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TimBone
02-09-2016, 04:02 PM
Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Halle Berry

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Halle%20Berry.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Halle%20Berry.jpg.html)



Kate Upton

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Kate%20Upton.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Kate%20Upton.jpg.html)



Adrianne Curry

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Adrianne%20Curry.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Adrianne%20Curry.jpg.html)




Catherine Zeta Jones

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/catherine%20zeta%20jones.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/catherine%20zeta%20jones.jpg.html)




Anna Kendrick

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Anna%20Kendrick.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Anna%20Kendrick.jpg.html)

TimBone
02-09-2016, 04:04 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/kate%202.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/kate%202.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/kate%201.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/kate%201.jpg.html)

TimBone
02-09-2016, 04:05 PM
I needed no lobbying this round. I went Kate and Halle.

eDave
02-09-2016, 04:06 PM
Anna and Katherine.

Just say no to Kate Upton.

BlackHelicopters
02-09-2016, 04:07 PM
Strong heat

TimBone
02-09-2016, 04:10 PM
Strong heat
I agree, and I think it's got a wide variety as far as types are concerned.

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 04:11 PM
http://punchpin.com/thumbs/all_files/2013/08/23/32277_www.classybro.com.jpg

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg560/Skiman047/Mobile%20Uploads/anna_kendrick_s_self_troll_540_zpskatifd3u.jpg

http://img.rlsbb.com/images/2014/06/19/9696952455_-_Copy.jpg

http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/anna-kendrick-the-2014-unicef-ball-january-2014_1.jpg

http://media0.giphy.com/media/wuINxsUQN7PEI/giphy.gif

jd1020
02-09-2016, 04:12 PM
Just say no to Kate Upton.

You would say no to this?

http://www.thywalls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Kate-Upton-blowing-soap-bubbles-wallpaper-4k.jpg

:spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock:

Catherine and Upton for me. Never been a fan of Berry. Short hair... I dont get it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cZuaghvCasw/TGEIxtDuqrI/AAAAAAAAJ58/VfcpA17tofo/s1600/Catherine-Zeta-Jones-Wallpapers-14.jpg

Buehler445
02-09-2016, 04:13 PM
Berry and Kate Uptons tits. They're that good.


Lots of talent going to get unfairly dismissed.

Buehler445
02-09-2016, 04:13 PM
I will grant you Halle Beery loomed better with long hair.

eDave
02-09-2016, 04:15 PM
You would say no to this?



I wouldn't approach her. If she approached me? I'm sure I'd betray my post.

The biggest problem is that she looks like my niece. Nope.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 04:29 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/10Uhy46DLnmtkk/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/OpRYMtP3FzHoI/giphy.gif

http://i.imgur.com/LWI2icw.gif?noredirect

https://media.giphy.com/media/d48mgId665lRu/giphy.gif

http://thecjkb.net/gif/kateinmotion.gif

jd1020
02-09-2016, 04:31 PM
and Kate Uptons tits. They're that good.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-14691-kate-upton-hot-bikini-gif-boob-fuxs.gif

DJ's left nut
02-09-2016, 04:34 PM
I know Anna has no chance here but if you follow her on Twitter, you'd understand why I'd pretty much give away all my worldly possessions to get her to grace me with her presence.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 04:35 PM
I know Anna has no chance here but if you follow her on Twitter, you'd understand why I'd pretty much give away all my worldly possessions to get her to grace me with her presence.

In before Dane strolls in and shits all over your world.

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 04:35 PM
I know Anna has no chance here but if you follow her on Twitter, you'd understand why I'd pretty much give away all my worldly possessions to get her to grace me with her presence.

https://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/x/13/3/011513-kendrick-tweet.jpg

http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_embed/public/2013/10/11/Screen%20Shot%202013-10-11%20at%2012.07.36%20PM.png?itok=V_DaGuqk

DJ's left nut
02-09-2016, 04:37 PM
She called Bruno Mars the coolest hobbit in the shire during the SB.

She shows up in a Ben Folds video and dances with Fraggles.

And if Dane doesn't like her, he can go straight to hell...

Garcia Bronco
02-09-2016, 04:40 PM
I d vote for Anna...if someone gets her a meal first

eDave
02-09-2016, 04:41 PM
She called Bruno Mars the coolest hobbit in the shire during the SB.

She shows up in a Ben Folds video and dances with Fraggles.

And if Dane doesn't like her, he can go straight to hell...

He'll like Anna, not Kate. Kate is for losers who like empty headed pieces of shit. Blondes are for the lazy who can't handle cool personalities. Blonde's s*******. They are not erotic at all. Probably love it on top, like most lazy chicks do.

Who the **** nominated her?! I want a word with you boy.

Anna would probably try and murder me in my sleep at some point though. And that's exciting.

loochy
02-09-2016, 04:44 PM
Who the **** nominated her?! I want a word with you boy.


It was ThaVirus.

You racist piece of crap. :D

TimBone
02-09-2016, 04:48 PM
I would have liked to vote for any of these girls. This was my kind of heat.

Anna has a good look about her, and great personality.

Catherine Zeta Jones is older, sophisticated, and has always been very pretty.

Adrianne Curry annoyed me a times during her VH1 reality run, but she's hot and has good personality for the most part.

Halle Berry, has a classy, well balanced beauty about her.

Kate Upton has a great look about her, and has some meat on her bones. I admire that.

In the end, I couldn't get Halle's scene in Monster's Ball out of my head, and Kate has amazing tits. So, there went my votes.

I'll say this though, Kate better take advantage of those things while gravity is still on her side.

loochy
02-09-2016, 04:49 PM
They're all good. I think poor Adrienne is getting left out though.

The Franchise
02-09-2016, 04:51 PM
I know Anna has no chance here but if you follow her on Twitter, you'd understand why I'd pretty much give away all my worldly possessions to get her to grace me with her presence.

This. Hot AND hilarious.

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 04:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cdvS9dI.jpg

jd1020
02-09-2016, 04:53 PM
They're all good. I think poor Adrienne is getting left out though.

Getting left behind and rightfully so.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e2/3e/7f/e23e7f4c525492240787eae0cda9121b.jpg

There's just something... how do I say this?... "manly" about her face.

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 04:55 PM
This. Hot AND hilarious.

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-08/3/21/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-8549-1438652370-5.jpg

:clap:

loochy
02-09-2016, 04:55 PM
Getting left behind and rightfully so.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e2/3e/7f/e23e7f4c525492240787eae0cda9121b.jpg

There's just something... how do I say this?... "manly" about her face.

nah.

watch her on tv or something.

she's really hot...but she just falls short here

eDave
02-09-2016, 04:55 PM
They're all good. I think poor Adrienne is getting left out though.

That will happen when you are ugly in a hot celebrity contest.

DJ's left nut
02-09-2016, 04:56 PM
He'll like Anna, not Kate. Kate is for losers who like empty headed pieces of shit. Blondes are for the lazy who can't handle cool personalities. Blonde's s*******. They are not erotic at all. Probably love it on top, like most lazy chicks do.

Who the **** nominated her?! I want a word with you boy.

Anna would probably try and murder me in my sleep at some point though. And that's exciting.

I also voted for Kate.

Dem tiddies, man. Dem tiddies...

eDave
02-09-2016, 04:57 PM
Kate is a Fake Plastic Tree. A mirage

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VGtCnanvrJo/UPW6IUikUxI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/AgfORBdUXK4/s400/Kate+Upton+Without+Makeup+Look+Pic+2013+02.jpg

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 04:57 PM
I d vote for Anna...if someone gets her a meal first

http://25.media.tumblr.com/26b3dab1f4d1eecc4d6cfd59b300774f/tumblr_mg9upeeMTJ1rct7z4o1_500.gif

Fire Me Boy!
02-09-2016, 05:02 PM
Anna, and it's not even close.

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 05:05 PM
I'm headed out to dinner, but one more before I go.

http://i.imgur.com/H9aVAAf.jpg

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:07 PM
Fools:

http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv68/wires_2009/kate-upton-mercedes-benz-fashion-we.jpg

jd1020
02-09-2016, 05:07 PM
Fools:

Omaha?

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:08 PM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kate-upton-without-makeup-airport.jpg

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:09 PM
http://itsnotaboutme.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kate-upton-fat.jpg

DJ's left nut
02-09-2016, 05:10 PM
Anna pulls into second!

Rock the vote, fans of hot, funny, talented women...

(but using a vote on a big-titted blonde skank is okay, too)

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:10 PM
Kate has a mustache:

http://itsnotaboutme.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images.jpg

She is no more than a 6.

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 05:13 PM
Kate Upton's lower half is fucking disgusting.

I'm so disappointed in CP right now. You guys are clearly just enamored by her huge cans, which probably look like shit outside of a bra.

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 05:13 PM
Halle Berry's the only choice in this round for me

Perineum Ripper
02-09-2016, 05:13 PM
How in the fuck is Upton winning..yeah she has huge tits and dances around..the woman has no ass..more facial hair than most teenage boys..not to mention she is not anywhere near hot

TimBone
02-09-2016, 05:14 PM
eDave, I hope at some point tonight you slam your typing hand in a door.

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:14 PM
Anna pulls into second!

Rock the vote, fans of hot, funny, talented women...

(but using a vote on a big-titted blonde skank is okay, too)

I'm registering a mult. Look for iDave.

Perineum Ripper
02-09-2016, 05:14 PM
Kate Upton's lower half is fucking disgusting.

I'm so disappointed in CP right now. You guys are clearly just enamored by her huge cans, which probably look like shit outside of a bra.

I lost all faith in this place when Stacey Dash lost yesterday

TimBone
02-09-2016, 05:15 PM
Kate Upton's lower half is ****ing disgusting.

I'm so disappointed in CP right now. You guys are clearly just enamored by her huge cans, which probably look like shit outside of a bra.

I saw the fappening. Kate's cans do fine without support, believe me.

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:15 PM
eDave, I hope at some point tonight you slam your typing hand in a door.

Don't shoot the messenger Trinity.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 05:17 PM
Kate Upton's lower half is ****ing disgusting.

I'm so disappointed in CP right now. You guys are clearly just enamored by her huge cans, which probably look like shit outside of a bra.

Still look fine to me.

http://thefappening.wiki/content/cdn/published/0/173/images/3287.jpg

TimBone
02-09-2016, 05:19 PM
Why is that picture half the size of my house?

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 05:19 PM
http://itsnotaboutme.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kate-upton-fat.jpg

Fat pig / youknowwho

eDave
02-09-2016, 05:20 PM
Still look fine to me.

http://thefappening2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kateupton1.jpg

Whoa man! So big you could see her dirty yellow teeth.

Thought I was looking at Elway there for a sec.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 05:21 PM
Why is that picture half the size of my house?

No idea. Picture I was looking at wasnt that big, but I mean... the bigger the better. Fucking look at those!

jd1020
02-09-2016, 05:36 PM
Still look fine to me.

http://thefappening.wiki/content/cdn/published/0/173/images/3287.jpg

Edited the picture to a smaller more exposing picture.

What a hideous beast! Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot dick!

KC_Connection
02-09-2016, 05:39 PM
If Halle Berry doesn't even make it out of the first round, it kind of makes the tournament a bit of a joke, doesn't it?

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 05:41 PM
LMAO LMAO jd..

What a horrible fucking body Kate Upton has. Wow. Those hips are horrid.

Fire Me Boy!
02-09-2016, 05:41 PM
If Halle Berry doesn't even make it out of the first round, it kind of makes the tournament a bit of a joke, doesn't it?


What do expect from a non-Rain Man-sanctioned tournament?

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 05:42 PM
If Halle Berry doesn't even make it out of the first round, it kind of makes the tournament a bit of a joke, doesn't it?

Seriously. I'm not on a computer or I'd be campaigning my dick off.

Halle should be the clear winner here. Not that hog and Anna fuckingg Kendrick. Her nose is so big and pointy.

Fire Me Boy!
02-09-2016, 05:44 PM
Seriously. I'm not on a computer or I'd be campaigning my dick off.



Halle should be the clear winner here. Not that hog and Anna fuckingg Kendrick. Her nose is so big and pointy.


FUCK YOU!!!

DJ's left nut
02-09-2016, 05:46 PM
Seriously. I'm not on a computer or I'd be campaigning my dick off.

Halle should be the clear winner here. Not that hog and Anna fuckingg Kendrick. Her nose is so big and pointy.

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Ming the Merciless
02-09-2016, 05:47 PM
Seriously. I'm not on a computer or I'd be campaigning my dick off.

Halle should be the clear winner here. Not that hog and Anna ****ingg Kendrick. Her nose is so big and pointy.

i would rather fuck upton in her prime than halle in her prime...

this is a 'hot' contest not who has the prettiest face and skin

upton in her prime blows away this heat

jd1020
02-09-2016, 05:51 PM
i would rather **** upton in her prime than halle in her prime...

this is a 'hot' contest not who has the prettiest face and skin

upton in her prime blows away this heat

But she's like a normal healthy weight these days so she's ugly!

KC_Connection
02-09-2016, 05:56 PM
Seriously. I'm not on a computer or I'd be campaigning my dick off.

Halle should be the clear winner here. Not that hog and Anna ****ingg Kendrick. Her nose is so big and pointy.
I've just been voting in and monitoring the contest so far, but the results here in this heat were so out of line that I had to comment. I'm definitely starting to buy into Dane's theory about this tourney for sure.

Ming the Merciless
02-09-2016, 06:00 PM
I've just been voting in and monitoring the contest so far, but the results here in this heat were so out of line that I had to comment. I'm definitely starting to buy into Dane's theory about this tourney for sure.

we need more transparency next year

public results!

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 06:01 PM
I've just been voting in and monitoring the contest so far, but the results here in this heat were so out of line that I had to comment. I'm definitely starting to buy into Dane's theory about this tourney for sure.


It's a bunch of middle aged white dudes. I expected results like this but come the fuck on...

This is tragic.

Ming the Merciless
02-09-2016, 06:02 PM
Kate Upton's lower half is ****ing disgusting.

I'm so disappointed in CP right now. You guys are clearly just enamored by her huge cans, which probably look like shit outside of a bra.

wait are we or are we not voting on them at their PRIME?

eDave
02-09-2016, 06:05 PM
wait are we or are we not voting on them at their PRIME?

She never had a prime. Poor, poor choice Kate is.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 06:07 PM
If we are talking black women then give me Paula Patton, Alicia Keys, K.D. Aubert, Jada Pinkett Smith, Rachel True (fuck she was hot in Half Baked).

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 06:07 PM
we need more transparency next year

public results!

I agree.

I also think that for the next round, when it's pared down to whatever, Timbone can and should make the voting public.

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 06:08 PM
If we are talking black women then give me Paula Patton, Alicia Keys, K.D. Aubert, Jada Pinkett Smith, Rachel True (fuck she was hot in Half Baked).

I can't believe that Kerry Washington received so few votes.

She's gorgeous.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:08 PM
Halle Berry is a clear and obvious #1. She's the most obvious winner of her heat in the whole tournament so far.

At a distant #2, I guess I would put Kate Upton. You may not believe this, but I say that because of her face. She has a nice face.

I objectively recognize that Zeta-Jones is attractive, but as I mentioned in another heat, the film noir bombshell just isn't my type.

The other two women in this heat have facial features (in these photos) that don't send Cupid's arrow my way.

eDave
02-09-2016, 06:10 PM
Halle Berry is a clear and obvious #1. She's the most obvious winner of her heat in the whole tournament so far.

At a distant #2, I guess I would put Kate Upton. You may not believe this, but I say that because of her face. She has a nice face.

I objectively recognize that Zeta-Jones is attractive, but as I mentioned in another heat, the film noir bombshell just isn't my type.

The other two women in this heat have facial features (in these photos) that don't send Cupid's arrow my way.

Scoreboard bitch.

And CP likes their dumb blondes. Gross.

Fire Me Boy!
02-09-2016, 06:10 PM
Halle Berry is a clear and obvious #1. She's the most obvious winner of her heat in the whole tournament so far.



At a distant #2, I guess I would put Kate Upton. You may not believe this, but I say that because of her face. She has a nice face.



I objectively recognize that Zeta-Jones is attractive, but as I mentioned in another heat, the film noir bombshell just isn't my type.



The other two women in this heat have facial features (in these photos) that don't send Cupid's arrow my way.


I used to like you.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:10 PM
It's a bunch of middle aged white dudes. I expected results like this but come the **** on...

This is tragic.


Is this about Halle Berry? If so, I completely agree. There's no way Halle Berry should be anywhere other than #1, and frankly every single voter should have made her one of their top 2. This may even be worse than the Winona Ryder snub, because Winona was at least competing with Nadine Velazquez.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:11 PM
Scoreboard bitch.

And CP likes their dumb blondes. Gross.


In a few moments, I will likely call you a racist. Be ready for it.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 06:12 PM
I can't believe that Kerry Washington received so few votes.

She's gorgeous.

She's good too.

Was she in a poll? I don't remember her.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:13 PM
I used to like you.

Who do you like better than me in this heat?

I'll dismissively wave at everyone but Halle. You can like them if you want. But you're required to like Halle. It's programmed into our genes to like Halle.

eDave
02-09-2016, 06:14 PM
Who do you like better than me in this heat?

I'll dismissively wave at everyone but Halle. You can like them if you want. But you're required to like Halle. It's programmed into our genes to like Halle.

Why don't you just marry her then. Jeesh.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:15 PM
Why don't you just marry her then. Jeesh.


Wait, is that an option?

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 06:18 PM
She's good too.

Was she in a poll? I don't remember her.

Yeah but I can't remember which poll, as there have been soooooo many.

But she got like 14 votes or something ridiculous.

TimBone
02-09-2016, 06:18 PM
I agree.

I also think that for the next round, when it's pared down to whatever, Timbone can and should make the voting public.

I wouldn't mind, but I worry about how much it would slow participation down. Folks don't like to be judged on their poll choices.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:19 PM
I tend to prefer anonymous voting in nearly all polls. We're interested in what people think, and that's the best way to do it. While I'm curious about the people who picked the two fat girls over Winona and Nadine, it's probably best that I don't know who they are.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 06:21 PM
Yeah but I can't remember which poll, as there have been soooooo many.

But she got like 14 votes or something ridiculous.

I just looked. She was in the very first heat. That was a pretty stacked heat and the reason I don't remember her is because of the photo chosen in the OP, doesn't even really look like her.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=297968&highlight=hottest+female+celebrity

I'd put her 4th in that poll. How Meg Ryan beats her? I dont know.

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 06:23 PM
Folks don't like to be judged on their poll choices.

What would Chiefsplanet be without the ability to judge each other?

:p

EPodolak
02-09-2016, 06:32 PM
Getting left behind and rightfully so.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e2/3e/7f/e23e7f4c525492240787eae0cda9121b.jpg

There's just something... how do I say this?... "manly" about her face.

She gets my vote with that pic.

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 06:33 PM
I thought this was a hottest female celebrity contest not a who has the biggest tits contest. There is no earthly reason Upton should be winning or even in the top two. She has absolutely nothing to offer above the neck or below her tits. No ass, no hips, hairy face, dumb fucking mole, and fake ass blonde hair.

The Franchise
02-09-2016, 06:33 PM
Halle Berry is overrated. It had to be said.

EPodolak
02-09-2016, 06:34 PM
I thought this was a hottest female celebrity contest not a who has the biggest tits contest. There is no earthly reason Upton should be winning or even in the top two. She has absolutely nothing to offer above the neck or below her tits. No ass, no hips, hairy face, dumb fucking mole, and fake ass blonde hair.

Haven't you been paying attention around here for the last decade?

jd1020
02-09-2016, 06:36 PM
Halle Berry is overrated. It had to be said.

Agreed. She's constantly glorified as the hottest black female celebrity and I just don't see it. Maybe the most popular, but definitely not the hottest.

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 06:37 PM
Haven't you been paying attention around here for the last decade?

I guess not. Hell, Upton isn't even the hottest celebrity of her own genre (the big tittied washed out blonde genre). That distinction goes to Brooklyn Decker.

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 06:39 PM
Agreed. She's constantly glorified as the hottest black female celebrity and I just don't see it. Maybe the most popular, but definitely not the hottest.

She's hotter than that fat, hairy ditch pig Upton.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:39 PM
People recognize that this is Halle Berry, right?

http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Halle-Berry-James-Bond.jpg

And that this is Halle Berry? (Don't judge her on the movie; judge her on her cleavage in black leather.)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Catwoman_(Halle_Berry).jpg

eDave
02-09-2016, 06:40 PM
People recognize that this is Halle Berry, right?

http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Halle-Berry-James-Bond.jpg

And that this is Halle Berry? (Don't judge her on the movie; judge her on her cleavage in black leather.)


She looks like a Boy Band member. Is that your thing?

She's hot. Just not Anna or Catherine hot.

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 06:40 PM
Halle Berry is overrated. It had to be said.

Impossible

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/10/aa/d110aa16e386c5de7c5c4bb8d71153e4.jpg

https://joewmediastudies.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/passwort-swordfish-halle-berry-hot.jpg

jd1020
02-09-2016, 06:45 PM
Impossible

Very few women can pull off short hair, imo. She's not one of them.

https://hairbysleek.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/halle-berry-35.jpg

So much better with long hair, but she's apparently against it.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:49 PM
She looks like a Boy Band member. Is that your thing?

She's hot. Just not Anna or Catherine hot.


The short hair bias raises its head again.

Long hair is lazy. Long hair says, "I need an obvious sign that I'm female, and I can't find my Minnie Mouse bow." A well-done and feminine short hair style says, "I am confident in my femininity and I am ready for high-intensity exertion with you."

eDave
02-09-2016, 06:51 PM
The short hair bias raises its head again.

Long hair is lazy. Long hair says, "I need an obvious sign that I'm female, and I can't find my Minnie Mouse bow." A well-done and feminine short hair style says, "I am confident in my femininity and I am ready for high-intensity exertion with you."

She looks like Kidd. Or is it Play?

You got it too a tie dude. Nice campaigning. :D

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 06:54 PM
Halle Berry is hot. That's why she's in this contest.

If you're really good at football, you make the NFL. After you get there, competition is fierce.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 06:55 PM
She looks like Kidd. Or is it Play?

You got it too a tie dude. Nice campaigning. :D


I think there's a grassroots campaign building among many of us. Halle wood isn't just a city in California.

eDave
02-09-2016, 06:56 PM
I think there's a grassroots campaign building among many of us. Halle wood isn't just a city in California.

Guess I gotta roll a mult.

Coochie liquor
02-09-2016, 06:56 PM
Halle, and Kate, because... Boobs.

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 06:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/c8npdHO.jpg?1

eDave
02-09-2016, 07:08 PM
Halle's feet. NO thank you.

http://www.sydney4women.com.au/wp-content/uploads/six_toes-halleberry.jpg

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 07:10 PM
I'm pretty lenient about feet in these contests.

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 07:14 PM
Halle's feet. NO thank you.

http://www.sydney4women.com.au/wp-content/uploads/six_toes-halleberry.jpg


I'm a big feet guy. Love me a pair of pretty feet..

This is disappointing but she's been on red carpets for like three different decades. She basically lives in heels. She gets a pass.

eDave
02-09-2016, 07:15 PM
I'm pretty lenient about feet in these contests.

I am a bit odd. Be as hot as you want, but you better have some sexy feet or you are outta here.

Anna got ballin feet. Catherine knows what to do with hers.

/not a fetish

lewdog
02-09-2016, 07:23 PM
My only nomination in this contest was Anna Kendrick.

You're all welcome. Awesome woman all-around.

eDave
02-09-2016, 07:25 PM
My only nomination in this contest was Anna Kendrick.

You're all welcome. Awesome woman all-around.

My man.

She needs to paint her toes though. She goes naked too much.

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 07:25 PM
Halle and The Nose are neck and neck..

lewdog
02-09-2016, 07:26 PM
Halle and The Nose are neck and neck..

You're a child who does not understand a refined woman.

lewdog
02-09-2016, 07:27 PM
My man.

She needs to paint her toes though. She goes naked too much.

I do like that as well.

BWillie
02-09-2016, 07:27 PM
Personally I think Halle Berry is a bit overrated.

eDave
02-09-2016, 07:30 PM
http://paparaco.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Anna-Kendrick-Shows-her-Big-Boob.jpg

jd1020
02-09-2016, 07:38 PM
Fake nudes now?

Indian Chief
02-09-2016, 07:41 PM
Halle and The Nose are neck and neck..

http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:vh1.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/anigif_enhanced-2054-1391044899-6-1438971218.gif

Fire Me Boy!
02-09-2016, 07:47 PM
[SPOILER].


Pull this fake bullshit down. That's not even a remotely good Ps.

Rain Man
02-09-2016, 07:54 PM
I feel like I'm imagining this, or misreading it or something. Halle Berry should be in the lead by about 90 votes right now. Why is that not happening? It's Halle Berry.

http://www.aljamila.com/sites/default/files/2015/06/08/69-halle-berry-red-elie-saab-dress-designers-guild-awards-620ssl022311.jpg

jspchief
02-09-2016, 07:55 PM
Damn. This is a tough heat. Kendrick doesn't measure up in looks alone, but her personality makes her very attractive. But how can Berry not make it past the first round? And Upton has to be a lock.

Have to say I'm not happy with the brackets. There needed to be seedings or something. The winner of some brackets would struggle for 4th place in other brackets.

Cheater5
02-09-2016, 07:59 PM
After I offer my thoughts all kinds of rocks, rotten vegetables, and poo will be flung my direction but so be it.

I don't think this is a very strong heat. Halle Berry, as far as beauty goes wins walking away IMO. I think it's a generational thing with Anna Kendrick; she is not a beautiful woman in the classic sense, her body isn't that good, and I don't find her personality attractive enough to make her 'hot'. But, yeah- I'm "old" and shit. Whatever.

Kate Upton can photograph well, but she has no ass and a stomach like chewed bubble gum and big floppy pancake titties that I also don't dig.

Zeta-Jones at one time was a hot piece of ass, and Adrienne Curry reminds me too much of a crazy ex that liked cocaine. She was super hot and drove a jeep, but the cocaine thing...

None of this is relevant information, but I am enjoying some legally administered morphine tonight following a medical procedure- so...not responsible for my actions.

Halle and Adrienne (cause I want to do dirty things to her).

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 08:01 PM
And Upton has to be a lock.

Why, except for "Oh my God! Boobs!".

jd1020
02-09-2016, 08:05 PM
Kate Upton can photograph well, but she has no ass and a stomach like chewed bubble gum and big floppy pancake titties that I also don't dig.

Where the fuck do you people even come up with this shit?

jspchief
02-09-2016, 08:07 PM
Why, except for "Oh my God! Boobs!".
I'm the least "OMG boobs!" poster on this site. It's genuinely my lowest priority. But Upton is sexy as hell. I was in love from the day she did the dougie at that basketball game.

And don't kid yourself. "OMG boobs" is the determining factor in the majority of opinions around here. Just look at the number of mediocre looking women that got nominated because they have fat tits.

eDave
02-09-2016, 08:07 PM
Where the **** do you people even come up with this shit?

We look at pics. She's not all that.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 08:09 PM
We look at pics. She's not all that.

So you think she has a chewed up bubble gum stomach with floppy pancake tits? Maybe start opening your eyes when looking at the pics.

If you want to say she doesnt have hips, fine. But don't start making other shit up. Her tits are real and real tits jiggle and hers dont even sag without a bra. I bet if Hog Farmer ordered her pillows he'd be more satisfied.

rico
02-09-2016, 08:11 PM
For me, it's without a question, Adrianne Curry. And she's getting blown out of the water. And Stacy Dash didn't make it through either. Unbelievable.

eDave
02-09-2016, 08:13 PM
So you think she has a chewed up bubble gum stomach with floppy pancake tits? Maybe start opening your eyes when looking at the pics.

If you want to say she doesnt have hips, fine. But don't start making other shit up. Her tits are real and real tits jiggle and hers dont even sag without a bra. I bet if Hog Farmer ordered her pillows he'd be more satisfied.

http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv68/wires_2009/kate-upton-mercedes-benz-fashion-we.jpg

Hey, somebody has to love fat chicks. That girl is going to be uge when her Photoshop days are over. Be my guest. You can have my cast offs.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 08:16 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01687/SNN0833CG-_1687135a.jpg

I definitely see a resemblance. :rolleyes:

She's not even fat. Shes a normal weight. She's like 5'10 - 140 or some shit.

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 08:17 PM
So you think she has a chewed up bubble gum stomach with floppy pancake tits? Maybe start opening your eyes when looking at the pics.

If you want to say she doesnt have hips, fine. But don't start making other shit up. Her tits are real and real tits jiggle and hers dont even sag without a bra. I bet if Hog Farmer ordered her pillows he'd be more satisfied.

She has no ass, no hips, a stomach pooch, hairy upper lip with a mole reminiscent of the teacher in Uncle Buck, and bleached out hair that looks like it should be on the end of a broom. Without her big floppy tits she'd be working at the local Waffle House and sucking dick to support her meth habit. She's basically Anna Nicole Smith with slightly better acting skills.

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 08:19 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01687/SNN0833CG-_1687135a.jpg

I definitely see a resemblance. :rolleyes:

She's not even fat. Shes a normal weight. She's like 5'10 - 140 or some shit.

She's about as close to 140 as Dontarie Poe is to 280.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 08:20 PM
She's about as close to 140 as Dontarie Poe is to 280.

You've been brainwashed by under weight women.

mr. tegu
02-09-2016, 08:23 PM
Catherine should not be losing!

http://cdn30.us2.fansshare.com/image/catherinezetajones/catherine-zeta-jones-movies-183786772.jpg

TimBone
02-09-2016, 08:29 PM
After I offer my thoughts all kinds of rocks, rotten vegetables, and poo will be flung my direction but so be it.

I don't think this is a very strong heat. Halle Berry, as far as beauty goes wins walking away IMO. I think it's a generational thing with Anna Kendrick; she is not a beautiful woman in the classic sense, her body isn't that good, and I don't find her personality attractive enough to make her 'hot'. But, yeah- I'm "old" and shit. Whatever.

Kate Upton can photograph well, but she has no ass and a stomach like chewed bubble gum and big floppy pancake titties that I also don't dig.

Zeta-Jones at one time was a hot piece of ass, and Adrienne Curry reminds me too much of a crazy ex that liked cocaine. She was super hot and drove a jeep, but the cocaine thing...

None of this is relevant information, but I am enjoying some legally administered morphine tonight following a medical procedure- so...not responsible for my actions.

Halle and Adrienne (cause I want to do dirty things to her).



You deserve to be slapped once the morphine wears off.

displacedinMN
02-09-2016, 08:29 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01687/SNN0833CG-_1687135a.jpg

I definitely see a resemblance. :rolleyes:

She's not even fat. Shes a normal weight. She's like 5'10 - 140 or some shit.

Is that related to
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CURQPAdU8AAsR8T.jpg

LoneWolf
02-09-2016, 08:34 PM
You've been brainwashed by under weight women.

You've had to many fat pigs sit on your face. It's caused severe brain damage.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 08:36 PM
You've had to many fat pigs sit on your face. It's caused severe brain damage.

I'll let that "fat pig" sit on my face any day.

eDave
02-09-2016, 08:38 PM
I'll let that "fat pig" sit on my face any day.

After the other four.

jd1020
02-09-2016, 08:44 PM
After the other four.

Someone who posts fake nudes to promote their girl should be banned.

scho63
02-09-2016, 08:44 PM
Halle Berry lost a lot of appeal to me after her third divorce and bat shit crazy actions.

eDave
02-09-2016, 08:46 PM
Someone who posts fake nudes to promote their girl should be banned.

eDave won't ever get banned.

TimBone
02-09-2016, 08:46 PM
I love the term ditch pig.

EPodolak
02-09-2016, 08:47 PM
Catherine should not be losing!

http://cdn30.us2.fansshare.com/image/catherinezetajones/catherine-zeta-jones-movies-183786772.jpg

Don't sweat about it. Brigitte Bardot and Ava Gardner and Rita Hayworth would place below Lindsey Stirling around here :)

KC_Connection
02-09-2016, 08:50 PM
http://www.popcornreel.com/jpgimg/halle-berry-2a-lg.jpg

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/halle_berry_esquire/halle-berry-lingerie.jpg


But somehow not winning the heat and at risk of being eliminated in the 1st round. LMAO

ILChief
02-09-2016, 09:26 PM
I'm a big feet guy. Love me a pair of pretty feet..

This is disappointing but she's been on red carpets for like three different decades. She basically lives in heels. She gets a pass.

Rex?

DaneMcCloud
02-09-2016, 09:29 PM
But somehow not winning the heat and at risk of being eliminated in the 1st round. LMAO

Not to mention that she actually has talent

BWillie
02-09-2016, 10:25 PM
I feel like I'm imagining this, or misreading it or something. Halle Berry should be in the lead by about 90 votes right now. Why is that not happening? It's Halle Berry.

http://www.aljamila.com/sites/default/files/2015/06/08/69-halle-berry-red-elie-saab-dress-designers-guild-awards-620ssl022311.jpg

I think I just hate short hair? No idea

007
02-09-2016, 10:26 PM
Kate UpTON? Really guys. JFC you all are shallow,


Catherine and Anna

eDave
02-09-2016, 10:29 PM
Kate UpTON? Really guys. JFC you all are shallow,


Catherine and Anna

My Spirit Animal.

The fight is for #2. Anna.

GloryDayz
02-09-2016, 10:47 PM
1 went with 1, 2a, and 2b...

oldman
02-09-2016, 11:13 PM
Halle Berry and Catherine Zeta Jones, end of discussion.

ThaVirus
02-09-2016, 11:26 PM
Halle's the most versatile woman in this entire contest.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7m7os1o2A1r3gb6ao1_1280.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcdhzhKRKJ00FjV_UQbQMaqfx0A35g9wF9n38K4QygYBspHSSM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/60/e2/0a60e2c04797c2640c11d42ce3622164.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSR4zhzzMHMYQSE5O6Ud7HzVKbKMdHzA5DUMYWOAFFYJKeNPZgi

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ce41b18818ed0ea41a4f516960165820/tumblr_nwhi33fM0b1uv6fyho1_500.jpg

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5ODA2NDI4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTE5OTIz._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvEJ6o6xuq8MRCD8Bth3taG0AWuwoIghoGyL__NZiFZoS6avll

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBiEUbDCamfQScbwAUZVPjtGQvLxWy_mcPf-JcJjQH_ruPbUEejQ

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Halle-Berry_0.jpg

http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/53/2006/7A6Z.jpg

rico
02-10-2016, 02:21 AM
The only woman in this heat who does less for me than Halle Berry is Traci Lords.

Son of Logical
02-10-2016, 02:42 AM
Ok, I am not sure how this is happening. Halle Berry in her prime blows the rest of this class away. Perfect rack 'check', Great butt 'check', Beautiful Face 'check', Flawless skin 'check', Sexy Legs 'check', and Amazing overall body 'check.' Please people go back and watch Swordfish. It's all the evidence needed. Don't get me wrong, all of these women are hot, but the rest have flaws that Halle Berry doesn't (in her prime). Now if we are talking right this second, it gets tough. Halle is starting to show her in age in the face.

LoneWolf
02-10-2016, 03:08 AM
The only woman in this heat who does less for me than Halle Berry is Traci Lords.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhkfxxZBhk1qgwlmvo1_500.jpg

Toby Waller
02-10-2016, 03:08 AM
Anna Kendrick looks plain.
who's the white trash voting for her?

LoneWolf
02-10-2016, 03:11 AM
Anna Kendrick looks plain.
who's the white trash voting for her?

When Clay comes back and starts the Hottest Male Celebrity contest, you can use your extensive knowledge of the male form to post your opinions, but until then shut your cock holster.

Toby Waller
02-10-2016, 03:13 AM
When Clay comes back and starts the Hottest Male Celebrity contest, you can use your extensive knowledge of the male form to post your opinions, but until then shut your cock holster.

shut up you racist,cant handle exotic, mixed women,country hick

LoneWolf
02-10-2016, 03:16 AM
shut up you racist,cant handle exotic, mixed women,country hick

My wife is Mexican you drooling retard. Try again.

Toby Waller
02-10-2016, 03:18 AM
My wife is Mexican you drooling retard. Try again.

lol yet you knock my comment initially instead of back it.
You should have said that in the first place

BWillie
02-10-2016, 04:30 AM
My wife is Mexican you drooling retard. Try again.

Mexicans are not a race. Some Mexicans are perfectly Caucasian looking. Just not many of the ones in the US. Im sure you know that though

007
02-10-2016, 05:08 AM
Ok, I am not sure how this is happening. Halle Berry in her prime blows the rest of this class away. Perfect rack 'check', Great butt 'check', Beautiful Face 'check', Flawless skin 'check', Sexy Legs 'check', and Amazing overall body 'check.' Please people go back and watch Swordfish. It's all the evidence needed. Don't get me wrong, all of these women are hot, but the rest have flaws that Halle Berry doesn't (in her prime). Now if we are talking right this second, it gets tough. Halle is starting to show her in age in the face.

Because Anna is better. Its not just looks, its her entire personality.

ILChief
02-10-2016, 06:27 AM
Halle's the most versatile woman in this entire contest.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7m7os1o2A1r3gb6ao1_1280.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcdhzhKRKJ00FjV_UQbQMaqfx0A35g9wF9n38K4QygYBspHSSM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/60/e2/0a60e2c04797c2640c11d42ce3622164.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSR4zhzzMHMYQSE5O6Ud7HzVKbKMdHzA5DUMYWOAFFYJKeNPZgi

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ce41b18818ed0ea41a4f516960165820/tumblr_nwhi33fM0b1uv6fyho1_500.jpg

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5ODA2NDI4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTE5OTIz._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvEJ6o6xuq8MRCD8Bth3taG0AWuwoIghoGyL__NZiFZoS6avll

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBiEUbDCamfQScbwAUZVPjtGQvLxWy_mcPf-JcJjQH_ruPbUEejQ

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Halle-Berry_0.jpg

http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/53/2006/7A6Z.jpg

We are looking for Mike Trout, not Ben Zobrist

Amnorix
02-10-2016, 08:38 AM
Halle and Anna, and fuck this ridiculous heat for including too many top tier babes while other heats have second-tier hotties.

DaneMcCloud
02-10-2016, 10:34 AM
We are looking for Mike Trout, not Ben Zobrist

Kate Upton is Jeff Francouer

Rausch
02-10-2016, 10:40 AM
Anna Kendrick looks plain.
who's the white trash voting for her?

She's flat out fucking ugly.

She's got a witch's nose and the eyes of a drooling idiot...

TLO
02-10-2016, 10:48 AM
How does Kate Upton have 87 votes???

Fuck.

LoneWolf
02-10-2016, 10:54 AM
She's flat out fucking ugly.

She's got a witch's nose and the eyes of a drooling idiot...

I see your takes on football and women are equally shitty.

TLO
02-10-2016, 11:02 AM
THIS IS YOUR KATE UPTON

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kate-upton-in-bikini-at-a-beach-in-mexico_14.jpg

Rausch
02-10-2016, 11:05 AM
I see your takes on football and women are equally shitty.

I understand that the response on here after we draft someone in the 1st is an automatic "would hit it!" but low standards and hope aren't great things to build on...

Amnorix
02-10-2016, 11:08 AM
She's flat out fucking ugly.

She's got a witch's nose and the eyes of a drooling idiot...


These might help.

http://pngimg.com/upload/glasses_PNG49.png

Rausch
02-10-2016, 11:10 AM
These might help.

http://pngimg.com/upload/glasses_PNG49.png

I could see that misshapen Toucan snout without assistance...

Rain Man
02-10-2016, 11:15 AM
Halle's the most versatile woman in this entire contest.


Halle can do anything. She's the Da Vinci of the tournament.

Buehler445
02-10-2016, 11:17 AM
She's flat out fucking ugly.

She's got a witch's nose and the eyes of a drooling idiot...

Wait. What? She has a face? Who knew?

KC_Connection
02-10-2016, 02:02 PM
Ok, I am not sure how this is happening. Halle Berry in her prime blows the rest of this class away. Perfect rack 'check', Great butt 'check', Beautiful Face 'check', Flawless skin 'check', Sexy Legs 'check', and Amazing overall body 'check.' Please people go back and watch Swordfish. It's all the evidence needed. Don't get me wrong, all of these women are hot, but the rest have flaws that Halle Berry doesn't (in her prime). Now if we are talking right this second, it gets tough. Halle is starting to show her in age in the face.

http://guyspeed.com/files/2014/12/Halle-Berry-sexy-gif-4.gif
http://www.daidegasforum.com/images/775/Halle-Berry-Swordfish-hot-nude-gif-4.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/25759b3433feea6f5834b5c00d782bff/tumblr_inline_nit4o1zzOe1sh6kg8.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/8bf054222a413dceca1170f237aa3c5a/tumblr_inline_nit4ncE4yM1sh6kg8.gif

Yeah, you might just be right on this one.

TimBone
02-10-2016, 02:19 PM
Good Lord up above...

LiveSteam
02-10-2016, 02:42 PM
You would say no to this?

http://www.thywalls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Kate-Upton-blowing-soap-bubbles-wallpaper-4k.jpg

:spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock:

Catherine and Upton for me. Never been a fan of Berry. Short hair... I dont get it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cZuaghvCasw/TGEIxtDuqrI/AAAAAAAAJ58/VfcpA17tofo/s1600/Catherine-Zeta-Jones-Wallpapers-14.jpg

Im betting he would

eDave
02-10-2016, 02:45 PM
Im betting he would

Of course he would. But her being the hottest here? No way. NO way.

Blondes are for the lazy. Girls who bleach blonde are lazy.

Amnorix
02-10-2016, 02:52 PM
It's clear Adrienne Curry won't advance, and I agree (sadly) with that, given the quality of women in this heat. But let me bid a fond adieu with a few examples of her hotness, which is only increased by the fact that she's a pretty awesome Cosplayer.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/69348714/large.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sra0NMCJQhI/U9NCeF-505I/AAAAAAADPDo/YoEfyhwhK8k/s1600/SDCC953+(Custom).jpg

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/asdfas.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa6b28ae2389db0f33886f3640c8eb47/tumblr_mlj51iTu0w1s4i2gzo1_540.jpg

http://st.depositphotos.com/1814084/1668/i/950/depositphotos_16685805-Adrianne-Curry-at-the-Lingerie-Bowl-III-Celebrity-Quarterback-Photo-Shoot-Private-Location-Long-Beach-CA-05-27-05.jpg

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/autographsforsale/adrianne-curry-autographed-maxim-magazine-full-page-lingerie-photo-1.jpg

Omaha
02-10-2016, 02:54 PM
http://rofls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kate-upton-fat1.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/uploads/2015/06/04134616/kate-upton-swimsuit-fat-01-420x560.jpg

WTF is wrong with you guys? Anna & Adrianne or Halle. Kate should be dead last.

kepp
02-10-2016, 03:02 PM
http://rofls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kate-upton-fat1.jpg

http://static.thesuperficial.com/uploads/2015/06/04134616/kate-upton-swimsuit-fat-01-420x560.jpg

WTF is wrong with you guys? Anna & Adrianne or Halle. Kate should be dead last.

Agreed. Upton had a quick run but even then, apart from her boobs, she had no discernible figure. And now she's blimped out.

DJ's left nut
02-10-2016, 03:22 PM
Why are we going with fat Upton photos here?

Isn't this contest supposed to be 'prime' entries? Because if not, Rita Heyward's 30 yr old corpse got a few too many votes...

Rain Man
02-10-2016, 03:24 PM
Why are we going with fat Upton photos here?

Isn't this contest supposed to be 'prime' entries? Because if not, Rita Heyward's 30 yr old corpse got a few too many votes...


Yeah, it's prime. People keep dragging us off point, but it's prime. And Halle Berry is almost unbeatable in her prime. She's the cheesecake equivalent of Rocky Marciano.

Easy 6
02-10-2016, 03:30 PM
Kendrick and Berry hotter than Zeta Jones?

LMAO

jd1020
02-10-2016, 03:32 PM
Kendrick and Berry hotter than Zeta Jones?

LMAO

My sentiments exactly.

Easy 6
02-10-2016, 03:38 PM
My sentiments exactly.

I mean, if you just GOTTA go with Berry over her... thats fine, I guess

But Kendrick? Sorry Tim, but this tourney blows

jd1020
02-10-2016, 03:40 PM
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Catherine-Zeta-Jones-catherine-zeta-jones-83340_1280_1615.jpg

http://www.vidigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Catherine_Zeta_Jones_jl10_04.jpg

http://cdn.pcwallart.com/images/catherine-zeta-jones-2014-wallpaper-3.jpg

eDave
02-10-2016, 03:42 PM
Clooney rubbed Catherine's feet.

That man has way too much. ****er.

That last pic is glorious.

jd1020
02-10-2016, 03:44 PM
That last pic is glorious.

I'm typing this one handed looking at the first one. Open dress, arched back, a little side boob with the over the shoulder glance? Ugh... brb.

beach tribe
02-10-2016, 03:54 PM
Another non vote here for Upton..Not impressed

Plus she will be a fat pig in 5 years.

Went with Berry and Zeta Jones

And I wrote this post about an hr ago and walked away forgetting to submit it.

Didn't need those pics to tell me she is 1000 times hotter than Upton in her prime.

rico
02-10-2016, 03:59 PM
It's clear Adrienne Curry won't advance, and I agree (sadly) with that, given the quality of women in this heat. But let me bid a fond adieu with a few examples of her hotness, which is only increased by the fact that she's a pretty awesome Cosplayer.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/69348714/large.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sra0NMCJQhI/U9NCeF-505I/AAAAAAADPDo/YoEfyhwhK8k/s1600/SDCC953+(Custom).jpg

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/asdfas.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa6b28ae2389db0f33886f3640c8eb47/tumblr_mlj51iTu0w1s4i2gzo1_540.jpg

http://st.depositphotos.com/1814084/1668/i/950/depositphotos_16685805-Adrianne-Curry-at-the-Lingerie-Bowl-III-Celebrity-Quarterback-Photo-Shoot-Private-Location-Long-Beach-CA-05-27-05.jpg

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/autographsforsale/adrianne-curry-autographed-maxim-magazine-full-page-lingerie-photo-1.jpg

Oh my God, she's hot.

Omaha
02-10-2016, 03:59 PM
Kendrick and Berry hotter than Zeta Jones?

LMAO

My sentiments exactly.

I mean, if you just GOTTA go with Berry over her... thats fine, I guess

But Kendrick? Sorry Tim, but this tourney blows

Anna is hotter than all of them, IMHO. I'm cool with CZJ, too. I'd take Adrienne or Halle, but whatevs. All four are hot.

All four beat Kate. Even in her prime.

Easy 6
02-10-2016, 05:21 PM
Anna is hotter than all of them, IMHO. I'm cool with CZJ, too. I'd take Adrienne or Halle, but whatevs. All four are hot.

All four beat Kate. Even in her prime.

For most of us shlubs, Kate is the catch of a lifetime, but if we're voting for The American Goddess, you and others are right... she doesnt hold up

The Franchise
02-10-2016, 06:02 PM
Berry advancing is bullshit. Fucking overrated as hell.

DaneMcCloud
02-10-2016, 06:03 PM
All four beat Kate. Even in her prime.

I agree but her "prime"?

She's 23 years old.

She might not hit her "prime" for another 7 or 8 years.

Rain Man
02-10-2016, 06:04 PM
Berry advancing is bullshit. ****ing overrated as hell.

My opinion of you just dropped by 0.08 percent. I try to keep things precise, but in proper perspective.

The Franchise
02-10-2016, 06:06 PM
My opinion of you just dropped by 0.08 percent. I try to keep things precise, but in proper perspective.

I'll be ok with that as long as Berry loses.

Rain Man
02-10-2016, 06:07 PM
I'll be ok with that as long as Berry loses.

I just upped it to 0.09 percent.

Fire Me Boy!
02-10-2016, 06:19 PM
I'll be ok with that as long as Berry loses.


My only vote is Anna. I don't care about any of the others except Upton losing. Can't stand her.

rico
02-10-2016, 06:24 PM
I'll be ok with that as long as Berry loses.

This. Not only do I find her to not be hot, there is something about her that grinds my gears. She annoys me.

Rausch
02-10-2016, 10:11 PM
This. Not only do I find her to not be hot, there is something about her that grinds my gears. She annoys me.

A lot of these women have horrible personalities.

I was under the impression this was looks/body only, not talent or personality...

Rausch
02-10-2016, 10:11 PM
Berry advancing is bullshit. ****ing overrated as hell.

Absolutely insane...

GloryDayz
02-10-2016, 10:14 PM
This thread, and all like it, need nekkid...

007
02-10-2016, 10:28 PM
don't let Anna slip guys. Come on.

TimBone
02-10-2016, 10:58 PM
It's so close between Anna and Halle. If Anna can close the distance by tomorrow evening, we may end up with our first Emergency head to head tie breaker heat.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?

DaneMcCloud
02-11-2016, 12:03 AM
Despite my personal feelings about Anna, I find her to be massively average.

Thin lips, red hair, pale skin and borderline midget in height.

What you guys see in her is way beyond my capacity to comprehend.

Halle Berry, OTOH. Pure hotness.

007
02-11-2016, 02:53 AM
Despite my personal feelings about Anna, I find her to be massively average.

Thin lips, red hair, pale skin and borderline midget in height.

What you guys see in her is way beyond my capacity to comprehend.

Halle Berry, OTOH. Pure overrated.

FYP

Fire Me Boy!
02-11-2016, 05:14 AM
Despite my personal feelings about Anna, I find her to be massively average.

Thin lips, red hair, pale skin and borderline midget in height.

What you guys see in her is way beyond my capacity to comprehend.

Halle Berry, OTOH. Pure hotness.


Red hair? Dude, that's the best! You need to spend more time in the redhead thread.

LoneWolf
02-11-2016, 08:07 AM
JFC, the ditch pig Upton is still leading this heat by a wide margin over Halle fucking Berry and Anna Kendrick. I thought most of the dumb fucks on CP stayed in the DC forum. Guess I was wrong.

LoneWolf
02-11-2016, 08:13 AM
Red hair? Dude, that's the best! You need to spend more time in the redhead thread.

Flames up top = Fire down below.

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/53471079.jpg

kepp
02-11-2016, 08:21 AM
Anna needs a few votes to make it out of this round. C'mon!

Omaha
02-11-2016, 10:49 AM
I agree but her "prime"?

She's 23 years old.

She might not hit her "prime" for another 7 or 8 years.

That's fair. I'm using the word "prime" because that's what people are using throughout the thread. By "prime" I meant "on her best day... so far."

I would pick the other 4 over Kate on her best day.

Omaha
02-11-2016, 10:53 AM
How can these current standings be accurate? This is a travesty.

DaneMcCloud
02-11-2016, 11:11 AM
That's fair. I'm using the word "prime" because that's what people are using throughout the thread. By "prime" I meant "on her best day... so far."

I would pick the other 4 over Kate on her best day.

Agreed

TimBone
02-11-2016, 04:09 PM
I am sad to report that we did not need an emergency head to head tie breaker heat.

Kate Upton and Halle Berry move forward.

Fire Me Boy!
02-11-2016, 04:45 PM
I am sad to report that we did not need an emergency head to head tie breaker heat.

Kate Upton and Halle Berry move forward.

I'm out. This is a travesty.

TimBone
02-11-2016, 04:45 PM
I'm out. This is a travesty.
Anna has a strong shot at the wildcard heat!

Rain Man
02-11-2016, 04:52 PM
An exhausted Halle drags herself away from a prone and lifeless Anna. It was an epic battle, but our heroine prevailed.

007
02-11-2016, 04:53 PM
I am sad to report that we did not need an emergency head to head tie breaker heat.

Kate Upton and Halle Berry move forward.fuck this shit

eDave
02-11-2016, 04:55 PM
An exhausted Halle drags herself away from a prone and lifeless Anna. It was an epic battle, but our heroine prevailed.

LOL. It WAS a good battle. To the victor go the spoils.

:clap: :toast:

007
02-11-2016, 04:59 PM
kate fucking upton. what a damn joke.

Omaha
02-11-2016, 05:10 PM
I'm out. This is a travesty.

**** this shit

kate ****ing upton. what a damn joke.

This is absolute bullshit. WTF is wrong with people?

Fire Me Boy!
02-11-2016, 05:14 PM
An exhausted Halle drags herself away from a prone and lifeless Anna. It was an epic battle, but our heroine prevailed.

I have no problem with Halle, but fucking Upton? Easily No. 4 in this list. I would not, and fuck anyone calling me a liar. I would. not.

eDave
02-11-2016, 05:32 PM
This is absolute bullshit. WTF is wrong with people?

"Shallow men love shallow blondes."

- Winston Churchill, 1939

007
02-11-2016, 05:33 PM
This is absolute bull****. WTF is wrong with people?boobies OMG look at those boobies. she got boobies. oh man boobies.

while the rest of her is crap.

ThaVirus
02-11-2016, 05:53 PM
The light (Halle Berry) has prevailed this time but evil lurks...