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Mr. Laz
01-20-2016, 08:22 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash">#Bills</a> hire leagues first female full-time coach. Kathryn Smith as special teams quality control.</p>&mdash; Anthony DiMoro (@AnthonyDiMoro) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiMoro/status/689995472585490433">January 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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TLO
01-20-2016, 08:23 PM
What's she doing out of the kitchen?

TimBone
01-20-2016, 08:24 PM
Doesn't giver her position title. I assume Happy Ending Massage Therapy coach.

TLO
01-20-2016, 08:24 PM
Need pics to determine whether this is a good hire.

Munson
01-20-2016, 08:24 PM
Pics?

Mr. Laz
01-20-2016, 08:25 PM
Need pics to determine whether this is a good hire.

Pics?

no, you do not.


LMAO

TLO
01-20-2016, 08:26 PM
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Kathryn-Smith-Bills-coach-01-20-16.png

TimBone
01-20-2016, 08:26 PM
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Kathryn-Smith-Bills-coach-01-20-16.png
Meh. At last call, maybe.

TLO
01-20-2016, 08:26 PM
Not a good hire. Not a terrible hire. Certainly not great though.

TLO
01-20-2016, 08:28 PM
Slightly below average hire I'd say.

6/10 maybe. Maybe 5.

BlackHelicopters
01-20-2016, 08:29 PM
Would not.

BucEyedPea
01-20-2016, 08:30 PM
She's the special teams quality control coach.

chiefzilla1501
01-20-2016, 08:30 PM
Rex Ryan with the first female hire. Quite the feet!

Hog's Gone Fishin
01-20-2016, 08:32 PM
You guys make me sick!

She was hired to teach ball handling skills. Nothing more.

Hammock Parties
01-20-2016, 08:33 PM
She's the special teams quality control coach.

That's about as low as you can get. ROFL

She'll probably manage special teams video and fetch coffee. "Quality control" is code for "bitch work" in the NFL, and I'm not referring to gender.

redfan
01-20-2016, 08:33 PM
In charge of and responsible for all aspects of sammich gittin'.







Still, NFL gig.
props
now git me a sammich

keg in kc
01-20-2016, 08:34 PM
Kind of cool.

Mr. Laz
01-20-2016, 08:34 PM
Rex Ryan with the first female hire. Quite the feet!

http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Oh-I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

srvy
01-20-2016, 08:37 PM
Has a pretty mouth.

Could prove useful.

Hammock Parties
01-20-2016, 08:39 PM
Why would you do this if you have a vagina?

The position as we know it in modern day football was created by Mike Holmgren in 1990 when he was the Offensive Coordinator for the San Francisco 49ers.

Mike needed someone to transcribe the Niners Playbook and copy it to a computer.

That someone was Jon Gruden.

The job also included analyzing opponents, breaking down statistics, tracking and charting plays during games and fetching coffee.

Gruden earned a salary of $500 a month, turned 18 hour days and often spent his nights on a cot in the office drawing up plays on his computer.

BucEyedPea
01-20-2016, 08:45 PM
That's about as low as you can get. ROFL

She'll probably manage special teams video and fetch coffee. "Quality control" is code for "bitch work" in the NFL, and I'm not referring to gender.

and it's the Club Med position on the team to boot.

Eleazar
01-20-2016, 09:13 PM
She looks like Rex Ryan in drag

Hog's Gone Fishin
01-20-2016, 09:14 PM
I'll just put this here.


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CDdvReNKKuk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

alpha_omega
01-20-2016, 09:17 PM
If she's qualified, great....if it's just for show, then not so great.

hometeam
01-20-2016, 09:18 PM
Meh. At last call, maybe.

not even

Rain Man
01-20-2016, 09:19 PM
I thought Josh McDaniel was the first female coach.

Bufkin
01-20-2016, 09:21 PM
If she's qualified, great....if it's just for show, then not so great.
It's just for show.

Hog's Gone Fishin
01-20-2016, 09:23 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/BplxfrVZosc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

vailpass
01-20-2016, 09:43 PM
Meh. At last supper, maybe.

Maybe.

Rasputin
01-20-2016, 09:58 PM
Doesn't giver her position title. I assume Happy Ending Massage Therapy coach.

Rex Ryan still coach? Didn't get hacked then she probably just has nice feet.

New World Order
01-20-2016, 11:13 PM
That's about as low as you can get. ROFL

She'll probably manage special teams video and fetch coffee. "Quality control" is code for "bitch work" in the NFL, and I'm not referring to gender.


Similar to what Pioli did for NE's management.

rabblerouser
01-20-2016, 11:38 PM
Similar to what Pioli did for NE's management.

It's exactly what Pioli did for BB in Cleveland.

bevischief
01-21-2016, 04:05 AM
Ball control coach.