Hottest Female Celebrity(?) Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 6

[TimBone]

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will gives us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Jennifer Connelly

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jennifer%20Connelly_1.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jennifer%20Connelly_1.jpg.html)



Hailey Leigh

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Hailey%20Leigh_1.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Hailey%20Leigh_1.jpg.html)



Katheryn Winnick

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/katheryn%20winnick.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/katheryn%20winnick.jpg.html)



Drea De Matteo

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Drea%20De%20Matteo.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Drea%20De%20Matteo.jpg.html)



Nastassja Kinski

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Natassja%20Kinski.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Natassja%20Kinski.jpg.html)

[Dartgod]

NB4

[jd1020]

Hailey Leigh? ROFL

So softcore internet porn models are celebs now? She's hot as hell but to keep with the spirit of the contest I have to go with Connelly and Winnick.

[TimBone]

Hailey Leigh? ROFL

So softcore internet porn models are celebs now?

As mentioned in the nom thread, level of celeb is not a major issue. Internet celebrity was allowed. Basically, if I could find out quite a bit about who the girl was via google, they were in. I knew Hailey's entry would cause some butthurt amongst celeb snobs, though. She's certainly at the bottom of the list, regarding celebrity status in the tourney. That being said, sh'es got a body, and could garner some votes if people see NSFW pics of her.

[ThaVirus]

Don't know too much about any of these girls so I went based on the photos in the OP.

Hailey Leigh and Jennifer Connelly.

[Dartgod]

This is the weakest heat so far. Can you add Meg Ryan to this one so that she has a fighting chance?

[ROYC75]

This is the weakest heat so far. Can you add Meg Ryan to this one so that she has a fighting chance?

Got that right!

[eDave]

Yawn.

[Pablo]

ASS TO ASS!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1780213/ass-to-ass-o.gif

[TimBone]

I've never found Drea De Matteo very attractive. Even on the Sopranos.

I don't know Katheryn Winnick, but I like her.

[TimBone]

This is the weakest heat so far. Can you add Meg Ryan to this one so that she has a fighting chance?
Let's hope she makes the wildcard round.

[loochy]

I've never found Drea De Matteo very attractive. Even on the Sopranos.



The main attraction on the sopranos was Jamie-Lynn Sigler. It's too bad that nobody nominated her.

[TimBone]

The main attraction on the sopranos was Jamie-Lynn Sigler. It's too bad that nobody nominated her.
Yes. She was pretty. And she was a dirty girl on Entourage.

[Rain Man]

I agree that this is a weaker heat. I went with Connelly as #1 because she has a nice feminine look, and vaguely remember that Kinski was hot in her day, so she gets my #2 spot.

That Drea woman came close and she's nice looking.

Winnick looks a little too much like Scarlett Johannson for my tastes, and the Leigh woman has tattoos.

[kepp]

Jennifer Connelly is a given, and I don't know who Katheryn Winnick is, but I'm voting for her.

[kepp]

I agree that this is a weaker heat. I went with Connelly as #1 because she has a nice feminine look, and vaguely remember that Kinski was hot in her day, so she gets my #2 spot.

That Drea woman came close and she's nice looking.

Winnick looks a little too much like Scarlett Johannson for my tastes, and the Leigh woman has tattoos.

She's trying to distract you by flashing her panties. That has to count for something.

[RippedmyFlesh]

As mentioned in the nom thread, level of celeb is not a major issue. Internet celebrity was allowed. Basically, if I could find out quite a bit about who the girl was via google, they were in. I knew Hailey's entry would cause some butthurt amongst celeb snobs, though. She's certainly at the bottom of the list, regarding celebrity status in the tourney. That being said, sh'es got a body, and could garner some votes if people see NSFW pics of her.

Porn should have its own tournament.
Maybe a death match hard vs soft core.

[loochy]

Porn should have its own tournament.
Maybe a death match hard vs soft core.

The venue would be a funeral home

[TLO]

Jen Con and meh

[ChiliConCarnage]

Some of the early heats were stacked compared to the last few.

[TLO]

Idk who Nastassja Kinski is, but it seems like she smells of body odor and long John silvers.

[TimBone]

Idk who Nastassja Kinski is, but it seems like she smells of body odor and long John silvers.
I believe she's German, so it's possible.

[TimBone]

Porn should have its own tournament.
Maybe a death match hard vs soft core.
Ohhh, I like that idea.

[TimBone]

Since it's a weak heat, you guys want another heat today?

I could throw one up before heading to the grocery store.

[Omaha]

Since it's a weak heat, you guys want another heat today?

I could throw one up before heading to the grocery store.

Bring the bitches!!!!

[TLO]

Since it's a weak heat, you guys want another heat today?

I could throw one up before heading to the grocery store.
I was letting this all go...the pics you have posted are not as bad as the one that was deleted. But your attitude sucks. I have copied all of your post and my agency is contacting an attorney. Have a wonderful day.

[Easy 6]

Connelly and Winnick, with an honorable mention for De Mateo... always wanted a piece of "Ade".

[Buehler445]

Conely and Leigh.

I'll say it again. It's tough for one picture from a gal I don't know to override the mental barriers of contestants that I've seen as hot over and over. Winnik's boobs though almost got it done.

[Rain Man]

Since it's a weak heat, you guys want another heat today?

I could throw one up before heading to the grocery store.


I'm up for it, metaphorically speaking.

[TimBone]

Bring the bitches!!!!

I'm up for it, metaphorically speaking.
Alright. Stand by. Rain Man, you're gonna wanna stick around for this one.

[Indian Chief]

Connelly gets the nostalgia nod as I just watched The Labyrinth. And Katheryn Winnick is on Vikings, which is an awesome show if you haven't seen it.

http://images.designntrend.com/data/images/full/47287/katheryn-winnick.jpg?w=780

http://kingoftheflatscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/katheryn-winnick-211.jpg

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36300000/Katheryn-Winnick-image-katheryn-winnick-36337707-400-600.jpg

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/165270447-actress-katheryn-winnick-is-photographed-for-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QSd9GBC43Hm7ju97OAd26NnLs1W%2BDCYOFH2uh9%2FdUsV8K92LgVrUQBQc1vt6WrSWo9UkGOfokd IjdKBT3n0XlVY%3D

[Rain Man]

Idk who Nastassja Kinski is, but it seems like she smells of body odor and long John silvers.

She had a nice run of fame in the 80s and was kind of a cult favorite, but she was never in any movie that I wanted to go see. I know the name, but not much else. My suspicion is that she smelled quite good.

[Gadzooks]

Drea De Matteo
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[DJ's left nut]

Peak Connelly, I'm thinking mid-90s, Mulholland Falls era, was mind-alteringly hot.

She actually got way too skinny as she aged and lost the curves/tits that made her a knockout in her prime.

[DJ's left nut]

Contest suggestion - hyperlink the contestants name to the google image search for that person.

Obviously I'm not the one going through the trouble to make these polls, but each poll probably takes 5 minutes of prep, so if you're doing 5, why not do 6? I wouldn't think it would take that long and if people want to click on the name to get a little better 'scouting report', it could give truer results.

[loochy]

Contest suggestion - hyperlink the contestants name to the google image search for that person.

Obviously I'm not the one going through the trouble to make these polls, but each poll probably takes 5 minutes of prep, so if you're doing 5, why not do 6? I wouldn't think it would take that long and if people want to click on the name to get a little better 'scouting report', it could give truer results.
ROFL Holy crap, how lazy are you?

CTRL+T
Type "Jennifer Connelly"
Click "Images"

[DJ's left nut]

ROFL Holy crap, how lazy are you?

CTRL+T
Type "Jennifer Connelly"
Click "Images"

Hey - I do my damn google searches.

It's merely a suggestion. I give not terribly many fucks either way.

[mr. tegu]

I can't believe how poor the showing is for Matteo.

[loochy]

I can't believe how poor the showing is for Matteo.

don't be offended

these are the hottest of the hot

losing in this contest is no shame

[Buehler445]

Connelly gets the nostalgia nod as I just watched The Labyrinth. And Katheryn Winnick is on Vikings, which is an awesome show if you haven't seen it.

http://images.designntrend.com/data/images/full/47287/katheryn-winnick.jpg?w=780

http://kingoftheflatscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/katheryn-winnick-211.jpg

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36300000/Katheryn-Winnick-image-katheryn-winnick-36337707-400-600.jpg

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/165270447-actress-katheryn-winnick-is-photographed-for-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QSd9GBC43Hm7ju97OAd26NnLs1W%2BDCYOFH2uh9%2FdUsV8K92LgVrUQBQc1vt6WrSWo9UkGOfokd IjdKBT3n0XlVY%3D

Fuck. I don't know that's who that was. My bad. She's FINE

[Coochie liquor]

Hailey and Jennifer

[007]

Jennifer is my one and only vote in this heat.

[jd1020]

ROFL Holy crap, how lazy are you?

CTRL+T
Type "Jennifer Connelly"
Click "Images"

Thats too much typing.

You could just highlight the name, right click, and select "Search google for..."

[TimBone]

Contest suggestion - hyperlink the contestants name to the google image search for that person.

Obviously I'm not the one going through the trouble to make these polls, but each poll probably takes 5 minutes of prep, so if you're doing 5, why not do 6? I wouldn't think it would take that long and if people want to click on the name to get a little better 'scouting report', it could give truer results.

Noted. I'm not real savvy with that kinda stuff, but its a solid idea. I'll see if its too much trouble next time. Thanks.

[TimBone]

****. I don't know that's who that was. My bad. She's FINE

God damn it, Buehler. You've got to do your homework before voting! This is not a drill, we're knee deep in the tournament here, and it is serious business. Get it together, man.

[listopencil]

Contest suggestion - hyperlink the contestants name to the google image search for that person.

Obviously I'm not the one going through the trouble to make these polls, but each poll probably takes 5 minutes of prep, so if you're doing 5, why not do 6? I wouldn't think it would take that long and if people want to click on the name to get a little better 'scouting report', it could give truer results.

I have a browser add-on that adds a "search google" option in the right click context menu. Highlight, right click, search. I recommend it.

[Dayze]

Connelly and De matteo

Though I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.

[Buehler445]

God damn it, Buehler. You've got to do your homework before voting! This is not a drill, we're knee deep in the tournament here, and it is serious business. Get it together, man.
Thats what I get for voting on the sprayer.

[Saccopoo]

Jennifer...

Oh, sweet, beautiful Jennifer...

You name alone stirs emotions inside me that I didn't even know existed.

The Rocketeer might be the greatest movie in history. Because...

http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Jennifer-Connelly-The-Rocketeer-promo3.jpg

[vailpass]

Don't know too much about any of these girls so I went based on the photos in the OP.

Hailey Leigh and Jennifer Connelly.
I hear you.

I don't recognize 3/4 of the women in any of the rounds. And I don't care. They're still nice to look at. Pretty girls I haven't met yet are what get me out of bed some days...

[DaneMcCloud]

Connelly and De matteo

Though I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.

I'm pretty sure that if you saw Drea in person, you'd think she was a 50 year old streetwalker.

Personally, I thought she was completely disgusting from the day I saw her in the Sopranos.

I may be Sicilian as well bit a skanky Italian is still a skanky Italian.

[ThaVirus]

She does have that skank look to her

[DaneMcCloud]

The main attraction on the sopranos was Jamie-Lynn Sigler. It's too bad that nobody nominated her.

She has had MS for more than a decade which is why here sightings are so rare.

She's a pretty girl.

[vailpass]

She has had MS for more than a decade which is why here sightings are so rare.

She's a pretty girl.

Really? That stinks.
Dammit Turtle...

[TimBone]

She does have that skank look to her
You remember the scenes in the Sopranos where the cops were surveilling her, and they stood outside her tennis practice with binoculars and gawked at her? I just kept thinking, "If you're gonna make this big a deal about the character's hotness, you could have at least got a knockout to play the part."

[ThaVirus]

You remember the scenes in the Sopranos where the cops were surveilling her, and they stood outside her tennis practice with binoculars and gawked at her? I just kept thinking, "If you're gonna make this big a deal about the character's hotness, you could have at least got a knockout to play the part."


It's been so long that I can't recall but I agree. She just looks kinda low rent. Not the type you'd be proud to bring home to mom.

[DaneMcCloud]

It's been so long that I can't recall but I agree. She just looks kinda low rent. Not the type you'd be proud to bring home to mom.

Never bring girls home to Mom unless they're pregnant or you're ready to marry.

Otherwise, nothing good can come from it.

[Gadzooks]

You remember the scenes in the Sopranos where the cops were surveilling her, and they stood outside her tennis practice with binoculars and gawked at her? I just kept thinking, "If you're gonna make this big a deal about the character's hotness, you could have at least got a knockout to play the part."

TimBone must have me on his ignore list. I posted that scene on page 3.

[EPodolak]

Idk who Nastassja Kinski is, but it seems like she smells of body odor and long John silvers.

Terrible assessment.

Nastassja was /fīn/ in her day. Perfect figure, very fit.

[oldman]

I'm going to go with Jen and Katheryn in this heat. I never saw what a lot of folks did in Kinski and the Hayley has way too many tats for my tastes. While Drea has a banging body, she's pretty rough in the face and every time she opens her mouth and speaks, I just want to cringe. Maybe if she would just open her ---- nevermind.

[Dayze]

I love De Matteo.

[Indian Chief]

After noticing vote totals in these early heats, I had a thought. Are you planning to use the same ordering system in the later rounds, i.e. random heat generation? Because I started wondering about ranking the girls based on their round 1 vote totals, partially to ensure that the final rounds have all the heavy hitters. The first round was unavoidable that some great ladies would lose out in tougher heats, but now we have at least a partially established ranking. Just my $.02.

[Dayze]

Though, I just noticed Dane's comment about De Matteo. He's crushing my dreams lol.

[rico]

Drea De Matteo is one of the sexiest women ever.

[TimBone]

Drea De Matteo is one of the sexiest women ever.


Carmen Electra is my choice.

How can you have such a pretty wife, and still have such terrible taste?

[rico]

How can you have such a pretty wife, and still have such terrible taste?

Electra I'm kind of indifferent about...that heat is weak, IMO...

De Matteo though... Hubba freaking hubba! Just judging by what I've seen if her on TV, I think her face is sexy, her voice, her body, DAT ASS, her accent... That chick does it for me.

Haha, I wonder how the wife would do in one of these.

[TimBone]

Electra I'm kind of indifferent about...that heat is weak, IMO...

De Matteo though... Hubba freaking hubba! Just judging by what I've seen if her on TV, I think her face is sexy, her voice, her body, DAT ASS, her accent... That chick does it for me.

Haha, I wonder how the wife would do in one of these.
Your indifferent about Electra, but you voted for her over Elisha Cuthbert?!?!? I'm just so....so.....disappointed.

Is De Matteo's normal accent the same as it was in the Sopranos? Because I wanted her throat slit in the Sopranos.

[rico]

Your indifferent about Electra, but you voted for her over Elisha Cuthbert?!?!? I'm just so....so.....disappointed.

Is De Matteo's normal accent the same as it was in the Sopranos? Because I wanted her throat slit in the Sopranos.

I tried with Cuthbert...I used to own that one movie where she was a porn star. I watched it a bunch of times with my friends and everyone always seemed to JIMP over her. Everyone except me. I just don't see it.

[DaneMcCloud]

Though, I just noticed Dane's comment about De Matteo. He's crushing my dreams lol.

That's what I do, my friend.

That's what I do.

:D

[DaneMcCloud]

I had no desire to vote for any of these women.

On a scale from 1-10, I find them all to be Blech.

[lewdog]

I had no desire to vote for any of these women.

On a scale from 1-10, I find them all to be Blech.

Your votes shouldn't be allowed.

It's no fair you've gotten to meet all these women in real life and have seen their true ugliness.

[DaneMcCloud]

Your votes shouldn't be allowed.

It's no fair you've gotten to meet all these women in real life and have seen their true ugliness.

That's pretty much why I've been voting "none".

[listopencil]

Drea De Matteo is one of the sexiest women ever.

Is this her in Sons Of Anarchy?

http://cdn.tvweb.com/img.news.tops/NEwW3RhE6MdkzD_1_b.jpg

[TimBone]

Is this her in Sons Of Anarchy?

http://cdn.tvweb.com/img.news.tops/NEwW3RhE6MdkzD_1_b.jpg
Nope. That's her cuter sister.

[rico]

My first thought is that it was a younger Steven Tyler or something.

[eDave]

Your votes shouldn't be allowed.

It's no fair you've gotten to meet all these women in real life and have seen their true ugliness.

Dude. Real life and these photo's, or what you see on screen, are vastly different. It's shocking really.

[007]

That's pretty much why I've been voting "none".

So who is your top 5 then? I'm very curious.

[stevieray]

Google Jennifer Connely nude, you heathens!

that blond is a dime a dozen

[Chuck Fargers]

Connelly, ffs she is a fucking goddess. Winnick is better than the rest of the heat.