Best Vodka for Chicks

[Saccopoo]

I don't drink vodka but rarely, but I'm dating this wonderful young lady who has a penchant for vodka tonics.

I like Tito's when I have had it, but it's not pretty enough for her.

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What's the direction I should head as I saunter down the distilled liquor isle?

[FRCDFED]

I don't drink vodka but rarely, but I'm dating this wonderful young lady who has a penchant for vodka tonics.

I like Tito's when I have had it, but it's not pretty enough for her.

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What's the direction I should head as I saunter down the distilled liquor isle?

Three Olive Cherry Vodka

[Coochie liquor]

Grey Goose, Rain, or Zing

[seclark]

Chick doesn't want to drink the booze I have, she can buy her own.
Sec

[Coochie liquor]

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[big nasty kcnut]

Whateever it is make sure it is grape made not flavored ok. You'll thank me later.

[Mennonite]

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...is this made by Summer's Eve?

[dlphg9]

Three Olive Cherry Vodka

I was going to suggest something from Three Olives as well, but don't think that'd mix well with tonic.

Smirnoff vodka? I guess it looks decent

[DaKCMan AP]

I drink Titos. My fiance likes Grey Goose.

[Potato]

Chicks like grey goose and skyy cause they're both smooth but the best bang for the buck is svedka and when I'm feeling rich I buy kettle one.

[Coochie liquor]

Also Russian standard

[Unsmooth-Moment]

Kettle one for me, but I'm not a chick.

[vailpass]

Let her know you are interested in learning what she likes and that you look forward to her bringing a bottle of the vodka of her choice next time she visits...

[Chief_For_Life58]

Burnetts

[scho63]

Ask Bill Cosby......

[LOCOChief]

Deep Eddy Ruby Red + lite cran grape

[Saccopoo]

Let her know you are interested in learning what she likes and that you look forward to her bringing a bottle of the vodka of her choice next time she visits...

I'm a suave mother fucker and should know this shit in advance so that when she shows up tomorrow afternoon looking to get her drunk on and have sexy time, I'm fucking ready to go.

I'm liking the looks of that Summer's Eve vodka bottle. That thing is screaming sex to me.

[Psyko Tek]

vodka is vodka, not like it's beer

see if the wine and more, ( semi high end liquor store) in your area
has vodka tasting or something, fun date?

[Simply Red]

Zima brah

[ThaVirus]

Pinnacle whipped cream

[Saccopoo]

vodka is vodka, not like it's beer

see if the wine and more, ( semi high end liquor store) in your area
has vodka tasting or something, fun date?

Tasting?! Hahahahahaha...

In Utah....

Hahahahahahahaha....

It's vodka. All I care about is the sexiness of the bottle. That makes it taste better. I'm so all over the phallus Rain bottle. I hope they carry it here.

Oh, and what shots are hot for chicks these days?

Irish Car Bomb?

What else?

I plan on making Mai Tai's, because I make the best freaking Mai Tai's on the planet, but what's other good shots that chicks might like?

[retkim]

Beluga vodka if you want to impress her.

[Buzz]

I'm a suave mother ****er and should know this shit in advance so that when she shows up tomorrow afternoon looking to get her drunk on and have sexy time, I'm ****ing ready to go.

I'm liking the looks of that Summer's Eve vodka bottle. That thing is screaming sex to me.

and you called me a perv, hell, I just saw some boobs? Good luck with the alcohol rape.

[vailpass]

I'm a suave mother ****er and should know this shit in advance so that when she shows up tomorrow afternoon looking to get her drunk on and have sexy time, I'm ****ing ready to go.

I'm liking the looks of that Summer's Eve vodka bottle. That thing is screaming sex to me.

Then run your game as you will. Rock out with your cock out...

[jspchief]

Ciroc, Belvedere, Chopin, Goose, Svedka

[Saccopoo]

and you called me a perv, hell, I just saw some boobs? Good luck with the alcohol rape.

Thanks!

I plan on getting drunk as hell, because she's already said she's going to rape the shit out of me. I've been sending her pictures of my whips and tie down straps...I'm just going to give her free reign with whatever she wants to do. Anal probes, whatever...

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[Buzz]

Thanks!

I plan on getting drunk as hell, because she's already said she's going to rape the shit out of me. I've been sending her pictures of my whips and tie down straps...I'm just going to give her free reign with whatever she wants to do. Anal probes, whatever...

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KC Native, that you?

[dlphg9]

Tasting?! Hahahahahaha...

In Utah....

Hahahahahahahaha....

It's vodka. All I care about is the sexiness of the bottle. That makes it taste better. I'm so all over the phallus Rain bottle. I hope they carry it here.

Oh, and what shots are hot for chicks these days?

Irish Car Bomb?

What else?

I plan on making Mai Tai's, because I make the best freaking Mai Tai's on the planet, but what's other good shots that chicks might like?

Bomb pop shot. UV Blue and Lemonade. Super easy

[Saccopoo]

Bomb pop shot. UV Blue and Lemonade. Super easy

This is the kind of good shit that's going to pull your ass out of the red.

Speaking of red, where does that come from to make the "bomb pop" look in the bomb pop shot?

Grenadine?

[SAUTO]

This is the kind of good shit that's going to pull your ass out of the red.

Speaking of red, where does that come from to make the "bomb pop" look in the bomb pop shot?

Grenadine?

Cherry bomb is cherry uv and monster.

[dlphg9]

This is the kind of good shit that's going to pull your ass out of the red.

Speaking of red, where does that come from to make the "bomb pop" look in the bomb pop shot?

Grenadine?

I've seen grenadine used. Use it if you want it to look cool.

[Saccopoo]

Cherry bomb is cherry uv and monster.

She won't let me have energy drinks...:(

She's a health nut.

[SAUTO]

She won't let me have energy drinks...:(

She's a health nut.

Substitute cocaine for monster

[GloryDayz]

This might help...

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[listopencil]

Pinnacle is cheap and flavored so strongly that women don't notice the quality of the vodka itself. They have a shit ton of flavors:

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[Saccopoo]

Oh shit! I forgot to clean my bathroom...

brb

[beach tribe]

Zima brah

Zima was at the heart of many of my early conquests.

You gotta bag em' before they start throwing up, though.

[CoMoChief]

Kirkland (Costco) Vodka ftw!!!

[ralittleus]

Imperia

[BlackHelicopters]

Hard to beat Three Olives

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Go with Three Penis Wine

[Dayze]

Smoothest I've ever had was Jean Marc.. By a mile.

[kccrow]

Grey Goose is all I drink.

[Red Beans]

This might help...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hz8MQneqDZQ/UT5IgBZf1xI/AAAAAAAACWk/oxw9nT9sytM/s640/herr_vodka.jpg

I hear these bottles are tested on Russian whores prior to being brought to market.

[BucEyedPea]

Grey Goose here.

[eDave]

What's the best chick for vodkas?

[BucEyedPea]

Absolut Vodka is another.

[BucEyedPea]

Chopin has been winning the latest accolades per recent taster surveys. It's Polish and distilled from potatoes. Gonna hafta' give it a try.

[BucEyedPea]

What's the best chick for vodkas?

Do you mean "what" as in an object or "what kind?"

[Mrs. Loopner]

Zima brah

Smirnoff Ice Original mixed with a shot of sloe gin and I'm all yours

[Mrs. Loopner]

What's the best chick for vodkas?

Umm, russian?

[Mrs. Loopner]

This might help...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hz8MQneqDZQ/UT5IgBZf1xI/AAAAAAAACWk/oxw9nT9sytM/s640/herr_vodka.jpg

forget about kind, long lasting ride is all that matters

[Deberg_1990]

Is this thread encouraging date rape?


Discuss...

[Saul Good]

vodka is vodka, not like it's beer

see if the wine and more, ( semi high end liquor store) in your area
has vodka tasting or something, fun date?

This. There are tiny subtle differences in vodka that are imperceptible to the vast majority of people. Once you mix it with tonic water or pretty much anything else, it all may as well be Viaka.

[Saccopoo]

Is this thread encouraging date rape?


Discuss...

I hope it is for me, yes. An hour to go time.

I wonder...should I be getting liquored up beforehand?

Oh, and I was just going through this pile of girls phone numbers that I've collected over the past couple of years. I don't think I've called but one of them and there is like a bit. I was saving them for posterity, but I don't see the need at this point.

Let's see...there is a:

Tara
Kristen
Cheril
Teresa
Marci
Jennifer
Ashley
Bren
Heidi
Jenny
Dusty
Andrea
Trish (Kind wish I called her...she gave me her number after slapping her boyfriend across the face at the bar.)
Cindy
Mariah
Severene
Jean
Charli
Parin
Sarah
Carrie
Melanie
Amy
and a handful with unreadable or non-existent names.

Eh, fuck it. I'm tossing them. My daughter would not approve of such things.

[Saccopoo]

Smirnoff Ice Original mixed with a shot of sloe gin and I'm all yours

Rep.

[tmax63]

Make sure you a bottle of cheap, after about 2-3 drinks you switch over and she won't know the difference.

[bdj23]

Stoli Strawberry is liquid panty remover

[KCCHIEFS27]

Stoli. Grey Goose can burn in hell. That's what bums drink in Russia it's so bad.

[Abba-Dabba]

whatever comes in plastic then run it through a brita filter

[DaNewGuy]

If she's young and stupid... Ciroc.

[vailpass]

This. There are tiny subtle differences in vodka that are imperceptible to the vast majority of people. Once you mix it with tonic water or pretty much anything else, it all may as well be Viaka.

Except for the hangover factor. In that regard there is a difference...

[kccrow]

Except for the hangover factor. In that regard there is a difference...

This. Cheap Vodka gives me the worst headaches ever.

[dlphg9]

How'd this go?

[dlphg9]

Or how is it going

[GloryDayz]

Is this thread encouraging date rape?


Discuss...

Just because a chick gets drunk doesn't mean she raped the guy!

[Saul Good]

Except for the hangover factor. In that regard there is a difference...

What is it that you think is in cheap vodka that gives you a hangover that magically isn't in expensive vodka?

The reality is that, if you're drinking good vodka, you probably aren't drinking as much and aren't mixing it with a bunch of crap that will actually give you one.

[BucEyedPea]

This. There are tiny subtle differences in vodka that are imperceptible to the vast majority of people. Once you mix it with tonic water or pretty much anything else, it all may as well be Viaka.

True but tasters determine quality by drinking it straight to discern those differences. Vodka is a pretty neutral alcohol. I think it's one reason the ladies like drinks made with it.

[BucEyedPea]

Stoli. Grey Goose can burn in hell. That's what bums drink in Russia it's so bad.

Stoli has snob appeal but doesn't get 5 stars among taste testers.

[KCCHIEFS27]

Stoli has snob appeal but doesn't get 5 stars among taste testers.

That's funny. According to whom? Because if there's one taste test I appeal to more than others when consuming vodka it's the Russian taste test. Let us not appeal to "American" taste test with vodka.

[TribalElder]

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[BucEyedPea]

That's funny. According to whom? Because if there's one taste test I appeal to more than others when consuming vodka it's the Russian taste test. Let us not appeal to "American" taste test with vodka.

There was one done on the best vodka.

[BucEyedPea]

So which Russian vodka is the best KCCHIEFS27?

Have you had the one named after Putin—Putinka? It's one of Russia's most popular brands.

[BigRichard]

Apparently this is a good vodka for chicks... according to mac459.

http://www.douchebagslovegreygoose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/vodka-bottle.jpg

[dlphg9]

Bump. WHat happened?

[Saccopoo]

Bump. WHat happened?

A lot.

[dlphg9]

A lot.

PIIHB?

[Saccopoo]

PIIHB?

A gentleman does not discuss such things.

It was a very pleasant evening.

Oh, and since the liquor stores didn't carry the dildo vodka, I went with the Chopin recommendation. Seemed to be received quite well.

[Skyy God]

Apparently this is a good vodka for chicks... according to mac459.

http://www.douchebagslovegreygoose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/vodka-bottle.jpg

Those chicks look like they take Valtrex, but probably still would.