Matt Cassel is...

[Coach]

A child of God, according to this article.

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Over the weekend, Cowboys quarterback Matt Cassel threw what was perhaps the worst pass in NFL history: an interception so errant that it was also called for intentional grounding. It deserves appreciation, and so does he.

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[Otter]

That guy is luckier than a powerball winner.

[TribalElder]

I laughed at that

Good gifs

[TambaBerry]

Still fucking us even when he doesn't play for us

[MahiMike]

Anyone of us would trade places with him.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Just stuped !

[DaFace]

That was a lot of clicking for a bunch of shit quality gifs.

[Coach]

That was a lot of clicking for a bunch of shit quality gifs.

Well excuse me.....

But at least I was considerate for some people who have either a shitty computer, shitty flash, or a shitty internet connection and was accommodating for them as well.

Goddamn, tough crowd today..... :shake:

[DaFace]

Well excuse me.....

But at least I was considerate for some people who have either a shitty computer, shitty flash, or a shitty internet connection and was accommodating for them as well.

I just didn't think they were all that interesting or funny, but whatever.

For the record, though, putting stuff in spoiler tags doesn't keep from loading - it just doesn't show them. Your browser still downloads all 10 gifs at once. You'd have to just link them (or technically do NSFW tags) to have it do otherwise.

[Coach]

I just didn't think they were all that interesting or funny, but whatever.

For the record, though, putting stuff in spoiler tags doesn't keep from loading - it just doesn't show them. Your browser still downloads all 10 gifs at once. You'd have to just link them (or technically do NSFW tags) to have it do otherwise.

Fair enough, I didn't think of that way in terms of linking it. Always thought that spoiler tag was to prevent it from loading all at once. Learn something new. Thanks.

I thought the Star Trek one was at least mildly funny, and I don't like Star Trek that much anyways. Or at least the Nintendo gif...

[Buehler445]

I just didn't think they were all that interesting or funny, but whatever.

For the record, though, putting stuff in spoiler tags doesn't keep from loading - it just doesn't show them. Your browser still downloads all 10 gifs at once. You'd have to just link them (or technically do NSFW tags) to have it do otherwise.

The Star Trek one was funny.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Gay

[Chromatic]

The Star Trek one was funny.
It was a fucking work of art.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Awesome gifs though ROFL

[Direckshun]

Look at that elite footwork from Matty Cassel. LMAO

Oh my god. I cannot believe I had to root for him for four years of my life.

What will I have to tell my grandchildren.

[Chromatic]

Peak Cassel

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[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL what a fuck face

[Reaper16]

Jon Bois is a Chiefs fan and his work is excellent. Highly questionable display of taste, DaFace.

[-King-]

Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about Cassel? I don't like him or hate him. Not his fault he was given 63million dollars and was made the starting QB of the team.
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[Rain Man]

Peak Cassel



I tend to think that the quintessential Cassel moment was this one:

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[Rain Man]

Am I the only one that doesn't give a **** about Cassel? I don't like him or hate him. Not his fault he was given 63million dollars and was made the starting QB of the team.
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Yeah, he's gone. I don't hate the guy because I figure he wanted to succeed. I'm just glad he's gone.

[Bowser]

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[Direckshun]

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ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

[big nasty kcnut]

I royally hate him he made me angry!

[Buehler445]

Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck about Cassel? I don't like him or hate him. Not his fault he was given 63million dollars and was made the starting QB of the team.
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I don't hate Matt Cassel. I hate what Matt Cassel represents. I hate that I had to put up with this bull fucking shit for four years. I hate that Matt Cassel made a pile of money doing shit work. I hate that Matt Cassel is STILL making as much as I probably will in a decade doing what he is paid to do so poorly.

It's not his fault. I'd trade him places today. But I still reserve the right to hate what Matt Cassel represents and loathe that it infected my team.

[TLO]

I royally hate him he made me angry!

But is he a racist? :hmmm:

[REDHOTGTO]

Dallas' problem

[scho63]

.......still wasting our time with worthless threads! :cuss:

[jjchieffan]

I'm watching Inside the NFL right now and they were clowning Cassel big time. Lol. They started out the segment showing a Rockette. They said Rockettes are pretty. Matt Cassel passes, not so much. Then showed him throwing a horrible interception against the Jets. Then it shows them on the sideline with Garrett encouraging him by saying good job, but that pass needed to be 3 feet higher. Smh. How on earth is that man still starting in the NFL???

[Saccopoo]

I'm watching Inside the NFL right now and they were clowning Cassel big time. Lol. They started out the segment showing a Rockette. They said Rockettes are pretty. Matt Cassel passes, not so much. Then showed him throwing a horrible interception against the Jets. Then it shows them on the sideline with Garrett encouraging him by saying good job, but that pass needed to be 3 feet higher. Smh. How on earth is that man still starting in the NFL???

You know who the current starting QB is for the Ravens, correct?

It's because every team other than your favorite team has Johnny Unitas on it. And because your team has complete and utter dog shit at the QB position and everyone else's team has Unitas starting for them, well, that's just the way it is and there should be fifteen new threads daily about how the QB sucks because he's not Johnny Fucking Unitas.

[jjchieffan]

I'm not saying that at all. And I'm not sure what you're getting at. I'm not a Cowboys fan at all. I'm a diehard Chiefs fan. I know that Smith isn't Johnny Unitas but I also don't think he's complete dogshit either. The Cowboys have a good QB, but he's on IR. And their backups behind him were so bad that they had to trade for a starter. I just can't believe that they gave up a draft pick for Cassel. He is complete dogshit. Blaine Gabbert is doing better for San Francisco than Cassel is doing for crying out loud and he was complete dogshit in Jacksonville. They would've done better bringing 40 something year old Brett Favre out of retirement than to waste a draft pick on Matt friggin Cassel.

[ThaVirus]

I understand that jobs are on the line and no higher-ups in a billion dollar franchise are going to be down with tanking, but when you find yourself entertaining the idea of trading draft picks for Matt Cassel it's probably best to just lose out for draft position.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

People are frightened of the Jets yet a Casselberry Kellen Moore combo beats them if not for blowing a blatant Fitz fumble late in the game.

[Pablo]

Matt really shits his pants in truly awesome ways. Love watching him play. Never know what you're gonna get!