The 2015 Chiefs Planet "King of the N00bs" is...

[RealSNR]

...nobody?

The Sorter rule says you have to go back a little bit the previous year if you want to make it a truly valid assessment of the greatest n00b of that year. Last year I went back to October of 2013 - December 2014.

This year if I go back to October of 2014 - December of 2015 and only count the posters with 200 posts or more (arbitrarily, not that those with less than 200 should be excluded from consideration), look at the crap you get saddled with:

TigerUppercut 12-01-2014 1,545
Chief Northman 04-03-2015 200
Pogue 08-11-2015 229
ChiefsFan1st 08-09-2015 216
Squalor2 08-21-2015 741
smellypitts 10-28-2015 1,514

That's why I did the n00b deathmatch last year, but I ended up getting so many complaints when we couldn't kill PizzaDoughz that we had to end the contest at a judge's decision.

So I'm going to leave it up to the CP voting public how this will be decided.

Poll forthcoming

Previous winners:

2014 King of the n00bs: Bufkin
2013 King of the n00bs: AussieChiefsFan
2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: FAX

[lewdog]

What a shitty fucking class of douches.

[TimBone]

1. I should have won the year Aussie Chiefs won. He had been a member for about two years at that point.

2. This year's list su*******s. No winner.

[eDave]

Aren't they all banned already?

[TambaBerry]

1. I should have won the year Aussie Chiefs won. He had been a member for about two years at that point.

2. This year's list su*******s. No winner.

No, I should have won

[RealSNR]

Maybe we should do a tournament of runner-ups from the 2013 class.

[TambaBerry]

Maybe we should do a tournament of runner-ups from the 2013 class.

No, nobody knows who I am. I lurk too much, there are a few posters who I enjoy reading their take on things.

[lewdog]

I got robbed in 2011 by douchey BoneKrusher just because he made all those dumb signature bars.

[SAUTO]

That list deserves to be deleted

[KCUnited]

Reads like a Saccapoop mock draft.

[SAUTO]

I'm not even sure 3 aren't mults

[eDave]

I got robbed in 2011 by douchey BoneKrusher just because he made all those dumb signature bars.

Yea. I'm sure that's the reason. :rolleyes:

:Poke:

[DaneMcCloud]

Tiger Uppercut and Smelly Pitts are mults and should not be included

[Sorter]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f0/f0/5d/f0f05d137ae6064c4081885c5dc0c6d7.gif

[bevischief]

Nuke them all from orbit. The only way to be sure.

[Shogun]

Sure doesn't add up to Class of 2010.

Myself and the new server sure did put up one for the ages.

[TimBone]

Reads like a Saccapoop mock draft.
lol
Maybe we should do a tournament of runner-ups from the 2013 class.
Your post, along with KCUnited's comment gives me an idea. It would be a ton of work, but you could do a re-poll for every year, to see how different the vote would go now. You could even include names that didn't get nominated, but turned out to be solid posters. Kinda like when you see those articles about the NFL doing redrafts from certain years.

I'd be willing to help, if you wanna give it a go.

[lewdog]

lol

Your post, along with KCUnited's comment gives me an idea. It would be a ton of work, but you could do a re-poll for every year, to see how different the vote would go now. You could even include names that didn't get nominated, but turned out to be solid posters. Kinda like when you see those articles about the NFL doing redrafts from certain years.

I'd be willing to help, if you wanna give it a go.

You've got way too much time on your hands.

Get a fucking job or something, kid.

[bevischief]

lol

Your post, along with KCUnited's comment gives me an idea. It would be a ton of work, but you could do a re-poll for every year, to see how different the vote would go now. You could even include names that didn't get nominated, but turned out to be solid posters. Kinda like when you see those articles about the NFL doing redrafts from certain years.

I'd be willing to help, if you wanna give it a go.

It would better than these crap posters.

[TimBone]

You've got way too much time on your hands.

Get a fucking job or something, kid.
Hahahahahahaha....I work in a place that gives me a lot of free time. I work when the aircraft fly, nothing I can do to change that.

[ThaVirus]

That list blows harder than TiggerBob when his uncle is in town

[Rain Man]

lol

Your post, along with KCUnited's comment gives me an idea. It would be a ton of work, but you could do a re-poll for every year, to see how different the vote would go now. You could even include names that didn't get nominated, but turned out to be solid posters. Kinda like when you see those articles about the NFL doing redrafts from certain years.

I'd be willing to help, if you wanna give it a go.


It seems like that's more like a Hall of Fame vote. But I would spend more time thinking about a Hottest Celebrity vote.

[RealSNR]

If we just did a straight-up vote right now, I'd vote for Squalor2, only because I think I've seen him once or twice in the chatroom on game day. I'd also strongly consider voting for Potato, who actually has less than 200 posts.

[Jim Lahey]

Tigeruppercut is that person you fucking hate but always run into at the grocery store and every time he says "hey" you just look the other way and pretend not to hear him.

[RealSNR]

lol

Your post, along with KCUnited's comment gives me an idea. It would be a ton of work, but you could do a re-poll for every year, to see how different the vote would go now. You could even include names that didn't get nominated, but turned out to be solid posters. Kinda like when you see those articles about the NFL doing redrafts from certain years.

I'd be willing to help, if you wanna give it a go.

I would like to see this happen, but I don't really want to put in the work. I'd let you run the entire thing.

[BigRedChief]

Damn man that's a poor list compared to previous years.

[SAUTO]

If we just did a straight-up vote right now, I'd vote for Squalor2, only because I think I've seen him once or twice in the chatroom on game day. I'd also strongly consider voting for Potato, who actually has less than 200 posts.

Squalor2 has been around previously im betting

[Saccopoo]

Reads like a Saccapoop mock draft.

That hurts.

I have feelings.

[DaneMcCloud]

Squalor2 has been around previously im betting

Me, too.

Smelly, TigerBob and Squalor are all mults.

[TimBone]

Me, too.

Smelly, TigerBob and Squalor are all mults.
I'm sticking to my guns that TigerUppercut is not black bob. If he is, I'll eat my foot. I'm that sure of it.

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm sticking to my guns that TigerUppercut is not black bob. If he is, I'll eat my foot. I'm that sure of it.

He's Blackbob.

Hell, I even call him Blackbob in threads and he doesn't even dispute it.

[BigRedChief]

Me, too.

Smelly, TigerBob and Squalor are all mults.The mods could clear it up. I always had the mods check for dupes before putting someone in the poll.

[TimBone]

The mods have cleared it up. Numerous times. The only problem is they can't say it's 100% certain that it's not him.

[eDave]

You guys would shit if you found out who's mult I am. It's been an epic troll.

[DaNewGuy]

Bufkin fell the fuck off. Took his award and got lazy like Bowe

[TimBone]

Bufkin fell the fuck off. Took his award and got lazy like Bowe
He did give us a c-span prank call, though. No winner has ever done that.

[Bugeater]

Squalor2 has been around previously im betting
I think he's another reincarnation of blueballs.

[eDave]

Tigeruppercut is that person you ****ing hate but always run into at the grocery store and every time he says "hey" you just look the other way and pretend not to hear him.

https://i.imgur.com/GcCuLID.jpg

[scho63]

I think smellypitts is Knowmo

[Saccopoo]

I think smellypitts is Knowmo

Not a chance.

[lewdog]

Inmem has to have a mult by now. He begged for his life to stay here.

Which one is he Timbone?

[TLO]

Inmem has to have a mult by now. He begged for his life to stay here.

Which one is he Timbone?

I always thought he might be threebag02 or whatever the fuck that guy's name is.

[TimBone]

Inmem has to have a mult by now. He begged for his life to stay here.

Which one is he Timbone?
I'm not sure that he has one. I did see him post 'free Inmem' on the CP Facebook page a few days ago. I think he even spelled everything correctly. It was impressive.

[TimBone]

I always thought he might be threebag02 or whatever the fuck that guy's name is.
That dude is odd, but I think he's been here a long time. He hates Clay. Hates him so much that he even used to bring up Clay's name in threads that weren't even about Clay. It's a weird obsession.

[eDave]

I'm not sure that he has one. I did see him post 'free Inmem' on the CP Facebook page a few days ago. I think he even spelled everything correctly. It was impressive.

Heh.

[Start Croyle]

The mods could clear it up. I always had the mods check for dupes before putting someone in the poll.

Bufkin was also a mult, but they let him participate anyway.

[LiveSteam]

You guys would shit if you found out who's mult I am. It's been an epic troll.

Billay for one dollar Alex

[LiveSteam]

Billay for one dollar Alex

Although I could see Clay trolling and bragging about owning flower shops.

[eDave]

Although I could see Clay trolling and bragging about owning flower shops.

Brag? It's just something I did.

And you call me Clay, ONE MORE TIME, and I'm going to cut you.

[C3HIEF3S]

What happened to Aussie? :(

[Bugeater]

What happened to Aussie? :(
Who fucking cares?

[C3HIEF3S]

Who fucking cares?

You seem nice.

[eDave]

You seem nice.

Who fucking cares?

[C3HIEF3S]

Who fucking cares?

You seem nice.

[eDave]

You seem nice.

Thank you. As do you.

[lewdog]

What happened to Aussie? :(

Maybe he had to finally get a life. He was on here almost all day and watching Chiefs games in the wee hours of the morning. An Australian clay living in his mom's basement.

[Brock]

Pitts isn't a noob. He's a mult

[eDave]

Pitts isn't a noob. He's a mult

That guy gifs.

[TribalElder]

Some Australian guy who joined in the 1900's won my first year

[RealSNR]

Bufkin was also a mult, but they let him participate anyway.


I deliberately opened up last year's death match to all mults.

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm still hurt that I didn't win 2010

**** all of you and this comp

I'm the true champion of 2010 and you all should be ashamed for rigging it against me

[TimBone]

I'm still hurt that I didn't win 2010

**** all of you and this comp

I'm the true champion of 2010 and you all should be ashamed for rigging it against me
In my heart, you won, Pawn. In my heart.

[Bugeater]

In my heart, you won, Pawn. In my heart.
In my heart, you won in 2013. Aussie shouldn't even have been eligible that year.

[TimBone]

In my heart, you won in 2013. Aussie shouldn't even have been eligible that year.
MY MAN!

[RealSNR]

In my ass, TimBone wins. In my ass.

[Ming the Merciless]

In my ass, TimBone wins. In my ass.

Party in SNRs ass!

Erryone is cummin

[Ming the Merciless]

1 or 4

[Bugeater]

I hereby declare TimBone as the 2015 n00b of the year. Fuck off if you don't like it.

[eDave]

I hereby declare TimBone as the 2015 n00b of the year. **** off if you don't like it.

Seconded. Motion carries.

[TimBone]

This is, like, the best day of my life.

[eDave]

This is, like, the best day of my life.

Sorry to hear that. Come hang with me for a few days. Change your life.

[Ming the Merciless]

I hereby declare TimBone as the 2015 n00b of the year. **** off if you don't like it.

AYE!

MOTION CARRIED

[TimBone]

Sorry to hear that. Come hang with me for a few days. Change your life.
You have something better than SNR's ass over there? Doubtful.

[eDave]

You have something better than SNR's ass over there? Doubtful.

My looks always lose out. Sigh.

[RealSNR]

My looks always lose out. Sigh.

Don't take it personally. Few things in this world are my ass

[Shogun]

I'm still hurt that I didn't win 2010

**** all of you and this comp

I'm the true champion of 2010 and you all should be ashamed for rigging it against me

You were a worthy opponent, but could not out-do all of my sexual favors for casino cash, or the new server being 10x better than the old server. All hail ShogunPlanet.

[Shogun]

Still accepting casino cash, btw.

[DaneMcCloud]

You were a worthy opponent, but could not out-do all of my sexual favors for casino cash, or the new server being 10x better than the old server. All hail ShogunPlanet.

Don't even know who you are

[FlaChief58]

I'm sticking to my guns that TigerUppercut is not black bob. If he is, I'll eat my foot. I'm that sure of it.

Would you like some steak sauce with that foot?

[Bugeater]

I hereby declare Dane McCloud as the 2000 n00b of the year. Fuck you all if you don't like it.

[TimBone]

My looks always lose out. Sigh.
I'll still come hang out with you, Dave. I'm just saying....SNR's ass. C'mon, man.

[TimBone]

Would you like some steak sauce with that foot?
I'll just bacon wrap that sucker.

[TimBone]

Would you like some steak sauce with that foot?
U got proof tho?

[eDave]

I'll still come hang out with you, Dave. I'm just saying....SNR's ass. C'mon, man.

Let me know if you see my class ring in there.

[RealSNR]

Let me know if you see my class ring in there.

SNR's ass does not assume responsibility for any missing or stolen personal items

[retkim]

How come I'm not in contention?

[Bugeater]

How come I'm not in contention?
Because you damn near killed 'em.

[TimBone]

lol...holy shit.

[Coochie liquor]

He did give us a c-span prank call, though. No winner has ever done that.

Has a fan of a team other than KC ever won before him?

[RealSNR]

Has a fan of a team other than KC ever won before him?

bill parcells was a Jets fan when he won. Not sure if he still is a Jets fan.

Also, AussieChiefsFan is a fan of cock.

[srvy]

Couldn't find

option 7 - Do not care

[TimBone]

Couldn't find

option 7 - Do not care
We're just surprised you can still eat solid foods, old man.

[RealSNR]

Gonzo is a crafty one

[TLO]

http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/644801/width/500/height/1000/flags/LL

[Fairplay]

I got robbed in 2011 by douchey BoneKrusher just because he made all those dumb signature bars.

You got ripped off plus you're a huge Royals fan I demand another vote.

Hanging chads and all that.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

No question I upset the most people on this forum during this season. I'll happily take some credit for contributing towards Clay's epic meltdown leading to his restricted status.

[Shogun]

Don't even know who you are

Im okay with this. Ill sleep better tonight knowing this information, Dave.

[DaneMcCloud]

Chiefs Northman is a fucking Canadian hoser with 245 posts.

WTF?

[DaneMcCloud]

bill parcells was a Jets fan when he won. Not sure if he still is a Jets fan.

I'm pretty sure he's a still a Jets fan.

Poor bastard is going to die a Jets fan, too.

:D

[eDave]

No question I upset the most people on this forum during this season. I'll happily take some credit for contributing towards Clay's epic meltdown leading to his restricted status.

You over value yourself

[DaneMcCloud]

No question I upset the most people on this forum during this season. I'll happily take some credit for contributing towards Clay's epic meltdown leading to his restricted status.

You're a fucking Know-Nothing Twat.

Fuck off.

No one would notice if you were banned tonight, which should happen anyway, Bobtard.

[TimBone]

You're a fucking Know-Nothing Twat.

Fuck off.

No one would notice if you were banned tonight, which should happen anyway, Bobtard.
I swear, I'll eat my foot.

[TimBone]

He is a shit poster, though.

[DaneMcCloud]

I swear, I'll eat my foot.

Unnecessary

[eDave]

Unnecessary

You hush

[DaneMcCloud]

You hush

LMAO

Do you really want Tim to be without a foot?

That would be weird at garage sales and office meetings.

[TimBone]

LMAO

Do you really want Tim to be without a foot?

That would be weird at garage sales and office meetings.
It would also be awkward in SNR's ass.

[Toby Waller]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeCFdjFdmccxNRK/giphy.gif

[TLO]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeCFdjFdmccxNRK/giphy.gif

Might just be me, but I don't see anything here.

[Toby Waller]

now? ^

[TLO]

now? ^

Works now. LMAO

[The Franchise]

There was no way I was winning in 2006. Coffey was posting some ungodly amount every day.

[TLO]

No question I upset the most people on this forum during this season. I'll happily take some credit for contributing towards Clay's epic meltdown leading to his restricted status.

I think you may be greatly overestimating your own value.

[mdchiefsfan]

I got robbed in 2011 by douchey BoneKrusher just because he made all those dumb signature bars.

That are in your sig LMAO

[mdchiefsfan]

I'm still hurt that I didn't win 2010

**** all of you and this comp

I'm the true champion of 2010 and you all should be ashamed for rigging it against me

In my heart, you won in 2013. Aussie shouldn't even have been eligible that year.

I got dicked by some guy named Dr. Facebook Fever, though that wasn't his name at the time. He had some competition to win and I spent 4 hours helping the dude out. He says, "You got my vote for noob of the year," and bitched out when the time came.

Here is the thread, where I was so gracious:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=251218&page=6

[TimBone]

I got dicked by some guy named Dr. Facebook Fever, though that wasn't his name at the time. He had some competition to win and I spent 4 hours helping the dude out. He says, "You got my vote for noob of the year," and bitched out when the time came.

Here is the thread, where I was so gracious:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=251218&page=6
Sheesh...I hope that dude at least got a blow job from that chicken for winning that.

[eDave]

I got dicked by some guy named Dr. Facebook Fever, though that wasn't his name at the time. He had some competition to win and I spent 4 hours helping the dude out. He says, "You got my vote for noob of the year," and bitched out when the time came.

Here is the thread, where I was so gracious:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=251218&page=6

I laughed so hard snot flew out and ****ed my up my key.

[BlackHelicopters]

Thread is worthless without pics of noob's wives or girlfriends.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

You're a ****ing Know-Nothing Twat.

**** off.

No one would notice if you were banned tonight, which should happen anyway, Bobtard.

Coming from the california kid who has engaged in PM battles bragging about living off of someone else's money. ROFL

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

the definition of calling someone a "shit poster"

a) is/was a bowe apologist
b) thought our season was over after week 6 and blamed Alex Smith
c) both a and b

[Mav]

1. I should have won the year Aussie Chiefs won. He had been a member for about two years at that point.

2. This year's list su*******s. No winner.


Yeah. I'm pretty sure I should of won that year. And look now, he's gone!

[rico]

There have been a lot of posters that I have thought of and thought, "oh yeah, I'm gonna mention that poster in this thread and save the day!!!" Then I check them out and find out that they have been around longer than me and I am just now noticing them.

Seriously, where are the fucking n00bs at this year?

Oh, and a well known poster mentioned "smellypitts" as being an awesome poster in another team's forum... Thought it was odd...however this poster doesn't like .gifs or pics and has ranted about that, so it confuses me.

[TimBone]

There have been a lot of posters that I have thought of and thought, "oh yeah, I'm gonna mention that poster in this thread and save the day!!!" Then I check them out and find out that they have been around longer than me and I am just now noticing them.

Seriously, where are the fucking n00bs at this year?

Oh, and a well known poster mentioned "smellypitts" as being an awesome poster in another team's forum... Thought it was odd...however this poster doesn't like .gifs or pics and has ranted about that, so it confuses me.
Must have been hootie. He hates the .gifs.

[DaneMcCloud]

Coming from the california kid who has engaged in PM battles bragging about living off of someone else's money. ROFL

What the fuck are you talking about, Blackbob?

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

What the **** are you talking about, Blackbob?

I find it ironic that you mention that I would be forgotten if I stopped posting yet you associate me with someone that has left an impression on you.

:clap:

[DaneMcCloud]

I find it ironic that you mention that I would be forgotten if I stopped posting yet you associate me with someone that has left an impression on you.

:clap:

What?

How fucking dumb are you?

And what's with this "PM battle" bullshit. I don't ever recall sending your stupid ass a private message.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

What?

How ****ing dumb are you?

And what's with this "PM battle" bullshit. I don't ever recall sending your stupid ass a private message.

You and another poster were doing it

[DaneMcCloud]

You and another poster were doing it

:facepalm:

Get back to blowing your uncle, moron.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

:facepalm:

Get back to blowing your uncle, moron.

So follow your lead with what you do for your pops to live in the 'hills'

[DaneMcCloud]

So follow your lead with what you do for your pops to live in the 'hills'

What?

Do you speak English, Motherfucker?

[The Franchise]

What?

Do you speak English, Motherfucker?

I don't think the capitalization of motherfucker is required.

[DaneMcCloud]

I don't think the capitalization of motherfucker is required.:D

[2112]

Wow, this lost its burst after 2006, just saying

[2112]

What?

How ****ing dumb are you?

And what's with this "PM battle" bullshit. I don't ever recall sending your stupid ass a private message.

LOL Dane is always fighting with somebody. love it! he should win n00b of 2015

[2112]

The 2014 winner is an embarrassment lol. professor should be fired and SP Chief reinstated

[RealSNR]

The 2014 winner is an embarrassment lol. professor should be fired and SP Chief reinstated

You should have sent out more neg reps. I had nothing to do with the decision in 2014.

[SAUTO]

You and another poster were doing it

Which account did they send them to?