Man finds butt plug on hotel room shelf

[TinyEvel]

That man being me. Just now.

I'm in L.A. for a family event. Pulled the iron off the shelf to iron my shirt. This little guy was sitting up there behind it.

Pretty sure either someone put it there for em to find, or maybe the cleaning crew thought it was for ironing? Or blow drying?

Should I raise a stink?

[dlphg9]

Try her on

[mlyonsd]

ROF . Raise a stink. Awesome.

[Donger]

I wouldn't have known that was a butt plug.

[bricks]

That's just practice to stretch the a-hole so whenever that person takes a finger up the ass for examination it ain't that painful you know?

[Baby Lee]

Bundy Lives Matter!!

[Ebolapox]

Lol I know someone who is going to sleep in a suite tonight

[dlphg9]

What's it smell like?

[Rain Man]

Is it one of those full service hotels that meets your every need before you even knew you needed it?

[ClevelandBronco]

Are you sure that's what it is? I could be incorrect, but mightn't that be a stand on which a woman could place her rings when she's not wearing them?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Looks like someone is getting an upgrade.

[Dante84]

Are you sure that's what it is? I could be incorrect, but mightn't that be a stand on which a woman could place her rings when she's not wearing them?

Yes.

Her asshole rings.

[Pablo]

Did you taste it yet?

Savor the flavor my man.

[Dante84]

Exact same story happened to my colleague, with a dildo in the drawer.

Free stay, upgrade and a future free stay at any of their hotels.

[dlphg9]

Did you taste it yet?

Savor the flavor my man.

I don't think he's even smelled it yet. Dude is behind schedule.

[Pablo]

It's like an ass binky. Pop that bad boy in your suck hole and get the grit off.

[ghak99]

You're being probed.

If you don't report it, they'll know they can get away with putting it somewhere else while you're sleeping.

[ClevelandBronco]

Look, you guys are undoubtedly the experts, but after googling "ring holder" I'm not convinced you found a butt plug. And fuck you, I'm not googling "butt plug" to further my research.

[Fish]

Are you sure that's what it is? I could be incorrect, but mightn't that be a stand on which a woman could place her rings when she's not wearing them?

Which someone has put up their butt at some point.

[BlackHelicopters]

Worthless without pics of anal penetration.

[ClevelandBronco]

Which someone has put up their butt at some point.

Granted.

[threebag]

I think if you rinse it in HOT water you should be okay

[Rain Man]

It's possible that the maid is flirting with you. The next time she comes into the room, be sitting in a chair holding it and give her your best seductive smile.

[dlphg9]

Look, you guys are undoubtedly the experts, but after googling "ring holder" I'm not convinced you found a butt plug. And **** you, I'm not googling "butt plug" to further my research.

This is why we need him to perform the smell test

[sedated]

Way too small to be a butt plug.

[Baby Lee]

It's possible that the maid is flirting with you. The next time she comes into the room, be sitting in a chair holding it and give her your best seductive smile.

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[Coochie liquor]

We rented a house in Sebastiian about 10 years ago, and were cleaning it before we moved out stuff in. I was vacuuming the top of the kitchen cabinets, and something got stuck in it. I pulled the vac hose down and there was one of those old yellow looking hard plastic vibrators stuck in it. I've always wondered wtf was going on that caused a vibe to be hidden on top of kitchen cabs.

[TinyEvel]

I just called the front desk and told him that I'm not going to take this sitting down. I want them to get to the bottom of this.

[Coochie liquor]

I just called the front desk and told him that I'm not going to take this sitting down.

ROFLROFL

[wazu]

Way too small to be a butt plug.

Speak for yourself.

[Chief Pote]

Okay so I'm entertained....glad I clicked on this thread. ROFL

[Iowanian]

The real tragedy is the poor feller that accidentally went home with the remote in his butt

[RINGLEADER]

I don't think he's even smelled it yet. Dude is behind schedule.

Confidence is high. Repeat, confidence is high.

[Baby Lee]

The real tragedy is the poor feller that accidentally went home with the remote in his butt

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[ChiefRocka]

Did you pick it up to anal-ize?

[InChiefsHeaven]

Never seen one before...are they supposed to be bent over like that, or did this one get...overused...:Lin:

[TinyEvel]

I've heard of Elf on a shelf but this is ridiculous.

[Otter]

Way too small to be a butt plug. Odd, I was thinking the exact opposite. I'll take your word for it.

[ChiefRocka]

I've heard of Elf on a shelf but this is ridiculous.

Smelf

[BigMeatballDave]

This thread may be headed to the HoC...

[FlaChief58]

That's just practice to stretch the a-hole so whenever that person takes a finger up the ass for examination it ain't that painful you know?

:LOL: Our resident buttplug expert ROFL

[Al Bundy]

Bundy Lives Matter!!

Yes they do.

[scho63]

I'm starting to think TinyEvil takes one of these to each hotel room he stays in and pulls the same scam. Use it when he first arrives then call the front desk for an upgrade.

Very clever indeed!

[frozenchief]

It's threads like these that make me glad I read CP.

[Mennonite]

I'm starting to think TinyEvil takes one of these to each hotel room he stays in and pulls the same scam. Use it when he first arrives then call the front desk for an upgrade.

An even bigger dildo?

[JoeyChuckles]

This is a sign of what we are about to do to the Patriots.

[Anyong Bluth]

Exact same story happened to my colleague, with a dildo in the drawer.

Free stay, upgrade and a future free stay at any of their hotels.
It's a huge racket in the hotel industry. The old, "I found a butt plug in my room, give me free shit" trick!

If you report it, they will put you on the watchlist. Anytime you make a reservation, buttplug will pop up on their screen.

[2112]

Heh just dress it up in the little tiny knevil suit you got and you're set.

[Simply Red]

wow - yeah I remember buying a PC on Ebay and there was a porn in the optical drive - thankfully it wasn't a disturbing genre. I'd tell them Tiny - I'd probably not get mad about it - just request a different room.

[Fish]

This is a sign of what we are about to do to the Patriots.

We're going to leave buttplugs in their hotel rooms?

[Simply Red]

An even bigger dildo?



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[Anyong Bluth]

We're going to leave buttplugs in their hotel rooms?
That's Midwest hospitality for ya.

[scho63]

Thank God you found it in the closet and not stuck in your ass when you woke up.

Or what a minute, is that where you really found it and then stuck it in the closet to hide the shame? LOL

[Dayze]

Ask for a room with a flesh light. Even swap.

[Iowanian]

Maybe this is like a geocache.....you take one and leave one for the next visitor from patriots planet.

[Fairplay]

cosmo had a reward on that, pm her for the details

[seclark]

motel 6...we'll leave the buttplug out for ya.
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[HoneyBadger]

What kind of shitty hotels are you staying in?

[Sully]

They have to post the rates on the back of the door. That'll let you know the upcharge for using the in-room butt plug.

[jerryforeverrice80]

guess we know what he will be doing tonight.

[Iowanian]

You should probably be a nice guy and send that back to native. It's probably tough on the poor fellow going right to the watermelon.

[HonestChieffan]

Keep it and name it Cosmo.

[TLO]

Yeah but is your ASS itchy?

[Bowser]

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