Need nickname for Spencer Ware!!

[RealSNR]

We can't do the usual Chiefs Planet tradition of just taking the first initial and adding the first syllable of the player's last name. S-Ware sounds like a really stupid white guy trying to be black when talking about computer software.

Therefore, it's important that Spencer Ware receive a good nickname from us before some ass**** sports douche from ESPN or Seattle calls him "Beast Mode" or some other shit.

Here are my suggestions:

The Whale Penis

Whale penises are like dolphin penises. They're prehensile and they grab onto shit before they rape them. The only difference is that whale penises are so large that they probably could use them as weapons against smaller enemies like sharks or barracudas. Ware is the whale penis because he's huge and he cockslaps defenders across the field when he runs

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Rapeware

Introducing the latest design in food technology, Rapeware! This multipurpose tool can slice, dice, smash, mince, and rape practically anything! Large enough to be a durable everyday piece of equipment but nimble enough to cut through holes like butter, Rapeware is the ultimate tool. Tired of not being able to kill clock at the end of games? Use Rapeware to take time off the clock quickly and efficiently!

Rape DIS, Spencer!

Hey Spencer! Over here! We need you, man. See Manti Te'o over there? He's a bitch. Rape him! Rape that! Rape this, Spencer! Rape dis, Spencer! Because you know what you are? A dispenser of rape! You're a rape dispenser! Rape for everybody! Hooray for the Rape Dispenser!

[MotherfuckerJones]

Raging Bull is what I used the other day because he punishes opponents.

But he's like a Rhino out there actually.

[KC native]

NJB

Not Jovan Belcher.

[The Franchise]

I vote Rapeware.

[Snapplez]

Saw someone call him the Warewolf. I vote that

[KC native]

ND
Not DeMarcus

[MotherfuckerJones]

Of your suggestions, I like Rape DIS.

[ptlyon]

Maul Ware

[J Diddy]

Dinner Ware?
Silver Ware?
Tupper Ware?
Flare Ware?
Share Ware?
Spencer"who cares about nicknames" Ware?

[Oxford]

B

[RealSNR]

Maul Ware

This is pretty good. I like it.

[thabear04]

Here an old form when he was in LSU

http://www.tigerfan.com/threads/does-spencer-ware-have-a-nickname.101036/

Spencer Ware the Bear
Spencer Be'Ware
BeWare of the Bear
Ware-Bear. Ware the Impaler.
spencer The Spy ware

[Hydrae]

B

That is better than A

[MotherfuckerJones]

Spencer Big Bear Ware

[KCUnited]

Spenser: For Rape

[MotherfuckerJones]

Ware-Thunder
West-Lightning

[Rain Man]

The Ermine.

[Gadzooks]

DUI?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Rapetor

[MotherfuckerJones]

DUI?

He's a great designated drunk driver

[Mile High Mania]

Spencer B. Ware kinda like this guy.

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Koko-B-Ware.jpg

Spencer BeWare!

Spencer BeWhere?

[staylor26]

Dancing Bear Ware (all my fellow porn addicts will get this)

[ptlyon]

Dancing Bear Ware (all my fellow porn addicts will get this)

I'm sure most of the other addicts watch regular porn though

[RealSNR]

Spenser: For Rape

WINNER!

That's what I'm calling him. It's official.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I like the Rapetor best

[srvy]

BeWare wideload
BeWare truck x-ing

[srvy]

Ware you out

[Nzoner]

Spencer gonna Ware yo ass out!

[listopencil]

Brock Out With Your Cock Out! Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

[Dartgod]

Ware's Charles?

[Gonzo]

How about a nice anagram?

Prancer's Wee?
Sewer Prance?
Swan Creeper?
Answer Creep?

My favorite:
Narc Weepers

[Rausch]

Maul Ware

The best so far.

[loochy]

Under Ware?

[scho63]

Spencer Ware U Down

Spencer Coming Be-Ware

[scho63]

Danger: Spencer X-ing

[Marcellus]

Potential Impact Ware

[loochy]

Birdman Spencer B. Ware

[Jayrodt]

Spare no exSpence.

[staylor26]

I'm sure most of the other addicts watch regular porn though

Lol Dancing Bear is a terrible porn site I've just come across enough of their videos to know what it is.

[RealSNR]

Enough. It's Spencer: For Rape

Go home. We're done here

[eDave]

My son's name was Spencer. We called him Spindog.

[Iconic]

Red Viper

huehuehue.

[Kman34]

The Dude will Ware you out....

[InChiefsHeaven]

The Centaur! Oh wait...

[Deberg_1990]

Centaur II

[srvy]

Enough. It's Spencer: For Rape

Go home. We're done here
You have rape on the brain. Good news for you! In the new movie The Revenant DiCaprio gets brutally raped and mauled by grizzly bear in the opening scene.

[MotherfuckerJones]

You have rape on the brain. Good news for you! In the new movie The Revenant DiCaprio gets brutally raped and mauled by grizzly bear in the opening scene.

Gona be epic rape!

[Don Corlemahomes]

Spare

[Mr. Laz]

Warebeast

[eDave]

Tupper

[Lil' Chubby]

Spencer for Hire aka. "The Bounty Hunter..."

[Rausch]

Enough. It's Spencer: For Rape

Go home. We're done here

That works on here but isn't catching on anywhere else.

And we better come up with something or it'll end up being stupid like "Centaur."

[Rausch]

The Centaur! Oh wait...

God I hated that...

[srvy]

Wareing Blender
He will grind and cut you like a knife.

[Rausch]

Wareing Blender
He will grind and cut you like a knife.

If anything he pounds you.

Like a fucking meat hammer.

THE MEAT HAMMER!:cuss:

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Ware in the World is Defense San Diego?

http://images.sportsworldreport.com/data/images/full/51285/kansas-city-chiefs-running-back-spencer-ware.jpg?w=640

[Rausch]

Ware in the World is Defense San Diego?

http://images.sportsworldreport.com/data/images/full/51285/kansas-city-chiefs-running-back-spencer-ware.jpg?w=640

The very first run in this clip shows just how sick a runner he is.

Speed, agility, toughness. The whole thing...

https://youtu.be/qSK8ZNhx928

[eDave]

Ware in the World is Defense San Diego?

http://images.sportsworldreport.com/data/images/full/51285/kansas-city-chiefs-running-back-spencer-ware.jpg?w=640

This is not a good one. At all.

[Saccopoo]

Worst thread ever?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Love having a good back with the number 32

[RealSNR]

Best thread ever?

Yes.

[stevieray]

Bringing the House

Ware and Tear

[Rausch]

Yes.

Best thread since the Holmes/LJ days.

And we don't even have a respectable line to take away from their accomplishments...

[MotherfuckerJones]

Personally, I prefer Spencer the Rapetor Ware.

[BigCatDaddy]

Farmland Fury

[Rausch]

Personally, I prefer Spencer the Rapetor Ware.

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Very NSFW.

https://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/tumblr_mswh9zsfsw1snhqsko1_500.gif

[Rausch]

Or, quite simply, MOAR.

MOAR!

God I'd love to see Ware rip off some 15 yard run while dropping two DB's and hear the crowd chant "MOAR!"

[Vietnam58]

how about:

Its only been 2 games everyone relax. . I havent proven anything

i know its a bit wordy but i think its fitting

[C3HIEF3S]

Spence.

[Rausch]

how about:

Its only been 2 games everyone relax. . I havent proven anything

i know its a bit wordy but i think its fitting

GET THE **** OFF OUR BUS!

http://rs842.pbsrc.com/albums/zz346/savagehenry71/Movies/359d81y.gif~c200

[farmerchief]

Undi ware, he packs the meat!

[Rausch]

Undi ware, he packs the meat hammer!

True...

[MotherfuckerJones]

Man hammer not meat hammer

[Shaid]

Nightmare Ware or just Nightware

[Lil' Chubby]

Spencer "The Mangler" Ware

[Jethopper]

I like either Warewolf or Donnell Bennett v.2

[Predarat]

Ware the Prayer.

[milkman]

It's been a game and a half.

This might be premature adulation.

[Lil' Chubby]

It's been a game and a half.

This might be premature adulation.

You are right. We may have just jinxed him. In one year he will probably be addicted to crack doing the Icky Shuffle with a wine bottle on a street corner downtown.

[DTHOF]

I like the "Warewolf" or "Maul Ware".

Did anyone else hear during the tv broadcast after a long run Kevin Harlen say "He is Ware'in out the Bills"?

[TimeForWasp]

SpinWare

[Oxford]

Table Ware -- setting the table for a win

[Mav]

Ware-Thunder
West-Lightning


Done to death.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Ware is Charles?

[milkman]

If you must do this, how the hell has no one said "Hard Ware"?

[Nzoner]

WARE-N-TEAR

[Contrarian]

Uh...."HardWare" possibly?

[stumppy]

BeWare

[King_Chief_Fan]

If you must do this, how the hell has no one said "Hard Ware"?

Ding ding:clap:

[MotherfuckerJones]

Done to death.

Absolutely lol

[wazu]

If anything he pounds you.

Like a fucking meat hammer.

THE MEAT HAMMER!:cuss:

I like it.