't because of the rules he put on himself.

"I could have fucked numerous supermodels but didn't because Jesus?!" *gunshot*

[srvy]

He dodged that bullet. Sounds like he wants a true committed relationship and she would have just moved on even if he did service her.

CP says you're a loser if you don't put your junk in any hot women you date lol

Or fuck her till her tits fall off.:rolleyes: CP the all week and all day Sunday Boys. Where do they find all this time for fucking and racking up post counts here?

[MotherfuckerJones]

This thread reminds me of the movie Booty Call.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I'm sure the next dude she bangs will be grateful that a 6'4 former pro athlete didn't turn her inside out before he got there.

True :D

[Priest31kc]

2 months is a loooooong time without sex. Especially if you're in a relationship.

She shouldn't have started dating him, but she's doing nothing wrong obviously. Who the fuck wants to go 2 months without sex?? Especially when she could get it whenever she wants.

Yeah, Tebow is free to do, or not do, whatever he wants, but damn...I don't feel bad for the guy at all, but it's gotta fucking suck to not have sex, especially when your girlfriends are hot as hell.

But seriously, if he wants to avoid this in the future, why the hell is he not looking for a religious girl that wants to stay abstinent until marriage like himself!?!??

Kinda fucking selfish to expect someone who doesn't want to wait until marriage to fuck to wait for however long he decides he's ready to marry someone.

[srvy]

Tebow would just go away to a mission in the Philippines. But no always has to be someone posting something about this nobody.

[Priest31kc]

Dude is going to have massive issues if he ever has a crisis of faith in his 40's when he looks back at all the things he could have done but didn't because of the rules he put on himself.

"I could have fucked numerous supermodels but didn't because Jesus?!" *gunshot*

ROFL

[Bowser]

Tebow would just go away to a mission in the Philippines. But no always has to be someone posting something about this nobody.

Yeah, if Tebow didn't get laid in the Philippines I would officially question his sexuality, nttiawwt.

[Bowser]

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[eDave]

It all depends on their definition of sex. Maybe she's tired of giving him 4 knobbers a day and not getting anything in return. I knew a lot of girls in day that didn't consider hummers as sex.

Wife: Honey, we don't make love like we used to
Husband: What do you mean? You just blew me an hour ago.

[Old Dog]

Tebow would just go away to a mission in the Philippines. But no always has to be someone posting something about this nobody.

I would rather the one that posted it go away.

I've no reason to laugh at someone for sticking to their beliefs.

[eDave]

2 months is a loooooong time without sex. Especially if you're in a relationship.

She shouldn't have started dating him, but she's doing nothing wrong obviously. Who the fuck wants to go 2 months without sex?? Especially when she could get it whenever she wants.

Yeah, Tebow is free to do, or not do, whatever he wants, but damn...I don't feel bad for the guy at all, but it's gotta fucking suck to not have sex, especially when your girlfriends are hot as hell.

But seriously, if he wants to avoid this in the future, why the hell is he not looking for a religious girl that wants to stay abstinent until marriage like himself!?!??

Kinda fucking selfish to expect someone who doesn't want to wait until marriage to fuck to wait for however long he decides he's ready to marry someone.

She's crazy AND stupid then. Who didn't know he had these values? Isn't she the one who wanted to deflower that Jonas kid?

Chicks like this are vain, narcissistic assholes. Two comma's will not do.

Throw in some BPD for added excitement!

[Baby Lee]

Of course not. They want the D in them. They NEED the D in them.

It's not the maca

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JDCz12BG2j8/maxresdefault.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Chicks like this are vain, narcissistic assholes.

Which further calls into question Tebow's judgment.

I don't think he's too bright.

[Chromatic]

She's crazy AND stupid then. Who didn't know he had these values?

Maybe she just justly assumed that since he was a christian celebrity he would be a massive hypocrite and would probably bang behind closed doors while maintaining a "pure" public image.

[Baby Lee]

Never stick your wiggly in crazy. Tebow know what's up.

Better yet, if it's still wiggly take the hint your body's giving and don't stick it.

Save the deal for real steel.

[vailpass]

Wanting to get laid occasionally = crazy

Avoiding pussy like Von Miller avoids a drug test = perfectly sane.


I think this atheism thing might start catching on.

Dave's right.
Not insane crazy.
Having your entire identify and sense of self worth based on your looks and how people judge them crazy.
Hard to be around for long, easily manipulated.

[Dayze]

irst chick he bones is going to be super disappointed. Lol. By the time you get to your thirties, you had better know how to please a woman in the sack.

[vailpass]

irst chick he bones is going to be super disappointed. Lol. By the time you get to your thirties, you had better know how to please a woman in the sack.

First chick he bones will get painted like Anna Faris in Scary Movie...

[MotherfuckerJones]

First chick he bones will get painted like Anna Faris in Scary Movie...

He better not go out in freezing temps or his pipes will freeze

[Bowser]

irst chick he bones is going to be super disappointed. Lol. By the time you get to your thirties, you had better know how to please a woman in the sack.

But he sat next to them in his Economics class all the time...

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[vailpass]

He better not go out in freezing temps or his pipes will freeze

Hah. Thanks for the uncomfortable mental image.

[Chromatic]

First chick he bones will get painted like Anna Faris in Scary Movie...

He'll blow the second whatever dumb lady he tricks into waiting until marriage grinds on his leg.

Personally I hope he gets blue balls to the point he becomes the next Chris Benoit.

[eDave]

He'll blow the second whatever dumb lady he tricks into waiting until marriage grinds on his leg.

Personally I hope he gets blue balls to the point he becomes the next Chris Benoit.

Surely he waxes his wiggly.

[vailpass]

He'll blow the second whatever dumb lady he tricks into waiting until marriage grinds on his leg.

Personally I hope he gets blue balls to the point he becomes the next Chris Benoit.

Why you wishing ill on a brotha'?

[Mennonite]

Surely he waxes his wiggly.


That's a sin, too. A small one, but it adds up.

[Chromatic]

Surely he waxes his wiggly.

I'm pretty sure he's one of the types who believes wacking off makes baby Jesus cry.

Why you wishing ill on a brotha'?

I just want to see the online meltdown of all his supporters as they backtrack not to mention the hilarious #notallxtians twitter thing that would inevitably follow such an event.

Also, his big stupid face is bad.

[Chromatic]

I literally don't want him to be the next Chris Benoit, just maybe have a crisis of faith, get loaded and crash his pickup truck into a church.

My reaction if that happened = <iframe src="https://vine.co/v/e30YQw30uTJ/embed/simple" width="300" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script>

[eDave]

That's a sin, too. A small one, but it adds up.

Fuck that noise.

[srvy]

He is certainly no Wilt the stilt.

[KCUnited]

First chick he bones will get painted like Anna Faris in Scary Movie...

He'll Jackson Pollack that bitch.

[Ming the Merciless]

Dear lord I want to suck her camel toe so far into my mouth I would choke

[vailpass]

He'll Jackson Pollack that bitch.

:D wish I'd have said that.

And I'm gonna go ahead and say it: I zoomed in on that chick's camel toe, her goods are right there, and I would encroach upon her safe space with a quickness...

[eDave]

:D wish I'd have said that.

And I'm gonna go ahead and say it: I zoomed in on that chick's camel toe, her goods are right there, and I would encroach upon her safe space with a quickness...

She's wet.

[Baby Lee]

I literally don't want him to be the next Chris Benoit, just maybe have a crisis of faith, get loaded and crash his pickup truck into a church.

My reaction if that happened = <iframe src="https://vine.co/v/e30YQw30uTJ/embed/simple" width="300" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script>

Not on board with the sentiment, but that Vine is TITS!!

It's like Doge met the prancercise lady.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000822867536/3f5a00acf72df93528b6bb7cd0a4fd0c.jpeg

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[vailpass]

She's wet.

Word. Thought I wasn't seeing it right at first but by God...

[TLO]

I appreciate Tebow sticking to his beliefs. He seems like a real nice guy, frankly.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And she's too fucking skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

Absolutely. I'm afraid that pussy might snap my dick off!

[baitism]

Tebow has the gAyIDS.

[vailpass]

Absolutely. I'm afraid that pussy might snap my dick off!

No bro. You set her on top and let her spin. You'd dig it the most...

[gblowfish]

I'll bet after he gets married he has like nine kids. Whoever the girl is, her vag is gonna be a clown car....

[baitism]

I'll bet after he gets married he has like nine kids. Whoever the girl is, her vag is gonna be a clown car....

It's a reality show waiting to happen. The Tebow twenty.

[Color Red]

I'd **** her till her tits fell off. Tebow has no ****ing idea what he's missing.

Wait a minute. So you had sex with her? If not, how do you know what Tebow is missing??

A woman who doesn't see a man being abstinent toward her as trying to make her seem special must not feel special about herself. So she whores around as she likes. It's a different approach, but she's not special.

[vailpass]

Wait a minute. So you had sex with her? If not, how do you know what Tebow is missing??

A woman who doesn't see a man being abstinent toward her as trying to make her seem special must not feel special about herself. So she whores around as she likes. It's a different approach, but she's not special.

Pussy blind or polygamist?

[DaneMcCloud]

If he won't fuck Miss Universe, he ain't fucking any woman, ever

[MotherfuckerJones]

Word. Thought I wasn't seeing it right at first but by God...

She needs her oil checked...

[vailpass]

She needs her oil checked...

I so need a dipstick line here. Where's Iowanian?

[MotherfuckerJones]

I so need a dipstick line here. Where's Iowanian?

The D will do...pardon the pun

[PutQuinnIn]

No bush.

[Mennonite]

No bush.


Take it to DC, buddy.

damn libruls.

[Fish]

A woman who doesn't see a man being abstinent toward her as trying to make her seem special must not feel special about herself. So she whores around as she likes. It's a different approach, but she's not special.

Abstinence doesn't make anything special. That's just something dumb people tell themselves.

[vailpass]

Abstinence doesn't make anything special. That's just something dumb people tell themselves.

nice judge bro...

[srvy]

Lions mane is more tame in this one.
http://media.masslive.com/republican/photo/2012/06/-506acc848f67118d.jpg

I am pretty sure she knows where it goes and why. Poor Tim well who knows.
http://piximus.net/media/17765/hottest-photos-of-miss-universe-olivia-culpo-9.jpg

[Dayze]

Poor Tim and his"special purpose"

[vailpass]

Lions mane is more tame in this one.
http://media.masslive.com/republican/photo/2012/06/-506acc848f67118d.jpg

I am pretty sure she knows where it goes and why. Poor Tim well who knows.
http://piximus.net/media/17765/hottest-photos-of-miss-universe-olivia-culpo-9.jpg

Why that's just my game...

[Simply Red]

she's moist in her picture in OP if you look closely.

Edit: I now see it's been mentioned already.

[Mennonite]

she's most in her picture in OP if you look closely.

...well, I'll be damned. Good eye.


http://i.imgur.com/NGRwMBK.gif


Edit: now that you've corrected your typo, my joke no longer makes sense. Fuck it.

[eDave]

...well, I'll be damned. Good eye.


http://i.imgur.com/NGRwMBK.gif

ROFL

[Dayze]

LMAO

[Simply Red]

...well, I'll be damned. Good eye.


http://i.imgur.com/NGRwMBK.gif


Edit: now that you've corrected your typo, my joke no longer makes sense. **** it.

haha.

[Msmith]

As a deeply religious person like Tebow, it was kinda odd to choose a girl whose major selling point is skin. She is pretty, and an accomplished player on cello. I couldn't find anything significant about her faith.

[Baby Lee]

...well, I'll be damned. Good eye.

Edit: now that you've corrected your typo, my joke no longer makes sense. Fuck it.

ROFL ROFL

It's all good, since you quoted him to begin with.

[Priest31kc]

Wait a minute. So you had sex with her? If not, how do you know what Tebow is missing??

A woman who doesn't see a man being abstinent toward her as trying to make her seem special must not feel special about herself. So she whores around as she likes. It's a different approach, but she's not special.

:shake:

[DaneMcCloud]

nice judge bro...

I get abstinence if there's a legit reason. I've known people that dated, became engaged and decided that they wouldn't have sex for a week or a month or whatever before getting married so it would be special.

Or a guy or girl deciding they didn't want to have sex until their in "love" or engaged. It's not for me but whatever.

But this numbnutz is a 28 year old multimillionaire former Heisman trophy winning, playoff winning NFL QB and current TV personality. He doesn't need to go all Charlie Sheen but the fucking guy should be aping Clooney, who dated smart, intelligent, beautiful women before finally marrying a high profile, beautiful attorney that's for Human Rights.

On the other hand, Tebow attracts beautiful women, only to disappoint them.

What a fucking dud.

[a pp roach]

Maybe he's looking for someone that doesn't exist, but is hopeful there will be that one perfect woman.

[DaneMcCloud]

Maybe he's looking for someone that doesn't exist, but is hopeful there will be that one perfect woman.

No such thing

[manchambo]

Dude's getting old now and he's missing out on a lot based on a ghost story with lots of obvious plot holes. Odd that he hasn't married yet.

[58-4ever]

He's too busy mutilating little boys' genitals to look for the "perfect" girl.

[58-4ever]

He's too busy mutilating little boys' genitals to look for the "perfect" girl.

Just in case you think I'm just being an asshole: https://asianjournal.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/football-star-tim-tebow-helps-circumcise-pinoy-kids/

[TLO]

He's too busy mutilating little boys' genitals to look for the "perfect" girl.

You're killing my buzz bro. :sulk:

[beach tribe]

http://mypullzone.orangepopmediall.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/olivia-culpo.jpg


WOW. Super hot.

[Saccopoo]

She's crazy AND stupid then. Who didn't know he had these values? Isn't she the one who wanted to deflower that Jonas kid?

Chicks like this are vain, narcissistic assholes. Two comma's will not do.

Throw in some BPD for added excitement!

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[ModSocks]

Wait a minute. So you had sex with her? If not, how do you know what Tebow is missing??

A woman who doesn't see a man being abstinent toward her as trying to make her seem special must not feel special about herself. So she whores around as she likes. It's a different approach, but she's not special.

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[Dave Lane]

Oh shut up you fedora tipping perma-virgin.

Well he is right of course, it is a mental disorder.

[Dave Lane]

Just in case you think I'm just being an asshole: https://asianjournal.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/football-star-tim-tebow-helps-circumcise-pinoy-kids/

So he'll play with dicks but not clits. Sounds not the least bit suspicious.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

So she's not compatible with his values. Better he know now. She should date Derek Jeter. He'll even give her herpes.

Too good

[DaneMcCloud]

So she's not compatible with his values. Better he know now. She should date Derek Jeter. He'll even give her herpes.
His values include not having sex with women.

Is that really a "value"?

If it is, count out of that particular value set.

[BucEyedPea]

His values include not having sex with women.

Is that really a "value"?

If it is, count out of that particular value set.

No his values include not having sex before marriage because he's a devout Christian. He can have sex with a woman under those conditions.

Of course that is a "value" by actual definition. It may not be your's but it is his. Not everyone has the same values or values the same thing. What things are worth to you or someone else are your values. Different cultures, religions for instance have different values and then individuals even have their own.

a person's principles or standards of behavior; one's judgment of what is important in life.
Google definition
https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+value&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[Hammock Parties]

No his values include not having sex before marriage because he's a devout Christian.

Then why was he dating a vain-ass supermodel who probably loves dick like coke?

He's not very bright. And probably gay.

[Bowser]

If he won't fuck Miss Universe, he ain't fucking any woman, ever

http://i.imgur.com/f7FdEdG.jpg

[BucEyedPea]

Abstinence doesn't make anything special. That's just something dumb people tell themselves.

Such tolerance from a liberal.

This is your opinion and so it's neither true or false. Each person determines what they think is special to them. That's all that matters.

[DaneMcCloud]

No his values include not having sex before marriage because he's a devout Christian. He can have sex with a woman under those conditions.

Of course that is a "value" by actual definition. It may not be your's but it is his. Not everyone has the same values or values the same thing. What things are worth to you or someone else are your values. Different cultures, religions for instance have different values and then individuals even have their own.

a person's principles or standards of behavior; one's judgment of what is important in life.
Google definition
https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+of+value&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
His actions are in direct contradiction of his values.

If I am a normal guy, I don't date devout Chrsitians that aren't interested in sex until marriage because, duh, I'm a normal guy.

If I'm a normal guy that dates Miss Universe for two months, I don't withhold sex.

If I'm a normal guy earning millions per year, I don't look to date women that don't want to have sex with me.

His entire persona is a charade and he shouldn't be respected.

[BucEyedPea]

Then why was he dating a vain-ass supermodel who probably loves dick like coke?

He's not very bright. And probably gay.

You would have to ask him.

I suspect that as a man, he's still attracted to beautiful women. He's a football player too. Personally, I think he should find someone within his religious community or who shares the same values that he can also be attracted to.

[DaneMcCloud]

Such tolerance from a liberal.

This is your opinion and so it's neither true or false. Each person determines what they think is special to them. That's all that matters.

Until it doesn't make sense and matters

[BucEyedPea]

His actions are in direct contradiction of his values.

If I am a normal guy, I don't date devout Chrsitians that aren't interested in sex until marriage because, duh, I'm a normal guy.

If I'm a normal guy that dates Miss Universe for two months, I don't withhold sex.

If I'm a normal guy earning millions per year, I don't look to date women that don't want to have sex with me.

His entire persona is a charade and he shouldn't be respected.

Well, you're entitled to that opinion. I find this perfectly normal and expected from a devout Christian who also wears it on his sleeve. So, the same would apply to her dating him.

I had a woman work for me once who became a devout Born Again Christian and though she wasn't a virgin when she married, she later met the man who would be her husband and they refrained from sex before marriage. They married though, and he was a complete horn-dog needing it three times a day per her. That would drive me nuts and my values weren't the same as hers.

[BucEyedPea]

Until it doesn't make sense and matters

It doesn't make sense to you because you don't share those values. I expect that from that kind of Christian.

[DaneMcCloud]

You would have to ask him.

I suspect that as a man, he's still attracted to beautiful women. He's a football player too. Personally, I think he should find someone within his religious community or who shares the same values that he can also be attracted to.

Tebow hasn't played in the NFL since 2012, so he's not a football player.

That's like saying Tyler Thigpen is a football player and if so, I'm betting 1,000,000 to 1 odds he's not denying Miss Universe.

[BucEyedPea]

Tebow hasn't played in the NFL since 2012, so he's not a football player.

Okay. Well he was. I think at heart he still is, so he thinks similarly.

[Bowser]

You would have to ask him.

I suspect that as a man, he's still attracted to beautiful women. He's a football player too. Personally, I think he should find someone within his religious community or who shares the same values that he can also be attracted to.

One would certainly think that, wouldn't they?

[DaneMcCloud]

Well, you're entitled to that opinion. I find this perfectly normal and expected from a devout Christian who also wears it on his sleeve. So, the same would apply to her dating him.

I had a woman work for me once who became a devout Born Again Christian and though she wasn't a virgin when she married, she later met the man who would be her husband and they refrained from sex before marriage. They married though, and he was a complete horn-dog needing it three times a day per her. That would drive me nuts and my values weren't the same as hers.

That's fine and all but he dated Miss Universe.

Have you seen Miss Universe? Have you seen her print ads? Do you know her background?

Miss Universe ain't a Bible thumper, nor is she a virginal Girl Scout. It's as much her fault as it is his but good grief, it was a disaster from the start.

Unless, of course, he was a normal hetero.

[BucEyedPea]

That's fine and all but he dated Miss Universe.

Have you seen Miss Universe? Have you seen her print ads? Do you know her background?

Miss Universe ain't a Bible thumper, nor is she a virginal Girl Scout. It's as much her fault as it is his but good grief, it was a disaster from the start.

Unless, of course, he was a normal hetero.

Know nothing about her. I just think it's up to him to make decisions in this area that will work with his life. Not mine.
I don't know maybe he has a celebrity ego or thinks he can change them.

[DaneMcCloud]

Know nothing about her. I just think it's up to him to make decisions in this area that will work with his life. Not mine.
I don't know maybe he has a big ego or thinks he can change them.

Come on, that's a cop out. She's Miss Universe. You should know what those girls do to earn that kind of title.

Hell, I've seen girls give blowjobs to fat guys with tiny dicks just to win a wet tee shirt contest.

You can't be that naive.

[Saccopoo]

On the other hand, Tebow attracts beautiful women, only to disappoint them.

I've been disappointing beautiful women for years. Not sexually mind you, at least until I grow bored of them and would rather read Mack Bolan novels than have to have sex with them. It's more on an emotional level of "why the fuck should I bend over backwards on an emotional/psychological level for you?" that gets them disenchanted in the relationship. "Why don't you ever get jealous? blah, blah, blah..." "Why should I?"

You know who has sex? Animals.

Tebow understands that there is a deeper level of fulfillment than base animalistic instincts.

I applaud his Zen.

[Saccopoo]

Come on, that's a cop out. She's Miss Universe. You should know what those girls do to earn that kind of title.

Hell, I've seen girls give blowjobs to fat guys with tiny dicks just to win a wet tee shirt contest.

You can't be that naive.

That's a real job?

I could be persuaded to...ah, nevermind...oral sex is degrading and dehumanizing.

Filthy whores.

[big nasty kcnut]

One the one hand Tim Tebow got integrity. The other hand thou is i would be doing her harder then that drill that made the english chunnel.

[Saccopoo]

One the one hand Tim Tebow got integrity. The other hand thou is i would be doing her harder then that drill that made the english chunnel.

No fucking shit.

I would chunnel that bitch crazy.

Can someone let Rain Man know that that word needs to go into the CP lexicon ASAP please?

[eDave]

No fucking shit.

I would chunnel that bitch crazy.

Can someone let Rain Man know that that word needs to go into the CP lexicon ASAP please?

Chunnel yea man.

[Hammock Parties]

You would have to ask him.

I suspect that as a man, he's still attracted to beautiful women. He's a football player too. Personally, I think he should find someone within his religious community or who shares the same values that he can also be attracted to.

But he doesn't. He keeps dating famous people.

Because that's all he wants. People to think he's straight because hey look here I am dating a famous female.

Gay.

NTTAWWT

[Saccopoo]

But he doesn't. He keeps dating famous people.

Because that's all he wants. People to think he's straight because hey look here I am dating a famous female.

Gay.

NTTAWWT

You only can chunnel vaginas.

Truth.

[DaneMcCloud]

That's a real job?

I could be persuaded to...ah, nevermind...oral sex is degrading and dehumanizing.

Filthy whores.

LMAO

You live in Utah, right?

Hell, it's practically taught in elementary school.

"Good girls don't have sex. But they give hella blowjobs".

LMAO

[Toby Waller]

its a lie.

its just media bullshit. No guy that young,with that much money and power. With a woman that physically attractive would act like a dumb ass in that way.
its fine/its a good thing to not pursue sleeping around with the neighborhood.
but missing various,multiple opportunities set you up for nothing but regret later.
at least get nude and do heavy foreplay if nothing else

[Baby Lee]

I knew there were people who hated religion.

Not sure I knew they hated it so much that they got angry when some millionaire doesn't fuck some model.

[baitism]

He should at least be able to PIIHB.

[oldman]

I'm surprised no one in this august congress has thought of the obvious. After playing tackle football for so many years, perhaps he's dealing with a case of personal deflategate.

Oh yeah, wild hair, fake boobs, etc. aside-----WOULD.

[Saccopoo]

LMAO

You live in Utah, right?

Hell, it's practically taught in elementary school.

"Good girls don't have sex. But they give hella blowjobs".

LMAO

Fucking shut up Dane.

You'll ruin the perception of our horribly chaste, morally uptight, fringe lunatic overly conservative state.

[Donger]

I can actually respect that, albeit not from a religious standpoint. Knowing women, I'm sure there have been plenty who wanted to be the first to break him.

[GloryDayz]

https://i.imgur.com/Jlg5ZyE.png

OK, I laughed! That's funny right there!

[GloryDayz]

I think she should stick with him (and do me on the side until he's ready). That way we all get what we want.

[TLO]

Chunnel.

[kccrow]

What a fucking idiot. I'd smash that puss for him.

[scho63]

And she's too ****ing skinny, looks like an auschwitz resident with boobs

Bad fake boobs to be exact

[Rausch]

What a ****ing idiot. I'd smash that puss for him.

You'd think with that lack of sex his arm would be stronger...

[Saccopoo]

What a fucking idiot. I'd smash that puss for him.

Here at Chiefs Planet, we don't act like neanderthals and "smash" puss.

We CHUNNEL that shit. And chunnel it like chunnelling masters of chunnelable puss.

Get it right man.

[lewdog]

LMAO

You live in Utah, right?

Hell, it's practically taught in elementary school.

"Good girls don't have sex. But they give hella blowjobs".

LMAO

Mormon youth and armpit sex.

Think about it.

[Anyong Bluth]

Gotta respect that kind of devotion.
No.

No you don't.

Crazy people who are delusional can be as adamant as they want that if you have complete faith and belief that angels will come to your rescue. I'm still not jumping off buildings to prove them correct.

All this retard is doing is giving away his youth and the chance to be with a beautiful women - who he apparently actually was really into.
His silly indoctrinated fallacy he holds onto based on zero logic cost him an relationship with someone who he actually had a connection with.
He can love Jesus, but she said more to Tim in the 1st 5 minutes of their first date than all of Tim's conversations with Jesus for his entire life. But then again, a monologue isn't really a conversation to begin with.

[Anyong Bluth]

Now see, tebow's rumored gf circa 2010, now that is hot as hell

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2Dy7Fm7SWI/AAAAAAAAEDo/lxiOBRq0ASA/s400/LucyPinder.jpg
Ya, so is 6 month old kid she's apparently carrying.

[ThaVirus]

LMAO She's pretty chubby but with those knockers there isn't a straight man out there who wouldn't give her a go

[TLO]

LMAO She's pretty chubby but with those knockers there isn't a straight man out there who wouldn't give her a go

She has just the right amount of chub, honestly.

[Graystoke]

She has just the right amount of chub, honestly.

Agree!
That's Chunnel Chub right there!

[ChiTown]

LMAO She's pretty chubby but with those knockers there isn't a straight man out there who wouldn't give her a go

would until my dick fell off.

[ThaVirus]

Her belly fat is unsightly, IMO.

Really depends on her age. If she's 22, no bueno. If she's like 28, it's acceptable.

[ChiTown]

ChiefsPlanet - where every wife/gf is an 11.ROFL

[ThaVirus]

I'm not saying that, although she isn't really my cup of tea.

I think, if I were a millionaire, former professional athlete heartthrob, I could do better than that chick.

[ModSocks]

Sex with Tim Tebow is like....

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[sedated]

Now see, tebow's rumored gf circa 2010, now that is hot as hell

I'm pretty sure that is an awful pic of Lucy Pinder, not Tebow's ex.

[gblowfish]

He should at least be able to PIIHB.

I think the problem is the reverse. He wants HER to PIIHB, but she's not got the right set of equipment....

[Baby Lee]

Sex with Tim Tebow is like....

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Never really noticed before how much TImberlake looks like Rhys Darby
http://www.wxou.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rhys-darby-300x259.jpg