I'd like to introduce...

[BigMeatballDave]

My son LittleMeatballNick! :) He's 17. I corrupted him at an early age to be a Chief and Royals fan. :D

Chip off the ol block.

He's been reading some things already. He already knows most of us are dicks.

[ChiefsCountry]

So we have our new Roy and RoyIII. Congrats.

[BigMeatballDave]

So we have our new Roy and RoyIII. Congrats.:)

Hardly.

[lewdog]

Well where the fuck is he?!?!

[Mr. Laz]

oh shit .....

https://memecrunch.com/meme/26VDX/joker-here-we-go/image.png?w=500&c=1

[Bugeater]

Well where the fuck is he?!?!
This. I want to be the first one to give him neg rep.

[BigMeatballDave]

Well where the fuck is he?!?!Can't post yet.

[LoneWolf]

Did you mean to start this thread on nambla.com?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Can't post yet.

Fuck you and fuck him. Find another mod to activate his account.

[ModSocks]

Hey Meatball Jr., did you know your dad's favorite thread is the "Male Hotties" thread in the picture subforum?

[DaNewGuy]

Hey Meatball Jr., did you know your dad's favorite thread is the "Male Hotties" thread in the picture subforum?

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

My son LittleMeatballNick! :) He's 17. I corrupted him at an early age to be a Chief and Royals fan. :D

Chip off the ol block.

He's been reading some things already. He already knows most of us are dicks.

That's not his username. There isn't one created with that handle.

[BigMeatballDave]

Fuck you and fuck him. Find another mod to activate his account.

Thanks, you seem nice...

[BigMeatballDave]

Hey Meatball Jr., did you know your dad's favorite thread is the "Male Hotties" thread in the picture subforum?:LOL:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thanks, you seem nice...

That's not his username. There isn't one created with that handle.

LOL, I'm just talking to you like you talk to every one else. He hasn't even created the account if that's the name he's planning on.

[BlackHelicopters]

Who among us doesn't have a son on here?

[Baby Lee]

LittleMeatball?

BIGMeatbalJr. or GTFO!!

[DaNewGuy]

Who among us doesn't have a son on here?

I still wear condoms

[Buehler445]

Yeah. Ok.

He doesn't like Herm does he?

[Discuss Thrower]

This. I want to be the first one to give him neg rep.

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[BigMeatballDave]

LOL, I'm just talking to you like you talk to every one else. He hasn't even created the account if that's the name he's planning on.

That's it. In fact, it appears on the active user list right now.

Although, Baby Lee's suggestion is better.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's it. In fact, it appears on the active user list right now.

Although, Baby Lee's suggestion is better.

I can't find him on the member list. I'll dig around.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He should be able to post now. Let me know if there's a problem.

[Mr. Plow]

He should be able to post now. Let me know if there's a problem.

Change his name to Hootie and let's see what kind of warm welcome he gets.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Change his name to Hootie and let's see what kind of warm welcome he gets.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[LittleMeatballNick]

He should be able to post now. Let me know if there's a problem.
Thanks!

[BigMeatballDave]

I can't find him on the member list. I'll dig around.Thanks. I didn't see him there either.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thanks!

You bet bud. Now go fuck yourself. Ha! Totally kidding. Welcome aboard.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thanks. I didn't see him there either.

No problem. Once you told me where to look I was able to do it in under 60 seconds.

[luv]

Who among us doesn't have a son on here?

I'll have a son sometime in March. Just...not on here.

[TimBone]

Thanks!
Welcome to the board, fuckface.

[luv]

And thanks for making me feel old. I remember you talking about him when he was little.

[srvy]

Thanks!

Welcome aboard Nick! Hope you realize what your in for.

[BigMeatballDave]

And thanks for making me feel old. I remember you talking about him when he was little.No problem LOL
Yours will be 17 before you know it. :D

.

[Kman34]

I have daughters.....They think Chiefsplanet is gay and dumb......ROFL

[Donger]

While I think inviting a child here is tantamount to child abuse, do you think he'd like to buy a monkey?

[DaNewGuy]

We have high hopes for our Rookies 'round here. Don't **** up http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1nDw32MEHcg/Uik24_C0wYI/AAAAAAAAALg/eGbT2vlhYcs/s1600/jones22.gif

[gblowfish]

I have daughters.....They think Chiefsplanet is gay and dumb......ROFL

Do they think it's more gay than dumb, or more dumb than gay?

[Halfcan]

Welcome to the Planet Littlemeatballdick.... I mean Nick!!

[threebag]

I'll have a son sometime in March. Just...not on here.

GIF?

[RINGLEADER]

Did you mean to start this thread on nambla.com?

Lol

[Bugeater]

WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL GREEN??? :cuss:

[Halfcan]

Little meatball says hello and then goes straight to the Boob..nothing but boobs thread.

Thanks Dad!! Much better than the virtual hookers in Grand Theft Auto.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Thanks!

So, Brazzers or Naughty America?

[LOCOChief]

Did you mean to start this thread on nambla.com?

Spilled my drink on this one.

[SAUTO]

Littledicknick

[hometeam]

There is no way this will backfire. NO. WAY.

[ChiefAshhole1056]

Who among us doesn't have a son on here?

Actually got back from the clinic yesterday to ensure I'm not one of them

[Rasputin]

WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL GREEN??? :cuss:


I took half his green away with my light saber shtick.


Welcome to Chiefs Planet now go away

[Otter]

Welcome LMBN! Get used to that acronym.</br></br>Do you like the smell of men's locker rooms?

[Rasputin]

Thanks!

I am disappoint

this would have been a much better first post. Learn kid.

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[ChiTown]

I have 17 and 14 year old Boys. Both wanted to post on CP years ago. I absolutely forbade it.

I told them they could start posting here when I am dead and buried, or if the Chiefs win the SB.........I'm starting to sweat that comment now.

[Coochie liquor]

Thanks!

Welcome to the asylum. So your dad didn't try to steer you towards a team like the Browns so he can tell you how bad your team is compared to his??

[Dayze]

Welcome!


Syrup, or Jelly?

[ChiTown]

Welcome!


Syrup, or Jelly?

ROFL

[scho63]

My son LittleMeatballNick! :) He's 17. I corrupted him at an early age to be a Chief and Royals fan. :D

Chip off the ol block.

He's been reading some things already. He already knows most of us are dicks.

So now we got two balls on here with all the dicks. ROFL

[Perineum Ripper]

Thanks!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c13b54a0c35a3975ecd7085229846024/tumblr_mvbqllmWqU1sfx1rco1_400.gif

[LittleMeatballNick]

I am disappoint

this would have been a much better first post. Learn kid.



Well, now i'm dissapointed in myself honestly. I'll get the hang of it soon.

[eDave]

Mayo or Miracle Whip?

[Baby Lee]

Dirty l'il balls
He's got l'il balls
She's got l'il balls
(But he's got the lit'lest balls of them all)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dirty l'il balls
He's got l'il balls
She's got l'il balls
(But he's got the lit'lest balls of them all)

Are you trying to validate eDave's claims about you? Inquiring minds want to know...

[Rain Man]

So LittleMeatballNick, what's the most embarrassing story you can tell us about your dad?

[stevieray]

Well, now i'm dissapointed in myself honestly. I'll get the hang of it soon.
Run Nick, run away as fast as you can!

[SPchief]

So LittleMeatballNick, what's the most embarrassing story you can tell us about your dad?

No, it's n00b hazing time. Let's get the dirt on JR from dad first. Gotta break him in like Lil Stummppy or Grandllama

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Thanks!

See my sig !

Watch out for the Milkman.

[Baby Lee]

Are you trying to validate eDave's claims about you? Inquiring minds want to know...

You have something to say?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You have something to say?

What?

[eDave]

Are you trying to validate eDave's claims about you? Inquiring minds want to know...

:shake:

[Buehler445]

WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL GREEN??? :cuss:

Yeah. Sorry about that. I didn't want to be the first one to be red.

Well, now i'm dissapointed in myself honestly. I'll get the hang of it soon.

You have to post 100 times before you can post pics. Thank Malboro_Chief

[Baby Lee]

:shake:

Floppy's itching for his good ol' BadMod days.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Floppy's itching for his good ol' BadMod days.

BLM

[Baby Lee]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Floppy's goin' buck wild round here.

[Pablo]

Some woman let you breed them?

Good lord, bet this kid's just brilliant.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hide yo kids, hide you wife, Floppy's goin' buck wild round here.

And the winner for Male actor, drama of the year is...

[jerryforeverrice80]

Did you mean to start this thread on nambla.com?

now this is funny.ROFL

[scho63]

[IMG]

Just a friendly heads up....I personally don't care or give a rat's ass but I got banned for bypassing the language filter with a gif similar to yours.

[Bwana]

Hmm ...Hi Nick! Do you need me to hook you up with a sweet new Peyton Manning avatar? :evil:

[Rain Man]

Just a friendly heads up....I personally don't care or give a rat's ass but I got banned for bypassing the language filter with a gif similar to yours.


In this case, I think it's allowed, because that's an accurate description of the relationship of Bigmeatballdave to Littlemeatballnick.

[stevieray]

BLM
Especially at McDonalds in Chicago.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Well, he's gone already . he discovered the "pictures" porn section. It was fun while it lasted.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Especially at McDonalds in Chicago.

ROFL If that shoe fits...

[Ming the Merciless]

damn

my sons are 3 and 6 months

it will be a proud and scary day when they join

[DaNewGuy]

Some woman let you breed them?

Good lord, bet this kid's just brilliant.

Roast session PBJ

[DaNewGuy]

damn

my sons are 3 and 6 months

it will be a proud and scary day when they join

I bet Dane can't wait to Bully your kids

[TLO]

Did he decide 1 post was enough for today?

[eDave]

Did he decide 1 post was enough for today?

Two. Try to keep up.

Hey Nick. Don't be Lil Smoke.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thank you, BL. I appreciate you sir.

[scho63]

Did he decide 1 post was enough for today?

He's pacing himself. Someone mentioned he was already in the porn photos section and probably in the gambling section as well.

He's off to a good start! :D

[Don Corlemahomes]

Dirty l'il balls
He's got l'il balls
She's got l'il balls
(But he's got the lit'lest balls of them all)

Of all the possible ways, this is how you chose to greet a 17 yo poster?

http://replygif.net/i/155.gif

[mdchiefsfan]

See my sig !

Watch out for the Milkman.

I'd be more concerned of this guy, bringing his life's work to you, dressed as a milkman.

[eDave]

Here's who I try not to piss off Nicki:

Bob Dole. He don't give a fuck about you man. He's been a prince to me, but I've seen what the man can do.
milkman. He'll call you names. And it hurts.
JasonsAuto. Seems like a guy that can kick some ass. Anyone's. And won't stop until you are near death. Then he will take your eyes. I don't need that.
LEWDOG. He'll neg rep your face. And he is my friend.
Simply Red. He's a sweetie.

And of course Dane. I consider him a friend and no way I want to be subjected to this wrath. Hoo boy!

[mdchiefsfan]

Here's who I try not to piss off Nicki:

Bob Dole. He don't give a fuck about you man.
milkman. He'll call you names
JasonsAuto. Seems like a guy that can kick some ass. Anyone's. I don't need that.
LEWDOG. He'll neg rep your face. And he is my friend.
Simply Red. He's a sweetie.

Bob Dole isn't that bad. You just have to warm him up with some PMs first.

[LittleMeatballNick]

He's pacing himself. Someone mentioned he was already in the porn photos section and probably in the gambling section as well.

He's off to a good start! :D
Not old enough for Vegas so this is my chance to experience both until i can go.

[DaNewGuy]

If you think the Raiders have vastly improved PM Dane

[vailpass]

Pssstttt...hey kid. Over here.
Shhhh...
Now listen.
Now that you're old enough to think for yourselfif you ever want to find out what it's like to back a winning football team, I can hook you up.

Don't tell your Dad about this or the monster in your closet will get you.

[kstater]

Thanks!
Welcome


Nudes of your gf or gtfo

[DaNewGuy]

Welcome


Nudes of your gf or gtfo

http://i68.tinypic.com/qmx2l1.jpg

[Rasputin]

Well, now i'm dissapointed in myself honestly. I'll get the hang of it soon.

Here do yourself a favor use this as your avatar call yourself Little Nicky scratch the Meathead and be your own person

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Now if people give you too much shit and harassment tell them to go have a pineapple shove up their ass.

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[Bwana]

Welcome


Nudes of your gf or gtfo

Roman Polanski?

[bevischief]

This will leave him scarred for life...

[BigMeatballDave]

So LittleMeatballNick, what's the most embarrassing story you can tell us about your dad?

I have an irrational fear of spiders. When he was in utero, I had his mother kill a spider. I was only 26 at the time. I've grown up since then. :D

[BigMeatballDave]

Pssstttt...hey kid. Over here.
Shhhh...
Now listen.
Now that you're old enough to think for yourselfif you ever want to find out what it's like to back a winning football team, I can hook you up.

Don't tell your Dad about this or the monster in your closet will get you.

LMAO

[Dayze]

A few things the young lad needs to take some time to think about and be prepared to debate his position at great length. Topics of debate would include, but not limited to:

Do you take head? And whatis your age limit restriction?

Ball powder....pros and cons.

Eating a chicks ass.... Degenerate behavior, or very cosmopolitan?

[ClevelandBronco]

You're supposed to get the kid a hooker, a bottle of mezcal and a cigar as a rite of passage. This society is going to shit and you're part of the problem.

[BigMeatballDave]

Speaking of eating ass, where the hell is Billay?

[Baby Lee]

Speaking of eating ass, where the hell is Billay?

Syrup run.

[Rain Man]

You're supposed to get the kid a hooker, a bottle of mezcal and a cigar as a rite of passage. This society is going to shit and you're part of the problem.

My dad never bought me a hooker. :huh:

[DaneMcCloud]

Child abuse

[Scorp]

Child abuse

If he listens to anything you say on this forum then I would concur~ Now stfu McDouche :rolleyes:

[Baby Lee]

Child abuse

Careful throwing an accusation like that around cavalierly.

[BigMeatballDave]

Syrup run.

:LOL:

[DaneMcCloud]

If he listens to anything you say on this forum then I would concur~ Now stfu McDouche :rolleyes:

Yeah, we all know you've got it all figured out

[DaneMcCloud]

Careful throwing an accusation like that around cavalierly.

ROFL

It's a joke

[lewdog]

3 posts in and already a better poster than your old man.

[Mr. Plow]

There is no way this will backfire. NO. WAY.

Next, let's all pool money together and put Hootie in charge of it.

[Mr. Plow]

Speaking of eating ass, where the hell is Billay?

LMAO

[Smed1065]

Its a trick, bet its Nick A.

I mean the dad is an A_ so why not!

Go Chiefs team.

:)

[Smed1065]

Speaking of eating ass, where the hell is Billay?

Jail? with his hero.

[TimBone]

Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Semen

[Baby Lee]

3 posts in and already a better poster than your old man.

He went to Guitar City.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Then the midgets...

[Tribal Warfare]

Thanks!

Don't tell any of the mods or AustinChief to eat bag "o" dicks.

[BlackHelicopters]

Please post pics of your super model girlfriend and your 13 inch penis.

[ClevelandBronco]

My dad never bought me a hooker. :huh:

Forgive him. There are no hookers in Rolla. He should have introduced you to that young PTA mom who likes to flirt, however.

[ClevelandBronco]

My dad never bought me a hooker. :huh:

Also, buying a hooker can be risky. In very rare cases one might consider a rent-to-own arrangement.

[LittleMeatballNick]

I figured since my father spent so much time on here and talked to so many of you, I'd give a bit of an update. BigMeatballDave is no longer able to post on ChiefsPlanet. He has been entered into hospice care and is on his final weeks. If anybody would like to help, I am raising money for his cremation and any other expenses he has after he passes. gofundme.com/2v6zxfck Thank you everybody.

[Toby Waller]

How old was he and what lead to this?

[SAUTO]

Very sorry to hear.

[LittleMeatballNick]

How old was he and what lead to this? He was 45 and it was a brain tumor, glioblastoma multiforme.

[Bugeater]

Oh damn.

[Discuss Thrower]

Jesus..

[lewdog]

I was thinking about Dave the other day and how long it seemed he'd been gone from the board but I didn't want to be the one to ask if things had taken a turn for the worse.

I am glad you came and let us know.

I hope he is able to pass with little pain. I hope you as a family can work together to get through this tough time. Very sorry to hear. All the best to you.

[Toby Waller]

Jesus Christ

[Pablo]

Damn that is awful news. Sorry to hear it and for you and the rest of his family.

[Bugeater]

This should really have its own thread. He was a founding member.

[LittleMeatballNick]

He loved the planet. He would always send me links off here and show me things people said while I was growing up.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

:(

[TLO]

:(

[eDave]

He loved the planet. He would always send me links off here and show me things people said while I was growing up.

Please let him know we are thinking of him.

[LittleMeatballNick]

This should really have its own thread. He was a founding member.
I can't start a thread, being a new member.

[Bugeater]

I can't start a thread, being a new member.
Maybe a moderator will pop in here and fix that.

[Easy 6]

This is awful, so sorry to hear it... all my best to you and your family

It'd be great if you took his place here at the Planet

[TLO]

I was thinking about Dave the other day and how long it seemed he'd been gone from the board but I didn't want to be the one to ask if things had taken a turn for the worse.

I am glad you came and let us know.

I hope he is able to pass with little pain. I hope you as a family can work together to get through this tough time. Very sorry to hear. All the best to you.

I haven't seen Saccopoo in forever either. :(

[hometeam]

very sad :(

[lewdog]

New thread for this definitely.

[Bowser]

Oh no. Terrible. You tell your dad we're all thinking of him, ok?

[Bugeater]

Fuck it, I'll start one.

[DaneMcCloud]

I have no words. I'm so sorry for you and your father, who was never anything but a great, good natured guy, regardless of the teasing.

He checked in with me from time to time, as I did with him, about my wife's cancer recovery. He was always sweet and encouraging.

I sure you know this but your father loves you very much. He always talked about you and missed you immensely when you were both apart.

My sincerest condolences.

[LittleMeatballNick]

**** it, I'll start one.

I'm gonna use his phone and make a thread off of his account.

[Bugeater]

I'm gonna use his phone and make a thread off of his account.
Good call. :thumb:

[Bowser]

Started a thread and quoted all of Nick's posts. I'll delete it if an "official" thread gets started.

[Buzz]

In my prayers.

[srvy]

When I hadn't seen him post for a while here I feared the worst but remained hopeful that he was just taking a break. I always enjoyed reading his posts seemed like a great guy and a great Chiefs fan.
He will be missed around here, sincere sympathy to his family you are in my prayers.

[TLO]

https://www.gofundme.com/2v6zxfck%C2%A0

Click it and donate folks

[Simply Red]

I'm very sorry to hear of this - this is very awful to read. My condolences.

[Fat Elvis]

I haven't seen Saccopoo in forever either. :(

It's been a month. Anyone know how to get ahold of him?

[ThaVirus]

I'm sorry to hear this.

I didn't interact with your father much but the couple times we had words he seemed like a great dude.

[Rams Fan]

Positive thoughts are headed your way, Dave.

[go bo]

I'll have a son sometime in March. Just...not on here.

that boy is going to have a first-rate mother to guide him through life's mysteries, travails and triumphs...

:thumb:

[go bo]

He was 45 and it was a brain tumor, glioblastoma multiforme.

shit, that's what killed my brother when he was in his mid-50's...

cancer sucks!!

best wishes for your dad...

[Otter]

That's horrible and I'm very sorry to hear the news. Hang in there and use this place as crutch when you need to take some weight off wound.