Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 19

[TimBone]

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Hedy Lamarr

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/hedy%20lamarr.jpeg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/hedy%20lamarr.jpeg.html)



Karen Gillan

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/karen%20gillan_2.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/karen%20gillan_2.jpg.html)



Tiffani Theissen

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Tiffani%20Thiessen.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Tiffani%20Thiessen.jpg.html)



Phoebe Cates

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Phoebe%20Cates.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Phoebe%20Cates.jpg.html)



Christina Ricci

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Christina%20Ricci.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Christina%20Ricci.jpg.html)

[loochy]

IN B 4 bitching by old guys

[loochy]

I'll go with Kelly Ka-POWPOWPOWPOW-ski

[jd1020]

Wow... this heat... sooooooooooooo bad. Ricci? What the **** is happening?

Went with Gillan and Theissen, though no one in this heat has a chance in hell.

[Indian Chief]

I'll go with Kelly Ka-POWPOWPOWPOW-ski

http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/tiffany_amber_thiessen/img/tiffany_amber_thiessen_05.jpg

[Pitt Gorilla]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBkRqjs79aYryGhGFJUjENuHaeq8DqMvthvDOEmoLFrQ8T6bG8_A

Lamaar's physical beauty + brain combo is unbeatable, IMO.

[Coochie liquor]

Tiffani, and Phoebe.

[jd1020]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBkRqjs79aYryGhGFJUjENuHaeq8DqMvthvDOEmoLFrQ8T6bG8_A

Lamaar's physical beauty + brain combo is unbeatable, IMO.

She's attractive but I couldn't vote for her. Does she EVER fucking smile?

[Coochie liquor]

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[The Franchise]

Kapowski and Ricci

[unlurking]

http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_269,w_500/t_mp_quality_gif/junytuwvyzhg6g9d3zrd/she-was-every-teenage-boy-s-fantasy-in-fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-but-whatever-happene-550630.gif

http://i.imgur.com/5KqaQ.gif

[jd1020]

That one scene is going to carry a meh looking girl through. Boring.

[eDave]

None for me. Thanks.

[TLO]

Chiefsplanet attracts people with hard ons for Phoebe. She might be a dark horse to take the whole damn tournament.

[Coochie liquor]

That one scene is going to carry a meh looking girl through. Boring.

How dare you fuck with my childhood!!

[rico]

I'll go with Kelly Ka-POWPOWPOWPOW-ski

Thissssss.

[TimBone]

Yeah....I wanted to vote for Karen Gillan, but I couldn't get away from Phoebe or Tiffani.

I spent too many years pining away for Kelly on Saved by the Bell.

And phoebe is not meh looking at all. That's just silly.

[DJ's left nut]

I'm guessing not many people have seen Black Snake Moan.

Holy mother, Christina Ricci is absolutely blazing hot in that movie. She's skanked out but half-naked throughout the movie and her body/rack is just amazing.

[ThaVirus]

Ricci was a cute lil thang in Black Snake Moan. I remember really wanting to fuck her after seeing that one.

[TLO]

I'm guessing not many people have seen Black Snake Moan.

Holy mother, Christina Ricci is absolutely blazing hot in that movie. She's skanked out but half-naked throughout the movie and her body/rack is just amazing.

Black Snake Moan? Is that some sort of porno?

[DJ's left nut]

Black Snake Moan? Is that some sort of porno?

It's a B movie where Samuel L Jackson gets to chew scenery and spend an hour pretending to be a backwoods southern preacher.

So of course he keeps Ricci chained up half-naked to a radiator for most of it...

[Predarat]

If I could vote for Phoebe Cates twice I would.

[Easy 6]

Phoebe and Gillan... but really, its just Phoebe this round

She is simply outstanding

[jd1020]

And phoebe is not meh looking at all. That's just silly.

She looks like every other girl walking through a high school graduation ceremony. But she flashed her tits in what is suppose to be deemed one of the hottest nude scenes so put one on the board for her! Yawn.

[The Franchise]

I'm guessing not many people have seen Black Snake Moan.

Holy mother, Christina Ricci is absolutely blazing hot in that movie. She's skanked out but half-naked throughout the movie and her body/rack is just amazing.

Bam. We have a lot of the same tastes.

[DJ's left nut]

She looks like every other girl walking through a high school graduation ceremony. But she flashed her tits in what is suppose to be deemed one of the hottest nude scenes so put one on the board for her! Yawn.

There was one of those weird 'deserted island' movies where she wandered about naked the whole time.

Average she is not.

[Easy 6]

You might find an equal to Phoebes backside, but you wont find any better

NSFW

http://www.onlygoodbits.com/gallery/phoebe-cates/phoebe-cates_14023.jpg

[Buehler445]

Tiffani, and Phoebe.

This. Purely on nostalgia.

[Rain Man]

If I don't vote for anyone in this thread, can I add two votes for Winona back in Heat 7?

(Sigh.)

#1 - Theissen, because she's good looking at that age. (She's 18 in that picture, right? Because if she's not 18 then I don't find her attractive at all.)

#2 - I've never seen Cates' face. She's not hot, but she's reasonably cut.

The others are meh, though I thank Hedy for her work in the war effort.

[ThaVirus]

I tried to find a decent pic of Ricci in BSM but this is the best I came across:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdr22aVpK1r48nrko2_250.gif

I had forgotten that her face was beat to shit for most of the movie.

[jd1020]

Back to the non-nominated wildcards, I'd like to throw out a suggestion to add this little milf

http://cdn.quotationof.com/images/tea-leonis-quotes-5.jpg

http://filmsplusmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tea-Leoni-16.jpg

[TimBone]

She looks like every other girl walking through a high school graduation ceremony. But she flashed her tits in what is suppose to be deemed one of the hottest nude scenes so put one on the board for her! Yawn.
I disagree.

[TimBone]

Back to the non-nominated wildcards, I'd like to throw out a suggestion to add this little milf

http://cdn.quotationof.com/images/tea-leonis-quotes-5.jpg

http://filmsplusmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tea-Leoni-16.jpg
Who dat is?

[jd1020]

Who dat is?

Tea Leoni

[loochy]

Back to the non-nominated wildcards, I'd like to throw out a suggestion to add this little milf

http://cdn.quotationof.com/images/tea-leonis-quotes-5.jpg

http://filmsplusmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tea-Leoni-16.jpg

I would probably vote for her. I always had a thing for her.

[TimBone]

Tea Leoni
Yeah, I swear when I hit the quote button, only the first pic was there. It didn't look like her in the first pic. I recognized her in the second.

She's on the list. Her name was mentioned in the nom thread, but never officially nominated.

[eDave]

Another couple of non-noms:

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36300000/Gilligan-s-Island-image-gilligans-island-36328263-599-467.jpg

[TimBone]

Another couple of non-noms:

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36300000/Gilligan-s-Island-image-gilligans-island-36328263-599-467.jpg
Will add.

[Easy 6]

Will add.

:bravo:

[jd1020]

Yeah, I swear when I hit the quote button, only the first pic was there. It didn't look like her in the first pic. I recognized her in the second.

She's on the list. Her name was mentioned in the nom thread, but never officially nominated.

I added the 2nd pic after posting because I was looking for a sexy pic of her but then I thought the same thing you did in that it was a little difficult to recognize who it was because her eyes and shit are the distinctive part or her and they are partially covered up in the first pic.

This is a good one of her as well.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/84/36/348436bb70cc02d89880fba47de3dc06.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

Phoebe Cates and Christina Ricci, don't give a single fuck if anyone like my picks are not.

[oldman]

Back to the non-nominated wildcards, I'd like to throw out a suggestion to add this little milf

http://cdn.quotationof.com/images/tea-leonis-quotes-5.jpg

http://filmsplusmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tea-Leoni-16.jpg

Yes, please!! Oh, Hedy and Tiff.

[loochy]

http://45.media.tumblr.com/7e218ca7c0af12d49a8a2ccbe4663968/tumblr_n5q9u8hDDp1rn2pfqo1_400.gif

[Omaha]

I added the 2nd pic after posting because I was looking for a sexy pic of her but then I thought the same thing you did in that it was a little difficult to recognize who it was because her eyes and shit are the distinctive part or her and they are partially covered up in the first pic.

This is a good one of her as well.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/84/36/348436bb70cc02d89880fba47de3dc06.jpg

I would vote for Tea. She was my #1 for a lot of the 90s.

[Rain Man]

I would vote for Tea. She was my #1 for a lot of the 90s.

Tea was almost part of Team Rain Man, but I worried that not enough people would be familiar with her. She's a definite winner and I hope she comes flying into the tournament through the back door.

[007]

I'd vote for Tea in a heartbeat.

[Rain Man]

Let's start a chant for Tea to be in the tournament.

Te-a! Te-a! Te-a!

[Bowser]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduUSSmlriaC9gNa/giphy.gif

[DJ's left nut]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.

[Rain Man]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.


Te-a! Te-a! Te-a!

[007]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.Dane?

[Omaha]

http://45.media.tumblr.com/7e218ca7c0af12d49a8a2ccbe4663968/tumblr_n5q9u8hDDp1rn2pfqo1_400.gif

Horrible hair. Horrible butt. I'm not sure if you're for her or against her, but she doesn't belong in this contest. Tea Leoni is a bazillion times hotter.

[Omaha]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.

I think she would dominate this heat.

[eDave]

Horrible hair. Horrible butt. I'm not sure if you're for her or against her, but she doesn't belong in this contest. Tea Leoni is a bazillion times hotter.

Leoni is very attractive. Beautiful in fact. Not hot. Voice is very sexy though.

[DJ's left nut]

I think she would dominate this heat.

Too much nostalgia.

The over 50 crowd may vote for her, but the mid 30s to mid 40s are gonna be voting heavily on Phoebe, mid 20s to mid 30s on Thiessen.

And there's enough crossover there that I figure the outcome is the same. Those 2 were mortal locks with among this demographic.

[jspchief]

Leoni is very attractive. Beautiful in fact. Not hot. Voice is very sexy though.
I think this describes it well.

[DaneMcCloud]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.

I've never found her to be even remotely attractive.

And the fact that she stopped giving it up to Duchnovy, which in turn drove him to become a "porn addict", is an even bigger turnoff.

[Easy 6]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.

Dane?

No, he's 100% right

Yes, for most of us... she would be IT

But that isnt what this contest is about, IMO

[DJ's left nut]

I've never found her to be even remotely attractive.

And the fact that she stopped giving it up to Duchnovy, which in turn drove him to become a "porn addict", is an even bigger turnoff.

That'll happen.

Ladies - you can't just turn off the spigot. It doesn't work that way.

[DaneMcCloud]

Voice is very sexy though.

This goes to show how we're all wired so differently.

I find her voice to be her worst feature and annoying.

:D

[jspchief]

I feel like bagging on Phoebe Cates is like talking shit about The Godfather. It's a "give up your man card" move.

[eDave]

This goes to show how we're all wired so differently.

I find her voice to be her worst feature and annoying.

:D

It's a big part of what got her noticed/famous. IMO.

LOL @ over half the posts are about women who are not even nominated. This heat blows (no offence TB).

[TimBone]

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.
I was gonna come out and say it, but...yeah. this.

[jd1020]

It's a big part of what got her noticed/famous. IMO.

LOL @ over half the posts are about women who are not even nominated. This heat blows (no offence TB).

I just started it because after about 40 votes this heat was already decided. 3rd place is 35% behind.

[DaneMcCloud]

It's a big part of what got her noticed/famous. IMO.

LOL @ over half the posts are about women who are not even nominated. This heat blows (no offence TB).

I recall first seeing her in a TV show in the early 90's with Corey Parker called Flying Blind.

I thought she was extremely unattractive in that show but agree that she has aged better than I expected.

Still not hot, though.

[jd1020]

I recall first seeing her in a TV show in the early 90's with Corey Parker called Flying Blind.

I thought she was extremely unattractive in that show but agree that she has aged better than I expected.

Still not hot, though.

Your vocal disdain for anything blonde is just weird, and I prefer brunettes too.

[DaneMcCloud]

Your vocal disdain for anything blonde is just weird, and I prefer brunettes too.

She's a blonde? I've never thought of her as a blonde.

But she's just not attractive to me. She has that weird "wide" body with no ass and unshapely legs.

The thin lips and demonstrative voice (at least IMO) isn't attractive, nor have been any of her hairstyles.

[eDave]

She's a blonde?

Need a muff color check on aisle Leoni. Color check on aisle Leoni.

/sounds hawaiian.

[DaneMcCloud]

Your vocal disdain for anything blonde is just weird, and I prefer brunettes too.

Not blonde

http://images.askmen.com/1200x600/video/entertainment-and-celebrities/tea-leoni-michael-bay-babes-1096626-TwoByOne.jpg

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tea+Leoni+World+Premiere+Not+My+Life+ZahuHg7gXkol.jpg

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tea-leoni-2.jpg

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4100000/Miscellaneous-Magazine-Photos-tea-leoni-4103926-315-262.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/06/12/previews/Tea%20Leoni-DGG-016096.jpg

http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2011/02/17/Tea-Leoni-Pisces-20110216-373x560.jpg

http://static.tvgcdn.net/mediabin/galleries/celebrities/a_f/da_dd/david_duchovny/1/david-duchovny13.jpg

[jd1020]

She's a blonde? I've never thought of her as a blonde.

Like 99% of her stuff is blonde. She's more blonde than Alba is white.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A16dpT7uBlo/VRRoBoTDunI/AAAAAAAAPY0/1bQzHTxpzns/s1600/tumblr_nlrzgiVt401stpcodo2_.jpg

That was when she was 47. I mean... I'd still fuck the shit out of her like she was 18.

[DaneMcCloud]

Like 99% of her stuff is blonde. She's more blonde than Alba is white.

That was when she was 47. I mean... I'd still fuck the shit out of her like she was 18.

For at least 15 years, she was either dark brown or brunette. I hadn't even seen her as a "blonde" until I just used Google Image.

She looks better as she's aged but she's still not one of the "hottest females on the planet".

[eDave]

Real blonde = THE WORST in every possible way.
Fake blondes - Couldn't cut it as a superior non-blonde. So she dye's her hair to sink to where she belongs and is accepted as the horrible person she is.

- William Shakespeare, circa 1601

[Rain Man]

For at least 15 years, she was either dark brown or brunette. I hadn't even seen her as a "blonde" until I just used Google Image.

She looks better as she's aged but she's still not one of the "hottest females on the planet".

Te-a! Te-a! Te-a!

Come on, people. Chant with me. Let's shout these naysayers down.

[DaneMcCloud]

FWIW, I went Tiffani and Phoebe, although I wanted to vote for Ricci, too.

She's a smokin' hot chick with an outrageous body and I'll bet she's crazy in the rack.

[jd1020]

She looks better as she's aged but she's still not one of the "hottest females on the planet".

Maybe not. Kate Beckinsale owns that title, but I'd still take Leoni over maybe 85+ of the 95 girls we've voted on in this tournament so far.

[Rain Man]

FWIW, I went Tiffani and Phoebe, although I wanted to vote for Ricci, too.

She's a smokin' hot chick with an outrageous body and I'll bet she's crazy in the rack.

BDSM freudian slip, or breast freudian slip?

[DaneMcCloud]

BDSM freudian slip, or breast freudian slip?

LMAO

No, misspelling from the iPad.

:D

[Ming the Merciless]

That scene in fast times

My lord

[scho63]

Hedy Lamaar was gorgeous, so far ahead of her time, and incredibly brilliant. She co-founded the use of spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology that is used in WiFi, bluetooth, and CDMA today. She also did nude scenes back in the 30's when it was unheard of. All natural. That's a complete package!

Christina Ricci creeps me out.

[Saccopoo]

Hedy Lamaar was gorgeous, so far ahead of her time, and incredibly brilliant. She co-founded the use of spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology that is used in WiFi, bluetooth, and CDMA today. She also did nude scenes back in the 30's when it was unheard of. All natural. That's a complete package!

Christina Ricci creeps me out.
Exactly. You enjoy your mobile phone? Lamarr. First on-screen female orgasm? Lamarr. Her shit was absolutely red hot on every level. Oh, and Blazing Saddles? Lamarr.

You fucking sub-human trolls should chew on a gun barrel if you didn't vote for Lamarr.
I disagree.

[LoneWolf]

Exactly. You enjoy your mobile phone? Lamarr. First on-screen female orgasm? Lamarr. Her shit was absolutely red hot on every level. Oh, and Blazing Saddles? Lamarr.

You fucking sub-human trolls should chew on a gun barrel if you didn't vote for Lamarr.

This is a hottest celebrity contest, not a who invented the coolest shit or squirted on screen first contest. Lamarr is average looking.

[Kman34]

Hedy Lamaar was gorgeous, so far ahead of her time, and incredibly brilliant. She co-founded the use of spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology that is used in WiFi, bluetooth, and CDMA today. She also did nude scenes back in the 30's when it was unheard of. All natural. That's a complete package!

Christina Ricci creeps me out.

The look and the character she plays in Black Snake Moan can be found in any trailer park in America.... Yuck

[Saccopoo]

This is a hottest celebrity contest, not a who invented the coolest shit or squirted on screen first contest. Lamarr is average looking.
You're high as shit. Lamarr is regarded as one of the most beautiful women ever. Sorry she didn't shake her tits in a recent you tube video, but she is incredibly hot.

[eDave]

Ricci is goth to me. Looks like a cutter.

[Pitt Gorilla]

This is a hottest celebrity contest, not a who invented the coolest shit or squirted on screen first contest. Lamarr is average looking.

Beautiful and brilliant IS hot.

[jd1020]

Lamarr is a robot that never smiles. No thanks. Depressed beauty is not hot.

[LoneWolf]

Beautiful and brilliant IS hot.

She's not beautiful. Brilliant yes, but very average looking.

[rico]

Please tell me Jennifer Love Hewitt was nominated....???? When I was in high school, I thought she was the most beautiful woman on the planet....

[007]

Please tell me Jennifer Love Hewitt was nominated....???? When I was in high school, I thought she was the most beautiful woman on the planet....I don't think she was.

[rico]

I don't think she was.

Uh-oh.... How on Earth did she slip???

[Saccopoo]

Uh-oh.... How on Earth did she slip???

Because of shit like this...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xv4NBOWhw9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Saccopoo]

http://www.filmforlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Hedy-Lamarr.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

.

That's a man, baybee

[Saccopoo]

That's a man, baybee

Then color me homo.

[Buehler445]

Tea Leoni

Tea's never managed hot, IMO.

She never really made a mark until she was in her late 20s and her facial features are just 'older'.

She's always been more of a MILF than conventionally hot. That's fine - but I don't think she can hang here.

Huh. She certainly can't hang now at her age. Shel poked good in Bad Boys but I really don't know what she's done otherwise.

[jd1020]

Huh. She certainly can't hang now at her age. Shel poked good in Bad Boys but I really don't know what she's done otherwise.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A16dpT7uBlo/VRRoBoTDunI/AAAAAAAAPY0/1bQzHTxpzns/s1600/tumblr_nlrzgiVt401stpcodo2_.jpg

That was when she was 47. I mean... I'd still **** the shit out of her like she was 18.

Like what? Not that we are grading these girls on their current looks, otherwise 90% of the girls Sacc is jimping over would have to be dug up, but that pic was taken 2 years ago. She can hang.

[Mojo Jojo]

Having seen Karen last in person...she is smoking HOT!!!

[Kaepernick]

Tiffany. The jailbait version. Not this version.

http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/files/2010/10/tiffani-thiessen-talks-motherhood-500x683.jpg