Amy Schumer and Serena Williams take it off

[Mr. Laz]

Amy Schumer and Serena Williams’ Nude Photoshoot Is a Big Middle Finger to Trolls

By Christina Cauterucci

This year's Pirelli pin-ups, including Amy Schumer, are unlike anything the calendar has featured before.
http://www.autoportal.iol.pt/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pirelli_4.jpgFor more than half a century, Italian tire-maker Pirelli has released an annual calendar full of photos of supermodels in pin-up poses wearing skimpy lingerie or nothing at all. This year’s iteration marks a drastic departure from the form: The calendar’s models are luminaries of art, business, sports, and philanthropy, photographed by Annie Leibovitz.

In fact, the only two women who appear in partial nudity are Amy Schumer and Serena Williams, who’ve each been targeted by body-shamers over the past year. Their gorgeous images do more to turn that shame around on their trolls than any Instagram comment war ever could.

Yoko Ono, Ava DuVernay, Iranian artist Shirin Neshat, Patti Smith, author Fran Lebowitz, actress Yao Chen, and Tavi Gevinson show up in the calendar, too. “I wanted the pictures to show the women exactly as they are, with no pretense,” Leibovitz told Vogue of the studio portraits. The calendar isn’t for sale; as in past years, it’ll be gifted to 20,000 “VIPs, musicians, politicians, and royalty.”http://www.autoportal.iol.pt/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pirelli_calendario_1.jpgThe nudity of Williams and Schumer stands in stark contrast to Pirelli’s usual M.O. Previous decades have seen the world’s top professional beauties showcasing individual exposed, oiled-up body parts—with their faces, at times, cropped out—in what amounted to a fancified soft-core porn magazine. Last year’s featured women, which included lingerie models Adriana Lima, Joan Smalls, and Gigi Hadid, were shot swaddled in latex straddling bike seats and bathing in bubbles. Flip through the past 50 years of calendars and you’ll find just a few years of clothed women in editorial-type shoots. Taken as a whole, the archive testifies to the longtime persistence of one particular beauty ideal in fashion and mainstream media, one that can rarely accommodate a roll of fat, bulge of muscle, or pinch of age-spotted skin.

[Prison Bitch]

Neither one is nude. Lock this turd thread.

[Baby Lee]

When one thinks of 6-pack abs, it's rarely a mental image of 6 loaves of bread.

[Hammock Parties]

Disgusting.

[New World Order]

Vomit

[eDave]

Disgusting.

They are both beautiful women.

[Deberg_1990]

Would both at the Same time

[Mennonite]

http://i.imgur.com/n1kw14i.png

[Fish]

Reeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly hard to fap to...........

[Red Beans]

Would both at the Same time

There's some honesty! I'm in full agreement. I'd let them both go full Federer on these tiny tennis balls! Owwwww!

[DaneMcCloud]

They are both beautiful women.

This.

Schumer's face isn't my trip but her body is normal for a mid-30's American female. There are very few people that would complain while her legs are wrapped around their backs

I prefer Venus to Serena but her bod is amazing. Again, she's not the shape and size that I'm normally attracted but good grief, could you imagine having a one night stand with a world class athlete like her?

[TEX]

They are both beautiful women.

To each his own. I think they're both pretty gross. Just my opinion...

[Hammock Parties]

They are both beautiful women.

Literally every woman I've ever seen naked is more beautiful than both of them.

Amy is fat.

Serena is just grotesque. A caricature of the female form. She's what I imagine this dude would look like naked:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/4/4e/Lord_of_the_rings_Lurtz.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131107182402

[New World Order]

Serena looks like Predator.

[Mennonite]

“I wanted the pictures to show the women exactly as they are. Oh, except for airbrushing out Serena's bbc, of course.

edited for honesty.

[Baby Lee]

This.

Schumer's face isn't my trip but her body is normal for a mid-30's American female. There are very few people that would complain while her legs are wrapped around their backs

I prefer Venus to Serena but her bod is amazing. Again, she's not the shape and size that I'm normally attracted but good grief, could you imagine having a one night stand with a world class athlete like her?

I feel for Amy, because she's one of those types that, when she's really fit she's SMOKING. But clearly every bit of gustatory enjoyment goes right to her cheeks and waistline.

She's clearly one of those who feels constant pressure to put down so much as an extra bagel or extra spoonful of mashed potatoes.

She's hilarious, smart and adorable, but she has the white girl version of the Oprah gene.

[The Franchise]

I'd pound Schumer just to say I did.

[Baby Lee]

Serena is just grotesque. A caricature of the female form. She's what I imagine this dude would look like naked:

She's the modern Saartjie Baartman

[DaneMcCloud]

I'd pound Schumer just to say I did.


Fuck yes. Same with Serena.

[eDave]

She's the modern Saartjie Baartman

What are you, Dennis Miller?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

That's not Serena Williams, that's LeBron James with extensions.

[Mennonite]

“I wanted the pictures to show the women exactly as they are. Oh, except for airbrushing out Serena's bbc, of course.

edited for honesty.


Neg repped for that? lol



http://i.imgur.com/63cdN2a.png

[New World Order]

Neg repped for that? lol



http://i.imgur.com/63cdN2a.png


LMAO

[DaneMcCloud]

LMAO

:rolleyes:

You're a fucking LIAR and a gigantic piece of shit.

I spared your stupid ass from a Permaban.

Maybe I should re-think that.

[lewdog]

Neg repped for that? lol



http://i.imgur.com/63cdN2a.png

Dane clearly does not like you.

[ThaVirus]

The spirit of InMem lives on through Dane

[Mennonite]

Dane clearly does not like you.


Clearly.

I'm sorry. Honestly. If he wants to get it on with Warren Sapp, who am I to judge?

[DaneMcCloud]

Neg repped for that? lol





Mult?

[New World Order]

:rolleyes:

You're a ****ing LIAR and a gigantic piece of shit.

I spared your stupid ass from a Permaban.

Maybe I should re-think that.


Be quiet my pussy bitch. You can speak when I say you can speak.

[DaneMcCloud]

The spirit of InMem lives on through Dane

The dumbest of all posters that have ever posted about football see you as their champion.

Kudos.

[DaneMcCloud]

Be quiet my pussy bitch. You can speak when I say you can speak.

Really? Okay.

[SAUTO]

There is nothing wrong with how schumer looks there.

She's obviously in a non flattering pose also.

Serenas legs look like tree trunks

[ThaVirus]

The dumbest of all posters that have ever posted about football see you as their champion.

Kudos.

Who?

[Saul Good]

This.

Schumer's face isn't my trip but her body is normal for a mid-30's American female. There are very few people that would complain while her legs are wrapped around their backs

I prefer Venus to Serena but her bod is amazing. Again, she's not the shape and size that I'm normally attracted but good grief, could you imagine having a one night stand with a world class athlete like her?

Amy's body is WAY better than the average woman in her mid thirties.

Source: Have been to Oceans of Fun.

[SAUTO]

Who?

I took that as you

[Baby Lee]

The spirit of InMem lives on through Dane

Meh, I'd give it 1/2 a InMemie. Now if he'd said dumb, . . . and childish. . . .

[DaneMcCloud]

Who?

Exactly. No one.

[Mennonite]

She's obviously in a non flattering pose also.


yeah, I don't get it. There's a difference between "natural" and "unflattering." The photographer looks like he was snapping pics for the "before" part of a weight loss commercial.

[Baby Lee]

yeah, I don't get it. There's a difference between "natural" and "unflattering." The photographer looks like he was snapping pics for the "before" part of a weight loss commercial.

Annie is a she.

SHE's also been around a while

http://www.thegroundmag.com/wp-content/uploads/Rolling-Stone-John-Lennon-And-Yoko-Annie-Leibovitz-The-GROUND-01jpg.jpg

[SAUTO]

yeah, I don't get it. There's a difference between "natural" and "unflattering." The photographer looks like he was snapping pics for the "before" part of a weight loss commercial.

Shut the fuck up.


That's not what I was getting at, at all.

[Hammock Parties]

Amy's body is WAY better than the average woman in her mid thirties.


Doesn't mean she needs to be in a magazine.

Between this shit and that fatass Lena Dunham getting naked every other episode of Girls , my eyeballs need clorox.

[Mennonite]

Shut the **** up.


That's not what I was getting at, at all.

What? I was agreeing with you. You said she was in an unflattering pose. I agree. Slouched over in b&w is how a lot of "before" pics look in exercise/diet commercials.

[ThaVirus]

I took that as you

I thought he might be referencing a certain argument we had.

He's been known to make shit up on the fly so excuse my assumption.

[Mennonite]

Annie is a she.

SHE's also been around a while




Um hmm. As usual I had to google the name of the D list, has been, celebrity that you squeeze into every comment to know who the **** you are talking about, and this is what I came up with:

http://i.imgur.com/sxMXd2U.jpg


Clearly, a homeless dude who mugged some hipster for his glasses.

So you can stick your capitalized PRONOUN right up your butt hole. Which is exactly the same place "Annie" would stick her pecker, by the way.


p.s you are some touchy mother****ers tonight.

[notorious]

I would have no problem with either.

[Kman34]

I'm sorry but I prefer my car and car parts calendars to have sexy hot girls on them.... There's nothing wrong with real flabby bodies, shit I have one....I just like to look at hotter women than these two...

[DaneMcCloud]

Amy's body is WAY better than the average woman in her mid thirties.

Source: Have been to Oceans of Fun.

LMAO

I defer.

[DaneMcCloud]

I would have no problem with either.


That's because you're a real man

[Baby Lee]

p.s you are some touchy mother****ers tonight.

Yet you're the one throwing a tantrum, and pretending Annie Leibovitz is a 'D-List celebrity.'

[stevieray]

Meh not my cup of tea. Like most things involving taste...it's subjective.

[notorious]

That's because you're a real man

I'd have to check with my wife to confirm.

[DaneMcCloud]

I'd have to check with my wife to confirm.

LMAO

[Dayze]

I suspect Schummer would fuck your legs off.

I'd be down to bang her all night.
Well,after for the first two minutes after I knock my first one out.

[Iowanian]

Most of the guys saying Shumer is gross probably splooge on on the Fupa of their girlfriend/wife that throws a similar shadow to BJ Raji.


Williams on the other hand, reminds me of someone deuce bigelo would give a foot massage.

[Iowanian]

I'm not saying gochiefs bangs fat chics, I am just saying if someone were to put on camoflage, and sit on her in an outdoor setting while holding a muzzle loader, there would be outraged PETA activists firing up their cyber warrior share this pic brigade.

[RunKC]

Is Amy Schumer sporting a FUPA?

[listopencil]

I'm not going to lie. Would. Both.

[Why Not?]

Most of the guys saying Shumer is gross probably splooge on on the Fupa of their girlfriend/wife that throws a similar shadow to BJ Raji.


Williams on the other hand, reminds me of someone deuce bigelo would give a foot massage.

Hahahaha. Hilarious because it's so true.

[wazu]

The thing I like about these two posing as they did is that it stirs the conversation. The "model" body is elusive and fleeting, which is part of what makes men drool when they see it. But unless they are Christie Brinkley, even the sexiest women will live most of their lives without it. Men are just as bad, but not held to the same standard. And yet you see people who stay together well into old age, never deciding that their significant other is no longer hot enough. In fact most old people seem to be more in love than ever.

[PunkinDrublic]

The fawning over Amy Schumer is obnoxious. She could queef in public and feminists would call her a comic genius.

[wazu]

The fawning over Amy Schumer is obnoxious. She could queef in public and feminists would call her a comic genius.

That would actually be a pretty strong comedic move if done right.

[KChiefs1]

Disgusting.


Body-shamer

[TimBone]

That would actually be a pretty strong comedic move if done right.
LMAO

[KChiefs1]

There is nothing wrong with how schumer looks there.

She's obviously in a non flattering pose also


Exactly.

When people sit like that there will be rolls unless you are anorexic.

I'd love to do Amy.

[splatbass]

Disgusting.

You probably shouldn't be too picky.

[Brock]

Doesn't mean she needs to be in a magazine.

Between this shit and that fatass Lena Dunham getting naked every other episode of Girls , my eyeballs need clorox.

You've fucked worse. And also, just because you aren't currently a disgusting, pimply fatass doesn't mean you look good.

[DaneMcCloud]

The fawning over Amy Schumer is obnoxious. She could queef in public and feminists would call her a comic genius.

I think she's kind of funny but she looks like a Cabbage Patch doll in the face.

That doesn't mean that if I was single I wouldn't bang her after one of her shows.

And I doubt I'd hate myself the next day because hey, I just banged Amy Schumer.

[Baby Lee]

The fawning over Amy Schumer is obnoxious. She could queef in public and feminists would call her a comic genius.

I think she's kind of funny but she looks like a Cabbage Patch doll in the face.

That doesn't mean that if I was single I wouldn't bang her after one of her shows.

And I doubt I'd hate myself the next day because hey, I just banged Amy Schumer.

You two are discussing different things.

Punkin is talking about the fawning over her comedic commentary, not her fuckability.

And I'd think at this point, even Amy would be tired of it, the fawning I mean.

She's trying to be funny and her staunchest audience pretends like she's writing a sequel to 'The Secret.'

[BWillie]

Amy Shumer. Very funny. Avg looks. I would pass. If both of them posed better they would still look infinitely more attractive but i think thats not what they are going for in this photo shoot anyway

[Bufkin]

Heard Amy Schumer did an edgy calendar spread. Was hoping I'd see her feet some more (she had some great soles shots in Train Wreck). Some of the most underrated feet in Hollywood. Also sucks that there's only one picture. She puts the "hot" in "fat".

Instead, I'm blessed with Serena Williams' feet. Ewwwwwwwww

[Bufkin]

The fawning over Amy Schumer is obnoxious. She could queef in public and feminists would call her a comic genius.
She's really not that funny. Then again, women aren't supposed to be funny. The second a female comedian hits the spotlight who doesn't completely suck, she's hailed as a genius. There's a reason why the only decent female comics are dykes.

The late great Chris Hitchens (who was hilarious) wrote an awesome article on why women just aren't that funny.
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/christopher-hitchens-women-just-arent-that-funny

[Coochie liquor]

Amy Schumer all night!!

[beach tribe]

They are both beautiful women.

I just got a really good picture of what you look like....

Oh, and no.

No, they are not.

[beach tribe]

Heard Amy Schumer did an edgy calendar spread. Was hoping I'd see her feet some more (she had some great soles shots in Train Wreck). Some of the most underrated feet in Hollywood. Also sucks that there's only one picture. She puts the "hot" in "fat".

Instead, I'm blessed with Serena Williams' feet. Ewwwwwwwww

And this MFer talkin' bout feet.

[Bufkin]

And this MFer talkin' bout feet.
Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish too, asshole

[beach tribe]

I'd pound Schumer just to say I did.

And that's the only reason.

[beach tribe]

Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish too, asshole

So does Rex Ryan.

I'll bet your fantasy is a big toe in your brown star when you bust into a fat girls dirty sock.ROFL

[KCUnited]

Serena looks like Tyson Jackson getting stonewalled by a running back.

[Cheater5]

Not star struck... Would have no issue passing on woman 'A' with porcine features and handfuls of fat rolls around her waist, or woman 'B' who appears man-ish with cellulite laden thighs and a body builder's back.

[tmax63]

Both would be "no" if brought up in the "would you" thread. Knowing who they are is still a "no" for me and I had some of the lowest standards of this board back in the day. Schumer maybe, if I knew my friends wouldn't catch me in the act.

[Simply Red]

Amy is annoying as fuck - go ahead and put it back on hun, trust me. It's better for everyone.

[BlackHelicopters]

Amy? Disgusting. Serena? Seems she is a bit manly.

[rabblerouser]

Schumer - I would

Williams - I would never

[BucEyedPea]

Schumer's face isn't my trip but her body is normal for a mid-30's American female.

Seriously Dane?

Women look their best around age 34 as the baby fat is gone. More chiseled features and less fat on the body. Jen Lawrence's baby cheeks will look better by then. I've not seen a professional woman in her 30's built like Schumer anywhere—if any at all. In the north or the south.

[splatbass]

Heard Amy Schumer did an edgy calendar spread. Was hoping I'd see her feet some more (she had some great soles shots in Train Wreck). Some of the most underrated feet in Hollywood. Also sucks that there's only one picture. She puts the "hot" in "fat".

Instead, I'm blessed with Serena Williams' feet. Ewwwwwwwww

Is this Rex Ryan?

[Prison Bitch]

They.

Aren't.


Nude.

[Fish]

Not star struck... Would have no issue passing on woman 'A' with porcine features and handfuls of fat rolls around her waist, or woman 'B' who appears man-ish with cellulite laden thighs and a body builder's back.

This. Their celebrity status appears to swoon more guys here than I would have expected.

[TLO]

Serena Williams is 3x the man I am.

[BucEyedPea]

They.

Aren't.


Nude.

It's PG-13.

[scho63]

Looks like Amy Schumer has four flat Pirelli's around her waist.

[rabblerouser]

They.

Aren't.


Nude.
Yeah, it's kind of a let down.

I wanted to see Schumer's muff, or at least some tit action.

Thread is a big giant fail.

[ThaVirus]

Serena has no arches on her feet and that's weirding me out, but I'd smash simply because of that ass.

[DaNewGuy]

She kinda reminds me of Mike Tyson with long hair

[TEX]

She kinda reminds me of Mike Tyson with long hair

Or Predator from the movie.

[Mr. Laz]

ROFL

[Canofbier]

Seriously Dane?

Women look their best around age 34 as the baby fat is gone. More chiseled features and less fat on the body. Jen Lawrence's baby cheeks will look better by then. I've not seen a professional woman in her 30's built like Schumer anywhere—if any at all. In the north or the south.

The CDC's statistics don't seem to agree with you.

http://halls.md/body-mass-index/images/bmiwomen.gif

The *average* woman in her 30s is slightly overweight (like Amy), meaning that over half of the female population in that age group is overweight.

Moreover, they will tend to gain weight as they get older, with the greatest period of weight gain happening between one's twenties and thirties.

[ChiTown]

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[Buehler445]

I'd throw one in Schumer. She has good tits.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0MpvekgD1-w/maxresdefault.jpg

I can let a lot go if the tits are good. After we were done, she would probably make fun of me to the point that I'd fucking kill myself, but I'd do it.

As for Venus, that picture isn't all that flattering. And don't give me the airbrush shit. She looks better than that on the court.

http://s.ndtvimg.com/images/content/2015/sep/806/serena-williams-us-open-2015-2.jpg

She isn't my normal type, but I'd be down for that. Just to say that I did.

Venus is a little more my speed...less yoked out, but she getting OLD.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1437572!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/venus-williams-2000.jpg

[Prison Bitch]

Yeah, it's kind of a let down.

I wanted to see Schumer's muff, or at least some tit action.

Thread is a big giant fail.

Guaranteed Shumer has zero muff. Clean as a whistle.


I'm in a tough spot: I want to see nudes. But I don't want to see them nude. Maybe I should be thankful this Thanksgiving they weren't nude

[BWillie]

Seriously Dane?

Women look their best around age 34 as the baby fat is gone. More chiseled features and less fat on the body. Jen Lawrence's baby cheeks will look better by then. I've not seen a professional woman in her 30's built like Schumer anywhere—if any at all. In the north or the south.

I would very much disagree with this. I see women I went to high school with on facebook all the time, and they are fat..and only 29-32 years old. Just about all women look the best while they are college aged.

[Frosty]

The CDC's statistics don't seem to agree with you.

http://halls.md/body-mass-index/images/bmiwomen.gif

The *average* woman in her 30s is slightly overweight (like Amy), meaning that over half of the female population in that age group is overweight.

Moreover, they will tend to gain weight as they get older, with the greatest period of weight gain happening between one's twenties and thirties.

BEP making shit up and presenting it as fact?

Color me shocked. :rolleyes:

[Donger]

The CDC's statistics don't seem to agree with you.

http://halls.md/body-mass-index/images/bmiwomen.gif

The *average* woman in her 30s is slightly overweight (like Amy), meaning that over half of the female population in that age group is overweight.

Moreover, they will tend to gain weight as they get older, with the greatest period of weight gain happening between one's twenties and thirties.

Yep, like Carrie Underwood.

[BucEyedPea]

The CDC's statistics don't seem to agree with you.

http://halls.md/body-mass-index/images/bmiwomen.gif

The *average* woman in her 30s is slightly overweight (like Amy), meaning that over half of the female population in that age group is overweight.

Moreover, they will tend to gain weight as they get older, with the greatest period of weight gain happening between one's twenties and thirties.

I don't rely on govt stats. Besides, I said professional women—not just women.
Again, I have yet t see it including for myself. I was thinner in my 30's.
Besides you can just look a pictures of woman in their twenties and compare...the face becomes more chiseled.

[Bowser]

Yep, like Carrie Underwood.

LMAO

Sorry, Donger. Doesn't look good for you in that argument to this point...

[BucEyedPea]

BEP making shit up and presenting it as fact?

Color me shocked. :rolleyes:

I see you have a reading comprehension problem too. I said professional women. Thing is some do eat less at those ages. There's no need to get fatter even though metabolisms do slow down and it gets harder. Furthermore, I gave my opinion when I said women look best at age 34. Then I gave my experience.

[KCUnited]

Serena

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/KCUnited1/ccc_zpst3vefrwx.png

[ModSocks]

I'd stick it in Amy, but Serena would probably make an honest woman out of me.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Wouldn't think twice about Schumer.

I'll have to pass on Lawrence Taylor with a weave, however.

[Dave Lane]

Maybe, no.

[JD10367]

There is nothing wrong with how schumer looks there.

She's obviously in a non flattering pose also.

Serenas legs look like tree trunks

This. If Amy was leaning back, she'd simply have a bit of a lower belly paunch. Legs are good, boobs are fine. A little toning and 5 or 10 pounds less and she'd be perfect.

[Rausch]

This. If Amy was leaning back, she'd simply have a bit of a lower belly paunch. Legs are good, boobs are fine. A little toning and 5 or 10 pounds less and she'd be perfect.

Believe it or not gentlemen this is what 30 looks like.

And I'm sure you're saying "No Rausch, I see better looking women than that at the bar/club every time I go."

Yes, you probably do. And when you take off the make up, the bra keeping them hoots perky, and who knows what ass shaping $#it women are known to wear today and thats every bit the false marketing as a McDonld's cheeseburger on TV...

[Jilly]

I think she's kind of funny but she looks like a Cabbage Patch doll in the face.

That doesn't mean that if I was single I wouldn't bang her after one of her shows.

And I doubt I'd hate myself the next day because hey, I just banged Amy Schumer.
That's what it is! I've been trying to figure out the cabbage patch thing with her for years!

[Direckshun]

I'm willing to bet anything that the men in this thread average around a 4.

[Hoopsdoc]

I'm willing to bet anything that the men in this thread average around a 4.

LMAO

Wow, you're being to kind.

[ChiTown]

I'm willing to bet anything that the men in this thread average around a 4.

That is a fucking lock. Avg CP'r is 40+ pounds overweight, with 4" willy's and trotting out their 4's like they are 12's. Fact

[gblowfish]

Amy Shumer reminds me of my GF in college, only 15 years older. She has a wickedly great sense of humor, but she's also a emotional and psychological mess, and she admittedly has STDs, which may or may not be a deal breaker for some of you guys. Her boyfriends have been other comedians. Really funny people tend to be bi-polar, an can be tough to live with. Back in my youth the worst thing you could get was the clap, and a shot would get rid of it. Whole different ballgame nowadays.

[stevieray]

I'm willing to bet anything that the men in this thread average around a 4.


Ok I'm here. Average just went up.

you're welcome.

[TinyEvel]

Would both.

I was too picky in my college years and so (hypothetical would) now trying to make up. But these fine ladies are both far above average. Especially for KC.

[splatbass]

Looks like Amy Schumer has four flat Pirelli's around her waist.

Even skinny women will have a stomach when sitting like that. Schumer isn't a skinny woman, but I bet if she was sitting up straight she wouldn't have those. She is a little thick at times, but she isn't fat.

[TLO]

I think Amy has a hairy muff. Like full on, grizzly bear.

[Red Dawg]

They both should never do that again. Ugly as hell.

[KChiefs1]

I would very much disagree with this. I see women I went to high school with on facebook all the time, and they are fat..and only 29-32 years old. Just about all women look the best while they are college aged.


Absolutely. Women are at their best in the 16-25 range.

[Otter]

Amy - seems like she'd be a blast to hang out with, sure.</br></br> Serena - any woman that might be able to choke me out is going to have to show some personalty to take the edge off.</br></br> I have feelings after all.

[TLO]

Absolutely. Women are at their best in the 16-25 range.

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[listopencil]

Amy Shumer reminds me of my GF in college, only 15 years older. She has a wickedly great sense of humor, but she's also a emotional and psychological mess, and she admittedly has STDs, which may or may not be a deal breaker for some of you guys. Her boyfriends have been other comedians. Really funny people tend to be bi-polar, an can be tough to live with. Back in my youth the worst thing you could get was the clap, and a shot would get rid of it. Whole different ballgame nowadays.

Sure, but Shumer isn't very funny, so she's probably not all that fucked up.

[ChiefsCountry]

Absolutely. Women are at their best in the 16-25 range.

One of the many perks to being a male, we age much slower.

[Buehler445]

Yeah, definitely down with Schumer.

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[Chromatic]

Would.

[TLO]

Would.

Not.

[Mr. Laz]

Sure, but Shumer isn't very funny, so she's probably not all that fucked up.

She is definitely attractive enough to bone but i'm not sure she wouldn't annoying the hell out of me.

Might have to be drunk to deal with the personality.

[beach tribe]

I'd hit it if I was drunk at a bar and had already struck out with all the more talented prospects.

[beach tribe]

Even skinny women will have a stomach when sitting like that. Schumer isn't a skinny woman, but I bet if she was sitting up straight she wouldn't have those. She is a little thick at times, but she isn't fat.

Looks fat to me.

[TLO]

I dislike Amy just a little more with each post in this thread.

[TLO]

Amy is annoying as **** - go ahead and put it back on hun, trust me. It's better for everyone.

I just watched Train Wreck. I wanted to punch a cunt.

[TLO]

"My safe word is pineapple."

[Iowanian]

Cmon. You know she would suck a d like the cure for cellulite was inside.

[Simply Red]

seriously - I'd rather jerk off to the shopping channel hosts, and I haven't done that in probably 5 yrs.