Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 20

[TimBone]

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.


Heidi Klum

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Heidi%20Klum.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Heidi%20Klum.jpg.html)



Salma Hayek

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Salma%20Hayek.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Salma%20Hayek.jpg.html)




Selena Gomez

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Selena%20Gomez.jpeg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Selena%20Gomez.jpeg.html)




Naomi Watts

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Naomi%20Watts.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Naomi%20Watts.jpg.html)



Heather Locklear

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Heather%20Locklear.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Heather%20Locklear.jpg.html)

[Gadzooks]

inb4

[Kman34]

OMG....MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE.....

[Gadzooks]

If I were 12 or a pedophile, I'd vote for Selena... She looks like a slutty 12 year old.

[eDave]

Tight race here.

I'd feel like a perv voting for Selena though. And she dated Beiber. Not hot.

[TimBone]

If I were 12 or a pedophile, I'd vote for Selena... She looks like a slutty 12 year old.

Fuck that. She's hot.

[Gadzooks]

Fuck that. She's hot.

For a 12 year old.:rolleyes:

[lewdog]

Damn. Tough heat!!!

[Gadzooks]

My youngest daughter used to watch Selena when she was on the Disney Channel and I thought, When she grows up she should be pretty hot. But she looks exactly the same as she did back then.

[Rain Man]

A lot of strong contenders in this heat, but at the same time the choice was easy.

#1 - Salma Hayek. She clearly - CLEARLY - represents the high point of human evolution. Everything about her promotes the male's desire to procreate.

#2 - Heather Locklear. You don't get much better than Heather. She cannot be improved upon.

#3 - Naomi Watts. Quite cute, but not in the league as the top two. In most other heats she'd be top two material.

#4 - Heidi Klum. Quite attractive and worthy of entry into the tournament, but she drew a killer heat.

#5 - Selena Gomez. The runt of the litter in this heat. She looks like she's 14 years old in every picture I see, so it creeps me out to even consider her attractiveness.

[Rain Man]

Okay, so I'm apparently not the only one who thinks Selena looks young.

[jd1020]

Not really sure who to vote for in this heat because I just don't see any true standouts. They are all hit or miss for me depending on the mood. Klum is probably the most consistent hit for me. And Hayek can be quite stunning when dolled up the right way so I guess those are my 2 votes.

[eDave]

Naomi's fantastic ass gets my vote. Salma speaks for herself. I'd buy her stuff all the time.

[lewdog]

Locklear has much better pictures out there. That's not helping her cause.

I don't care for Selena's look.

Salma is my favorite.

[jd1020]

Okay, so I'm apparently not the only one who thinks Selena looks young.

Even though she's 23 years old she looks like she still gets picked up by mom and dad after middle school. Just no.

[Rain Man]

Just so you know, if you ever encounter Salma in an elevator, she'll remove her clothes for you. It's just something she does for her fans.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3B8eVy9dUS4/VAeAyNb_lCI/AAAAAAAAinI/l8cKIxtyFuM/s1600/MVP00008.jpg

[Easy 6]

The Latina Round

Hayek in Dusk til Dawn is right on point in any discussion of perfect female symmetry... cartoonishly beautiful

Locklear and the cookie cutter blondes can go

[Gadzooks]

To the 5 guys that have voted for Selena so far:
http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Chris-Hansen-Take-A-Seat-Meme.jpg

[eDave]

To the 5 guys that have voted for Selena so far:


Legal.

[Kman34]

http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/heather_locklear/img/Locklear_Heather_031.jpg

[mr. tegu]

So did we really forget to nominate Penelope Cruz? I didn't see her in the nomination thread.

[Coochie liquor]

Salma, and 18 or over Selena.

[Gadzooks]

Heather seems to have a large vaginal area. That must have come in handy during her marriage to Tommy Lee:
http://i.imgur.com/s9WrSH9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EyVW26A.jpg

[Rain Man]

Locklear has much better pictures out there. That's not helping her cause.

I don't care for Selena's look.

Salma is my favorite.


Yeah, I've seen photos that I prefer more.

Heather is one who has been stunning for 25 years. If you like them young, Heather's your gal. If you like them mature, Heather's also your gal.

http://por-img.cimcontent.net/cms/data/assets/bin-201408/624ea2b0b2f69f0db3b8531f18e2a5db_600x400.jpghttp://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/news/130701/heather-locklear-768.jpg

[Rain Man]

So did we really forget to nominate Penelope Cruz? I didn't see her in the nomination thread.

No, and it makes me cry. I'm desperately hoping that Timbone includes her in the walk-on round.

[mr. tegu]

No, and it makes me cry. I'm desperately hoping that Timbone includes her in the walk-on round.

That non nomination round has gotten huge. Maybe just add them to the list and part of the normal rounds?

[scho63]

This was one of the toughest rounds.

-Salma has been my #1 CELEBRITY CRUSH for many years so she was a shoe in.

-Selena Gomez shouldn't appeal to any guy over 25 unless you are a pedophile. I can't be turned on to a women who looks closer to 14 then 24 so no way I would vote for her. She does nothing for me even if she is a cute young girl.

-Naomi Watts is hot, got a great sexy voice with that accent, has a blond beaver, and that masturbation scene in Mulholland Dr was legendary but she drew tough comp with Heidi Klum and Heather Locklear.

-So in the end I took Heidi Klum and her all natural body and face even though her vadge has been stretched to the limit versus Heather Locklear and her fake boobs and crazy alcoholic ways. I know someone who was pretty close to her and she is bat shit crazy/unstable so I ruled her out. Dane can probably vouch for that as she loves musicians.

[jd1020]

No, and it makes me cry. I'm desperately hoping that Timbone includes her in the walk-on round.

I probably would have nominated her but most of the girls I had in mind were already nominated before I found the thread so I ended up only nominating 1 girl and forgetting about it til the heats started.

[eDave]

This was one of the toughest rounds.

-Salma has been my #1 CELEBRITY CRUSH for many years so she was a shoe in.

-Selena Gomez shouldn't appeal to any guy over 25 unless you are a pedophile. I can't be turned on to a women who looks closer to 14 then 24 so no way I would vote for her. She does nothing for me even if she is a cute young girl.

-Naomi Watts is hot, got a great sexy voice with that accent, has a blond beaver, and that masturbation scene in Mulholland Dr was legendary but she drew tough comp with Heidi Klum and Heather Locklear.

-So in the end I took Heidi Klum and her all natural body and face even though her vadge has been stretched to the limit versus Heather Locklear and her fake boobs and crazy alcoholic ways. I know someone who was pretty close to her and she is bat shit crazy/unstable so I ruled her out. Dane can probably vouch for that as she loves musicians.

She loves coke.

[rico]

Klum/Locklear...

[ThaVirus]

I already know Hayek is getting one of my votes.

MY other will likely go to Watts or Gomez. Hmmm...

[The Franchise]

Salma and Selena. I'm just going to imagine it would be an awesome Mother/Daughter three way.

[ROYC75]

So did we really forget to nominate Penelope Cruz? I didn't see her in the nomination thread.


As well as .......

Eva Mendez
Erin Gray
Cindy Crawford
Olivia Newton John
Lea Thompson
Loni Anderson
Morgan Fairchild
Cheryl Ladd
Susan Anton
Goldie Hawn
Cheryl Tiegs
Jenny McCarthy
Kelly Monanco
Marilyn Monroe
Candence Bergen

Damn, the list goes on & on & on.

[007]

Heidi for me. Especially when she goes for the 40s glam look.

When it came to the battle of the Heathers, I always preferred Heather Thomas to Heather Locklear.

Salma never really did anything for me. Now, Cruz on the other hand. Yeah!!

[007]

As well as .......

Eva Mendez
Erin Gray
Cindy Crawford
Olivia Newton John
Lea Thompson
Loni Anderson
Morgan Fairchild
Cheryl Ladd
Susan Anton
Goldie Hawn
Cheryl Tiegs
Jenny McCarthy
Kelly Monanco
Marilyn Monroe
Candence Bergen

Damn, the list goes on & on & on.We forgot Cheryl Ladd and Olivia Newton John? HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[eDave]

We forgot Cheryl Ladd and Olivia Newton John? HOLY ****ING SHIT

TB is taking a list of non-noms. I submitted Ginger and Mary Anne.

[Rain Man]

We forgot Cheryl Ladd and Olivia Newton John? HOLY ****ING SHIT


Cheryl Ladd really needs to have her shot in this tourney.

[Indian Chief]

Salma and Heidi. No contest.

[TLO]

Salma looks like the fucking Predator.

[Saccopoo]

Salma Hayek and Naomi Watts.

A vote not for Watts = you are the ghey.

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[TimBone]

No, and it makes me cry. I'm desperately hoping that Timbone includes her in the walk-on round.

She's certainly in the pool of names.

[TimBone]

Cheryl Ladd really needs to have her shot in this tourney.

She's also certainly in the pool of names.

[eDave]

Dang Sac. Who's the brunette?

[TimBone]

As well as .......

Eva Mendez
Erin Gray
Cindy Crawford
Olivia Newton John
Lea Thompson
Loni Anderson
Morgan Fairchild
Cheryl Ladd
Susan Anton
Goldie Hawn
Cheryl Tiegs
Jenny McCarthy
Kelly Monanco
Marilyn Monroe
Candence Bergen

Damn, the list goes on & on & on.

I've added them to the list.

[Saccopoo]

Dang Sac. Who's the brunette?

Doesn't matter.

Watts = hottest movie scene ever.

[eDave]

Doesn't matter.

Watts = hottest movie scene ever.

Oh she got my vote.

Now, about that brunette...

[Saccopoo]

Oh she got my vote.

Now, about that brunette...

Laura Harring.

Not much other than Mullholland Drive I believe.

Oh, and apparently, the first latina woman to be crowned Miss USA in 1985. (Gotta love Wikipedia.)

In 2003, she starred in Mi Casa, Su Casa together with Barbara Eden of I Dream of Jeannie fame.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Laura+Harring+Synechdoche+New+York+Premiere+lujXRc_vNR4l.jpg

http://tamardrachli.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Laura-Harring-and-Naomi-Watts.jpg

[eDave]

Thank you good man. Nice mamm's.

[oldman]

Salma, hands down. I'll go with Heidi as #2.

[Saccopoo]

Salma, hands down. I'll go with Heidi as #2.

Apparently your ghey as hell ass missed this post:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12077795&postcount=40

[oldman]

Doesn't matter.

Watts = hottest movie scene ever.

I take it you've never seen 9 1/2 Weeks with Kim Basinger. There's at least 3 scenes that are hotter.

[eDave]

Apparently your ghey as hell ass missed this post:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12077795&postcount=40

Women can be gay. Men not so much.

[Saccopoo]

I take it you've never seen 9 1/2 Weeks with Kim Basinger. There's at least 3 scenes that are hotter.

Not hotter than the Mullholland Drive scene.

Not even close.

[eDave]

Not hotter than the Mullholland Drive scene.

Not even close.

MD looked real.

[Ming the Merciless]

this is a great heat. lots of string contenders

almost TOO strong....some of these that will lose, couldve won other heats IMO

[Ming the Merciless]

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/selena-gomez/maxim-hot-100-2013/Selena-Gomez---Maxim-Hot-100-2013-01.jpg

[eDave]

this is a great heat. lots of string contenders

almost TOO strong....some of these that will lose, couldve won other heats IMO

Except for Heidi. Another crowd favorite that does nothing at all for me.

[Ming the Merciless]

any one of these could win and i wouldnt be mad

[Ming the Merciless]

Except for Heidi. Another crowd favorite that does nothing at all for me.

yah..actually youre right

she would be the bottom for me too in this heat

[TimBone]

yah..actually youre right

she would be the bottom for me too in this heat

Anybody who has listened to Heidi Klum speak for more than twenty seconds should have a hard time voting for her. know we're supposed to judge based on looks, but I can't do it. She's dumb.

[TimBone]

also, no more names for the non-nom wildcard. I just finished doing the work for it.

[eDave]

Anybody who has listened to Heidi Klum speak for more than twenty seconds should have a hard time voting for her. know we're supposed to judge based on looks, but I can't do it. She's dumb.

I'm not voting on physical appearance alone. There is too many things that are 'hot' about a woman.

Naomi is the first blonde I've voted for. She is a true blonde who is really smart too with a sexy voice and an innocence that tells you she is a lady on the streets, a whore in the sheets. Rare. And dat OP ass.

And she's losing.

[eDave]

also, no more names for the non-nom wildcard. I just finished doing the work for it.

Ginger and Mary Ann should be just one.

Or be in the same heat. I'd like to see how that plays out here.


#MaryAnn

[srvy]

A lot of strong contenders in this heat, but at the same time the choice was easy.

#1 - Salma Hayek. She clearly - CLEARLY - represents the high point of human evolution. Everything about her promotes the male's desire to procreate.

#2 - Heather Locklear. You don't get much better than Heather. She cannot be improved upon.

#3 - Naomi Watts. Quite cute, but not in the league as the top two. In most other heats she'd be top two material.

#4 - Heidi Klum. Quite attractive and worthy of entry into the tournament, but she drew a killer heat.

#5 - Selena Gomez. The runt of the litter in this heat. She looks like she's 14 years old in every picture I see, so it creeps me out to even consider her attractiveness.

Your focused on the boobs with Salma? She is pretty an all but the head something going on there. She always looked like she escaped Zulu's halfway into a head shrinking. Or maybe its that she doesn't do much with the hair but part it down middle like Shimp.

[srvy]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5d/d8/af/5dd8af16dbb5078aa6ba1257760e06bc.jpg

[LiveSteam]

Heather Thomas made any list yet. Blond from the Fall Guy

[ROYC75]

I've added them to the list.

I will send you the pictures of each to use later today.

[ROYC75]

Heather Thomas made any list yet. Blond from the Fall Guy

Oh snap, I left her ( Heather ) and Dorothy Stratton off.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hayek could win it all.

[007]

Hayek could win it all.
Nope

[BlackHelicopters]

Nope

Yep

[rico]

Hayek could win it all.

Nah.

All she has is boobs.

[LoneWolf]

Nah.

All she has is boobs.

And a beautiful face, killer ass, sultry eyes, and a sexy accent. Other than that she's just meh. After looking at all your comments in these threads, I'm fairly certain you only like white women.

[Buehler445]

Hayek is one for sure. I'll have to think about who I'm going to give #2 to. Tough ass heat.

[Buehler445]

Went Klum #2. Tough out for all those gals. Did someone really say Salma doesn't have a great ass? I'm on the road. Someone post the bikini shot from that movie a couple years back. She is to die for. I'd win wars for that woman. Christ. She's a different subspecies of human than the rest of us are.

[Amnorix]

Anybody who has listened to Heidi Klum speak for more than twenty seconds should have a hard time voting for her. know we're supposed to judge based on looks, but I can't do it. She's dumb.


:spock: Err...no, not at all. She doesn't host various shows because she's an idiot. My wife really likes Project Runway, and she's perfectly fine. She has an accent, but she's not at all dumb.

She's also fucking ABSURDLY hot. I'm wondering if some people lack a pulse around here.

http://www.heidiklum.de/img/galerien/die_fruehen_jahre/lp1326906807-butterflies-page-1.jpg

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15200000/HEIDI-KLUM-3-heidi-klum-15288670-1024-768.jpg

http://dailyman40.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Heidi-Klum-Hot.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/aa/6d/c8/aa6dc8a6ab6760579c076138d9bbd51e.jpg

[kepp]

A lot of strong contenders in this heat, but at the same time the choice was easy.

#1 - Salma Hayek. She clearly - CLEARLY - represents the high point of human evolution. Everything about her promotes the male's desire to procreate.

#2 - Heather Locklear. You don't get much better than Heather. She cannot be improved upon.

#3 - Naomi Watts. Quite cute, but not in the league as the top two. In most other heats she'd be top two material.

#4 - Heidi Klum. Quite attractive and worthy of entry into the tournament, but she drew a killer heat.

#5 - Selena Gomez. The runt of the litter in this heat. She looks like she's 14 years old in every picture I see, so it creeps me out to even consider her attractiveness.

This. I clicked...then I unclicked...because it felt like Chris Hansen was peering over my shoulder.

[Dartgod]

And a beautiful face, killer ass, sultry eyes, and a sexy accent. Other than that she's just meh. After looking at all your comments in these threads, I'm fairly certain you only like white women.

She deserves to win it all based on this scene alone.

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[KC Dan]

She deserves to win it all based on this scene alone.
How the **** have I never seen this video? Holy moly, rock n' roly. Winner, Winner!!!

[Dartgod]

How the **** have I never seen this video? Holy moly, rock n' roly. Winner, Winner!!!

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5137/5591421910_9f4b2f07ea.jpg

[DJ's left nut]

I should've used a vote on Watts just to ensure that plain-ass looking Selena Gomez stays in last.

The accusation's of 'average' leveled against Phoebe Cates should absolutely be reserved for Selena Gomez.

[DJ's left nut]

She deserves to win it all based on this scene alone.


She's essentially Sofia Vergara's tits and ass smashed into a frame that's 6 inches shorter.

Which is to say that's she's pretty much perfection.

[Radar Chief]

How the **** have I never seen this video? Holy moly, rock n' roly. Winner, Winner!!!

That's a good question, kinda wondering that myself.

Netflix "Dusk Till Dawn". You're welcome. :thumb:

[lewdog]

Anybody who has listened to Heidi Klum speak for more than twenty seconds should have a hard time voting for her. know we're supposed to judge based on looks, but I can't do it. She's dumb.

That's called an accent, dickfore.

Heidi is very intelligent actually. Not sure where you would get any of what you just posted? Savvy businesswoman who has stayed in the game much longer than most. She's pretty funny as well.

[Rain Man]

The fact that some of you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn would explain why Salma isn't getting a full 100 percent of the vote.

[lewdog]

The fact that some of you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn would explain why Salma isn't getting a full 100 percent of the vote.

Or they are racist. Very likely given CP's nature.

I love me some Salma. She's going to rank near the top throughout this competition for me. Glad to know you're aboard.

[LoneWolf]

The fact that some of you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn would explain why Salma isn't getting a full 100 percent of the vote.

Dusk Till Dawn is just icing on the cake for me. Salma had me at Desperado.

[Radar Chief]

Salma had me at Desperado.

Same here, even if you get a better look at her goods in Frida still dig Desperado more.

[TimBone]

Dusk Till Dawn is just icing on the cake for me. Salma had me at Desperado.

Same here, even if you get a better look at her goods in Frida still dig Desperado more.
Growing up without Internet porn, I believe I jerked it to a vhs copy of Desperado on a weekly basis for like three years straight.

[TimBone]

That's called an accent, dickfore.

Heidi is very intelligent actually. Not sure where you would get any of what you just posted? Savvy businesswoman who has stayed in the game much longer than most. She's pretty funny as well.
I've listened to that girl talk and judge for three years straight in AGT. I don't give a fuck how long she's stayed in the business. She's dumb.

[DJ's left nut]

Growing up without Internet porn, I believe I jerked it to a vhs copy of Desperado on a weekly basis for like three years straight.

You can jerk of to Selma clothed in Desperado.

She was unreal in that movie.

[Kaepernick]

Heather seems to have a large vaginal area. That must have come in handy during her marriage to Tommy Lee:
http://i.imgur.com/s9WrSH9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EyVW26A.jpg



SCHWINGGGGGG.


Girl next door, FTW!


As for the "large" vaginal area. Relax. That is just hair. They didn't shave back in those days. Most women had a bush. Of course if you are under 30, this may be only "urban legend" and Martha Washington shaved it too.

[lewdog]

I've listened to that girl talk and judge for three years straight in AGT. I don't give a fuck how long she's stayed in the business. She's dumb.

You're a child.

You watch America's Got Talent?

I am embarrassed for you.

[TimBone]

You're a child.

You watch America's Got Talent?

I am embarrassed for you.
I don't anymore. I watched while Stern was on, and tbh I got bored during last season and quit watching. That doesn't change the fact that she's a moron.

[lewdog]

I don't anymore. I watched while Stern was on, and tbh I got bored during last season and quit watching. That doesn't change the fact that she's a moron.

You are so off your game here tonight Timmy that I feel bad for you.

Please log off and go to sleep.

[TimBone]

You are so off your game here tonight Timmy that I feel bad for you.

Please log off and go to sleep.
I CANT IM AT WORK

[lewdog]

I CANT IM AT WORK

ROFL

Ok, then please don't!

[BWillie]

Im not sure why I dont find Salma Hayek THAAAT attractive

[Toby Waller]

Im not sure why I dont find Salma Hayek THAAAT attractive

Because you're a racist

[Rain Man]

Im not sure why I dont find Salma Hayek THAAAT attractive

You are clearly blind. Does it always seem dark and you find yourself following a dog often?

[BWillie]

You are clearly blind. Does it always seem dark and you find yourself following a dog often?
Rachel McAdams, Olivia Wilde. One of em gon win

[Rain Man]

Rachel McAdams, Olivia Wilde. One of em gon win

Salma gon win. Salma got it all.

[BWillie]

Salma gon win. Salma got it all.
We all know you jerk it to Dustin Hoffman.