Oklahoma

[KC native]

Sucks a fat dick.

Southwest delayed my flight 5 hours and then cancelled it last night (fuck them for waiting 5hours to cancel it. We got on and off the plane 3 times). There were no spots on any Sunday flights and there was 130ish people waiting to speak with the people at the counter because they cancelled two flights to Dallas at the same time so a Monday flight was unlikely as well.

So I was forced to rent a car and fucking drive. To avoid the snow in Kansas I went down 71 and then into Tulsa and then 69 highway through Oklahoma.


Fucking trailer parks and floods were all I saw the entire way.

So fuck Oklahoma.

[KC native]

I've now been up for 23 hours and 15 minutes and I'm going to try and make it through the Chiefs game. Woooooo

[dlphg9]

See any Indians?

[KC native]

See any Indians?

If they live in one of the ten million trailer parks I saw, then yes.

[Deberg_1990]

They don't call it Flyover country for nothing

[Prison Bitch]

If they live in one of the ten million trailer parks I saw, then yes.

Didn't you grow up in Raytown?

[KC native]

Didn't you grow up in Raytown?

I went to Raytown schools. I grew up in Kansas City in a house.

[dlphg9]

If they live in one of the ten million trailer parks I saw, then yes.

I think they live in teepees

[Saccopoo]

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Stupid airlines. Just think they could have taken a chance with it. So what if it crashes.

[ClevelandBronco]

How in the wild blue yonfuck did you get removed from the No Fly List?

[notorious]

All cities outside of OK have mansions next to the highways.

[Skyy God]

The state paid for my education and isn't getting a dime in return.

Suckers.

[ModSocks]

How in the wild blue yon**** did you get removed from the No Fly List?

Terrorist sympathizer.

[LiveSteam]

This couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

[Dunit35]

You got a problem with my double wide? I'll pack it up and move it into your front yard.

[C3HIEF3S]

Love Southwest, never had a problem.

[Scorp]

Ding! You Are Now Free To Rent A Car And Drive Across The Country!

[Donger]

So I was forced to rent a car and ****ing drive.


El Camino?

[Bugeater]

Only thing I don't like about Oklahoma is their draconian liquor laws. It's a fine state otherwise.

[PunkinDrublic]

At least you weren't up watching the news wondering if your house was going to get wiped out by a tornado. Luckily it missed my neighborhood but it was headed in my houses direction before it veered east.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Oklahoma is a shithole.

[Brock]

Oklahoma is a shithole.

Parts of oklahoma are gorgeous.

[dj56dt58]

Yeah Fuck Oklahoma. Those motherfuckers have the nerve to charge me to drive on their highways then proceed to have the shittiest roads on the god damn planet

[Iowanian]

Maybe it's karma.

[J Diddy]

If I sent you the directions of some flood plains could you drive there too? For um weather reporting purposes?

[BWillie]

Im a big fan of Oklahoma. Some very pretty lakes, down to earth people, Oklahoma City Thunder, and Winstar & Choctaw Casinos *thumbs up*

[notorious]

Parts of oklahoma are gorgeous.

shhhh.

Don't tell anyone.

[LiveSteam]

Now I feel sorry for the state of Oklahoma.

[KC native]

El Camino?

GMC Traverse. An el Camino would have been sweet

[KC native]

Only thing I don't like about Oklahoma is their draconian liquor laws. It's a fine state otherwise.

No

[KC native]

Oklahoma is a shithole.

This is correct.

[KC native]

Parts of oklahoma are gorgeous.

No

[Brock]

No

Dumb

[stevieray]

shhhh.

Don't tell anyone.

...quite a few famous people from okrahoma, too.

[Rain Man]

If you stop to think about it, it's kind of your own fault for going to Oklahoma in the first place.

[KC native]

Yeah Fuck Oklahoma. Those motherfuckers have the nerve to charge me to drive on their highways then proceed to have the shittiest roads on the god damn planet

This is correct

[KC native]

If you stop to think about it, it's kind of your own fault for going to Oklahoma in the first place.

I was in Kansas City. I left KC at 2 AM.

[KC native]

You got a problem with my double wide? I'll pack it up and move it into your front yard.

City ordinance prohibits this

[KC native]

Stupid airlines. Just think they could have taken a chance with it. So what if it crashes.

They cancelled it because the airport was backed up.

[KC native]

If I sent you the directions of some flood plains could you drive there too? For um weather reporting purposes?

No.

[KC native]

Maybe it's karma.

No. That's not how karma works, hayseed

[KC native]

Dumb

No.

[Rain Man]

I was in Kansas City. I left KC at 2 AM.

Don't try to weasel out of it. You were in Oklahoma. Admit it.

[KC native]

Im a big fan of Oklahoma. Some very pretty lakes, down to earth people, Oklahoma City Thunder, and Winstar & Choctaw Casinos *thumbs up*

None of those are good reasons to like Oklahoma.

[stevieray]

did you have to drive in the rain?

if so, that sucks.

[KC native]

Don't try to weasel out of it. You were in Oklahoma. Admit it.

I did drive through it. It sucked.

[KC native]

did you have to drive in the rain?

if so, that sucks.

It rained the entire way between KC and Texas.

[Stanley Nickels]

Sucks a fat dick.

Southwest delayed my flight 5 hours and then cancelled it last night (**** them for waiting 5hours to cancel it. We got on and off the plane 3 times). There were no spots on any Sunday flights and there was 130ish people waiting to speak with the people at the counter because they cancelled two flights to Dallas at the same time so a Monday flight was unlikely as well.

So I was forced to rent a car and ****ing drive. To avoid the snow in Kansas I went down 71 and then into Tulsa and then 69 highway through Oklahoma.


****ing trailer parks and floods were all I saw the entire way.

So **** Oklahoma.

Southwest was my saving ****ing grace on my return trip from Vienna this summer (for work). Got stuck at O'Hare because apparently a light rain is cause to shut the entire ****ing thing down, then after six hours of standby for four different flights into KC, I finally hopped the L, blue line-orange line combo to Midway about 24 hours into my trip, and then waited for three consecutive Southflights that were delayed due to far worse weather than when I was waiting at O'Hare. Southwest got us out by 12:45, in by 2 am. THAT was my longest work travel day.. just shy of 30 hours. Would've been far longer if not for Southwest; there wasn't a vacant hotel room in the entire ****in city because it was also the night of game 7 of the Stanley Cup in Chicago. Christ I hope I never go through that again

[Rain Man]

Parts of oklahoma are gorgeous.


What parts, if I may ask? Serious question.

I lived in northern Oklahoma for 4 or 5 months as a little kid, and I have only a few memories of it:

1. Oppressive heat. It was a failed job change for my dad, and our place didn't have any air conditioning. It was brutal. We started out in a second-floor apartment that apparently doubled as a convection oven and then moved to a house that better dissipated the sweat.

2. Unpleasant schools. They had some rules at recess that prohibited us from having fun, so we pretty much just walked around in the oppressive heat like it was a prison yard.

3. Native Americans. They didn't look at all like the ones I saw on television.

4. My first view of female genitalia. When I was at the convenience store, an older girl rode up on her bike, stopped, and lost her balance. She fell awkwardly and was wearing a dress with no underwear. Instead of the normal view of London and France, I saw the Chunnel and a lifelong interest was born.

Overall, based on these four memories, I have very fond remembrances of Oklahoma. But I don't remember beautiful landscapes.

[Brock]

What parts, if I may ask? Serious question.

I lived in northern Oklahoma for 4 or 5 months as a little kid, and I have only a few memories of it:

1. Oppressive heat. It was a failed job change for my dad, and our place didn't have any air conditioning. It was brutal. We started out in a second-floor apartment that apparently doubled as a convection oven and then moved to a house that better dissipated the sweat.

2. Unpleasant schools. They had some rules at recess that prohibited us from having fun, so we pretty much just walked around in the oppressive heat like it was a prison yard.

3. Native Americans. They didn't look at all like the ones I saw on television.

4. My first view of female genitalia. When I was at the convenience store, an older girl rode up on her bike, stopped, and lost her balance. She fell awkwardly and was wearing a dress with no underwear. Instead of the normal view of London and France, I saw the Chunnel and a lifelong interest was born.

Overall, based on these four memories, I have very fond remembrances of Oklahoma. But I don't remember beautiful landscapes.

The most obvious part is what's called the "green country" in ne oklahoma. I've also spent a lot of time in nw oklahoma on the sand dunes, which is surrounded by a lot of quasi-desert scenery. Lake texoma is freaking amazing too.

[HonestChieffan]

The state paid for my education and isn't getting a dime in return.

Suckers.

Looks like they got screwed

[stevieray]

Lake texoma is freaking amazing too.

:clap:


Spent a lot of summer breaks at West Burns Run, and Striper fishing with my Dad.

He's buried five miles from Texoma.


Did you hear about the spillway being breached?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Sucks a fat dick.

Southwest delayed my flight 5 hours and then cancelled it last night (fuck them for waiting 5hours to cancel it. We got on and off the plane 3 times). There were no spots on any Sunday flights and there was 130ish people waiting to speak with the people at the counter because they cancelled two flights to Dallas at the same time so a Monday flight was unlikely as well.

So I was forced to rent a car and fucking drive. To avoid the snow in Kansas I went down 71 and then into Tulsa and then 69 highway through Oklahoma.


Fucking trailer parks and floods were all I saw the entire way.

So fuck Oklahoma.

It was definitely in poor taste.

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[HonestChieffan]

Okc to Dallas is a pretty drive in summer. Arbuckle Mountains, pretty native rangelands. Great people. Then you hit The Dallas Ft Worth metro and its all shit. I have friends we visit every year about 30 miles north of Ft Worth. Great area. But if Ft Worth burned to the ground it would just make Texas better. People who live there have a crap outlook for a reason. More assholes per square mile than anywhere on earth. Mostly ilegals ans metal recyclers and autoparts stores selling parts from stripped stolen cars. Whores and crackheads.

[KC native]

Okc to Dallas is a pretty drive in summer. Arbuckle Mountains, pretty native rangelands. Great people. Then you hit The Dallas Ft Worth metro and its all shit. I have friends we visit every year about 30 miles north of Ft Worth. Great area. But if Ft Worth burned to the ground it would just make Texas better. People who live there have a crap outlook for a reason. More assholes per square mile than anywhere on earth. Mostly ilegals ans metal recyclers and autoparts stores selling parts from stripped stolen cars. Whores and crackheads.

I bet you think this is funny. It's not.

[Rain Man]

The most obvious part is what's called the "green country" in ne oklahoma. I've also spent a lot of time in nw oklahoma on the sand dunes, which is surrounded by a lot of quasi-desert scenery. Lake texoma is freaking amazing too.

So it's kind of Ozarkian then?

I've driven through northeast Oklahoma a couple of times, but only remember the McDonald's. I didn't stop anywhere.

[Brock]

:clap:


Spent a lot of summer breaks at West Burns Run, and Striper fishing with my Dad.

He's buried five miles from Texoma.


Did you hear about the spillway being breached?

It was real close to overflowing when I was down there in may.

[Brock]

So it's kind of Ozarkian then?

I've driven through northeast Oklahoma a couple of times, but only remember the McDonald's. I didn't stop anywhere.

If you go down there the right time of year it liiks like where the hobbits lived in those movies. Green, green, and more green.

Oklahoma is just like everywhere else. If it wasn't for the people, it would be a great place to live.

[ChiefsCountry]

When I think of Oklahoma
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[Rain Man]

When I think of Oklahoma


Yeah, that's the one. I wonder how McDonalds pulled that off.

[POND_OF_RED]

Dallas airport ****ed everything up last night with that tornado. I was supposed to land in Dallas at 415 yesterday afternoon and got stuck in the plane on the Tarmac in San Antonio til 11:30 last night. Being stuck on a plane for over 8 hours is no fun when you're 6' 7. Waited in line for 4 hours this morning just for American Airlines to tell me the earliest they could get me to Amarillo was on Tuesday. Shitty day to travel but at least it was for business and I got paid for every second of it. Felt bad for all the families on vacation. Don't understand why they couldn't just fly into the tornado. It's the 21st century. Let's make these damn planes tornado proof.

[big nasty kcnut]

Sucks a fat dick.

Southwest delayed my flight 5 hours and then cancelled it last night (fuck them for waiting 5hours to cancel it. We got on and off the plane 3 times). There were no spots on any Sunday flights and there was 130ish people waiting to speak with the people at the counter because they cancelled two flights to Dallas at the same time so a Monday flight was unlikely as well.

So I was forced to rent a car and fucking drive. To avoid the snow in Kansas I went down 71 and then into Tulsa and then 69 highway through Oklahoma.


Fucking trailer parks and floods were all I saw the entire way.

So fuck Oklahoma.

I could of told you that.

[GloryDayz]

I see the green rental truck got you home. :D

Sorry it just seems wrong to shit on another state because of an airline's, or perhaps even the FAA's, decision.

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