I forgot how retarded the offseason makes CP

[TribalElder]

Did you remember CP being so retarded during the offseason?

[TribalElder]

No offense to actual retards who might be affiliated with some of the dumbassery currently taking place

[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

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[eDave]

Smellypitts has made this offseason kinda shitty. Thank god for Spring Training.

Any Phoenix peeps want to meet up for a game?

[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

Smellypitts has made this offseason kinda shitty. Thank god for Spring Training.

Any Phoenix peeps want to meet up for a game?

apparently you just got a job,so screw you!

[srvy]

We could award the the biggest doofus on CP in the off season yearly. I may win it all!

[Fairplay]

Smellypitts has made this offseason kinda shitty. Thank god for Spring Training.

Any Phoenix peeps want to meet up for a game?

I think Lewdog goes to a game or two you ought to hook up with him he would be a lot of fun I think.

[SAUTO]

I think Lewdog goes to a game or two you ought to hook up with him he would be a lot of fun I think.

They hate each other.


I don't think this is a good idea at all.

[Toby Waller]

They hate each other.


I don't think this is a good idea at all.

which then makes it a good idea

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[TLO]

In a word, yes.

[Toby Waller]

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[eDave]

They hate each other.


I don't think this is a good idea at all.

I know you are joshin but I can't find anything bad to say about Lewdog or Why Not?. Both were a real treat to meet. I'll get Salvy to sign that bat.

I'm noodling around Nzoner's party for that same reason and the hope that he has croquet. But I suspect my luck will run out there.

Perfect time for you to make a visit dude. And that Dane guy.

[DaneMcCloud]

Did you remember CP being so retarded during the offseason?

This is pretty much how it was during the last time the Chiefs had a good run from 2002-2005.

Hopefully, the run extends far past four seasons...

[Zebedee DuBois]

Isn't it pretty much retarded all the time?

[TribalElder]

Isn't it pretty much retarded all the time?

That could be

My posts have reached a higher level of dumb dumb now that football is over however

[eDave]

Got boring when Clay was walked to the door.

Where have all the Alex Smith threads gone?

[Mr. Laz]

Tribal Warfare talking shit LMAO



Randy Gregory farts in your general direction.

[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

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[seclark]

i don't think i understand the op...but i don't think it's any different than any other off season. around here, anyway.

could be wrong. just the way i see it.
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[eDave]

i don't think i understand the op...but i don't think it's any different than any other off season. around here, anyway.

could be wrong. just the way i see it.
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We are talking about toast...

[DaneMcCloud]

Got boring when Clay was walked to the door.

Good riddance and fuck him forever.

That's right, just fuck off Clay/Mals, forever.

He's a troll. Fuck trolls.

Besides that, I knew more about football at 18 months than Claynus at 33 years.

Again, fuck him.

[seclark]

Good riddance and **** him forever.

That's right, just **** off Clay/Mals, forever.

He's a troll. **** trolls.

Besides that, I knew more about football at 18 months than Claynus at 33 years.

Again, **** him.

!

[Toby Waller]

We are talking about toast...

One does not simply talk about toast

[eDave]

Good riddance and **** him forever.

That's right, just **** off Clay/Mals, forever.

He's a troll. **** trolls.

Besides that, I knew more about football at 18 months than Claynus at 33 years.

Again, **** him.

May you have a close call with a Hollywood Tours bus.

[Rain Man]

We are talking about toast...

I'm saving cinnamon rolls for May or June.

[DaneMcCloud]

May you have a close call with a Hollywood Tours bus.

He was a shit poster that spammed this forum incessantly for 13 years.

220,000 posts that were mostly pure bullshit. The guy didn't know football from cricket.

As a member of dozens of Internet forums, I've never witnessed a bigger dipshit loser in my entire life.

He should have been banned a decade ago.

[Why Not?]

I know you are joshin but I can't find anything bad to say about Lewdog or Why Not?. Both were a real treat to meet. I'll get Salvy to sign that bat.

I'm noodling around Nzoner's party for that same reason and the hope that he has croquet. But I suspect my luck will run out there.

Perfect time for you to make a visit dude. And that Dane guy.

Aw, thanks Davey. You know I love ya! I'm always down for a ST game but the schedule does not work in my favor this year. All the east valley games are at terrible times for me. Plus I'm flying out for opening night so I'm not quite as motivated this year to hit ST. But, lewdog and I were discussing getting together for a March Madness night, if you don't hit Vegas???

[eDave]

Aw, thanks Davey. You know I love ya! I'm always down for a ST game but the schedule does not work in my favor this year. All the east valley games are at terrible times for me. Plus I'm flying out for opening night so I'm not quite as motivated this year to hit ST. But, lewdog and I were discussing getting together for a March Madness night, if you don't hit Vegas???

You ****ing call me Davey one more time...

:harumph:

[threebag]

Thank God claynus is toast

[Coochie liquor]

He was a shit poster that spammed this forum incessantly for 13 years.

220,000 posts that were mostly pure bullshit. The guy didn't know football from cricket.

As a member of dozens of Internet forums, I've never witnessed a bigger dipshit loser in my entire life.

He should have been banned a decade ago.

But the gifs, and the Gay Days. You don't miss any of that? You're soulless Dane.... SOULLESS....










Jk

[Why Not?]

You ****ing call me Davey one more time...

:harumph:

Bahahhahahah. I was just fucking with you. Now you have something bad to say about me!

[eDave]

Bahahhahahah. I was just ****ing with you. Now you have something bad to say about me!

Nope. Can't think of anything.

[Toby Waller]

Thank God claynus is toast

see that? we cant have people using toast as a negative term. Its wrong,just wrong

[eDave]

Alex Smith > Toast

[Why Not?]

Nope. Can't think of anything.

Lol. You a good man, David.

[Rasputin]

Good riddance and fuck him forever.

That's right, just fuck off Clay/Mals, forever.

He's a troll. Fuck trolls.

Besides that, I knew more about football at 18 months than Claynus at 33 years.

Again, fuck him.


Tell us how you really feel about Clay.

[DaneMcCloud]

Alex Smith > Toast

Toast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Geno Smith

[Coochie liquor]

Lol. You a good man, Davey.

No doubt about it!!

[Why Not?]

That second Davey was all the work of Cooch

[eDave]

That second Davey was all the work of Cooch

Now I'm thinking of some shit man.

[Why Not?]

Now I'm thinking of some shit man.

Hey I'm just trying to clear my good name. Coochie is trying to destroy me!!!!:deevee:

[stumppy]

Good riddance and fuck him forever.

That's right, just fuck off Clay/Mals, forever.

He's a troll. Fuck trolls.

Besides that, I knew more about football at 18 months than Claynus at 33 years.

Again, fuck him.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[TimBone]

We are talking about toast...

Do you not remember the food thread offseason of 2014?

[Coochie liquor]

Hey I'm just trying to clear my good name. Coochie is trying to destroy me!!!!:deevee:

Well I've never... (Storms out of room)

[eDave]

Do you not remember the food thread offseason of 2014?

I do. Much better food items.

[Why Not?]

Well I've never... (Storms out of room)

Lol.

[Coochie liquor]

Do you not remember the food thread offseason of 2014?

I feel like we're getting shafted. Getting Lil Smokey ass wiping threads. Oh wait hottest female celeb tourney. Never mind....

[GloryDayz]

But the gifs, and the Gay Days. You don't miss any of that? You're soulless Dane.... SOULLESS....










Jk

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[TimBone]

I feel like we're getting shafted. Getting Lil Smokey ass wiping threads. Oh wait hottest female celeb tourney. Never mind....

Come on now, the ass-wiping thread was, at times, educational.

[Rasputin]

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Now I got that fucking song in my head and I didn't even click on it

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[GloryDayz]

Now I got that fucking song in my head and I didn't even click on it

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LMAO

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[Gonzo]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Clay's ban is lifted in 37 days.

[eDave]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Clay's ban is lifted in 37 days.

We should all hide. That'd make him feel awkward.

[DaNewGuy]

Toast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Geno Smith

What if the toast has vegan butter?

[Toby Waller]

What if the toast has vegan butter?

its not butter then

[Trivers]

Been waiting to see what topic the drama queens and "clay want-a-bees" were going to select for this off-season's bitch fests about how the Chiefs suck.

With the Chiefs winning a playoff game, combined with Smith's improved QB performance, the bitching pickings are more difficult.

Stating "Ford is bust" may be this off-season's winner!

Not all 1st round picks are 1st Team ALL PRO in their 3rd year.

At least, we won't hear the lame "I'm not a fan"....or....wait for it.... "the 16 game regular season means nothing" until the Chiefs win a playoff game whining anymore.

[TigeRRUppeRRcut]

So true...

A year ago we had people calling for Chase and Murray to start over Alex.

And there were the apologists with the homer glasses who were defending Bowe.

The conversation has changed dramatically around here.

Thank you Reid/Dorsey.

[Coochie liquor]

Come on now, the ass-wiping thread was, at times, educational.

True, picked up a few wiping pointers that I now use.

[BigBeauford]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Clay's ban is lifted in 37 days.

Nice. This forum has become a lame-ass echo chamber without its contrarian voices.

[gblowfish]

We could award the the biggest doofus on CP in the off season yearly. I may win it all!

We used to have a douche of the year contest, maybe we need to revive that.

[Easy 6]

I find it to be rather tame compared to years past, the playoff win has given the usual suspects a lot less to incessantly whine about

Its actually been kinda boring so far, IMO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'm saving cinnamon rolls for May or June.

Biscuits and gravy is always the ticket to a quality thread

[DaneMcCloud]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Clay's ban is lifted in 37 days.

What? Seriously?

[DaneMcCloud]

Nice. This forum has become a lame-ass echo chamber without its contrarian voices.

You're a mouth breathing dumb fuck

[Bugeater]

It's not the offseason that makes CP retarded, it's the retards that make CP retarded.

[New World Order]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Clay's ban is lifted in 37 days.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's much more entertaining with Clay here.

[Trivers]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's much more entertaining with Clay here.

You must like self inflicted pain. :(

[keg in kc]

Not sure I can tell a difference anymore. Nobody talks football during the season, either. Maybe it's time to change it to "RandomSubjectPlanet".

[eDave]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Clay's ban is lifted in 37 days.

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[Easy 6]

Not sure I can tell a difference anymore. Nobody talks football during the season, either. Maybe it's time to change it to "RandomSubjectPlanet".

Eh, I dont think thats fair

There are 7 football threads on page 1

[TimBone]

We used to have a douche of the year contest, maybe we need to revive that.
I would really love to see to it come back this offseason.

[keg in kc]

Eh, I dont think thats fair

There are 7 football threads on page 1Out of 26, and one's about the superbowl while another is general cap numbers. So that's about 20% of the current front page showing semi fresh Chiefs-specific discussion, and while I haven't looked at any of them, I'd venture a guess it's probably the same half dozen mults as usual going schizophrenic on each other.

[Tribal Warfare]

n00b alert!

[Easy 6]

Out of 26, and one's about the superbowl while another is general cap numbers. So that's about 20% of the current front page showing semi fresh Chiefs-specific discussion, and while I haven't looked at any of them, I'd venture a guess it's probably the same half dozen mults as usual going schizophrenic on each other.

I'd have to guess that its just early in the offseason, everyones still trying to build their football fire back up :shrug:

I do find it odd that there isnt a combine megathread hovering near the top of the page... but if nothing else, the draft isnt all that far away... that'll definitely make everyone start breathing heavily again

[BigBeauford]

You're a mouth breathing dumb ****

It doesn't take much to bring a certain type of the woodwork. Don't worry, your precious rose colored lens way of life on this board is in no danger.

[O.city]

I'd have to guess that its just early in the offseason, everyones still trying to build their football fire back up :shrug:

I do find it odd that there isnt a combine megathread hovering near the top of the page... but if nothing else, the draft isnt all that far away... that'll definitely make everyone start breathing heavily again

With the Chiefs picking at 28, it's tough to get that involved in the combine.

[Tribal Warfare]

Tribal Warfare talking shit LMAO



Randy Gregory farts in your general direction.

Not me dude that's TribalElder

[Toby Waller]

Proof your name isn't creative when you get confused with someone else.

[Easy 6]

With the Chiefs picking at 28, it's tough to get that involved in the combine.

I dont see why that should be the case, its supposed to be a loaded draft at several positions like defensive line and receiver

I'm nowhere near the draftnik that many of you are, but theres bound to be some buzzworthy guy for us at 28, right?

[Tribal Warfare]

Proof your name isn't creative when you get confused with someone else.

I'm an OG yo

LOL

[O.city]

I dont see why that should be the case, its supposed to be a loaded draft at several positions like defensive line and receiver

I'm nowhere near the draftnik that many of you are, but theres bound to be some buzzworthy guy for us at 28, right?

Oh there will be for sure, but with free agency not here and the Chiefs not needing to go rebuild, it's tough to get overly excited for me at least.

Plus the guys in charge seem to know their shit, so they need no help from CP this year. :D

[Easy 6]

Plus the guys in charge seem to know their shit, so they need no help from CP this year. :D

True.

That.

Sure feels good to be confident in that regard

[DaneMcCloud]

It doesn't take much to bring a certain type of the woodwork. Don't worry, your precious rose colored lens way of life on this board is in no danger.

Oh, just fuck right off.

Anyone that's a "fan" of that dickless troll is a moron.

I'm guessing he'll be banned in no time, again.

[DaneMcCloud]

With the Chiefs picking at 28, it's tough to get that involved in the combine.

Watching the WR's, QB's and pass rushers is always fun for me.

There's going to be some serious talent in the first 100 selections this year and I expect the Chiefs to draft at least two immediate contributors.

[O.city]

Watching the WR's, QB's and pass rushers is always fun for me.

There's going to be some serious talent in the first 100 selections this year and I expect the Chiefs to draft at least two immediate contributors.

I've had 2 sick kids at home this weekend so I havne't watched 2 seconds of the combine coverage.

Added to work and the wife pushing with her work, I haven't kept up with the draft prospects much at all this year.

[Kman34]

Oh there will be for sure, but with free agency not here and the Chiefs not needing to go rebuild, it's tough to get overly excited for me at least.

Plus the guys in charge seem to know their shit, so they need no help from CP this year. :D

Andy is so confident in the staff and Dorsey that he had knee replacement surgery instead of going to the combine....Sounds like they have a definite plan....

[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

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[Kman34]

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Naw.... I think I'm at 3/4 for now....

[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

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[Rasputin]

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[Toby Waller]

explain that above

[Easy 6]

explain that above

Tattoo owes you no explanation, infer what you will

[New World Order]

Pitt Man is the king of GIFs

[Toby Waller]

Pitt Man is the king of GIFs

notttttt quiteeeeeeee. I'm the amateur noob.

but its a tv show all in its own on a google page and the world needs to experience it

[New World Order]

notttttt quiteeeeeeee. I'm the amateur noob.

but its a tv show all in its own on a google page and the world needs to experience it


Okay, you're the Amateur King of GIFs

[bevischief]

And so it begins.............................................

[DaNewGuy]

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Woah an Edd, Ed n Eddy reference

[bevischief]

Since when did this turn into short bus central?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Then the midgets....

[Mr. Laz]

Good riddance and fuck him forever.

That's right, just fuck off Clay/Mals, forever.

He's a troll. Fuck trolls.

Besides that, I knew more about football at 18 months than Claynus at 33 years.

Again, fuck him.
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[BigMeatballDave]

Got boring when Clay was walked to the door.

Where have all the Alex Smith threads gone?Glad that non-sense is on Hiatus. :D

Clay is only interesting when he's making videos or Gay days.

[Munson]

In my opinion, this has been the least retarded offseason in recent memory.

[Saccopoo]

Glad that non-sense is on Hiatus. :D

Clay is only interesting when he's making videos.

Kind of like Rocco Siffredi, without the charm and wit.