Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 15

[TimBone]

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Farrah Fawcett

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Farrah%20Fawcett.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Farrah%20Fawcett.jpg.html)



Amber Heard

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Amber%20Heard.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Amber%20Heard.jpg.html)



Beyonce

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Beyonce.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Beyonce.jpg.html)



Faye Dunaway

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Faye%20Dunaway.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Faye%20Dunaway.jpg.html)



Angela White

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Angela%20White.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Angela%20White.jpg.html)

[TLO]

First

[ThaVirus]

Beyoncé should run the hell out of this heat but I'm worried you bums might be feeling a bit nostalgic and go with Farrah Fawcett..

[eDave]

Why is Angela White a celebrity? I honestly don't know.

Never had a Farrah poster. Hairy muff.

[TLO]

Farrah and Faye.

[listopencil]

FF and Bey.

[TLO]

Why is Angela White a celebrity? I honestly don't know.

Never had a Farrah poster. Hairy muff.

Wait. She had a hairy muff??? I'VE ALREADY CAST MY VOTE. WHAT HAVE I DONE???

[TimBone]

Beyoncé should run the hell out of this heat but I'm worried you bums might be feeling a bit nostalgic and go with Farrah Fawcett..
While I've never found Beyonce to be super attractive. You did pick a very good picture of her.

I am going to post my sabotage pic, though.

[eDave]

Wait. She had a hairy muff??? I'VE ALREADY CAST MY VOTE. WHAT HAVE I DONE???

70's. Idiot.

[ThaVirus]

Noooooo! I spent like 3 minutes looking for the best possible pic of her. Don't undo all my hard work!

[WhawhaWhat]

Meant to vote for Farrah and Amber Heard but looks like only Farrah counted. Sorry Amber.

http://www.livetradingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/amber-heard-hot-hd-wallpapers-3-1024x640-800x500.jpg

[TimBone]

Amber Heard is kinda pretty. I hadn't seen much of her until now. A quick Google search told me that she hasn't been in many movies I've seen, and that she's married to Johnny Depp. I bet she enjoys that. He's handsome.

[TLO]

70's. Idiot.

That's like 25 years before my time, old man.

https://img.new.livestream.com/accounts/00000000006aa037/a842efbf-fee6-400d-ae9f-1ebd5cf49add_170x170.gif

[TimBone]

Noooooo! I spent like 3 minutes looking for the best possible pic of her. Don't undo all my hard work!
Hahaha...alright. I'll leave her alone this round, but if she causes any problems in round two, I'll drop that shit.

[WhawhaWhat]

Amber Heard is kinda pretty. I hadn't seen much of her until now. A quick Google search told me that she hasn't been in many movies I've seen, and that she's married to Johnny Depp. I bet she enjoys that. He's handsome.

plus she's into chicks too.

[eDave]

That's like 25 years before my time, old man.

https://img.new.livestream.com/accounts/00000000006aa037/a842efbf-fee6-400d-ae9f-1ebd5cf49add_170x170.gif

You need some White History dude. Hit PornHub. Which, BTW, is free on Valentine's this year.

So I've heard.

[TimBone]

Another thought I had: I wonder if we have any female voters. It would be cool to make the votes public, and find out, but I don't want people affected by knowing their votes will be public.

If there are any female voters following the thread, will you please come forward?

I just want to ask some questions.

I will not ask for nudes.

[TimBone]

plus she's into chicks too.
Oh, that's good info to have. I'm glad I haven't voted yet.

[scho63]

That Farrah Fawcett poster hung behind my bedroom door for many years along with a Seka poster on my wall. I fapped to both of them more times then I could remember!

[rico]

Farrah

[Toby Waller]

none

[jd1020]

I don't know who else is worthy of a vote. I should be able to vote twice for Heard. Protest!

http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Amber-Heard-Wallpaper-HD.jpeg

http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Amber-Heard-Wallpapers-HD.jpeg

http://www.purehdwallpaper.com/walls/amber-heard-hot-wide.jpg

[listopencil]

none

So...none of these women are hot?

[WhawhaWhat]

none

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[jd1020]

Reluctantly gave my second vote to Beyonce.

But...

http://www.averagejoesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/amber-heard.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/65/8b/10/658b10ea4e8e83734ab64f40a77a7ae2.jpg

[jd1020]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/amber_heard_topless.jpg

[listopencil]

I know that there are tons of pics to choose from that make Beyonce look bad but this is supposed to be her with no make up:

http://www.etonline.com/news/2015/08/24175406/beyonce_makeup.jpg

[Rain Man]

Farrah is the #1 blonde in this whole tournament and should make the finals.

That Amber Heard woman seems pretty and gets #2.

Beyonce is #3. I always thought of her as attractive, but I didn't think she looked very attractive in the Super Bowl. Maybe being around Elway makes everyone ugly.

I never thought of Faye Dunaway as being attractive, but I guess she is, kind of. #4 spot.

The overweight woman gets #5.

[eDave]

Another thought I had: I wonder if we have any female voters. It would be cool to make the votes public, and find out, but I don't want people affected by knowing their votes will be public.

If there are any female voters following the thread, will you please come forward?

I just want to ask some questions.

I will not ask for nudes.

Woman (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=18967)

[TLO]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/amber_heard_topless.jpg

I want to vote for Amber now.

[srvy]

Farrah and Faye.

Agree

[loochy]

I voted for Amber Heard. I have no idea who she is, but she's really hot.

[Coochie liquor]

Angela and Bey

[jspchief]

Whoever nominated that ditch pig should be banned

[Coochie liquor]

Whoever nominated that ditch pig should be banned

You can suck both my nuts fat ass!! She's got 5 votes which is 5 more than you'd get on any site, lmao!

[jd1020]

I voted for Amber Heard. I have no idea who she is, but she's really hot.

B-list actress that eats pussy and rides Johnny Depp's dick.

[Coochie liquor]

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[007]

Cheryl Ladd over Farrah any day.

[Coochie liquor]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160209/ea1ae45b716de2afe576af299515a573.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160209/37ed820dceb259cb9232683d0b6ae82e.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160209/e86beb33914e3df51c3d23455588d4ec.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160209/5164d3d5bc22d610fee2694e57b29d94.jpg

You can call her fat, but she's hottttttt to me!!!

[loochy]

I know that there are tons of pics to choose from that make Beyonce look bad but this is supposed to be her with no make up:

http://www.etonline.com/news/2015/08/24175406/beyonce_makeup.jpg

That's actually not terrible. If she got that out of control hair in order, it would be much better.

[Buehler445]

Fawcett. Heard. No brainer.

[oldman]

Farrah, end of discussion. I never found Faye too hot.

[Amnorix]

There is one pic of Farrah Fawcett that rules them all.

https://dat.fgtsi.org/s/1430284574264.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

Farrah was hot but I always thought that Bo Derek was hotter

[loochy]

Farrah was hot but I always thought that Bo Derek was hotter

then it is fortunate for Farrah that Bo is not in this heat

[The Franchise]

Farrah and Amber. Beyoncé is not attractive at all.

She's not one of the hottest out there.....but I would the whole thing with that last chick.

[loochy]

Beyoncé is not attractive at all.

Really dude? Not at all huh?

[jd1020]

Beyoncé is not attractive at all.

That's a bit harsh. She's obviously pretty. I voted for her just based on looks but she comes off as trashy for me which kills the attraction.

http://wallpapersdesk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/3531_beyonce_knowles.jpg

[BWillie]

I'm definitely NOT voting for two in this one.

[jd1020]

I don't know who else is worthy of a vote. I should be able to vote twice for Heard. Protest!

http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Amber-Heard-Wallpaper-HD.jpeg

TimBone, can we switch it up for round 2 and use this pic of Heard instead?

[GloryDayz]

Why is Angela White a celebrity? I honestly don't know.

Never had a Farrah poster. Hairy muff.

I did.. And the hair was allowed back then. We just dealt with it, but today is better fo-sho...

[jd1020]

I did.. And the hair was allowed back then. We just dealt with it, but today is better fo-sho...

Need a little hair down there. A trimmed landing strip or the bikini triangle, but no amazon rain forests.

[GloryDayz]

Need a little hair down there. A trimmed landing strip or the bikini triangle, but no amazon rain forests.

This...

[eDave]

This...

That

[jd1020]

Speaking of...

Went to youtube and this was on the front page as a "recommended video."

EDIT: NSFW tags wont work... so here's the link BUT ITS VERY NSFW: https://youtu.be/9r1edAbk89c

[Rain Man]

I'm definitely NOT voting for two in this one.


Ah, yes. Don't want to dilute your vote for Farrah. I can totally understand that.

[Rain Man]

If you're under 40, you may not remember a time when women were all natural and didn't have augmented body parts. Watch this Partridge Family clip from the early 1970s featuring a young Farrah Fawcett.

Gaze upon that body and let it sink in that she did not have breast augmentation. She did not have liposuction. She did not have a nose job, collagen implants, or any other plastic surgery. Let it sink in.

You are perhaps viewing the best celebrity body that has ever graced the television screen.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RNbtVZ_V-_Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[BWillie]

Ah, yes. Don't want to dilute your vote for Farrah. I can totally understand that.

Nah, voted for Heard, others are meh. Maybe just haven't seen enough of Farrah.

Is Elizabeth Banks in this thing? I don't usually like old chicks, but kinda diggin her.

[GloryDayz]

Speaking of...

Went to youtube and this was on the front page as a "recommended video."

EDIT: NSFW tags wont work... so here's the link BUT ITS VERY NSFW: https://youtu.be/9r1edAbk89c:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[jd1020]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I don't know man. Youtube has gone porn...

****NSFW**** https://youtu.be/Zcj679AiYSM

[GloryDayz]

I don't know man. Youtube has gone porn...

****NSFW**** https://youtu.be/Zcj679AiYSM

There's a career!

[GloryDayz]

I don't know man. Youtube has gone porn...

****NSFW**** https://youtu.be/Zcj679AiYSM

That might be the "women supporting women" a certain former SOS was referring to. Neither of those chicks will be in that special part of hell I suppose.

[TimBone]

TimBone, can we switch it up for round 2 and use this pic of Heard instead?

I've gotta stick to the rule of using the same pic for all girls as of now. If she moves to later rounds though, I am thinking of approaching people that nominated the girls, and asking them for a new pic if they would like. Just to keep things fresh. I'll let you know when I make a change. And I'll save that pic you posted.

[jd1020]

I've gotta stick to the rule of using the same pic for all girls as of now. If she moves to later rounds though, I am thinking of approaching people that nominated the girls, and asking them for a new pic if they would like. Just to keep things fresh. I'll let you know when I make a change. And I'll save that pic you posted.

Ok, but she's going to be awfully disappointed to hear this.

[eDave]

Ok, but she's going to be awfully disappointed to hear this.

ROFL