Hottest Female Celebrity - Round 2 - Heat 23

[TimBone]

Round 2 has arrived. We’ve narrowed down the field, and are looking at the real deal, now. Things are about to get real personal. This is the head to head heat. Two girls enter, one girl heads to round three.

Phoebe Cates (https://www.google.com/search?q=phoebe+cates&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiY38yD7ZjLAhXDKiYKHZ04BcAQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Phoebe%20Cates.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Phoebe%20Cates.jpg.html)



Jayne Mansfield (https://www.google.com/search?q=jayne+mansfield&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiI48eq7ZjLAhWDOCYKHVgYAvUQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%20Mansfield.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%20Mansfield.jpg.html)

[TimBone]

I urge you to do the right thing, gentlemen. Do not let one movie scene overtake common sense. Jayne is the correct vote.

Vote Jayne!



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%206.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%206.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%207.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%207.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%202.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%202.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/jayne-mansfield-daniel-gomez.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/jayne%203.gif

[Coochie liquor]

Damn, tough one for me. Not big on the older women, but Jayne is hottttttt... Always been a special place in my pervy memory banks for Phoebe. But Jayne's tits are pretty amazing. Gonna have to spank this one through before I make a hasty decision.

[Buehler445]

Cates.

[TimBone]

Damn, tough one for me. Not big on the older women, but Jayne is hottttttt... Always been a special place in my pervy memory banks for Phoebe. But Jayne's tits are pretty amazing. Gonna have to spank this one through before I make a hasty decision.

Refer back to post #2! Jayne is the way to go!

Vote Jayne!

[Coochie liquor]

I urge you to do the right thing, gentlemen. Do not let one movie scene overtake common sense. Jayne is the correct vote.

Vote Jayne!



http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%206.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%206.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%207.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%207.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%202.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%202.jpg.html)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/jayne-mansfield-daniel-gomez.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/jayne%203.gif

That last NSFW image may be just the push I need to vote for Jayne. Dayum!

[Bowser]

I predict Fire Me Boobs! will vote for Cates.

[TimBone]

Cates had one nice scene in the '70's, but Jayne is a classic beauty.

Vote Jayne!

I agree!

[Coochie liquor]

Refer back to post #2! Jayne is the way to go!

Vote Jayne!

You got me TB, those tits are just too nice to vote for Phoebe. But I'll make it up to her later...

[Coochie liquor]

I predict Fire Me Boobs! will vote for Cates.

She's prob a little too heavy for him. He likes no boobs, and a stick figure. :Lin:

[Easy 6]

Oooh, nice matchup...

The old classic platinum blonde vs 80s teenage fever dream brunette

I gotta go Phoebe here, she is absolutely beautiful... but in an approachable, girl next door kinda way

World Class
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=phoebe+cates+naked&view=detailv2&&id=BA4B0B1D988F4251DDE066B87C3C441562C2AB37&selectedIndex=1&ccid=44IbNW4r&simid=608021830754373073&thid=OIP.Me3821b356e2b015d91f8df087be6fd3cH0&ajaxhist=0

[Rain Man]

Jayne by a mile. Phoebe is attractive, but Jayne is a bombshell.

[TimBone]

Oooh, nice matchup...

The old classic platinum blonde vs 80s teenage fever dream brunette

I gotta go Phoebe here, she is absolutely beautiful... but in an approachable, girl next door kinda way

World Class
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=phoebe+cates+naked&view=detailv2&&id=BA4B0B1D988F4251DDE066B87C3C441562C2AB37&selectedIndex=1&ccid=44IbNW4r&simid=608021830754373073&thid=OIP.Me3821b356e2b015d91f8df087be6fd3cH0&ajaxhist=0

Do not be sucked in by this post people. This man is not mentally stable.

These are the ramblings of a crazy man.

Vote Jayne!

[KCUnited]

I was drawn to "Man" being in one of the names, but then I saw all them boobs.

[LoneWolf]

Cates. Blondes suck.

[Easy 6]

Do not be sucked in by this post people. This man is not mentally stable.

These are the ramblings of a crazy man.

Vote Jayne!

You, sir... are a LIAR and a MOUNTEBANK

My record clearly shows me leading the charge for Jayne in the earlier round, but one simply CANNOT vote against their conscience... and Phoebe rules our collective conscience

I call on you, sir, to RETRACT your LIBELOUS statement... or I shall be forced to THRASH you

[listopencil]

You, sir... are a LIAR and a MOUNTEBANK

My record clearly shows me leading the charge for Jayne in the earlier round, but one simply CANNOT vote against their conscience... and Phoebe rules our collective conscience

I call on you, sir, to RETRACT your LIBELOUS statement... or I shall be forced to THRASH you

I would defend your honor...but you used Bing.

[Easy 6]

I would defend your honor...but you used Bing.

You may line up behind Tim and await your thrashing...

[ThaVirus]

Jayne.

That's all woman right there.

[TimBone]

You, sir... are a LIAR and a MOUNTEBANK

My record clearly shows me leading the charge for Jayne in the earlier round, but one simply CANNOT vote against their conscience... and Phoebe rules our collective conscience

I call on you, sir, to RETRACT your LIBELOUS statement... or I shall be forced to THRASH you

I cannot offer a full retraction.

The best I can do is say that outside of THIS thread, you are a reasonable man.

In this thread though, you're a loon.

[TimBone]

I was drawn to "Man" being in one of the names, but then I saw all them boobs.

Jayne.

That's all woman right there.
Men of Honor, right here.

[TimBone]

Cates. Blondes suck.
This man is wrong. And dumb.

[LoneWolf]

This man is wrong. And dumb.

:crybaby:nlm

[listopencil]

You may line up behind Tim and await your thrashing...

Google came through with the bare tits on the first page of the image search.

[lewdog]

Jayne wins this.

Great pair of tits and a pretty face to match.

[listopencil]

Google came through with the bare tits on the first page of the image search.


http://c8.alamy.com/comp/F6F30G/aug-13-1982-los-angeles-ca-usa-actress-phoebe-cates-stars-as-linda-F6F30G.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

Voted the Filipina Jewess

[Kman34]

Tim I am sorry but I saw Fast Times At Ridgemont High 3 Times in 1982 mainly to see Phoebe take off that bikini top.....Jayne is hot but Phoebe makes me ejaculate first...:D

http://41.media.tumblr.com/75d69037375ea1b0d71808b37135e736/tumblr_nrgd5oTgIw1speehvo1_1280.jpg

[TimBone]

Tim I am sorry but I saw Fast Times At Ridgemont High 3 Times in 1982 mainly to see Phoebe take off that bikini top.....Jayne is hot but Phoebe makes me ejaculate first...:D

http://41.media.tumblr.com/75d69037375ea1b0d71808b37135e736/tumblr_nrgd5oTgIw1speehvo1_1280.jpg
I can't blame you. When I was about 12 in the mid-90's, we'd spend weekends at my uncles house. Every night after everyone was asleep, I'd sneak that movie to my room and watch on repeat. Mainly because of young Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh.

[TimBone]

Voted the Filipina Jewess
I'm pretty sure this means that this man voted wrong.

[TimBone]

I don't think people are checking post #2 before they vote.

[lewdog]

I don't think people are checking post #2 before they vote.

They could have checked like me and are still in the bathroom.

I'm a quick finisher so I voted early.

[TimBone]

They could have checked like me and are still in the bathroom.

I'm a quick finisher so I voted early.
Did you vote wrong as well?

[lewdog]

Did you vote wrong as well?

Post #25 you n00b.

[Easy 6]

I cannot offer a full retraction.

The best I can do is say that outside of THIS thread, you are a reasonable man.

In this thread though, you're a loon.

Very well then, stand to and take this like a man!

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Google came through with the bare tits on the first page of the image search.

Tits are completely secondary to butts, I'm here for dat ass

[TimBone]

Post #25 you n00b.
I don't know how I skipped past that.

People, Lew is a man of honor, integrity, and fine taste in women.

Bless you, sir.

[Ming the Merciless]

Cates...

[TimBone]

Very well then, stand to and take this like a man!

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I would go 3 rounds (or as long as I lasted) with Jon Jones for one chance at Jayne in her prime.


I'm off to take my yearly Weather certification exam. Do the right thing while I'm gone, people.


VOTE JAYNE!

[TimBone]

Cates...
Don't be like this man.

[rico]

Jayne. Never saw the big deal with Cates.

[Ming the Merciless]

Don't be like this man.

That scene from fast times

burned into my brain

[Kman34]

That scene from fast times

burned into my brain

Every time she says "you know how cute I always thought you were." When she gets out of the pool.....I get would...:D

[007]

cates

[Ming the Merciless]

Every time she says "you know how cute I always thought you were." When she gets out of the pool.....I get would...:D


You just gave me a semi chub

No homo

[scho63]

Any women who can get a nasty side eye from Sophia Loren out of jealousy is a winner in my book!

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/54590bc2fe94dc8063c49752/master/pass/loren_mansfield_better.jpg

[scho63]

Recent Phoebe Cates. Her and Kevin Kline have been together for a long time, especially for Hollywood.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1599836/thumbs/r-460276565-large570.jpg

[srvy]

Jayne for me.

[TimBone]

Bump for Jayne votes!

[007]

I'm curious who my gal Beckinsale is going up against.

[Kman34]

Bump for Jayne votes!

Pass your test or did Jayne cloud your mind???

[TimBone]

Pass your test or did Jayne cloud your mind???

Quite the contrary, I only missed 2 out of 50 questions. I like to think Jayne played a big part of that. Just knowing that there was a plethora of beautiful Jayne photos on the phone in my pocket was enough to motivate me to do my best.

PLUS, my wife brought me some delicious filipino food at work, desserts included.

So, this has been a pretty bang up day, aside from you people voting incorrectly.

[TimBone]

I'm curious who my gal Beckinsale is going up against.

I think we're pretty safe, bud.

[Rain Man]

I would go 3 rounds (or as long as I lasted) with Jon Jones for one chance at Jayne in her prime.


I'm off to take my yearly Weather certification exam. Do the right thing while I'm gone, people.


VOTE JAYNE!


If you don't know the answer, guess rain.

I can't believe Jayne's not winning this handily. I think we need to provide a full definition of "hot" for our voters.

[DaneMcCloud]

I can't believe Jayne's not winning this handily. I think we need to provide a full definition of "hot" for our voters.

Bleach blonde with big tits.

Lame.

Phoebe Cates was cute and sexy.

[Easy 6]

Bleach blonde with big tits.

Lame.

Phoebe Cates was cute and sexy.

Indeed

"Filipina Jewess"

What part of that doesnt sound hot?

[Rain Man]

Bleach blonde with big tits.

Lame.

Phoebe Cates was cute and sexy.

Hey, I'm a Winona voter so it's clear that I know beauty. You can't fool me with this stuff. I bet you're being paid off by the Cates syndicate.

[Toby Waller]

Hey, I'm a Winona voter so it's clear that I know beauty. You can't fool me with this stuff. I bet you're being paid off by the Cates syndicate.

ohhh shut up

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wxueP55u1ql2bgho1_500.gif

[Rain Man]

ohhh shut up


You're just sad because you will never be with Winona.

[Toby Waller]

You're just sad because you will never be with Winona.

https://media.giphy.com/media/JMWL8DWj6Z7by/giphy.gif

[lewdog]

Hey, I'm a Winona voter so it's clear that I know beauty. You can't fool me with this stuff. I bet you're being paid off by the Cates syndicate.

Your taste is women is about as good as your taste in car colors.

[Gadzooks]

You're just sad because you will never be with Winona.

Winona and Phoebe are similar. I don't get the flip flop to Jayne.

[Rain Man]

Winona and Phoebe are similar. I don't get the flip flop to Jayne.

Phoebe is a cute chick. Winona has an ageless, ethereal beauty with eyes that melt one's soul. Given the differences, Jayne slides into the middle slot.

[oldman]

Jayne, not even close.

[007]

Phoebe is a cute chick. Winona has an ageless, ethereal beauty with eyes that melt one's soul. Given the differences, Jayne slides into the middle slot.Interesting choice of words.

[DaneMcCloud]

Phoebe is a cute chick. Winona has an ageless, ethereal beauty with eyes that melt one's soul. Given the differences, Jayne slides into the middle slot.

Winona is a nut

[Toby Waller]

you couldnt do two rounds at once?

[Just Passin' By]

I love Cates, but she's not even in Mansfield's league. That she currently has the voting lead is still more evidence that CP posters have shitty taste in women.

[jd1020]

Not a big fan of either of these women but I'd have to give it to Mansfield. Like I said in the first round, Cates is really overrated, probably more so than fucking Anna Kendrick.

[007]

Not a big fan of either of these women but I'd have to give it to Mansfield. Like I said in the first round, Cates is really overrated, probably more so than fucking Anna Kendrick.Oh fuck you x2. :D

[jd1020]

Oh **** you x2. :D

She went from jail bait cute in her early years and grew into the most average looking woman you'll ever see. She swung and missed at hotness. The nostalgia of a 10 second clip is carrying her through a hotness competition.

[TimBone]

She went from jail bait cute in her early years and grew into the most average looking woman you'll ever see. She swung and missed at hotness.
Yeah, plus, how are we supposed to forgive her for Drop Dead Fred?

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160228/a91ba32129085cf58d84e55e1bcde6fb.jpg

[frozenchief]

If Cates went against Sophia Loren, I can understand Cates losing to the classical beauty. If she went up against Ingrid Bergman or Grace Kelly, I can understand. But Mansfield never did it for me. She always seemed some vacuous set of tits.

Cates, though, was more than just one scene. She was the personification of the girl next door. She was attractive but in that girl-next-door, approachable way. Mansfield never struck me as a classical beauty. Always kind of "meh" with nice tits.

Cates by a mile.

[TimBone]

If Cates went against Sophia Loren, I can understand Cates losing to the classical beauty. If she went up against Ingrid Bergman or Grace Kelly, I can understand. But Mansfield never did it for me. She always seemed some vacuous set of tits.

Cates, though, was more than just one scene. She was the personification of the girl next door. She was attractive but in that girl-next-door, approachable way. Mansfield never struck me as a classical beauty. Always kind of "meh" with nice tits.

Cates by a mile.
There was not a single correct statement in this entire post.

Everyone please disregard, and vote Jayne!

[Toby Waller]

If you haven't watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High 100 times by now like Dave Navarro,you are a nobody

[EPodolak]

Very different specimens, those two.

Dunno, probably vote for Jayne.

[crazycoffey]

Jayne, the Kate upton of yesteryear. If the interwebs existed back then, there'd be pics of her mustache to post.

But phoebe in her prime wins, because of her personality. And I quote "you know how cute I always thought you were"

That speaks to me, and she wins my vote.

[Saccopoo]

Mansfield had a reported 165 IQ and could speak five languages.

And one of the greatest bodies ever.

40-22-35.

There's a special place in hell for the homo dickwads who've voted for Cates over Mansfield.

Cates is a bucktoothed, pursed lipped, no hipped, flat assed ball of meh.

[Saccopoo]

Jayne, the Kate upton of yesteryear. If the interwebs existed back then, there'd be pics of her mustache to post.

But phoebe in her prime wins, because of her personality. And I quote "you know how cute I always thought you were"

That speaks to me, and she wins my vote.

Personality?

Is that what we are voting for now?

I'm so looking forward to Melissa McCarthy winning this contest in a landslide.

[CrossCheck]

Jayne, the girl can't help it...

[jd1020]

Kendrick and Cates going on to round 3. This is quickly becoming a joke.

[scho63]

Kendrick and Cates going on to round 3. This is quickly becoming a joke.

I don't view it as much of a joke as more of how incredibly different people view beauty and hotness.

I think people vote on the memories they have the first time they saw these women and vote with their heart, just like people do with music and their favorite song or band.

[rambleonthruthefog]

Few posts/threads have made me question the collective sense of this board more so than the injustice that exists within the voting results of this poll

[Ming the Merciless]

Mansfield had a reported 165 IQ and could speak five languages.

And one of the greatest bodies ever.

40-22-35.

There's a special place in hell for the homo dickwads who've voted for Cates over Mansfield.

Cates is a bucktoothed, pursed lipped, no hipped, flat assed ball of meh.

Its karma for all the virgins who voted for annna Kendrick in any round

[Ming the Merciless]

Few posts/threads have made me question the collective sense of this board more so than the injustice that exists within the voting results of this poll

Did you miss heat 19 then?

[rambleonthruthefog]

Did you miss heat 19 then?

I see how one could go there but that is much less of an injustice if an injustice at all. Upton is a one trick pony(tits) and phoebe here couldn't hang with kendricks either IMHO.

[Just Passin' By]

Kendrick and Cates going on to round 3. This is quickly becoming a joke.

It was a terrible joke the moment Jennifer Aniston got past the first round. Now, it's just a matter of waiting for the punchline.

[Saccopoo]

If Cates beats Mansfield, I'm fucking done voting in this whole fucking thing. The homo virgin retards can have it all.

[Fire Me Boy!]

If Cates beats Mansfield, I'm fucking done voting in this whole fucking thing. The homo virgin retards can have it all.


http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160228/2d7db1511d886a835448ced0364048f9.jpg

[jspchief]

Not sure why so many people get butthurt when their choice doesn't win.

[Easy 6]

Phoebe putting Jayne in the rearview, the REAL MEN have spoken :)

[Saccopoo]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160228/2d7db1511d886a835448ced0364048f9.jpg

Her thighs are scrawnier than her ankles.

Homo virgin retards.

[Saccopoo]

Phoebe putting Jayne in the rearview, the REAL MEN who spent their formative years jerking it to a Fast times at Ridgemont High VHS tape have spoken :)

fyp

[KCUnited]

Kendrick and Cates going on to round 3. This is quickly becoming a joke.

Sure to face off to guarantee Kendrick advances.

[TimBone]

This thread has made me sad.

[scho63]

I think many people mistake "CUTE" for "HOT".

Not the same

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cute
kyo͞ot/Submit
adjective
1.attractive in a pretty or endearing way.
"a cute kitten"
synonyms: endearing, adorable, lovable, sweet, lovely, appealing, engaging, delightful, dear, darling, winning, winsome, attractive, pretty
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hot
[hot]
adjective, hotter, hottest.
1.having or giving off heat; having a high temperature:
a hot fire; hot coffee.
2.having or causing a sensation of great bodily heat; attended with or producing such a sensation:
He was hot with fever.
3.creating a burning sensation, as on the skin or in the throat:
This ointment is hot, so apply it sparingly.
4.sharply peppery or pungent:
Is this mustard hot?
5.having or showing intense or violent feeling; ardent; fervent; vehement; excited:
a hot temper.
6.Informal. having a strong enthusiasm; eager:
a hot baseball fan.
7.Slang.
sexually aroused; lustful.
sexy; attractive.

[TimBone]

Can the mults that voted for Kendrick please log back in and vote for Mansfield, please?

Thanks in advance.

[Easy 6]

Can the mults that voted for Kendrick please log back in and vote for Mansfield, please?

Thanks in advance.

Encouraging people to cheat, contest invalid

[Saccopoo]

Can the mults that voted for Kendrick please log back in and vote for Mansfield, please?

Thanks in advance.

They've already voted for Cates.

Homo virgin retards.

[TimBone]

Encouraging people to cheat, contest invalid
Hahahaha....nah, just taking an unwarranted shot at FMB! and the rest of the Kendrick fan base.

[TimBone]

They've already voted for Cates.

Homo virgin retards.
lol...maybe so.

[Saccopoo]

One of my favorite Phoebe Cates celebrity endorsements:

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[Rain Man]

I think many people mistake "CUTE" for "HOT".

Not the same


What if you find cute to be hot?

[TimBone]

What if you find cute to be hot?
Mindblown.gif

[Easy 6]

Theres cheating afoot, where are all these votes coming from all of the sudden?

[TimBone]

Theres cheating afoot, where are all these votes coming from all of the sudden?

Average amount of poll votes have been between 175-185, I believe. We're on track for about that many. The Upton-Kendrick round had a high number of votes, but it hovered at the top of the front page for the entire two days.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Average amount of poll votes have been between 175-185, I believe. We're on track for about that many. The Upton-Kendrick round had a high number of votes, but it hovered at the top of the front page for the entire two days.


LOTSA campaigning going on in that one.

[Rain Man]

I think people aren't realizing that Jayne Mansfield actually existed in color. It's only the picture that's black and white.

[TimBone]

LOTSA campaigning going on in that one.

Yep. That was a high traffic thread. It was entertaining, for sure.

[Easy 6]

Average amount of poll votes have been between 175-185, I believe. We're on track for about that many. The Upton-Kendrick round had a high number of votes, but it hovered at the top of the front page for the entire two days.

:hmmm: we need to form a watchdog group to ensure transparency

[jd1020]

Not sure why so many people get butthurt when their choice doesn't win.

Not even butthurt. I didn't nominate either of these women. I only nominated Amber Heard, but... What about this Cates girl is hot? There has to be some reason she is making to round fucking 3 while being one of the most average at best girls in this competition.

Look at the pick in the OP. She's jail bait. Cute at best. Run down to your local high school and you'll find like 30% of the Senior class of female students look as cute if not better than her at the same age.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc4NjA1NDI4NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzIwNjQzMg@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

Now look at her today....

WHEN WAS SHE EVER HOT?????!!!!!!

[Easy 6]

Not even butthurt. I didn't nominate either of these women. I only nominated Amber Heard, but... What about this Cates girl is hot? There has to be some reason she is making to round ****ing 3 while being one of the most average at best girls in this competition.

Look at the pick in the OP. She's jail bait. Cute at best. Run down to your local high school and you'll find like 30% of the Senior class of female students look as cute if not better than her at the same age.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc4NjA1NDI4NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzIwNjQzMg@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

Now look at her today....

WHEN WAS SHE EVER HOT?????!!!!!!

This isnt about what they look like at 50-60 years old

[Ming the Merciless]

:hmmm: we need to form a watchdog group to ensure transparency

Full public disclosure

[Easy 6]

Full public disclosure

This is too important to allow any kind of malfeasance

[jd1020]

This isnt about what they look like at 50-60 years old

Did you even read my post? She wasn't even hot when she was younger. So from then and now when was she ever hot? Please tell me because I'd love to know.

[Ming the Merciless]

This is too important to allow any kind of malfeasance

I am in total agreement my good sir.

This must be done with proper respect, dignity & decorum.

[TimBone]

I really thought that reminding people about Drop Dead Fred was going to be too much for Cates to overcome.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Did you even read my post? She wasn't even hot when she was younger. So from then and now when was she ever hot? Please tell me because I'd love to know.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And thank god, because what a boring ass world we'd live in if everyone was the same!

[jd1020]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And thank god, because what a boring ass world we'd live in if everyone was the same!

Please. Take away 10 seconds of Cates' life and she's not even nominated.

[Easy 6]

Did you even read my post? She wasn't even hot when she was younger. So from then and now when was she ever hot? Please tell me because I'd love to know.

You are dead to me, the alliance we formed over Zeta Jones is OVER

[Fire Me Boy!]

Please. Take away 10 seconds of Cates' life and she's not even nominated.


Probably true. But that doesn't change the fact that more than 50% of the voters seem to think she's hotter than Mansfield.

[Saccopoo]

Please. Take away 10 seconds of Cates' life and she's not even nominated.

Exactly.

Probably true. But that doesn't change the fact that more than 50% of the voters seem to think she's hotter than Mansfield.

The Cates voters ARE Judge Reinhold in Fast Times. First tits they ever saw. Hot doesn't matter because they don't know what hot is, only that they were the first tits they ever saw.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/812a0c51bd15ebe00602bf23b8c8173a/tumblr_inline_nopaddeQtH1rbbuj0_500.gif

[jd1020]

You are dead to me, the alliance we formed over whatsherface is OVER

https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/b56/p/coub/simple/cw_image/52f634adc13/405b77b2779d72af2a6eb/med_1427541908_00032.jpg

BATTLE!!!

[TimBone]

Bump. There is still time to save Mansfield, people.

VOTE JAYNE, please!

[Saccopoo]

Seriously.

Stop being homos.

This should not even be close.

Jayne Mansfield was one of the smartest and hottest women to have ever graced the planet.

40-22-35.

Tits-waist-hips.

Are you fucking kidding me?! Who is built like that with an IQ of 165?!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c8/22/ea/c822ea42563db6bf629063ee1740c15e.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/01/1414876997205_Image_galleryImage_No_Merchandising_Editoria.JPG

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mccqrqY7JQ1qiflw2o1_1280.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qYq3TAu.jpg

[Saccopoo]

God I want to do bad things to her...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/827a422fc0fd919f04f7d422a9c9f168/tumblr_msmjfoJne41r9rp3co1_400.png

[Saccopoo]

Speak low my ass...don't say anything...hhnnngggmmhhh...

http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/img_3094.jpg

[Saccopoo]

http://classichollywoodcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Jayne-Mansfield.jpg

[Saccopoo]

Cates was never as hot as this...NEVER!

http://javasbachelorpad.com/jm31.jpg

[Saccopoo]

http://bertc.com/subsix/stars/images/mansfield11a.jpg

[Saccopoo]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/37/115787857_c083aab921.jpg

[Saccopoo]

How in the name of all things holy is this losing to a Ritz cracker like Cates?

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/66592.jpg

[Rain Man]

Don't blame me. I wisely cast my vote for Mansfield.

[Saccopoo]

Don't blame me. I wisely cast my vote for Mansfield.

It's because you are wise, and smart and recognize true beauty and hotness and aren't a jerk off virgin homo that would vote for a hipless, assless, bucktoothed, pursed lipped average broad like Cates.

Maybe it's just that someone as hot and smart as Mansfield intimidates ineffectual males, while an average chick like Cates makes them feel safer when they get rejected. You know that they would be terrified to even buy a woman (and I definitely mean WOMAN) a drink like Jayne Mansfield. Cates is the type of skank you would feel okay with sending a PBR.

HOT!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51swmJTD67L._SY445_.jpg

[Saccopoo]

I mean, seriously...you can't look at this picture and tell me that Cates is hotter...you just can't.

http://phl50.p.h.pic.centerblog.net/2c11fkfy.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

This isn't the biggest travesty in this comp.

The trolls are out in force. Ruining heats.

[Saccopoo]

This isn't the biggest travesty in this comp.

The trolls are out in force. Ruining heats.

If Mansfield inexplicitly gets beat by the most average looking woman in this contest in Cates, it would most certainly be the biggest travesty in this competition. I understand and share your feelings about the Kendrick/Upton duel, but this one would be substantially worse if Cates was to win. I can't imagine a greater injustice.

http://www.meredy.com/mansfieldjayne03.jpg

versus

http://watt-up.com/j_gallery/Phoebe_Cates_2/slides/Phoebe_Cates%20(137).jpg

You got to be fucking kidding me...

[Saccopoo]

Come on Chiefs Planet!

Do the right thing!

http://media.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/1/1d/Jayne_Mansfield-before_thumb_585x795.jpg

[Rain Man]

If Mansfield inexplicitly gets beat by the most average looking woman in this contest in Cates, it would most certainly be the biggest travesty in this competition. I understand and share your feelings about the Kendrick/Upton duel, but this one would be substantially worse if Cates was to win. I can't imagine a greater injustice.

You got to be ****ing kidding me...

While I contend that Round 1, Heat 7 was the worst offender in the injustice department, I agree that this one is a travesty as well.

[Saccopoo]

While I contend that Round 1, Heat 7 was the worst offender in the injustice department, I agree that this one is a travesty as well.

There you go Chiefs Planet.

The most objective of our posters, our official, unofficial Mayor, if you will, has decreed this a monumental injustice if Jayne Mansfield doesn't win.

I agree.

Don't let such an injustice stand!

My god! She's even hotter as a brunette!

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2641/3689213153_ac232c5a63_b.jpg

[jd1020]

I have a feeling that when this is all said and done and we have declared a winner we will be saying something along the lines of, "Well there you have it. [insert name here] is the hottest female celebrity. /saidnooneever"

[Rain Man]

I have a feeling that when this is all said and done and we have declared a winner we will be saying something along the lines of, "Well there you have it. [insert name here] is the hottest female celebrity. /saidnooneever"

Possibly, but in the end I suspect everyone will peacefully agree on Salma Hayek.

[Saccopoo]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/61/19/f4/6119f42b7812ef02b955159bb4d718c0.jpg

[Saccopoo]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fBwhoWOVufc/VKrVONNQ79I/AAAAAAADAZU/ZLr5-yS784o/s1600/jayne%2Bmansfield%2B1959.JPG

[Just Passin' By]

Probably true. But that doesn't change the fact that more than 50% of the voters seem to think she's hotter than Mansfield.

That just means that more than 50% of the voters are idiots.

[Ming the Merciless]

I just voted Cates.

This is revenge.

Feels good

[Saccopoo]

I just voted Cates.

This is revenge.

Feels good

Revenge for what you fucking nimrod? That you jerked off to early Nicholas Cage and Anthony Edwards movies?

[Ming the Merciless]

Revenge for what you ****ing nimrod? That you jerked off to early Nicholas Cage and Anthony Edwards movies?

I don't know who Anthony Edwards is but how did you know I jerked off to Valley Girl?

I did spank it to a couple of Anthony Michael Hall films

[Saccopoo]

I don't know who Anthony Edwards is but how did you know I jerked off to Valley Girl?

I did spank it to a couple of Anthony Michael Hall films

Dude...really?

https://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-sean-penn-spicoli-eric-stoltz-anthony-edwards-movie-still.png

https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/anthony-edwards-tom-cruise-goose-top-gun-325.jpg

People voting for 10 seconds of Phoebe Cates lame ass and they don't even know who the real stars in the movie were?

[Saccopoo]

I have a feeling that when this is all said and done and we have declared a winner we will be saying something along the lines of, "Well there you have it. [insert name here] is the hottest female celebrity. /saidnooneever"

I can just see the Orange Mange laughing at us for voting Phoebe Cates over Jayne Mansfield in a "Hottest Female Celebrity" contest.

I mean, seriously...who fucking does that?

It's embarrassing.

We're going to be the laughing stock of the intrawebs. I can hear it now..."Told you that Kansas City fans are a bunch of dumb hicks. They voted for Cates over Mansfield! Har, har, har!!!"

[Ming the Merciless]

I got 5 homeless people to make accounts and vote for Phoebe Cates.at the library...all it cost me was a couple cigarettes each

[Saccopoo]

I got 5 homeless people to make accounts and vote for Phoebe Cates.at the library...all it cost me was a couple cigarettes each

Bullshit.

Even homeless bums aren't that fucking whacked out of their minds to do something so fucking stupid and against the basic laws of nature.

You jerked them off as well.

I hope you had a bottle of Purell with you.

[Gravedigger]

I went with Jayne. I could see why more guys on here would go with Cates though, more guys grew up wacking it to her then many other women on this list.

[Saccopoo]

And there you go...

The people who vote for Cates are the same people who would jerk off a homeless bum.

[Ming the Merciless]

In all honesty, Mansfield should win this...I only voted for cates and enlisted the services of the homeless because Anna Kendrick

[NotABowserMult]

I got 5 homeless people to make accounts and vote for Phoebe Cates.at the library...all it cost me was a couple cigarettes each

Doing what I can to fight this bullshit.

Mansfield, you stupid sonsofbitches. And I likely dumped a gallon of jizz over that Fast Times scene, too.

[Bowser]

Doing what I can to fight this bullshit.

Mansfield, you stupid sonsofbitches. And I likely dumped a gallon of jizz over that Fast Times scene, too.

http://images1.tickld.com/live/postimages/2202ca75470304ff347209073b44cb2c.png

[TimBone]

And there you go...

The people who vote for Cates are the same people who would jerk off a homeless bum.
Not true. I voted Mansfield.

[TimBone]

We are five votes away from a tie. Please vote for Jayne, folks!

[jspchief]

Revenge for what you fucking nimrod? That you jerked off to early Nicholas Cage and Anthony Edwards movies?
Is that somehow worse than jerking to grandpa's pinup calender?

[DaneMcCloud]

And there you go...

The people who vote for Cates are the same people who would jerk off a homeless bum.

Bleach blondes with big fucking tits are high maintenance.

Filipina Jewess FTW!

[TimBone]

Come on early morning crew! We need just six more votes for Jayne! Do the right thing.

[TimBone]

Jayne making a comeback! Three more votes, morning guys! Please vote Jayne!

[Ming the Merciless]

My God Phoebe Cates is so hot in that scene in fast times


Honestly it's one of the hottest 10 seconds on film


Cates

[TimBone]

My God Phoebe Cates is so hot in that scene in fast times


Honestly it's one of the hottest 10 seconds on film


Cates
Do not listen to this man!

Jayne has now pulled even with Cates! This is a comeback of epic proportions! Please, keep voting Jayne!!

[TimBone]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160229/b1a96b76c817ae0481b80b67afbf5ac9.jpg

[TimBone]

The last time I mentioned that it was tied, there were four immediate voted for Cates. I suspect foul play, but let's try again. We need votes for Mansfield. Only a couple of hours left!

[Ming the Merciless]

Damn I need to hit the corner liquor store AGAIN

[AJKCFAN]

Not sure if this is allowed or not.

I did vote for Cates as I immediately knew of her but didn't know who Jayne Mansfield was. I still really don't.

However, this thread proved how gorgeous she was in her prime. Clearly better than Cates.

We will always have Phoebe Cates classic Fast Times scene showing her tits to Cars "Moving In Stereo"...

But I would like to switch my vote and go with Jayne Mansfield

[Saccopoo]

Nice job CP.

We are now the laughing stock of the entire internet.

[LoneWolf]

Nice job CP.

We are now the laughing stock of the entire internet.

Due to your incessant pimping of Utah football players, I agree.

[Saccopoo]

Due to your incessant pimping of Utah football players, I agree.

Yeah, that made sense with regard to this thread.

https://media.giphy.com/media/4R71Engp5NgHK/giphy.gif