Which of the following things will happen at the Super Bowl today?

[Rain Man]

Poll forthcoming, after 10 hours of pre-poll hype.

[BlackHelicopters]

N B4

[siberian khatru]

I'm guessing there are about 50 choices

[Dartgod]

I hope that one of the items is "Peyton Manning eats a plate full of human excrement".

I'd vote for that.

[TLO]

Von Miller commits a murder. (Li'l Smokey checks box)

[Rain Man]

I'm guessing there are about 50 choices

We live in a complex world.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Would absolutely LOVE another 0.00 performance by the ginormous forehead.

[TimBone]

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