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eDave
12-25-2015, 02:40 AM
Let's give away some of eDave's bonus money!
If I may, I really enjoy fucking around here with you fine Ladies and Gentlemen. More-so with the ladies.
I'd like to gift a $100 gift card to the poster with the post count of 274 in this thread. Last years recipients preferred a Visa gift card. I'm down with whatever works for you. My only requirement is that you REP smellypitts and send a note to Lewdog, Why Not? and PsykoTek telling them how cool they are. Phoenix crew is best crew.
Merry Christmas my online friends. CP has been a Godsend for me this year.
Forever yours,
David
PS: Katipan, if you outsmart me again I'm going to.... Crap, I don't know.
New World Order
12-25-2015, 03:00 AM
Pitt Man deserves to be out of the red.
LewDog is the man, but everyone knows that.
eDave
12-25-2015, 03:00 AM
Innovative
Almost there! Hey Mav! You are solid. You took some shit. Mad respect or hanging in there. +1 poster for sure.
Almost there! Hey Mav! You are solid. You took some shit. Mad respect or hanging in there. +1 poster for sure.
Thanks brother! Always enjoyed your posts! Get anything cool for Christmas?
eDave
12-25-2015, 03:02 AM
Thanks brother! Always enjoyed your posts! Get anything cool for Christmas?
Lonely Christmas this year. Dad sent me a crock pot. I did a roast yesterday. I need my momma.
Lonely Christmas this year. Dad sent me a crock pot. I did a roast yesterday. I need my momma.
Sad face. I hear that. My mom passed away in 2012.
cosmo20002
12-25-2015, 03:21 AM
Let's give away some of eDave's bonus money!
If I may, I really enjoy ****ing around here with you fine Gentlemen. More-so with the ladies (you know who you are PB).
I'd like to gift a $100 gift card to the poster with the post count of 274 in this thread. Last years recipients preferred a Visa gift card. I'm down with whatever works for you. My only requirement is that you REP smellypitts and send a note to Lewdog and Why Not? telling them how cool they are. Phoenix crew is best crew.
Merry Christmas my online friends. CP has been a Godsend for me this year.
Love,
David
PS: Katipan, if you outsmart me again I'm going to....
Wait a sec...you have to have a post count of 274 to win?
That's really going to limit the number of possible winners.
Just trying to help you avoid another controversy...
eDave
12-25-2015, 03:26 AM
Wait a sec...you have to have a post count of 274 to win?
That's really going to limit the number of possible winners.
Just trying to help you avoid another controversy...
Crap. Thank you. Post number 274, in this thread, gets you some of my bonus. I'll do Paypal too.
Cosmo man. This guy fucks. Reading comprehension sucks though. So the dickheads in DC say. :dorkface:
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 03:45 AM
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New World Order
12-25-2015, 03:45 AM
You the man eDave!
eDave
12-25-2015, 03:50 AM
http://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/what-the-hell.jpg
Free money bra! I'm watching Caddyshack at 2:30 AM. One eye closed.
#chosen_one
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 03:53 AM
<------- lol didnt take that long.Half the bars gone...I've typed something 621 times ?!
ChiliConCarnage
12-25-2015, 04:08 AM
If I may, I really enjoy fucking around here with you fine Gentlemen. More-so with the ladies (you know who you are PB).
Prison Bitch?! wat. :Lin:
ChiliConCarnage
12-25-2015, 04:10 AM
<------- lol didnt take that long.Half the bars gone...I've typed something 621 times ?!
It doesn't say it has to be positive rep :p it's working out for you so far though
eDave
12-25-2015, 04:17 AM
It doesn't say it has to be positive rep :p it's working out for you so far though
True. Positive please.
Passing out here boss.
LiveSteam
12-25-2015, 04:39 AM
Santa just got up and Wake & Baked. Now to put together Barbies dream whore house.
Edit/// Barbies dream crack house.
Instructions say to sniff glue
eDave
12-25-2015, 05:18 AM
Santa just got up and Wake & Baked. Now to put together Barbies dream whore house.
Edit/// Barbies dream crack house.
Instructions say to sniff glue
I don't know why you get so much shit for meth. Meth rocks man. Meth all day everyday is my motto.
Rock the Santa thing man.
cabletech94
12-25-2015, 05:39 AM
just had a autistic meltdown because kiddo woke up 10 minutes ago and saw santa came. doesn't understand the concept of 7 am. FML, but merry xmas to you degenerates!!! ;)
Why Not?
12-25-2015, 06:38 AM
Merry Xmas buddy!
Coochie liquor
12-25-2015, 06:51 AM
Merry Christmas everyone. We're going to my daughters to watch my grand daughter open presents, then back here to open more. I really don't care for Christmas too much anymore, but it's the first one that my grand daughter can actually open her own presents so it's better than most. Bless up too you eDave and all the CP hoodlums.
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:03 AM
Merry Chrismas everyone. As usual, I'm the only one up in the Flachief house. Just fired up the smoker for the Duck that has been brining for 24 hours. We're doing our gift exchange after we eat, then it's off to see the Grandkids.
I hope everyone has a blessed day
Over Yonder
12-25-2015, 07:05 AM
Wait a sec...you have to have a post count of 274 to win?
That's really going to limit the number of possible winners.
Just trying to help you avoid another controversy...
Guess I better post so I can see my post count. Its gotta be close!! LOL
Merry Christmas all!!
BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 08:16 AM
Dave is a good dude and he has the best name! :D
lewdog
12-25-2015, 08:31 AM
ROFL
Disabling private messages.
Bugeater
12-25-2015, 08:47 AM
Fuck, we're not even close to 274 yet. You guys all suck. Well except for Lewdog. Lewdog is awesome.
mdchiefsfan
12-25-2015, 09:59 AM
Let's get this rolling!!!
mdchiefsfan
12-25-2015, 09:59 AM
I got the 27 part.
ROFL
Disabling private messages.
Ha! I got in there....
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 10:21 AM
I can't rep anyone, but I guess I can get you all closer to the prize
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 10:22 AM
Anyone have big Christmas plans?
Anyone have big Christmas plans?
We are having an Italian style Christmas dinner at my in laws. You?
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 10:33 AM
#33 bumpski
RealSNR
12-25-2015, 10:35 AM
All you Phoenix Planeteers do is talk about how you can never live anywhere else because it gets too cold.
Fuck you all. Cold weather is good for the soul, and if you weren't a bunch of liver-lipped Eric Winston vagina faces, you'd understand that drenching heat isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
J Diddy
12-25-2015, 10:36 AM
you fuck a guy in the ass 1 time and you are branded a fag for life.
J Diddy
12-25-2015, 10:37 AM
All you Phoenix Planeteers do is talk about how you can never live anywhere else because it gets too cold.
**** you all. Cold weather is good for the soul, and if you weren't a bunch of liver-lipped Eric Winston vagina faces, you'd understand that drenching heat isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
My future mother in law lives in phoenix. My future mother in law is a bitch. I must conclude that everyone in phoenix is a bitch.
JoeyChuckles
12-25-2015, 10:39 AM
My future mother in law lives in phoenix. My future mother in law is a bitch. I must conclude that everyone in phoenix is a bitch.
This is correct and why I moved back to KC.
Why Not?
12-25-2015, 10:42 AM
All you Phoenix Planeteers do is talk about how you can never live anywhere else because it gets too cold.
**** you all. Cold weather is good for the soul, and if you weren't a bunch of liver-lipped Eric Winston vagina faces, you'd understand that drenching heat isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
Fuck you! I was in Flagstaff where it was 15 degrees last night. I can handle cold
Why Not?
12-25-2015, 10:43 AM
My future mother in law lives in phoenix. My future mother in law is a bitch. I must conclude that everyone in phoenix is a bitch.
**** you, as well
Why Not?
12-25-2015, 10:44 AM
This is correct and why I moved back to KC.
Just fuck all you guys!
Merry Christmas, CP. Never change.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 10:45 AM
We are having an Italian style Christmas dinner at my in laws. You?
I'm cooking a ham for a small Christmas dinner at my mom's. Should be a good time.
J Diddy
12-25-2015, 10:50 AM
**** you, as well
You sure are pretty sensitive. Bitches are pretty sensitive. I am not calling you a bitch because I don't want to hurt your feelings anymore than I have (and for fucksake it's Christmas) but there are some similarities.
mdchiefsfan
12-25-2015, 10:54 AM
Can't wait to get the visiting everyone over with. Best part of Christmas is lounging around with the fam and tipping a few back without a care.
Coochie liquor
12-25-2015, 10:54 AM
All you Phoenix Planeteers do is talk about how you can never live anywhere else because it gets too cold.
Fuck you all. Cold weather is good for the soul, and if you weren't a bunch of liver-lipped Eric Winston vagina faces, you'd understand that drenching heat isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
Not in Phoenix, but fuck the cold anyway. Merry Christmas form the Sunshine State
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RealSNR
12-25-2015, 11:13 AM
Fuck you! I was in Flagstaff where it was 15 degrees last night. I can handle cold
Oh how nice! 15 degrees, eh?
Sometimes I lie awake during nights in January and February DREAMING of 15 degree weather! Just for a few hours!
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 11:26 AM
No one wants the gift card.
lewdog
12-25-2015, 11:28 AM
All you Phoenix Planeteers do is talk about how you can never live anywhere else because it gets too cold.
Fuck you all. Cold weather is good for the soul, and if you weren't a bunch of liver-lipped Eric Winston vagina faces, you'd understand that drenching heat isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
I lived in Montana most of my life so you have no room to talk. I know what cold is and it's lame.....
like you.
Over Yonder
12-25-2015, 11:50 AM
All you Phoenix Planeteers do is talk about how you can never live anywhere else because it gets too cold.
**** you all. Cold weather is good for the soul, and if you weren't a bunch of liver-lipped Eric Winston vagina faces, you'd understand that drenching heat isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
My cousin married a dentist from Phoenix. So I now have family in that southwest oven. She says "Its 120, but feels more like 118" ROFL
Anyways, figured I'd just bump this one along:)
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 12:14 PM
86 degrees here.....I could go for some cooler weather right about now
BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 12:15 PM
I've lived in Missouri and Ohio most of my life.
FUCK SNOW AND COLD.
I'd like to go the rest of my life and never see another snowflake.
eDave
12-25-2015, 12:46 PM
It would appear that I had too many Manhattan's last night.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 12:47 PM
It would appear that I had too many Manhattan's last night.
McCormick's whiskey?
lewdog
12-25-2015, 12:49 PM
I've lived in Missouri and Ohio most of my life.
FUCK SNOW AND COLD.
I'd like to go the rest of my life and never see another snowflake.
Sounds like you're moving! Congrats.
ChiliConCarnage
12-25-2015, 01:52 PM
It would appear that I had too many Manhattan's last night.
:)
eDave
12-25-2015, 02:00 PM
Let's get dlphg9 out of the red.
Nice job with Smellypitts.
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 02:28 PM
just saying: I've given like 27 positive reps ( no negative at all)
since November.
most of you should know who you are/that is
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 02:29 PM
You're a good boy Dave.
I hope that your very considerate donation goes to someone who is truly needing and deserving of such generosity during the holiday season.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 02:32 PM
You're a good boy Dave.
I hope that your very considerate donation goes to someone who is truly needing and deserving of such generosity during the holiday season.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
:) and you're a kiss-up:D
:) and you're a kiss-up:D
Careful sir. Antagonist behavior leads to the dark side....
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 02:40 PM
just saying: I've given like 27 positive reps ( no negative at all)
since November.
most of you should know who you are/that is
Here's another plus rep boost for your Perry Ferrell/Ice T cover of Sly and the Family Stone song. That was terrific! Made me realize how absolutely fantastic Ferrell was at his prime. Nothing's Shocking should be on everyone's top 100 list.
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Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 02:43 PM
:) and you're a kiss-up:D
If I were to win, which I will make sure that I don't (just trying to get this to the magic number), I would have Dave send it to his local animal shelter. Those poor, lonely things need love and attention as much as anything else in life.
Hoopsdoc
12-25-2015, 03:00 PM
Winner winner chicken dinner!!!!
Dinny Bossa Nova
12-25-2015, 03:30 PM
So, yeah.
We're on to Valentine's Day.
Christmas food gives me pleasurable gas emissions.
Cel-ebrate good Obama c'mon !
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 03:40 PM
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eDave
12-25-2015, 04:11 PM
Here is Radiohead's submission for the James Bond theme in Spectre.
https://soundcloud.com/radiohead/spectre
big nasty kcnut
12-25-2015, 04:20 PM
Ok in it to win it.
MAYHEM
12-25-2015, 04:20 PM
Nice move eDave. In for the win.
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 04:21 PM
Here is Radiohead's submission for the James Bond theme in Spectre.
https://soundcloud.com/radiohead/spectre
You wanna see how not to win eDave's bonus money?:
Radiohead sucks.
eDave
12-25-2015, 04:24 PM
You wanna see how not to win eDave's bonus money?:
Radiohead sucks.
Not appreciating the bested, most awesomest band in the history of bands does not disqualify you.
In fact, your post concerning the sheltered animals has me rooting for you. Shitty musical taste or not. :)
Stinger
12-25-2015, 04:29 PM
Just helping this thread move along...... Watch A Mod lock this thread at 273. LMAO
DaNewGuy
12-25-2015, 04:40 PM
Dave dat MVP
mdchiefsfan
12-25-2015, 04:41 PM
Man, this is moving rather slowly lol
RealSNR
12-25-2015, 05:05 PM
I lived in Montana most of my life so you have no room to talk. I know what cold is and it's lame.....
like you.
Move back north and let's hang out
Mr. Flopnuts
12-25-2015, 05:16 PM
The fuck is wrong with you guys? Hurry up and post so I can lock it at 273.
The fuck is wrong with you guys? Hurry up and post so I can lock it at 273.
Merry Christmas Scrooge!
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 05:27 PM
The fuck is wrong with you guys? Hurry up and post so I can lock it at 273.
What about the puppies and little kitties in the shelter?
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 05:30 PM
What about the puppies and little kitties in the shelter?
They can breed more later. It's not like they'll run out of them
BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 05:46 PM
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BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 05:48 PM
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BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 05:49 PM
84
BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 05:59 PM
Sounds like you're moving! Congrats.
Ha! I wish.
I'd like to get back to Florida, where my son is. :(
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 06:02 PM
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Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 06:04 PM
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dlphg9
12-25-2015, 06:05 PM
When I get home I'm getting this thing where it needs to go.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 06:06 PM
Rep at -13941
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 06:07 PM
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eDave
12-25-2015, 06:08 PM
No spamming
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 06:09 PM
LMAO
It was at like -15900 or something like that
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 06:10 PM
No spamming
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Bugeater
12-25-2015, 06:13 PM
It was at like -15900 or something like that
Now it's even lower.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 06:14 PM
Now it's even lower.
Lol asshole
Bugeater
12-25-2015, 06:14 PM
Green rep doesn't mean anything if no one is in the red.
Toby Waller
12-25-2015, 06:19 PM
It was at like -15900 or something like that
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Coochie liquor
12-25-2015, 06:23 PM
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Is it wrong that my sister-in-law bent over to pickup some wrapping paper and I saw her boobs down her shirt. I mean I could have looked away I guess?
SAUTO
12-25-2015, 06:25 PM
Is it wrong that my sister-in-law bent over to pickup some wrapping paper and I saw her boobs down her shirt. I mean I could have looked away I guess?
Probably on purpose.
eDave
12-25-2015, 06:26 PM
Is it wrong that my sister-in-law bent over to pickup some wrapping paper and I saw her boobs down her shirt. I mean I could have looked away I guess?
She single?
Probably on purpose.
:hmmm:
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 06:28 PM
Is it wrong that my sister-in-law bent over to pickup some wrapping paper and I saw her boobs down her shirt. I mean I could have looked away I guess?
Good show?
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 06:29 PM
Is it wrong that my sister-in-law bent over to pickup some wrapping paper and I saw her boobs down her shirt. I mean I could have looked away I guess?
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What you don't like boobs?
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 06:36 PM
What you don't like boobs?
Not the ones my brother and his kids have been sucking on.
You're a pervy bastard, aren't you?
Not the ones my brother and his kids have been sucking on.
You're a pervy bastard, aren't you?
Lmao
Not the ones my brother and his kids have been sucking on.
You're a pervy bastard, aren't you?
Wife's sister and prolly.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 06:41 PM
So what's everyone's best gift they received this year
So what's everyone's best gift they received this year
Honestly, new socks. I love em
BigMeatballDave
12-25-2015, 06:52 PM
Nothing. I'd rather people not make a fuss.
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 06:55 PM
So what's everyone's best gift they received this year
Blow job with a prostate tickle at the same time.
Blow job with a prostate tickle at the same time.
Classic :clap:
Coochie liquor
12-25-2015, 07:06 PM
So what's everyone's best gift they received this year
Got a new Porter Cable drill and impact driver set, and am gonna get a hell of a bj soon as family leaves for the night.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 07:18 PM
Just asked for one. It's a no go lol. She said fuck you I'm gonna go to sleep
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 07:23 PM
Just asked for one. It's a no go lol. She said fuck you I'm gonna go to sleep
Merry Christmas.
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 07:24 PM
Got a new Porter Cable drill and impact driver set, and am gonna get a hell of a bj soon as family leaves for the night.
So, wait, if the family leaves, who's giving you the blow job?
What kind of accessories came with that drill?
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:26 PM
So what's everyone's best gift they received this year
I told the Mrs that I didn't want anything, but I had shown some interest in getting a drone a year or so ago. Guess what i've been playing with today? And no, not my pee-pee.
I swear that woman has the memory of an elephant
Mennonite
12-25-2015, 07:27 PM
Just asked for one. It's a no go lol.
Well, obviously you didn't read Bill Cosby's recipe for "Eggnog Roofie Surprise" in this classic Christmas issue of JET.
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dlphg9
12-25-2015, 07:28 PM
I told the Mrs that I didn't want anything, but I had shown some interest in getting a drone a year or so ago. Guess what i've been playing with today? And no, not my pee-pee.
I swear that woman has the memory of an elephant
I have been thinking about getting a drone just to fly around for some fun. I'm assuming you like yours
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 07:29 PM
Well, obviously you didn't read Bill Cosby's recipe for "Eggnog Roofie Surprise" in this classic Christmas issue of JET.
http://114.imagebam.com/download/IgQ9vmI_jI-g5_pwcsCP8A/45451/454501136/0_cb12f_8fbad134_XXL.png
Could I just hit her in the head with a cast iron skillet? Not hard enough to kill her, but hard enough to knock her unconscious
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:30 PM
I have been thinking about getting a drone just to fly around for some fun. I'm assuming you like yours
I'm sure I will as soon as learn to fly the thing
I told the Mrs that I didn't want anything, but I had shown some interest in getting a drone a year or so ago. Guess what i've been playing with today? And no, not my pee-pee.
I swear that woman has the memory of an elephant
Watched the neighbor kid stick his in a tree, he was able to climb it and get it free. Looked pretty cool but would take some practice flying it.
KChiefs1
12-25-2015, 07:34 PM
I told the Mrs that I didn't want anything, but I had shown some interest in getting a drone a year or so ago. Guess what i've been playing with today? And no, not my pee-pee.
I swear that woman has the memory of an elephant
Can you spy on neighbors with that?
My dog disappeared a year ago & I swear I hear her barking at my neighbor's secluded bungalow in a forest.
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:34 PM
Watched the neighbor kid stick his in a tree, he was able to climb it and get it free. Looked pretty cool but would take some practice flying it.
Yeah, I'm taking it slow, the controls are real touchy. I'm just working on taking off and hovering right now
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 07:36 PM
What kind did you get?
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:36 PM
Can you spy on neighbors with that?
My dog disappeared a year ago & I swear I hear her barking at my neighbor's secluded bungalow in a forest.
It has a built in camera with smart phone interface, so I'd say yes
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:37 PM
What kind did you get?
Swift Stream Z-10
Yeah, I'm taking it slow, the controls are real touchy. I'm just working on taking off and hovering right now
I think his is pretty cheap and got out of range when he put it in the tree. I also saw him do a complete roll and land it on the trunk of a car at close range, I had no idea they could do that.
lewdog
12-25-2015, 07:40 PM
It was at like -15900 or something like that
What's it at now?
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 07:42 PM
What's it at now?
-14918 lol. Thanks. Ass
FlaChief58
12-25-2015, 07:43 PM
I think his is pretty cheap and got out of range when he put it in the tree. I also saw him do a complete roll and land it on the trunk of a car at close range, I had no idea they could do that.
Mine is supposed to be able to do that too, but I don't want to break it already
Mennonite
12-25-2015, 07:43 PM
Could I just hit her in the head with a cast iron skillet? Not hard enough to kill her, but hard enough to knock her unconscious
Hmmm...let me check through my back issues.
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Yep, you should be good to go. Just make sure that you don't hit her so hard that she can't wash the skillet after you're finished.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 07:45 PM
Lol
TambaBerry
12-25-2015, 08:04 PM
Damn too late, I always miss the cool stuff
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 08:33 PM
Damn too late, I always miss the cool stuff
Still have awhile to go
ChiliConCarnage
12-25-2015, 08:37 PM
Rep at -13941
Whoa. Who pushed it that deep?
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 08:43 PM
Whoa. Who pushed it that deep?
I was a bad boy
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 09:25 PM
No one wants this do they?
hometeam
12-25-2015, 09:26 PM
winn
SAUTO
12-25-2015, 09:30 PM
Wut?
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 09:32 PM
Another post for the puppies.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 09:33 PM
ANyone wanna have a wrestling tournament at my place tomorrow night?
SAUTO
12-25-2015, 09:33 PM
ANyone wanna have a wrestling tournament at my place tomorrow night?
I would like to know the rules prior to commitment.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 09:39 PM
I would like to know the rules prior to commitment.
All nude. No girls allowed. This is a man's event.
TambaBerry
12-25-2015, 09:40 PM
148
SAUTO
12-25-2015, 09:42 PM
All nude. No girls allowed. This is a man's event.
Ok I'll probably pass at that point...
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 09:42 PM
Ok I'll probably pass at that point...
Because you can't cheat and grab on to clothes?
SAUTO
12-25-2015, 09:44 PM
Because you can't cheat and grab on to clothes?
You hit the nail on the head.
It turns out that "you look like you enjoy sucking dick" isn't a great line to use on tinder chicks.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 09:55 PM
It turns out that "you look like you enjoy sucking dick" isn't a great line to use on tinder chicks.
Wtf do they expect you to say?
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 10:01 PM
All nude. No girls allowed. This is a man's event.
Old school...I like it!
http://www.thecultureconcept.com/circle/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/P0012.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/64/54/2f/64542f0f9dfa015ba3f0cd4c39881f73.jpg
http://quatr.us/greeks/games/pictures/wrestlersuffizi.jpg
Saccopoo
12-25-2015, 10:04 PM
It turns out that "you look like you enjoy sucking dick" isn't a great line to use on tinder chicks.
Dude...come on man.
That's not right.
You have to put it up as a challenge. Women love that.
"You look like my last girlfriend. She was really pretty and gave the best blowjobs I've ever had."
In like Flint.
http://blog-imgs-82.fc2.com/m/i/c/micchii/20150902200201e3a.jpg
big nasty kcnut
12-25-2015, 10:38 PM
Remember on tinder women like it when you tell them they got a booty good enough to ass to mouth.
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 10:47 PM
Remember on tinder women like it when you tell them they got a booty good enough to ass to mouth.
I don't know what it is, but I just can't get myself to lick an asshole lol
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 10:58 PM
Damn slow day today.
go bo
12-25-2015, 11:08 PM
I don't know why you get so much shit for meth. Meth rocks man. Meth all day everyday is my motto.
Rock the Santa thing man.
i know it's christmas and all, but fuck me!
speed kills was the word in the 60's and it's still true today... :(
if you're one of the lucky ones that can try something a few times and then quit, even if you rrrreallllly like it, then i suppose meth is ok...
but it's taken its toll on my wife's family over the years and afaiac, it sucks donkey tail, ball, cock, and hooves while snorkeling in a septic pit...
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 11:33 PM
Is someone selling meth
SPchief
12-25-2015, 11:44 PM
Awesome
thinking about cracking open a mikes hard lemonade. No I'm not a preteen girl either - thanks for asking
dlphg9
12-25-2015, 11:45 PM
Awesome
Are you talking to me? I know I'm awesome.
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 12:01 AM
thinking about cracking open a mikes hard lemonade. No I'm not a preteen girl either - thanks for asking
Are you a teenage girl?
LiveSteam
12-26-2015, 12:14 AM
Are you a teenage girl?
You're confusing Lil S with Cosmo
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 12:15 AM
You're confusing Lil S with Cosmo
Dibs on Cosmo! She's 18 right?
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 12:21 AM
So ready.
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 12:22 AM
So ready.
Back off dude. This is mine to win
Saccopoo
12-26-2015, 12:26 AM
Back off dude. This is mine to win
Bump up for the kittens in the shelter.
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 12:37 AM
So ready.
Back off dude. This is mine to win
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 12:38 AM
Bump up for the kittens in the shelter.
I'll eat them
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 12:39 AM
Ok I'm going to bed. No one post past 270 until I get back.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 12:58 AM
Sorry game on.
KChiefs1
12-26-2015, 01:03 AM
Ok I'm going to bed. No one post past 270 until I get back.
I'm going to bed too. Can't win at these type of challenges anyway.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:10 AM
So better show flash or supergirl.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:11 AM
Flash is.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:12 AM
Why?
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:13 AM
Flash has hotter women.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:13 AM
Supergirl hot the rest nope.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:14 AM
Better dc comic connection.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:16 AM
Flash has the rogues. Supergirl has her aunt? No kryptonite man or darkseid?
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:16 AM
3rd better plots
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:17 AM
The flash has zoom to worry about supergirl has to worry about her boss cranky ass.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:18 AM
Four. The flash has joe west as a mentor. Supergirl has none.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:19 AM
The only thing supergirl has is nice sexy legs that would lick up and down like a sundae.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:19 AM
Also why everybody so tight about helping me.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:20 AM
I have cp and I have worked hard all my life and gave more then been given.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:21 AM
Yet when I try to hype my fundraiser I get shut down.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:21 AM
I thought we were tight.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:21 AM
Yet I get called names and stuff.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:22 AM
My motto is by hook or by crooks I will survive.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:24 AM
Yet if I can't rely on friends who will help me.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:25 AM
Ok top ten babes.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:25 AM
1. Lindsey stirling.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:26 AM
Anna kornecova
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:26 AM
3.brooke burnes
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:27 AM
4.maria sharapova
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:27 AM
5.martina mcbride
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:27 AM
6.hayley atwell
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:28 AM
7. Taylor swift
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:29 AM
8.tie L.E.J three woman band from france.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:29 AM
9.kimberley guilfoyal
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:30 AM
10. S.e.cupp
TimBone
12-26-2015, 01:30 AM
Go to bed, Nut.
eDave
12-26-2015, 01:30 AM
Dude. I can't let you win like this. Sorry bud but please be fair.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:31 AM
So ever had a dream that you swore it was like having sex with someone?
LiveSteam
12-26-2015, 01:31 AM
No way. Nuts on a roll and its funny.
big nasty kcnut
12-26-2015, 01:31 AM
E dave ok.
eDave
12-26-2015, 01:32 AM
E dave ok.
Thanks man. You know I love you my friend.
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 01:35 AM
https://45.media.tumblr.com/68f4bcc1bc65b1dacfe8e8b89568a482/tumblr_nsh5mbxJVG1uaotioo1_500.gif
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 01:39 AM
Speed Racist
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Speed-Racist-by-Cyanide-Happiness-Is-Like-Speed-Racer-but..-Hotter.jpg
At this point Dave you should just pick someone's random post.
I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah.
Big Sexy was trying to cheat!
Why post 274 Dave? Any significance behind that?
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 02:04 AM
Why post 274 Dave? Any significance behind that?
http://sacredscribesangelnumbers.blogspot.com/2011/08/angel-number-274.html
Number 274 is a blend of the attributes and vibrations of number 2, number 7 and number 4. Number 2 brings its energies of intuition and insight, service to others, diplomacy and mediation, duality and balance faith and trust, and serving your Divine life purpose and soul mission. Number 7 lends its vibrations of inner-knowing and inner-wisdom, mysticism, spiritual awakening, development and enlightenment, persistence of purpose and determination, and manifesting good fortune. Number 4 resonates with honesty and integrity, practicality and application, hard work and responsibility, traditional values, effort, diligence and determination to achieve goals. Number 4 also relates to our drive, passion and purpose.
Angel Number 274 is a message from your angels that the hard work and effort you have expelled in the past is now reaping rewards, and you are to be congratulated for your diligence, persistence and forethought. You have been growing and expanding on all levels, and you are now manifesting your wishes. Be grateful for your blessings and rewards and enjoy the fruits of your labour.
The repeating Angel Number 274 is a message that it is a wonderful time for you in many ways, and your angels encourage you to enjoy your experiences and blessings. Keep up the great work to continue manifesting abundance.
Angel Number 274 tells you to "keep up the great work!" Keep your thoughts positive and focused as they are having wonderful effects on your life. Your intuition has been strong and you have used your inner-knowing and inner-wisdom constructively and productively. Well done!
Angel Number 274 asks that you continue to have faith and trust in your abilities, skills and talents, and know that you are walking your life path and serving your life mission with purpose and persistence.
Put your focus on believing that you will achieve success and positive results, and put your energy into taking positive action towards your goals.
New World Order
12-26-2015, 02:11 AM
Does anything ever get by Pitt Man? The guy is a machine.
Nutt man really was on a roll though.
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 02:40 AM
nasty mcspam
New World Order
12-26-2015, 03:02 AM
nasty mcspam
Pitt Man who are your picks for the following games:
Pitt/Not sure, too lazy to look it up. Baltimore?
KC/Cle
NY Jets/NE
Denver/Cin
When I wake up, I believe we will have found our winner winner chicken dinner. Good luck!
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 03:19 AM
Pitt Man who are your picks for the following games:
Pitt/Not sure, too lazy to look it up. Baltimore?
KC/Cle
NY Jets/NE
Denver/Cin
Pitt,Jets,Denver,KC
but I'm picking Giants to beat Minn.
Pitt,Jets,Denver,KC
but I'm picking Giants to beat Minn.
I like those picks, but I honestly don't see the Jets beating the Patriots. I think Fitzpatrick is bound to have like a 3 or 4 turnover game.
New World Order
12-26-2015, 03:23 AM
I like those picks, but I honestly don't see the Jets beating the Patriots. I think Fitzpatrick is bound to have like a 3 or 4 turnover game.
Then KC should be in!
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 03:25 AM
I like those picks, but I honestly don't see the Jets beating the Patriots. I think Fitzpatrick is bound to have like a 3 or 4 turnover game.
Then KC should be in!
of course that wont happen-Jets Losing- you know youll have to sweat till week 17
Toby Waller
12-26-2015, 03:27 AM
22 to go....I'm out of thread
New World Order
12-26-2015, 03:29 AM
of course that wont happen-Jets Losing- you know youll have to sweat till week 17
I think Jets lose their next 2.
listopencil
12-26-2015, 03:47 AM
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dlphg9
12-26-2015, 06:58 AM
Well I'm back yo
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 07:06 AM
Well now I'm going back to bed yo
ChiliConCarnage
12-26-2015, 07:36 AM
This thread had burst
BigMeatballDave
12-26-2015, 07:50 AM
Good morning fags!
:)
TambaBerry
12-26-2015, 08:16 AM
So close
lewdog
12-26-2015, 08:18 AM
EDave just texted me and said to move the number to 569.
BigMeatballDave
12-26-2015, 08:20 AM
EDave just texted me and said to move the number to 569.
LMAO
EDave just texted me and said to move the number to 569.
Liar!
lewdog
12-26-2015, 08:51 AM
Liar!
The only thing I am leaving out is the nudes attached to that text.
Bugeater
12-26-2015, 08:51 AM
God damnit.
Nzoner
12-26-2015, 08:56 AM
Well hell I'll be at the casino later might as well start gambling now.
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 09:07 AM
You all are worthless. I go back to bed, wake up and find like 5 more messages lol
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 09:07 AM
This thread had burst
It was all Nut
It was all Nut
Go back to sleep!
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 09:14 AM
Go back to sleep!
Hush up, Mav. I am in this to win this.
Hush up, Mav. I am in this to win this.
Fine.... Sighs
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 09:16 AM
Fine.... Sighs
Although I am really tired still
Saccopoo
12-26-2015, 09:38 AM
It's going to be a shame if nasty doesn't win this. That was a quality burst. I hope he's not totally passed out on his bathroom floor and doesn't get a shot at this.
I might have to keep posting and try for the win and then decide who needs it more - big nasty nut or the puppies and kittens at the shelter.
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 09:40 AM
It's going to be a shame if nasty doesn't win this. That was a quality burst. I hope he's not totally passed out on his bathroom floor and doesn't get a shot at this.
I might have to keep posting and try for the win and then decide who needs it more - big nasty nut or the puppies and kittens at the shelter.
Is that a challenge?
TambaBerry
12-26-2015, 09:43 AM
This thing still going?
dlphg9
12-26-2015, 09:49 AM
This thing still going?
Yes. Kind of like the last years of Al Davis' life.
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