Hottest Female Celebrity - Round 2 - Wildcard Heat

[TimBone]

We had some close losses in what turned out to be a very fun, competitive head to head round. With that, came some very close races and tough losses. We're giving four girls a chance to get back in via this wildcard heat. The following girls had at least 45% of the votes in their face to face heat. Vote for the four girls that you think deserve to move on!

Also, all new pics next round. I've contacted most of you via pm, but if you know a girl that you nominated has made it to round 3 and I haven't contacted you, please link me a new pic via pm.


Shania Twain (https://www.google.com/search?q=shania+twain&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjK_8u17aXLAhXKtoMKHfNzAe0Q_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Shania%20Twain.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Shania%20Twain.jpg.html)



Hayden Panettiere (https://www.google.com/search?q=hayden+panettiere&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjh-e347aXLAhUplYMKHeWaB-MQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Hayden%20Panettiere.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Hayden%20Panettiere.jpg.html)



Rachel McAdams (https://www.google.com/search?q=rachel+mcadams&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjh1Za_7qXLAhVGtYMKHb54AaUQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Racheal%20McAdams.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Racheal%20McAdams.jpg.html)



Jennifer Connelly (https://www.google.com/search?q=jennifer+connelly&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjgq7zy7qXLAhVpvoMKHfGPDh0Q_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jennifer%20Connelly.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jennifer%20Connelly.jpg.html)



Kate Upton (https://www.google.com/search?q=kate+upton&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjzyYyv76XLAhWokoMKHXsqBWMQ_AUIBigB&dpr=1)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Kate%20Upton.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Kate%20Upton.jpg.html)



Eva Mendes (https://www.google.com/search?q=eva+mendes&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig9pHn76XLAhXigYMKHQSmCx4Q_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Eva%20Mendes_1.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Eva%20Mendes_1.jpg.html)


Jayne Mansfield (https://www.google.com/search?q=jayne+mansfield&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwj7kuqu8KXLAhWiuoMKHTL4CSEQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Jayne%20Mansfield.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Jayne%20Mansfield.jpg.html)



Emmanuelle Chriqui (https://www.google.com/search?q=emmanuelle+chriqui&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiO-vvW8KXLAhXLmoMKHWkhAyQQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/emmanuelle%20chriqui.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/emmanuelle%20chriqui.jpg.html)



Christie Brinkley (https://www.google.com/search?q=christie+brinkley&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiGmZv68KXLAhVlvYMKHaSiDNUQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Christie%20Brinkley.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Christie%20Brinkley.jpg.html)



Eliza Dushku (https://www.google.com/search?q=eliza+dushku&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQ-eiu8aXLAhWmnYMKHS8wDR0Q_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Eliza%20Dushku.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Eliza%20Dushku.jpg.html)

[The Franchise]

In before the poll

[Kman34]

You guys know I love Shania....you can too....


http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/645263_f520.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

Any of them but Upton.

[TimBone]

You guys know I love Shania....you can too....


http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/645263_f520.jpg
Daaaaamn. That's a pic you shoulda dropped in her original heat.

[Kman34]

Are you guys going to "go for it" and vote for Christie???

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/9c40JZVjh95l.gif

[rico]

Connelly, Upton, Brinkley, Mansfield.

[ILChief]

Mila Kunis should have been an option

[lewdog]

Do the right thing.

Brinkley.

[007]

God damnit would you let the ditch pig die already. Why do I think we will end up seeing the same matchups all over again.

[Saccopoo]

Connelly, Upton, Brinkley, Mansfield.

Boom.

[Fire Me Boy!]

God damnit would you let the ditch pig die already. Why do I think we will end up seeing the same matchups all over again.


Yup. Round 3 should not see any of the same match ups.

[TimBone]

Any of them but Upton.

God damnit would you let the ditch pig die already. Why do I think we will end up seeing the same matchups all over again.

Yup. Round 3 should not see any of the same match ups.
Coincidentally, when gathering the Google hyperlinks, I noticed Kate's Google results had a link to her showing off her squat form in the gym recently. She looked very un-ditch pig like.

Also, concerning matchups. They're random. That's all I can promise.

[TimBone]

Mila Kunis should have been an option
She was just short of 45% of the votes in her heat, I believe.

I'll admit I'm happy about that, though. Going into this thing, I envisioned CP somehow producing a J-Law vs. Kunis final. That would have sucked. Overall, I've been pretty impressed with CP'S taste in women.

[eDave]

She was just short of 45% of the votes in her heat, I believe.

I'll admit I'm happy about that, though. Going into this thing, I envisioned CP somehow producing a J-Law vs. Kunis final. That would have sucked. Overall, I've been pretty impressed with CP'S taste in women.

Accept for Kate. She's Sanjaya

[007]

Coincidentally, when gathering the Google hyperlinks, I noticed Kate's Google results had a link to her showing off her squat form in the gym recently. She looked very un-ditch pig like.

Also, concerning matchups. They're random. That's all I can promise.I have to disagree with this. If you see two gals that have already faced each other in the previous round, you should step in and adjust that. if they move on to the semis or finals of course there can be rematches but not in round 3/

[Fire Me Boy!]

Coincidentally, when gathering the Google hyperlinks, I noticed Kate's Google results had a link to her showing off her squat form in the gym recently. She looked very un-ditch pig like.

Also, concerning matchups. They're random. That's all I can promise.


There needs to be a redraw if any of the match ups repeat. The people have spoken in Round 2.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I have to disagree with this. If you see two gals that have already faced each other in the previous round, you should step in and adjust that. if they move on to the semis or finals of course there can be rematches but not in round 3/


Agree completely.

[TimBone]

I have to disagree with this. If you see two gals that have already faced each other in the previous round, you should step in and adjust that. if they move on to the semis or finals of course there can be rematches but not in round 3/

There needs to be a redraw if any of the match ups repeat. The people have spoken in Round 2.
Good points. Let me see how the draw goes, and we'll go from there.

[Indian Chief]

Holy shit, it's pretty even so far. Ten way tie?

[lewdog]

More fucking wildcard rounds?!?!

This is a fucking contest the Chiefs would love....everyone gets a second chance to lose again!

[007]

More fucking wildcard rounds?!?!

This is a fucking contest the Chiefs would love....everyone gets a second chance to lose again!ROFL:clap:

[007]

Any of them but Upton.It really irritates me that after that brutal and actually somewhat annoying thread we are giving her another chance.

[TimBone]

More fucking wildcard rounds?!?!

This is a fucking contest the Chiefs would love....everyone gets a second chance to lose again!
Check your inbox you bag of douche.

[lewdog]

Check your inbox you bag of douche.

I did and I am not responding.

Do whatever the fuck you want.

You sure have with making a mockery of this contest.

[TimBone]

I did and I am not responding.

Do whatever the fuck you want.

You sure have with making a mockery of this contest.
Will comply.

[oldman]

Jayne and Christie. That's all I find worthy of Round 3

[CanadianChiefs]

It really irritates me that after that brutal and actually somewhat annoying thread we are giving her another chance.

She's like the pig-version of Marilyn Monroe with big fatty titties. Good enough for me.:D

[Rain Man]

I did and I am not responding.

Do whatever the **** you want.

You sure have with making a mockery of this contest.


You have to have a wildcard each round from a methodological standpoint. Otherwise, you could have a top contender who gets randomly knocked out just because she happened to draw the eventual champion in Round 1.

[Rain Man]

I bowed my head for a moment at the absence of Halle Berry, and then I moved on.

My voting started with the obvious: Emmanelle Chriqui. She's clearly the #1.

#2 and #3 are close, both a pair of voluptuous blondes. Christie Brinkley and Jayne Mansfield get my next votes.

The final vote was really tough, a contest between Connelly, Mendez, and Dushku. My finger hovered over Mendez for a long time, but in the end I couldn't turn my back on Dushku. She gets my #4 vote.

[Buehler445]

Conley, Mendez, Mansfield, Dushku.

[Buehler445]

Vote Dushku mother bitches.

[Buehler445]

I also can't believe you cocksuckers didn't vote for Yvonne Strahovski. You motherfuckers fired this.

http://i.imgur.com/KYbZC.jpg

Sons of bitches.

[TimBone]

You guys know I love Shania....you can too....


http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/645263_f520.jpg

I just thought this picture should be quoted one more time. Sorry, Buehler.

[Indian Chief]

I also can't believe you cocksuckers didn't vote for Yvonne Strahovski. You motherfuckers fired this.

http://i.imgur.com/KYbZC.jpg

Sons of bitches.

There are some fucked up people on CP.

[Kman34]

http://in1.ccio.co/Z6/F2/D1/89ffcf27c5d379b6bb597f9c2ee874c8.jpg


http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-02-2015/fMzGa8.gif

[Pepe Silvia]

I also can't believe you one who sucks the peniss didn't vote for Yvonne Strahovski. You mother****ers fired this.

http://i.imgur.com/KYbZC.jpg

Sons of bitches.

This is the pickiest board on the interwebs.

[ThaVirus]

Shania, Chriqui, McAdams, and Mendes.

[Indian Chief]

Jennifer Connelly

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9b/0c/0c/9b0c0c8e4bb67bf0786351ea5536f77f.jpg

http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/65/1281310/870/jennifer-connelly-actors-photo-u6.jpg

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE3NDUwMDEyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTE0MDQ1NA@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

[jspchief]

Mansfield is a fucking dog.

[Gravedigger]

Kate, Eva, Rachel, and Eliza.

[LoneWolf]

I found a picture of Upton passed out in her jeans and boots. Feast your eyes ditch pig lovers.

http://funtrooper.com/storage/127/157/167365_main.jpg

[Coochie liquor]

It really irritates me that after that brutal and actually somewhat annoying thread we are giving her another chance.

Then you are irritated way too fucking easily. Jesus it's an Internet contest. Oh the horror of having to deal with Kate upton, probably knocking Beckinsale's boy body off....

[Coochie liquor]

Make sure you vote for my type of women/Guruhttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160304/e8e6926be7c0131b359ef2fb0ac265f5.jpghttp://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160304/32065355ea873e0116742d1d7436528c.jpg

[007]

Then you are irritated way too fucking easily. Jesus it's an Internet contest. Oh the horror of having to deal with Kate upton, probably knocking Beckinsale's boy body off....
Not a chance

[Coochie liquor]

Not a chance

You're probably right, but I'll def be laughing if it happens.

[007]

You're probably right, but I'll def be laughing if it happens.
I'm just into the spirit of the competition. God knows the offseason sucks.

[Coochie liquor]

I'm just into the spirit of the competition. God knows the offsets on sucks.

No doubt about it. This contest is def a good way to get us closer to the draft. Good job TimBone!!

[scho63]

This contest looks like it's going to last longer than the NHL playoffs.

[Dayze]

The fact that Connelly is in a wild card heat, as well as Mendes.....makes me sad.

[Amnorix]

The fact that the voting here is so close pretty much indicates that none of them should move on. If there was one or two people who were waaay ahead, then it would seem to me that they likely drew a rough/unlucky opponent in round 2. Instead, we have a pretty tight race, which sort of suggests that none of them are thought of by an overwhelming number of CP folks to have gotten screwed.

But in any event, I went Shania, Connolly and Brinkley. Didn't feel strongly enough about any fourth person to vote for another.

[Grim]

Mansfield is a ****ing dog.

She's the ORIGINAL "ditch pig".
Old school.

[Fire Me Boy!]

The fact that the voting here is so close pretty much indicates that none of them should move on. If there was one or two people who were waaay ahead, then it would seem to me that they likely drew a rough/unlucky opponent in round 2. Instead, we have a pretty tight race, which sort of suggests that none of them are thought of by an overwhelming number of CP folks to have gotten screwed.

But in any event, I went Shania, Connolly and Brinkley. Didn't feel strongly enough about any fourth person to vote for another.


I agree with this assessment.

I don't think there should be any more of these kinds of rounds. If they lose to the eventual winner, who cares? They lost to the eventual winner. The Pats don't get a second chance heat because they lost to the eventual SB50 winner. They lost. They're done. Fine in round 1 when there are so many in a single heat. But round 2 was head to head. You can't beat your matchup, you don't deserve to move on.

[kccrow]

Eva, Emmanuelle, Kate, Hayden.

The rest are dogs.

[Amnorix]

Seriously, if none of them can even get 50% of votes here, then axe them all.

Probably need to follow the rules, but that's my feeling. Pretty clear there is no overwhelming consensus of any one woman getting screwed by failing to advance.

[Rain Man]

We have to have wildcards. It's not just about crowning a winner. It's also about finalizing her royal court and getting the right runners-up in case the winner is unable to fulfill her duties. The wildcard rounds are the insurance that the top runners up didn't succumb to bad luck.

And the reason no one is getting 50 percent is because they're competing in a large field of other Round 1 winners. It's stiff competition.

[ROYC75]

Ya know FTR, the way most of these polls have gone, it's good to know that American will never go short of finding incompetent judges for it's beauty contest.

[TimBone]

I agree with this assessment.

I don't think there should be any more of these kinds of rounds. If they lose to the eventual winner, who cares? They lost to the eventual winner. The Pats don't get a second chance heat because they lost to the eventual SB50 winner. They lost. They're done. Fine in round 1 when there are so many in a single heat. But round 2 was head to head. You can't beat your matchup, you don't deserve to move on.
It is here where i would like to point out that Anna Kendrick remains in the contest due to a wildcard heat, and then she went on to the next round to take out a heavy hitter in Upton. So, the wildcard girls that move on have already proven that they can compete in the following rounds.

[Fire Me Boy!]

It is here where i would like to point out that Anna Kendrick remains in the contest due to a wildcard heat, and then she went on to the next round to take out a heavy hitter in Upton. So, the wildcard girls that move on have already proven that they can compete in the following rounds.


It makes sense in round 1 when you have huge heats with a bunch of contenders. Round 2 is mano y mano. If they can't take out one person, why do they deserve to move on?

[TimBone]

It makes sense in round 1 when you have huge heats with a bunch of contenders. Round 2 is mano y mano. If they can't take out one person, why do they deserve to move on?
Because it was the only way for me to sneak Upton back in!

[The Franchise]

Hayden
Emmanuelle
Jayne
Eliza

[Fire Me Boy!]

Because it was the only way for me to sneak Upton back in!


This entire thing is a sham. I call shenanigans.

[loochy]

bwahahahah upton is going to sneak in

suck it whiners!

[TimBone]

No doubt about it. This contest is def a good way to get us closer to the draft. Good job TimBone!!
Thanks, man! It's been time consuming, and a little bit of work at times, but overall it's been a lot of fun putting this together. I'm glad it's received a good bit of participation.

[Holladay]

Dble Boom. What are the chances of that??

[Indian Chief]

Then you are irritated way too fucking easily. Jesus it's an Internet contest. Oh the horror of having to deal with Kate upton, probably knocking Beckinsale's boy body off....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SpOhojpzk8I/AAAAAAAAGWo/ylrBjoihSRY/s400/Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth+evilmilk.jpg

[ModSocks]

Holy shit. I never knew who Emmanuelle Chriqui was until now, and she looks like my little sister. From the face.

[Buehler445]

Seriously, if none of them can even get 50% of votes here, then axe them all.

Probably need to follow the rules, but that's my feeling. Pretty clear there is no overwhelming consensus of any one woman getting screwed by failing to advance.

I think it goes to show how close these women are, Eliza Dushku almost took down Heidi freaking Klum. You're not going to pick out a clear winner with this group with this level of talent.

[jd1020]

Upton, Mendes, McAdams, Chriqui, and a honorable mention for Connelly

[Rain Man]

So far, all four of my votes are losing. What are the odds that all four of the hottest women in a group of ten would be losing?

[jd1020]

Coincidentally, when gathering the Google hyperlinks, I noticed Kate's Google results had a link to her showing off her squat form in the gym recently. She looked very un-ditch pig like.

Not surprising. There's only one "ditch pig" and it's not her.

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/GTY_melissa_mccarthy_ml_141028_16x9_992.jpg

[jd1020]

So far, all four of my votes are losing. What are the odds that all four of the hottest women in a group of ten would be losing?

Less surprising than Amber Heard not even making it, yet average chicks like Cates live on.

[LoneWolf]

Not surprising. There's only one "ditch pig" and it's not her.


Oh, I beg to differ, sir.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPPopyk6ZNkmWan1W-VzW53PfJ0KF7onOYMutimpXNje3Ra1W7xg

[DJ's left nut]

I voted for Connelly only to avoid the risk of diluting my vote.

Ideally McAdams joins her in the next round but I just wasn't willing to chance it.

[007]

The only round that should have a wildcard round is round one. I sure hope there isn't another wildcard in round three. I do not understand why rain man is advocating this at all. No other tournament out there uses wildcards after the first round. This needs to stop.

[Fire Me Boy!]

The only round that should have a wildcard round is round one. I sure hope there isn't another wildcard in round three. I do not understand why rain man is advocating this at all. No other tournament out there uses wildcards after the first round. This needs to stop.


He just needs to kill this heat.

[Rain Man]

The only round that should have a wildcard round is round one. I sure hope there isn't another wildcard in round three. I do not understand why rain man is advocating this at all. No other tournament out there uses wildcards after the first round. This needs to stop.

I always use wildcards. Always! They're vital if we truly want to know the best desserts or rock songs or movie scenes or hot females.

[lewdog]

You wouldn't need a fucking wildcard round if someone wouldn't pair two Goddesses like Cindy Crawford and Eva Mendes together.

[007]

I always use wildcards. Always! They're vital if we truly want to know the best desserts or rock songs or movie scenes or hot females.I know we are just being facetious at this point but this needs to stop. When head to head competition was started wildcards should cease. Now, had Timbone ran multiple people per round again I could get behind one more round of wildcards. he chose to go head to head. That makes wildcards irrelevant.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I know we are just being facetious at this point but this needs to stop. When head to head competition was started wildcards should cease. Now, had Timbone ran multiple people per round again I could get behind one more round of wildcards. he chose to go head to head. That makes wildcards irrelevant.


Agree 100%.

[eDave]

You guys figure it out. I'm enjoying the babes.

[Saccopoo]

I'm not going to comment on this matter other than commenting that the poll creator should just put in the four hottest ladies in this wild card round rather than letting the dumb fucking homo virgins who didn't put them through the first time decide the matter.

Mansfield, Brinkley, Connelly, Upton.

Quit dicking the dog with this bullshit and advance the correct and hottest women and be on to the next round. Period.

Fuck!

[ROYC75]

So far, all four of my votes are losing. What are the odds that all four of the hottest women in a group of ten would be losing?

Yur not picking my lottery numbers for me!

[Just Passin' By]

Mansfield's in last? Well, we now have definitive proof that CP posters are terrible judges of female beauty.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Do the right thing, people. Vote for Rachel.

[Kman34]

Shania still needs your support......Thank you ....

http://s2.vagalume.com/shania-twain/images/profile-widew620.jpg

[ROYC75]

Currently we have ...
79 Jennifer Connelly
75 Kate Upton
73 Shania Twain
71 Eva Mendes

:shake:

Top 4 should be

1 Brinkley
2 Mendes
3 Twain
4 McAdams

After that, go with

5 Mansfield
6 Upton
7 Panettiere
8 Chriqui
9 Dushka
10 Connelly

But only on CP can you take the worst babe and turn her into 1st place material.

:shake:

[Saccopoo]

Mansfield's in last? Well, we now have definitive proof that CP posters are terrible judges of female beauty.

https://media.giphy.com/media/oNTggpJCGjOhi/giphy.gif

[ModSocks]

How the fuck is Connelly #1?

[Saccopoo]

Currently we have ...
79 Jennifer Connelly
75 Kate Upton
73 Shania Twain
71 Eva Mendes

:shake:

Top 4 should be

1 Brinkley
2 Mendes
3 Twain
4 McAdams

After that, go with

5 Mansfield
6 Upton
7 Panettiere
8 Chriqui
9 Dushka
10 Connelly

But only on CP can you take the worst babe and turn her into 1st place material.

:shake:

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6c/6cccfedfcfb76f81d87754c708907dc58054c1de611dbe42e859dae0b3ce1d40.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

How the fuck is Connelly #1?


Because you're allowed to vote for up to 4. Connelly could be number for on everyone's list, while 1-3 are disputed. By the math, she'd go to 1.

This entire heat is bullshit. All of these women couldn't make it past their one-on-one matchup. They don't deserve another spot; if they can't make it past ONE person in Round 2, they have no shot of being the eventual winner.

[Saccopoo]

How the fuck is Connelly #1?

Because...

http://www.celebritywallpapers.ws/Celebrities/Jennifer_Connelly/Jennifer-Connelly-006.jpg

and...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d8/4b/c8/d84bc8ebce05ad29b5c3acf1bdf2ad81.jpg

and...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ogr7pEpN1qcgbbpo1_1280.jpg

and...

http://i.imgur.com/JyL1Apq.jpg

and...

http://i.imgur.com/hCa1DqK.jpg

[ModSocks]

Because...

http://www.celebritywallpapers.ws/Celebrities/Jennifer_Connelly/Jennifer-Connelly-006.jpg

and...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d8/4b/c8/d84bc8ebce05ad29b5c3acf1bdf2ad81.jpg

and...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ogr7pEpN1qcgbbpo1_1280.jpg

and...

http://i.imgur.com/JyL1Apq.jpg

and...

http://i.imgur.com/hCa1DqK.jpg

Im not saying she's not a hottie but.....Eva Mendes....C'mon now.

[Saccopoo]

Because you're allowed to vote for up to 4. Connelly could be number for on everyone's list, while 1-3 are disputed. By the math, she'd go to 1.

This entire heat is bullshit. All of these women couldn't make it past their one-on-one matchup. They don't deserve another spot; if they can't make it past ONE person in Round 2, they have no shot of being the eventual winner.

The entire contest is bullshit.

There isn't a living, breating male on the planet who, if you put them side by side in real life, chooses Cates over Mansfield.

As such, I think that the free for all approach of the Wild Card rounds is totally legit. More legit than some of the travesties we've seen in the voting in the previous rounds.

[LoneWolf]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6c/6cccfedfcfb76f81d87754c708907dc58054c1de611dbe42e859dae0b3ce1d40.jpg

You know how I know you're gay? You once said you gave up sex for over a year.

[Saccopoo]

Im not saying she's not a hottie but.....Eva Mendes....C'mon now.

Dude...be reasonable. Mendes is not as fine as Connelly. Plus, Jenn went to Yale and Stanford. And has an Oscar. And is hotter.

[Saccopoo]

You know how I know you're gay? You once said you gave up sex for over a year.

Five.

I achieved an incredibly high level of ascension during that time.

In fact, I reached a real moment of transcendence at one point during yoga. A moment that many look for for decades. Truly wonderful.

I highly recommend long periods of celibacy to re-focus yourself and to help you become more human.

That being said, I've got plans to bang a couple of skanks this Sunday.

[LoneWolf]

Five.

I achieved an incredibly high level of ascension during that time.

In fact, I reached a real moment of transcendence at one point during yoga. A moment that many look for for decades. Truly wonderful.

I highly recommend long periods of celibacy to re-focus yourself and to help you become more human.

That being said, I've got plans to bang a couple of skanks this Sunday.

Did your hymen grow back during those five years? :D

I keed, I keed. Congratulations on your transcendence, but I'm quite happy with my regular sex life.

[Rain Man]

Kate Upton is tossing competitors aside like Godzilla in Tokyo. Only Jennifer Connelly stands in her way of dominating the wild card girls.

[007]

Kate Upton is tossing competitors aside like Godzilla in Tokyo. Only Jennifer Connelly stands in her way of dominating the wild card girls.:shake:

[Coochie liquor]

Kate Upton is tossing competitors aside like Godzilla in Tokyo. Only Jennifer Connelly stands in her way of dominating the wild card girls.

She's the chosen one. Gonna take Beckinsale's out...

[RollChiefsRoll]

God damn it, vote for McAdams.

[Indian Chief]

Did you forget to put a timer on this? Or am I missing it for some reason?

[TimBone]

Did you forget to put a timer on this? Or am I missing it for some reason?
Nah, I didn't forget. I wanted to end it today, and start the next round tomorrow, but wasn't sure I'd be able to get to it.

If I wasn't able to get to it today, then I wanted it to stay open and let more people weigh in with votes.

As it turns out, I got busy today, so I'll check the results tomorrow afternoon, and start the new round.

[007]

God damn it, vote for McAdams.
She was my nomination and lost. She should be out just like the others

[listopencil]

Because you're allowed to vote for up to 4. Connelly could be number four on everyone's list, while 1-3 are disputed. By the math, she'd go to 1.



That's not necessarily a bad thing. For that to happen then everyone's #1 would have to be absent from everyone else's whole list of top four. If the #1 is so contentious that no one agrees, even to the point of the girl being left off other lists, then the #1's are niche women that only appeal to a minority who is into that "type." So the girl who makes everyone's list is properly rated as hotter than each #1 that only appeals to clusters of small groups.

[listopencil]

Suppose you have an Eliza, Jayne and Hayden faction. Those three groups are attracted to just, for example, 1) Cute 2) Vintage 3) Tits. Each faction isn't attracted to the other two and leave those two off the list. But each faction agrees that Conelly is in the top four because they see each quality in her for whatever reason. Mix that in with other voters with more general tastes who agree that Connelly is in the top four. She ends up #1. And rightfully so because the voters have come to a consensus.

[Fire Me Boy!]

That's not necessarily a bad thing. For that to happen then everyone's #1 would have to be absent from everyone else's whole list of top four. If the #1 is so contentious that no one agrees, even to the point of the girl being left off other lists, then the #1's are niche women that only appeal to a minority who is into that "type." So the girl who makes everyone's list is properly rated as hotter than each #1 that only appeals to clusters of small groups.


I wasn't suggesting it was a bad thing. Just how it could happen that someone who might not be everyone's No. 1 would end up in the No. 1 position.

[TimBone]

I am saddened at Mansfield's current situation.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I am saddened at Mansfield's current situation.


Just call this shit off. Put Mansfield and Ditch Pig in a tits heat and be done with it.

[007]

Just call this **** off. Put Mansfield and Ditch Pig in a tits heat and be done with it.Just what we need another category to vote on.

[Bowser]

Never thought someone would ever believe the least attractive part on a woman would be her boobs.

[007]

Never thought someone would ever believe the least attractive part on a woman would be her boobs.For me its about the entire package. Huge boobs has always been a turn off for me.

[eDave]

For me its about the entire package. Huge boobs has always been a turn off for me.

Fag

/CP

[Fire Me Boy!]

For me its about the entire package. Huge boobs has always been a turn off for me.


Me, too. Huge boobs are not a good look.

[TimBone]

Just what we need another category to vote on.

After reading this thread, maybe we should vote on whether you and FMB! have synced up. :D

[TimBone]

She's the chosen one. Gonna take Beckinsale's out...
Beckinsale is gonna cruise straight to the finals.

[Fire Me Boy!]

After reading this thread, maybe we should vote on whether you and FMB! have synced up. :D


We are men of discerning taste.

[TimBone]

We are men of discerning taste.
I've long considered myself a C-cup or better kinda guy, but there was a girl at a Tech N9ne concert this past may that had a small b-cup (maybe even a-cup) that made me question my loyalties. I saw her at the beginning of the concert, and didn't think much, but when she lifted her top later on, my gosh...those things were perfect. I'm definitely taking my Go Pro to my next Tech concert.

[Bowser]

We are men of discerning taste.

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[Fire Me Boy!]

I've long considered myself a C-cup or better kinda guy, but there was a girl at a Tech N9ne concert this past may that had a small b-cup (maybe even a-cup) that made me question my loyalties. I saw her at the beginning of the concert, and didn't think much, but when she lifted her top later on, my gosh...those things were perfect. I'm definitely taking my Go Pro to my next Tech concert.


Large C is about my limit. Been with A to DD.

[007]

We are men of discerning taste.Cracks me up how these boob lovers consider a perfectly proportioned woman that exudes sex appeal and insanely attractive has a "boy body."

[Coochie liquor]

Cracks me up how these boob lovers consider a perfectly proportioned woman that exudes sex appeal and insanely attractive has a "boy body."

No curves, no boobs, sounds like a boy's body to me.....

But the thing is perfectly proportioned to you is not the same to others. Everybody has dif taste. I love big titties, thick thighs, and a fat booty, just my thing. You like em petite, with small boobs, eDave likes their feet, etc. it's all good. If we all liked the same thing then there would be lots of unhappy people.

[Buehler445]

Cracks me up how these boob lovers consider a perfectly proportioned woman that exudes sex appeal and insanely attractive has a "boy body."

I am a boob guy. I love boobs. In fact I think Christina Hendricks belongs here. Boobs are soooo fucking good.

But Beckinsale floats my boat. Boobs don't have to be huge to be good.

[007]

No curves, no boobs, sounds like a boy's body to me.....

But the thing is perfectly proportioned to you is not the same to others. Everybody has dif taste. I love big titties, thick thighs, and a fat booty, just my thing. You like em petite, with small boobs, eDave likes their feet, etc. it's all good. If we all liked the same thing then there would be lots of unhappy people.

the women you are calling boy bodies just kills me. absolutely gorgeous women and you call them boy bodies with no curves. You sir are blind.

Yes we have different tastes and that fine but lets not be ridiculous.

[007]

I am a boob guy. I love boobs. In fact I think Christina Hendricks belongs here. Boobs are soooo fucking good.

But Beckinsale floats my boat. Boobs don't have to be huge to be good.

:clap:

[TimBone]

Bump for votes. Poll closes at 3:20 pm central time.

[Saccopoo]

Bump for votes. Poll closes at 3:20 pm central time.

You're a good boy Timmy.

You are doing the Lord's work this off-season.

[TimBone]

You're a good boy Timmy.

You are doing the Lord's work this off-season.
Thanks, man. It's been a lot of fun for the most part.

[ThaVirus]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SpOhojpzk8I/AAAAAAAAGWo/ylrBjoihSRY/s400/Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth+evilmilk.jpg


I've been looking for this picture for years. Thank you.

Holy shit. I never knew who Emmanuelle Chriqui was until now, and she looks like my little sister. From the face.


Pics?

[MTG#10]

No Mila? Thread/poll fail.

[TimBone]

Poll is closed. Connelly, Mendes, Twain, and Upton move forward.

[Bowser]

RIP Emmanuelle. It's not your fault we're dealing with morons around here...

http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dtOdbqMMvt0/TeBujAx3L7I/AAAAAAAAOd0/pov4PciMCDw/s400/222_emmanuelle_chriquilarge_image-1.jpg

[Coochie liquor]

the women you are calling boy bodies just kills me. absolutely gorgeous women and you call them boy bodies with no curves. You sir are blind.

Yes we have different tastes and that fine but lets not be ridiculous.

Let's just say it is pretty much the same thing as you calling a thicker woman (which there's a good percentage of in America) ditch pig. You don't like bodies like that so your comeback to it is "ditch pig", I don't like no curves and no boobs so I call them "boy body". See how this works. Pretty kewl huh??

That's not being ridiculous, it's expressing my distaste with a certain type of woman. But because it's YOU who likes that kind of body, it's not ok to refer to it as boy body, or you as a Jared Fogel.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Let's just say it is pretty much the same thing as you calling a thicker woman (which there's a good percentage of in America) ditch pig. You don't like bodies like that so your comeback to it is "ditch pig", I don't like no curves and no boobs so I call them "boy body". See how this works. Pretty kewl huh??

That's not being ridiculous, it's expressing my distaste with a certain type of woman. But because it's YOU who likes that kind of body, it's not ok to refer to it as boy body, or you as a Jared Fogel.

There a big goddamn difference between expressing distaste for a body type and calling someone a pedophile. We've been expressing distaste for some of the women, but we've yet to call you any names. We've been through this before.

And the only person anyone is calling "ditch pig" is Kate Upton.

[Stewie]

It's funny. I nominated Emmanuelle Criqui as an after-thought. I didn't realize there was so much passion.

For all the CPers who think they have an eye for beauty, go fuck yourselves. You married that ugly woman sitting by your side. Your drunk friends puked when looking at her back in the day.

[Coochie liquor]

There a big goddamn difference between expressing distaste for a body type and calling someone a pedophile. We've been expressing distaste for some of the women, but we've yet to call you any names. We've been through this before.

And the only person anyone is calling "ditch pig" is Kate Upton.

Not sure if you've noticed but people on here call people pretty much everything you can think of. Whether it's offensive to others or not. It's what happens here. Do you specifically? I have no idea, my memory sucks and it doesn't affect me so I don't keep track.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Not sure if you've noticed but people on here call people pretty much everything you can think of. Whether it's offensive to others or not. It's what happens here. Do you specifically? I have no idea, my memory sucks and it doesn't affect me so I don't keep track.


Name calling is standard, yes. You cross a line when you call someone a pedophile. That's not OK.

[srvy]

No Cindy Crawford means massive failure. I wont be a part of this sham.

[Rain Man]

It's funny. I nominated Emmanuelle Criqui as an after-thought. I didn't realize there was so much passion.

For all the CPers who think they have an eye for beauty, go **** yourselves. You married that ugly woman sitting by your side. Your drunk friends puked when looking at her back in the day.

Emmanuelle is beloved on this site. I've proposed renaming the lounge as Emmanuelle's Playground at least three times over the years.

[Indian Chief]

No Cindy Crawford means massive failure. I wont be a part of this sham.

Pretty sure she already moved on to the 3rd round....?

[TimBone]

No Cindy Crawford means massive failure. I wont be a part of this sham.
She's in the third round, you old goat.

[srvy]

Well OK back in then

[ThaVirus]

http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-1.jpg


Damn. Everyone with a Y chromosome was staring at her on this day. Probably most women as well.

[TimBone]

Well OK back in then
LMAO

[TimBone]

Damn. Everyone with a Y chromosome was staring at her on this day. Probably most women as well.
Yeah. I'm not even a huge fan, but I've stared at that pic quite a bit today.

[Coochie liquor]

Name calling is standard, yes. You cross a line when you call someone a pedophile. That's not OK.

Ok, and I'm not saying you do any of this because you don't seem the type to do so though I know nothing about you. But without knowing anyone's situation on this board.... Calling people retard is ok considering there are likely people here who have mentally disabled kids. Or calling people pillowbiter, gay etc, when there are likely gay people on here. Or any number of the negative shit that gets said on here, could offend anyone on here, so calling someone a pedo just doesn't seem much different to me. And it's not calling someone directly a pedo, it's saying boy body, or Jared. I just don't get it.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Ok, and I'm not saying you do any of this because you don't seem the type to do so though I know nothing about you. But without knowing anyone's situation on this board.... Calling people retard is ok considering there are likely people here who have mentally disabled kids. Or calling people pillowbiter, gay etc, when there are likely gay people on here. Or any number of the negative shit that gets said on here, could offend anyone on here, so calling someone a pedo just doesn't seem much different to me. And it's not calling someone directly a pedo, it's saying boy body, or Jared. I just don't get it.

Calling someone Jared is directly calling them a pedo.

[Saccopoo]

Yeah. I'm not even a huge fan, but I've stared at that pic quite a bit today.

She's really not that "hot."

Pretty average face.

[Rain Man]

She's really not that "hot."

Pretty average face.


Don't make me stop this car.

[jd1020]

Don't make me stop this car.

Post a black and white picture of her and he'll claim she's the most beautiful creature ever created.

[TimBone]

Post a black and white picture of her and he'll claim she's the most beautiful creature ever created.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160306/f105bf5c204ce5056af6dd7b84752178.jpg

[Coochie liquor]

Calling someone Jared is directly calling them a pedo.

Sonia that in the list of banned words we can't call people on here along with other offensive words? That's my point....

[Fire Me Boy!]

Sonia that in the list of banned words we can't call people on here along with other offensive words? That's my point....


Don't be obtuse. You know full well what you're doing. And banning "Jared" would affect real names, not like banning the "n" word or the like.

[Coochie liquor]

Don't be obtuse. You know full well what you're doing. And banning "Jared" would affect real names, not like banning the "n" word or the like.

I'm saying that pedo, or Jared aren't any more offensive than retard, pillowbiter, etc. if you're gonna stop what's offensive to you or others then we should all stop being offensive and be pc. But this is an Internet message board so none of that matters. Just because you or others are offended by a name doesn't mean that others aren't offended by other things too. If we're banning words then we need to make it a big list and not just the Fire Me Boy list of offensive words.
Now did I mean it to offend you? Fuck no. But I'm generalizing that so much negative offensive shit gets said in here that regardless of what's being said it could be offensive to almost anyone.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm saying that pedo, or Jared aren't any more offensive than retard, pillowbiter, etc. if you're gonna stop what's offensive to you or others then we should all stop being offensive and be pc. But this is an Internet message board so none of that matters. Just because you or others are offended by a name doesn't mean that others aren't offended by other things too. If we're banning words then we need to make it a big list and not just the Fire Me Boy list of offensive words.

Now did I mean it to offend you? Fuck no. But I'm generalizing that so much negative offensive shit gets said in here that regardless of what's being said it could be offensive to almost anyone.


You make a fair point.

Maybe just stop calling people names simply because they like something you don't or think something you don't. Talk about the woman/subject matter all you like, but why attack the poster?

Your (and others') assertion that a MAN who likes a petite WOMAN is somehow gay or into little boys is asinine. No one here has gone around saying you like farm animals, so stop going around saying we like little boys. It's dumb.

[Coochie liquor]

You make a fair point.

Maybe just stop calling people names simply because they like something you don't or think something you don't. Talk about the woman/subject matter all you like, but why attack the poster?

Your (and others') assertion that a MAN who likes a petite WOMAN is somehow gay or into little boys is asinine. No one here has gone around saying you like farm animals, so stop going around saying we like little boys. It's dumb.

So saying a woman I find attractive is a ditch pig is different than saying a petite woman has a boy body?
Or is saying boy body ok as long as I call no one Jared, Jerry Sandusky etc??

[Fire Me Boy!]

So saying a woman I find attractive is a ditch pig is different than saying a petite woman has a boy body?
Or is saying boy body ok as long as I call no one Jared, Jerry Sandusky etc??


The second one. Attack the celebs all you want. The difference is you've been attacking the posters of this board.

[Coochie liquor]

The second one. Attack the celebs all you want. The difference is you've been attacking the posters of this board.

Like I've said. The posters of this board, are attacked and attack others all the time. Look at almost every thread and you see it over and over again. I'm sorry you were offended and I'll do my best to not refer to you in those negative terms. But to act like this shit doesn't go on in every thread, on any subject is just being blind.

[Saccopoo]

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It's just nothing special. Sorry.

It ain't Mansfield.

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[Saccopoo]

So saying a woman I find attractive is a ditch pig is different than saying a petite woman has a boy body?
Or is saying boy body ok as long as I call no one Jared, Jerry Sandusky etc??

Yeppers.

No one likes being called a pedo rapist. It's not nice.

As Lao Tzu said:

“Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.”

[LoneWolf]

I'm not going to comment on this matter other than commenting that the poll creator should just put in the four hottest ladies in this wild card round rather than letting the dumb fucking homo virgins who didn't put them through the first time decide the matter.

Mansfield, Brinkley, Connelly, Upton.

Quit dicking the dog with this bullshit and advance the correct and hottest women and be on to the next round. Period.

Fuck!

Yeppers.

No one likes being called a pedo rapist. It's not nice.

As Lao Tzu said:

“Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.”

Follow your own advice, Saccotzu.

[Saccopoo]

Follow your own advice, Saccotzu.

I'll admit, "homo" was wrong in that instance.

My sincerest apologies to any cocksucker that I might have offended.

[Coochie liquor]

I'll admit, "homo" was wrong in that instance.

My sincerest apologies to any cocksucker that I might have offended.

:hmmm:

[Bowser]

I'll admit, "homo" was wrong in that instance.

My sincerest apologies to any cocksucker that I might have offended.

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