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TimBone
02-16-2016, 09:59 PM
Round 2 has arrived. We’ve trimmed down the fat, and are looking at the real deal now. Things are about to get real personal. This is the head to head heat. Two girls enter, one girl heads to round three.

On to the girls!

Please vote for the hotter celebrity.

Audrey Hepburn

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Audrey%20Hepburn.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Audrey%20Hepburn.jpg.html)



Salma Hayek

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Salma%20Hayek.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Salma%20Hayek.jpg.html)

LoneWolf
02-16-2016, 10:07 PM
If Hepburn wins this heat, this whole contest is a sham and Timbone has wasted several hours of his precious time.

eDave
02-16-2016, 10:08 PM
If Hepburn wins this heat, this whole contest is a sham and Timbone has wasted several hours of his precious time.

Great way to come out of the gates. Old School vs. New(ish) School.

EPodolak
02-16-2016, 10:08 PM
This one is at least starting out right.

Saccopoo
02-16-2016, 10:09 PM
Whoa...

This one is going to take some serious deliberation...

rico
02-16-2016, 10:14 PM
Meh.

TimBone
02-16-2016, 10:16 PM
If Hepburn wins this heat, this whole contest is a sham and Timbone has wasted several hours of his precious time.
I don't know, man. I think this one is a real tough one. I mean, I love Salma Hayek. I do. But, I've developed a big attraction to hepburm, and that pic specifically, since this tournament started.

Everything I go to create one of these threads, and I pass by that Hepburn picture when grabbing the pic of each girl, I stop and look. It's an attention grabber.

It was a great pic selection, by Saccopoo, I believe.

I am thinking of using all new pics next round, just to keep things from getting stale.

Would everyone be cool with that?

Saccopoo
02-16-2016, 10:34 PM
Geez...

Salma is gorgeous, but Audrey is absolutely ethereal. Models are still trying to look like Hepburn. Advertising agencies want their models and ads to be, to reflect what Hepburn captured in her look and attitude.

It hurts, but I have to go Hepburn.

Buehler445
02-16-2016, 10:37 PM
Geez. These are two all timers. I mean either could own the whole thing.

I chose Salma. She's still alive. Higher probability I can shack up with her. :D

Saccopoo
02-16-2016, 10:38 PM
http://www.radiopaula.cl/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Audrey-Hepburn-2.jpg

oldman
02-16-2016, 11:02 PM
Hepburn was beautiful, but I had to go with Salma.

Rain Man
02-16-2016, 11:02 PM
The winner of this heat may be the eventual champion. While Audrey is amazing, I've planted my flag in Salma. Y'now, metaphorically speaking.

Amnorix
02-16-2016, 11:05 PM
Jesus, Audrey had to go up against Selma Hayak?! Brutal. Audrey forever for me, but if she loses to Selma, at least she lost to a very worthy opponent.

Amnorix
02-16-2016, 11:10 PM
It was a great pic selection, by Saccopoo, I believe.

Moi. Audrey is my favorite actress, and that is my favorite picture of her by far.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12043152&postcount=191

Perineum Ripper
02-16-2016, 11:13 PM
https://writeactdancesing.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/audreyhepburn.jpg

http://www.allure.com/images/celebrity-trends/cover-shoot/2015/08/salma-hayek-allure-august-2015-cover.jpg

Perineum Ripper
02-16-2016, 11:15 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150727/salma-hayek-2-435.jpg

http://www.germmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/audrey-hepburn-399898_640.jpg

Perineum Ripper
02-16-2016, 11:16 PM
http://www.prettydesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Salma-Hayek-Hairstyles-Radiant-Medium-Curls.jpg

http://www.projectinspired.com/wp-content/uploads/Audrey-Hepburn-Style-442x295.jpg

ThaVirus
02-16-2016, 11:17 PM
Salma Hayek.

Easiest vote ever.

Perineum Ripper
02-16-2016, 11:18 PM
https://d1x2mvoa55n2jd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/salma-hayek.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/U1nx0kV.gif

TimBone
02-16-2016, 11:22 PM
Moi. Audrey is my favorite actress, and that is my favorite picture of her by far.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12043152&postcount=191
Fine work, sir.

srvy
02-16-2016, 11:23 PM
Audrey and its not even close unless your focus is only the boobs.

eDave
02-16-2016, 11:25 PM
I find Audrey to be beautiful. I find Salma to be beautiful and hot.

brucey_72
02-16-2016, 11:25 PM
I am only 24 so it is extremely difficult to vote for the models from the past. Hepburn died when I was only 2 and was born before all 4 of my grandparents. She is pretty and all but just can't find myself to vote for her.

DaneMcCloud
02-16-2016, 11:27 PM
Salma.

Never got the Audrey Hepburn thing.

Amnorix
02-16-2016, 11:31 PM
Salma Hayek.

Easiest vote ever.

Audrey is way prettier. Salma is way boobier. This is CP and I know how this will likely go.

ThaVirus
02-16-2016, 11:32 PM
Audrey is way prettier. Salma is way boobier. This is CP and I know how this will likely go.


It's the "hottest" celeb competition.

Salma is significantly hotter than Audrey.

Amnorix
02-16-2016, 11:33 PM
Did anyone check the pulse of the fellow who voted "neither" to make sure he is still alive?

Amnorix
02-16-2016, 11:34 PM
It's the "hottest" celeb competition.

Salma is significantly hotter than Audrey.

:shrug: Hotness is more than cup size.

ThaVirus
02-16-2016, 11:35 PM
I'm looking at these pics of Audrey and I'm just not seeing the appeal...

ThaVirus
02-16-2016, 11:36 PM
She has weird teeth.

Her eyes are pretty though.

DaneMcCloud
02-16-2016, 11:36 PM
:shrug: Hotness is more than cup size.

She's awfully hot in these pictures

http://www.allure.com/images/celebrity-trends/cover-shoot/2015/08/salma-hayek-allure-august-2015-cover.jpg

http://www.fahv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/102711-Salma-Hayek-400.jpg

srvy
02-16-2016, 11:37 PM
When she parts hair in middle all I see is Shimp sorry.

http://images.indianexpress.com/2015/05/salmahayek759.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSI5sN_AnibHUiv-urnmFIQbwgcZ237_DUOWIzSK4yAY1Hs-SCXmw

ThaVirus
02-16-2016, 11:39 PM
When she parts hair in middle all I see is Shimp sorry.

http://images.indianexpress.com/2015/05/salmahayek759.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSI5sN_AnibHUiv-urnmFIQbwgcZ237_DUOWIzSK4yAY1Hs-SCXmw


Well, you're gay so there's that.

srvy
02-16-2016, 11:43 PM
And your the aids virus so there is that.

Amnorix
02-16-2016, 11:44 PM
She's awfully hot in these pictures

I am not really going to sit here and diss Salma, but I don't think her face is all that great. While she obviously has a great body, I personally also tend to prefer a leaner look. Give me a Klum, Portman or Bo Derek over a Salma or Kate Upton pretty much any day of the week.

DaneMcCloud
02-16-2016, 11:55 PM
Well, you're gay so there's that.

LMAO

DaneMcCloud
02-16-2016, 11:56 PM
I am not really going to sit here and diss Salma, but I don't think her face is all that great. While she obviously has a great body, I personally also tend to prefer a leaner look. Give me a Klum, Portman or Bo Derek over a Salma or Kate Upton pretty much any day of the week.

Well, the bottom line is that she's an extremely beautiful woman.

Awesome tits or not.

TimBone
02-16-2016, 11:57 PM
Virus, is it possible that you're looking at the pics on too small of a screen?

DaneMcCloud
02-16-2016, 11:59 PM
FWIW, I think Audrey Hepburn looks like a Romulan in the OP

ThaVirus
02-17-2016, 12:03 AM
Virus, is it possible that you're looking at the pics on too small of a screen?


Clever. That's why I love you.

ThaVirus
02-17-2016, 12:04 AM
And your the aids virus so there is that.


My what?

TLO
02-17-2016, 12:06 AM
I'll say again. Salma looks like the ****ing Predator... if she wins this, the entire contest is a sham.

DaneMcCloud
02-17-2016, 12:09 AM
Virus, is it possible that you're looking at the pics on too small of a screen?

Well played

:clap:

TLO
02-17-2016, 12:11 AM
http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEGO0q69ZZAxKH_2_a.jpg

DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS WOMAN

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:16 AM
This is really tough. I tend not to care for tiny little women but Hepburn is one of the hottest little things of all time:

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/121875-Audrey-Hepburn-Cooking-At-Home.jpg


Cute as a button.

Gadzooks
02-17-2016, 01:16 AM
They're both midgets. One has a pretty face and the other one has big boobies.
:hmmm:...

It may be an unpopular opinion, but, I'd go with a pretty face over boobs in terms of "Hotness".

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:17 AM
Still can't decide:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/96ef50ee0f9f4b1b5c7275b1b6bf1239/tumblr_n6c47xCCuH1tw5t6oo1_1280.jpg

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:21 AM
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/ubinox/AudreyHepburn9_zps246670a1.jpg

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cuUKWkT.jpg

LiveSteam
02-17-2016, 01:24 AM
They're both midgets. One has a pretty face and the other one has big boobies.
:hmmm:...

It may be an unpopular opinion, but, I'd go with a pretty face over boobs in terms of "Hotness".

You got something against Midgets with big boobs

LiveSteam
02-17-2016, 01:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cuUKWkT.jpg

WTH is that white thing in her crotch? If you flip it over,is it red?

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:29 AM
On the other hand Hayek isn't just boobs:

http://media.giphy.com/media/rnQIkjo891l6M/giphy.gif

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:31 AM
WTH is that white thing in her crotch? If you flip it over,is it red?

That would be dot within the design of the bloomers that she is wearing to keep you from catching glimpse of her privates through the fishnet.

LiveSteam
02-17-2016, 01:32 AM
The dirty librarian ,working the weekend shift at STIFFY'S go go club.

I like it

LiveSteam
02-17-2016, 01:34 AM
That would be dot within the design of the bloomers that she is wearing to keep you from catching glimpse of her privates through the fishnet.

Well that's just dumb.

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:39 AM
http://www.mountrantmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Salma-Hayek-Dusk-Till-Dawn-GIF.gif

Gadzooks
02-17-2016, 01:42 AM
TimBone I don't like the idea of having head to head battles this early in the tournament. 2 out of 4 heats would be brutal enough, but 1 on 1's? Too many ugly broads will make the cut to the next round.

You should consult with Rain Man to see if this is a proper polling approach.

If it's a matter of time for preparation I'd be more than happy to help out.

(BTW - other than Gilliangate, great job so far:clap:).

listopencil
02-17-2016, 01:44 AM
TimBone I don't like the idea of having head to head battles this early in the tournament. 2 out of 4 heats would be brutal enough, but 1 on 1's? Too many ugly broads will make the cut to the next round.

You should consult with Rain Man to see if this is a proper polling approach.

If it's a matter of time for preparation I'd be more than happy to help out.

(BTW - other than Gilliangate, great job so far:clap:).

It's a looooong off season.

Gadzooks
02-17-2016, 01:53 AM
It's a looooong off season.

Yeah, I thought of that, but this approach muddies the waters.

Ugly 7 vs. Ugly 2
Hot 1 vs. Hot 6
Ugly 4 vs. Hot 5
Hot 2 vs. Hot 3
Ugly 1 vs. Ugly 3

Out of these heats we've forced more Uglies into positions where the Hot ones should be.

The following round would have no merit.

TimBone
02-17-2016, 01:54 AM
TimBone I don't like the idea of having head to head battles this early in the tournament. 2 out of 4 heats would be brutal enough, but 1 on 1's? Too many ugly broads will make the cut to the next round.

You should consult with Rain Man to see if this is a proper polling approach.

If it's a matter of time for preparation I'd be more than happy to help out.

(BTW - other than Gilliangate, great job so far:clap:).
I have indeed consulted with Rain Man quite a bit throughout the tournament, and he's even been the one randomizing the names between rounds. Once again, I'd like to point out his integrity. He voiced displeasure over seeing Hayek matched up with Hepburn in the first heat, but left the list as it was.

I almost backed off of going head to head. I really did. I even asked Rain Man's opinion on it. In the end, I really thought a head to head round right in the middle would be fun. I'll admit there might be a weak heat or two, but when I looked at the list, I didn't see any glaringly bad heats, although it was just a glance.

We'll see how it turns out, and as always, we always have the wildcard at the end of rounds to right any potential wrongs. :-)

TimBone
02-17-2016, 01:57 AM
Yeah, I thought of that, but this approach muddies the waters.

Ugly 7 vs. Ugly 2
Hot 1 vs. Hot 6
Ugly 4 vs. Hot 6
Hot 2 vs. Hot 3
Ugly 1 vs. Ugly 3

Out of these heats we've forced more Uglies into positions where the Hot ones should be.

The following round would have no merit.



...and it's sort of like the NFL playoffs. Yeah, some girls may go deeper into the rounds than they should, but they'll get their comeuppance eventually.

Gadzooks
02-17-2016, 02:05 AM
I have indeed consulted with Rain Man quite a bit throughout the tournament, and he's even been the one randomizing the names between rounds. Once again, I'd like to point out his integrity, he voiced displeasure over seeing Hayek matched up with Hepburn in the first heat, but left the list as it was.

I almost backed off of going head to head. I really did. I even asked Rain Man's opinion on it. In the end, I really thought a head to head round right in the middle would be fun. I'll admit there might be a weak heat or two, but when I looked at the list, I didn't see any glaringly bad heats, although it was just a glance.

We'll see how it turns out, and as awlays, we always have the wildcard at the end of rounds to right any potential wrongs. :-)

Thanks TimBone. I appreciate the effort you've put into this.:)

TimBone
02-17-2016, 02:07 AM
Thanks TimBone. I appreciate the effort you've put into this.:)
No problem at all, man. It's been a lot of fun.

007
02-17-2016, 02:30 AM
Audrey

Coochie liquor
02-17-2016, 04:52 AM
Salma all day. Don't see anything but greekish looking eyebrows on Audrey.

New World Order
02-17-2016, 05:01 AM
Selma Hayak eats crickets.

LoneWolf
02-17-2016, 05:09 AM
Give me a Klum, Portman or Bo Derek over a Salma or Kate Upton pretty much any day of the week.

I've always liked you as a poster even with your affection for the dirty, cheating Patriots franchise, but when you compare Salma Hayek to that ditch pig trailer park Princess Kate Upton, the entire boards opinion of you should drop to OctoberFart levels.

By the way, who are the two blind assholes who voted neither?

Cheater5
02-17-2016, 05:14 AM
Hepburn is achingly beautiful and it's disappointing to see her out so early. Hayek is a sultry and beautiful woman as well but she isn't the icon Audrey is.

Fire Me Boy!
02-17-2016, 05:52 AM
Audrey is way prettier. Salma is way boobier. This is CP and I know how this will likely go.

Yep.

It's the "hottest" celeb competition.

Salma is significantly hotter than Audrey.


Nope.

:shrug: Hotness is more than cup size.


Yep.

I am not really going to sit here and diss Salma, but I don't think her face is all that great. While she obviously has a great body, I personally also tend to prefer a leaner look. Give me a Klum, Portman or Bo Derek over a Salma or Kate Upton pretty much any day of the week.


Yep. I hate agreeing with Pats fans. :p

Mike in SW-MO
02-17-2016, 06:38 AM
Salma because..........boobs.

Coochie liquor
02-17-2016, 06:52 AM
Salma because..........boobs.

My man!!

007
02-17-2016, 07:00 AM
Salma because..........boobs.

shallow

MahiMike
02-17-2016, 07:26 AM
Audrey Hepburn looks like a little boy with makeup.

scho63
02-17-2016, 07:55 AM
Audrey Hepburn looks like a little boy with makeup.

:clap:

Just like Natalie Portman!

Fire Me Boy!
02-17-2016, 07:59 AM
:clap:

Just like Natalie Portman!

Audrey Hepburn looks like a little boy with makeup.

You're both morons.

scho63
02-17-2016, 08:04 AM
You're both morons.

You need to check yourself for homosexual tendencies, you love those little boy bodies...:eek:

007
02-17-2016, 08:04 AM
You're both morons.

THIS

Fire Me Boy!
02-17-2016, 08:07 AM
You need to check yourself for homosexual tendencies, you love those little boy bodies...:eek:

This "you must be gay if you like petite women" shtick is stupid. You're better than that. Stop being like this, you're otherwise a good dude.

Take Natalie out of the equation: Audrey is widely, internationally accepted as one of the most beautiful women ever.

scho63
02-17-2016, 08:10 AM
This "you must be gay if you like petite women" shtick is stupid. You're better than that. Stop being like this, you're otherwise a good dude.

Take Natalie out of the equation: Audrey is widely, internationally accepted as one of the most beautiful women ever.

We are going to have to politely disagree. I don't think Audrey Hepburn is ugly by any means but she has always been one of the most overrated women for being this great beauty IMHO.

She almost looks like Sally Field

https://www.google.com/search?q=audrey+hepburn&rlz=1C1CHKZ_enUS440US440&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFps_C_P7KAhXDaz4KHZw2A3QQ_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=653

The Franchise
02-17-2016, 08:23 AM
I'll say again. Salma looks like the ****ing Predator... if she wins this, the entire contest is a sham.

Look....another thing you suck at.

RollChiefsRoll
02-17-2016, 09:00 AM
This is really tough. I tend not to care for tiny little women but Hepburn is one of the hottest little things of all time:

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/121875-Audrey-Hepburn-Cooking-At-Home.jpg


Cute as a button.

Oh god HNNNNGGGHHHH

007
02-17-2016, 09:07 AM
I'm curious how the pairings were put together. Was it entirely random or did it go more based on amount of votes they received in round one. More of a seeding style?

DJ's left nut
02-17-2016, 10:35 AM
Man, I don't even see the face as being hands down Hepburn.

Look at some of those 'model' shots of Hayak. When you take her cans out of the shot and just focus on her face, it's extremely pretty in its own right.

Rain Man
02-17-2016, 11:12 AM
I am not really going to sit here and diss Salma, but I don't think her face is all that great. While she obviously has a great body, I personally also tend to prefer a leaner look. Give me a Klum, Portman or Bo Derek over a Salma or Kate Upton pretty much any day of the week.

The funny thing is that I kind of prefer the Audrey body type. It makes me growl like a tiger.

But man oh man, there's just something about Salma. Her figure is great in a way that doesn't just say, "large breasts", but she's also got those smoky black eyes and great complexion.

I'm watching her destroy Audrey and I wonder if anyone will be able to stop her. This was a Foreman-Ali bout in my mind and Salma is scoring a 4th-round knockout.

Rain Man
02-17-2016, 11:18 AM
TimBone I don't like the idea of having head to head battles this early in the tournament. 2 out of 4 heats would be brutal enough, but 1 on 1's? Too many ugly broads will make the cut to the next round.

You should consult with Rain Man to see if this is a proper polling approach.

If it's a matter of time for preparation I'd be more than happy to help out.

(BTW - other than Gilliangate, great job so far:clap:).


We had many late nights and long discussions about it. I was initially wary of a 1v1 round this early, but came around on it. Then Timbone was wary about it, but I talked him back into it. I think the 1v1 format at this point is quite dramatic and exciting as long as we have a good wildcard system at the end in the event of tough matchups like this Heat 1 card. The true champions (like Audrey) will get up off the mat and fight their way back into the tourney.

DJ's left nut
02-17-2016, 11:19 AM
The funny thing is that I kind of prefer the Audrey body type. It makes me growl like a tiger.

But man oh man, there's just something about Salma. Her figure is great in a way that doesn't just say, "large breasts", but she's also got those smoky black eyes and great complexion.

I see her destroying Audrey and I wonder if anyone will be able to stop her. This was a Foreman-Ali bout in my mind and Salma is scoring a 4th-round knockout.

Mac's posts (16 and 17) put it on lock down.

When you're just comparing faces, Hepburn vs. Hayak is a toss up at best, IMO.

And kudos to you for your preference on body types and all, but holy hell, Hayak vs. Hepburn below the neck is no contest at all.

srvy
02-17-2016, 11:22 AM
Man, I don't even see the face as being hands down Hepburn.

Look at some of those 'model' shots of Hayak. When you take her cans out of the shot and just focus on her face, it's extremely pretty in its own right.

Yes until she parts her hair down the middle and becomes Shimp.

007
02-17-2016, 11:37 AM
We had many late nights and long discussions about it. I was initially wary of a 1v1 round this early, but came around on it. Then Timbone was wary about it, but I talked him back into it. I think the 1v1 format at this point is quite dramatic and exciting as long as we have a good wildcard system at the end in the event of tough matchups like this Heat 1 card. The true champions (like Audrey) will get up off the mat and fight their way back into the tourney.So there will be one more wildcard round?

Rain Man
02-17-2016, 11:43 AM
So there will be one more wildcard round?

It's Timbone's call and I don't remember the specifics, but I'm 99 percent sure that we have wildcards for several rounds as we mold and shape the tournament entries into a nice drawdown.

DaneMcCloud
02-17-2016, 11:46 AM
Yes until she parts her hair down the middle and becomes Shimp.

Good grief, it's spelled Shemp, not Shimp.

And you need to get your old eyes checked.

How does this man:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk2NDU2NDU4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzc2MjI2._V1_UY317_CR24,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

Look like this woman?

http://www.allure.com/images/celebrity-trends/cover-shoot/2015/08/salma-hayek-allure-august-2015-cover-close-up.jpg

srvy
02-17-2016, 11:51 AM
Good grief, it's spelled Shemp, not Shimp.

And you need to get your old eyes checked.

How does this man:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk2NDU2NDU4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzc2MjI2._V1_UY317_CR24,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

Look like this woman?

http://www.allure.com/images/celebrity-trends/cover-shoot/2015/08/salma-hayek-allure-august-2015-cover-close-up.jpg

20/20 here bub unaided.

srvy
02-17-2016, 11:54 AM
That photo is nice never said she wasn't pretty its when she parts her hair in the middle. Also that is highly airbrushed. I have seen her on shows where she did little to fix herself up.

scho63
02-17-2016, 11:56 AM
Salma WITHOUT MAKEUP-PRETTY DAMN HOT IMHO ! :drool:

http://imworld.aufeminin.com/story/20151216/salma-hayek-sans-maquillage-830800_w650.jpg

http://www.latina.com/sites/default/files/salma-hayek-without-makeup-0423-400_0.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/29/239038C500000578-0-image-28_1417289793085.jpg

Ming the Merciless
02-17-2016, 11:56 AM
They're both midgets. One has a pretty face and the other one has big boobies.
:hmmm:...

It may be an unpopular opinion, but, I'd go with a pretty face over boobs in terms of "Hotness".

Every day all day.

Im ok with being in the minority

scho63
02-17-2016, 12:01 PM
Every day all day.

Im ok with being in the minority

I would LOVE to be in that minority Salma. :D

Mr. Laz
02-17-2016, 12:16 PM
When she parts hair in middle all I see is Shimp sorry.

http://images.indianexpress.com/2015/05/salmahayek759.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSI5sN_AnibHUiv-urnmFIQbwgcZ237_DUOWIzSK4yAY1Hs-SCXmw
She is like 48 years old in that picture, 6 months after having a baby iirc.

Mr. Laz
02-17-2016, 12:17 PM
Selma's curves are just too much


sorry Audrey

lawrenceRaider
02-17-2016, 12:19 PM
Geez...

Salma is gorgeous, but Audrey is absolutely ethereal. Models are still trying to look like Hepburn. Advertising agencies want their models and ads to be, to reflect what Hepburn captured in her look and attitude.

It hurts, but I have to go Hepburn.

Salma is smokin' hot. Audrey is in the discussion for all time beautiful. Have to go with Audrey.

TimBone
02-17-2016, 12:24 PM
So there will be one more wildcard round?
Yeah, I had (what I think was) a good tournament layout set out prior to this thing starting, and then I got that idea for the non-nominated wildcard. I kinda scrapped the whole original layout in order to throw that in. I think it was worth it, because strong contenders such as Eva Mendes and Cindy Crawford are now in. But, it changed the layout. I honestly haven't figured out the remaining rounds and wildcard situations, but it will be resolved before the end of this round. I just need to find time to sit down and look at it.

Tonight, I'm on a Valentine's Day trip with the wife, so I'll likely figure everything out this weekend.

TimBone
02-17-2016, 12:25 PM
I will say, this was a titan of a match up right off the bat. Most heats will not be this strong.

DaneMcCloud
02-17-2016, 12:29 PM
20/20 here bub unaided.

Then how can you say that a beautiful Latina woman looks like a 40 year old Jewish man with poor skin and an enlarged nose, who was also known at one point as the "Ugliest Man in Hollywood"?

You might want to re-check.

Mr. Laz
02-17-2016, 12:36 PM
you guys are being unfair, comparing Audrey Hepburn in her 20's to Selma Hayek in her 40's.


how about picture when they are both the same age (age 40) both had 1 kid at the time, i think.


http://41.media.tumblr.com/2383697f77cb1883e59acb4300531a79/tumblr_nihfel2wWv1r41rcao1_1280.jpg

http://www4.pictures.stylebistro.com/bg/Salma+Hayek+Dresses+Skirts+Evening+Dress+wFHR_N1VopFx.jpg

ThaVirus
02-17-2016, 12:37 PM
Salma WITHOUT MAKEUP-PRETTY DAMN HOT IMHO ! :drool:



http://imworld.aufeminin.com/story/20151216/salma-hayek-sans-maquillage-830800_w650.jpg


She's so fucking fine

srvy
02-17-2016, 01:32 PM
Then how can you say that a beautiful Latina woman looks like a 40 year old Jewish man with poor skin and an enlarged nose, who was also known at one point as the "Ugliest Man in Hollywood"?

You might want to re-check.
Well she is your crush not mine. There is a resemblance

DaneMcCloud
02-17-2016, 01:35 PM
There is a resemblance

LMAO

Amnorix
02-17-2016, 05:09 PM
I've always liked you as a poster even with your affection for the dirty, cheating Patriots franchise, but when you compare Salma Hayek to that ditch pig trailer park Princess Kate Upton, the entire boards opinion of you should drop to OctoberFart levels.

By the way, who are the two blind assholes who voted neither?



ROFLROFLROFL. Not really comparing them at all, just grouping in the same "busty" type category. Didn't meant to offend! :LOL:

Amnorix
02-17-2016, 05:11 PM
Yep.




Nope.




Yep.




Yep. I hate agreeing with Pats fans. :p


You, sir, are clearly a man with highly refined and intelligent tastes and a sophistated admirer of the female form.


:D

Amnorix
02-17-2016, 05:16 PM
Mac's posts (16 and 17) put it on lock down.

When you're just comparing faces, Hepburn vs. Hayak is a toss up at best, IMO.

I need some kind of jaw dropping through the floor smilie. I honestly think the difference in facial beauty is nearly as large as the difference in cup size. Audrey is an all-time beauty while Salma is all about below the neck sex appeal. Not that she is some ugly troll, but she is no stunningly beautiful woman, facially.

ROYC75
02-17-2016, 07:05 PM
We'll see how it turns out, and as always, we always have the wildcard at the end of rounds to right any potential wrongs. :-)

Why another wildcard round, seriously? You lose, you lose, we are not giving away any prize for 2nd or 3rd place, as in double elimination? If she loses, she not going to win it in the end.

The way the kids vote around here you can't tell if they are voting with their dick, their heart or a brain.

jd1020
02-18-2016, 06:38 AM
Step away for 2 days and we're onto heat 3 of round 2 already, damn. I already saw the tallies when I was logged out so I know it's pretty much over, but I've got to go with Hepburn. She has timeless beauty.

Rain Man
02-18-2016, 11:23 AM
Why another wildcard round, seriously? You lose, you lose, we are not giving away any prize for 2nd or 3rd place, as in double elimination? If she loses, she not going to win it in the end.

The way the kids vote around here you can't tell if they are voting with their dick, their heart or a brain.

How do you know we're not giving away a prize for 2nd or 3rd place? I happen to know that TimBone is assembling some very nice gift baskets for the top ten finalists.

First prize includes a gift certificate for 1,000 free posts at Chiefsplanet, which is very exciting, and we're considering giving out free post certificates to all 10 finalists.

Pitt Gorilla
02-18-2016, 11:29 AM
Hayek beats Hepburn 2-1? JFC.

DJ's left nut
02-18-2016, 11:33 AM
Hayek beats Hepburn 2-1? JFC.

You can't even blame boobs because Lane is just crushing Hayley Atwell.

Hayak's just hotter.

Sorry.

TimBone
02-18-2016, 01:43 PM
Hayek beats Hepburn 2-1? JFC.
Yeah. I like Hepburn better, but Rain Man nominated a girl that may just go all the way.

TimBone
02-18-2016, 01:43 PM
Why another wildcard round, seriously? You lose, you lose, we are not giving away any prize for 2nd or 3rd place, as in double elimination? If she loses, she not going to win it in the end.

The way the kids vote around here you can't tell if they are voting with their dick, their heart or a brain.
What kind of man doesn't like a Wildcard?

jd1020
02-18-2016, 05:10 PM
What kind of man doesn't like a Wildcard?

Not a Chiefs fan.

It's painfully obvious that this round will need a wildcard when Hepburn and Heard are getting doubled up on, losers bracket might be more appropriate since its head-to-head and the %'s will be skewed depending on the heat.

Toby Waller
02-18-2016, 06:04 PM
who are these 140 weirdos, who just come here and read stuff?

TLO
02-18-2016, 06:08 PM
who are these 140 weirdos, who just come here and read stuff?

Ur mom

Easy 6
02-18-2016, 06:09 PM
Extremely tough choice, two beauties who couldnt be more different

The little pixie with enchanting eyes?

Or, the dusky seductress with a body only a cartoonist could create?

I've always loved me some cartoons

Toby Waller
02-18-2016, 06:09 PM
Ur mom

nope

crazycoffey
02-18-2016, 06:22 PM
Geez...

Salma is gorgeous, but Audrey is absolutely ethereal. Models are still trying to look like Hepburn. Advertising agencies want their models and ads to be, to reflect what Hepburn captured in her look and attitude.

It hurts, but I have to go Hepburn.

This, and I think salma if sexy as hell too.

Otter
02-18-2016, 08:40 PM
Selma. That woman is just incredible.

displacedinMN
02-18-2016, 08:45 PM
Selma. That woman is just incredible.

You have to also look above her neck

007
02-19-2016, 01:16 AM
I'm just going to go on record that this matchup should not have happened until a later round. I sure hope Audrey gets another chance via wildcard. Granted, ultimately, this crowd will most likely pick tits and ass over true beauty every time but Audrey definitely deserved to go further than this.

No, I'm not saying that Salma isn't hot. She absolutely is. just cracks me up how Rachel Welch got an easy heat while audrey drew this one.

I'd be curious to see who would win that matchup though. Rachel vs Salma