How did your 50,000th post change your life?

[siberian khatru]

i just joined the ChiefsPlanet 50,000 Posts Club. I'm curious how other club members dealt with it.

Did you get more poontang? Did family and friends hit you up for money? Were you passed thru the rope line outside trendy clubs and restaurants? Did you get a congratulatory phone call from the president, or at least AustinChief?

What can I look forward to?

[Bowser]

I learned how to make a fortune and truly pleasure a woman when AustinChief took me to his secret private stash of Estonian women. Plus the ding dang dinagalong grew to requisite CP standards. Best day of my life.

[Buck]

Testing to see if I have 50k yet.

Edit: I don't know.

[FlaChief58]

50K? Pfft, fuckin n00bs / Clay

[Rain Man]

I can go to the front of the line at restaurants, movie theaters, and airports. But be warned that not everyone in line is aware of this benefit.

[BigRedChief]

get ready for the upgrade

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[TLO]

I'll let you know in a couple years