-- Man arrested after breaking into homes tickling buttholes.

[Simply Red]

Man Arrested For Breaking Into Homes And Tickling But*holes
BY LEO ASHCRAFT · DECEMBER 25, 2015



tickle-buttholesTEXAS (Satire) Or is it? – The infamous “B*tthole Tickler” who had been breaking into homes in Dallas and tickling victim’s but*holes while they were sleeping has finally been captured.

The so called “B*utthole tickler” hit several homes and targeted at least a dozen people before being arrested.
His best cover was the element of surprise. Victims believed he was a harmless homeless man, but after being captured it was discovered he wasn’t homeless at all. When he was captured he was wearing “Yezzus” brand clothing that is estimated to be worth several thousand dollars.

The string of break-ins happened overnight. The community was so alarmed they started sleeping on their back.



We spoke we Blake Jackson who lives near two of the “B*tthole ticklers” victims homes and he told us:

“I slept on my back everyday. Now with this pervert caught, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.

Police say they were able to identify him and arrested him today at 4 a.m. He is currently being held in the Tarrant County jail with no bond.


http://agimtmz.com/man-arrested-for-breaking-into-homes-and-tickling-butholes/

[TLO]

I'll just assume this person was Hog Farmer.

[Bwana]

The dude is lucky he didn't get tickled with a 12 gauge.

[Coochie liquor]

I'll just assume this person was Hog Farmer.

Because of the expensive Yeesus threads?

[TLO]

Because of the expensive Yeesus threads?

Fun fact - this is the first time I've ever actually understood your name. :clap:

[Holladay]

same as Poozle

[Bewbies]

How did this not happen in Florida?

[KCrockaholic]

Lmao this has to be an onion article.

“I slept on my back everyday. Now with this pervert caught, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.

[mdchiefsfan]

How did this not happen in Florida?

LMAO this was the first thing I was looking for when I opened up the thread. You can imagine my disappointment.

[Donger]

What was the tickling instrument, though? I think that's important to ascertain.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'll just assume this person was Hog Farmer.

Dude ! I thought we had a deal !

[Dayze]

That's how Charlie Sheen got AIDS, by tickling buttholes with his tongue.

[Saccopoo]

That's how Charlie Sheen got AIDS, by tickling buttholes with his tongue.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/450a9884e32f92d912eb448e964ab640/tumblr_n7cvh4MStD1smcbm7o1_250.gif

[big nasty kcnut]

So that where midnight vulture went to.

[BucEyedPea]

How did this not happen in Florida?

Don't worry, we have this recent episode:

Girl in Florida Walmart arrested for eating a the store's chicken, sushi and cinnamon buns and drinking wine while driving in a cart through store.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/28/florida-woman-arrested-walmart-food-wine/77967376/

[fan4ever]

How did she know where Dave Lane lives?

[ping2000]

Did he wash his hands between buttholes?

[CoMoChief]

I dont see the problem...everyone could use a little butt tickle.

[POND_OF_RED]

Must of been a Bills fan

[Fish]

We've all been there...

[FloridaMan88]

What an asshole.

[RealSNR]

Why is this a problem? Is that under the liberal media's expanded definition of rape?

God, I can barely walk my dog anymore without being called a rapist these days.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Hootie?

[Coochie liquor]

Don't worry, we have this recent episode:

Girl in Florida Walmart arrested for eating a the store's chicken, sushi and cinnamon buns and drinking wine while driving in a cart through store.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/28/florida-woman-arrested-walmart-food-wine/77967376/

And she looks 12.