Hottest Female Celebrity - Round 3 - Heat 4

[TimBone]

Round Three!

The head to head round was a lot of fun. It made for some heated battles and sparked a lot of good discussion. However, it’s time to ramp things up this round. Each heat will contain a three way battle, and only one girl will win each heat. We’re getting to the point where there are no gimme heats anymore.

Should be fun!

On to the girls!

Please vote for the girl that you believe is hottest.


Scarlett Johansson (https://www.google.com/search?q=scarlett+johansson&biw=1366&bih=623&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjs44mijrLLAhVE32MKHQQqDCYQ_AUIBigB&dpr=1)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/ScarJo%202.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/ScarJo%202.jpg.html)



Kate Perry (https://www.google.com/search?q=Katy+Perry&biw=1366&bih=623&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiwxNDikbLLAhVW8WMKHYfLDCAQ_AUIBygC)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Katy%20Perry.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Katy%20Perry.jpg.html)



Diane Lane (https://www.google.com/search?q=Diane+Lane&biw=1366&bih=623&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjb-omgkrLLAhUBy2MKHSrjBRcQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Diane%20Lane2.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Diane%20Lane2.jpg.html)

[TimBone]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Scarlett%20Johansson.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Scarlett%20Johansson.jpg.html)
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/ScarJo.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/ScarJo.jpg.html)

[TimBone]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/ScarJo4.jpg


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/ScarJo5.jpg

[loochy]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Scarlett%20Johansson.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Scarlett%20Johansson.jpg.html)
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/ScarJo.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/ScarJo.jpg.html)

This.

[Easy 6]

A wasted vote in the face of all the pubescent Perry fans around here, but I went Diane

[TimBone]

A wasted vote in the face of all the pubescent Perry fans around here, but I went Diane

I had a hard time finding another great Diane photo. I really like her, but I guess she's not the type to be doing a lot of racy photo shoots. I really liked her photo from the last round, though.


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Diane%20Lane.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Diane%20Lane.jpg.html)

[TimBone]

It is a shame that Diane got matched up against a juggernaut like Scarlett, though. I'd vote for Diane any other time....but not against Scarlett. Scarlett is going places in this tourney.

[TimBone]

This.

Loochy, do you prefer the OP pic or the letter jacket pic? I went back and forth for a long time trying to decide which went in the OP.

[Rain Man]

This is a tough one. None of the women are on my laminated "Free Five" card, to be honest.

First off, Scarlett does nothing for me. I'm dead inside when I look at her. I don't know why, but she's a swing and a miss.

So that leaves Katy and Diane. Katy certainly has more pizzazz. I like the jet black hair and 40s-era hairstyles and the curves and the panache. But in contrast, Diane is a classic beauty. She's the woman where you see her inside the house on a rainy day, wearing shorts and barefoot, and then four hours later you're writing a classic American novel about love and redemption, and for the rest of your life you think back to the afternoon whenever you see thunderclouds.

Yeah, I guess I have to go with Diane. She reaches me on a deeper level, and that's hot.

#1 - Diana
#2 - Katy
#3 - The other one

[LoneWolf]

1. Scarlett


2. Diane











3. Katy

[TimBone]

This is a tough one. None of the women are on my laminated "Free Five" card, to be honest.

First off, Scarlett does nothing for me. I'm dead inside when I look at her. I don't know why, but she's a swing and a miss.

So that leaves Katy and Diane. Katy certainly has more pizzazz. I like the jet black hair and 40s-era hairstyles and the curves and the panache. But in contrast, Diane is a classic beauty. She's the woman where you see her inside the house on a rainy day, wearing shorts and barefoot, and then four hours later you're writing a classic American novel afterwards about love and redemption, and for the rest of your life you think back to the afternoon whenever you see thunderclouds.

Yeah, I guess I have to go with Diane. She reaches me on a deeper level, and that's hot.

#1 - Diana
#2 - Katy
#3 - The other one
Are you sure you're feeling okay? You've been wrong quite a bit the last couple of days.

[Rain Man]

Are you sure you're feeling okay? You've been wrong quite a bit the last couple of days.


If this is wrong, I don't want to be right. (Heartfelt sigh.)

[TimBone]

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right. (Heartfelt sigh.)
I just don't understand. Scarlett has the full lips and pretty eyes. She's developed in the right areas and she even manages to make short hair look good. I don't understand how you can't see anything in her.

I hear she's crazy and jealous, too. They're the best in the sack.

[Indian Chief]

It is a shame that Diane got matched up against a juggernaut like Scarlett, though. I'd vote for Diane any other time....but not against Scarlett. Scarlett is going places in this tourney.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[sedated]

These are all winners. Literally cannot pick one over the other two.

[Rain Man]

I just don't understand. Scarlett has the full lips and pretty eyes. She's developed in the right areas and she even manages to make short hair look good. I don't understand how you can't see anything in her.

I hear she's crazy and jealous, too. They're the best in the sack.


I've studied it, and I think my aversion is genetic. If you look at her lower mouth, she has a little extra pouch of fat on her lower jaw and beneath her lip. It's subtle, very subtle, but it's a huge turnoff for me, and I think it's because I have female relatives with the same feature. So my disdain for Scarlett is not necessarily anti-Scarlett, but anti-incest. Diane Lane and Katy Perry are hot, and our babies wouldn't have genetic abnormalities.

[eDave]

Diane is my girl. Great googly moogly.

But alas, Scarlett Johansson will win out. Which is fine too.

[TimBone]

Took the words right out of my mouth.
If I had my choice, this tourney would end with a top three of Scarlett, Lane, and Beckinsale. Then Mansfield and Upton would round out the top five.

[Indian Chief]

This is a tough one. None of the women are on my laminated "Free Five" card, to be honest.

First off, Scarlett does nothing for me. I'm dead inside when I look at her. I don't know why, but she's a swing and a miss.

So that leaves Katy and Diane. Katy certainly has more pizzazz. I like the jet black hair and 40s-era hairstyles and the curves and the panache. But in contrast, Diane is a classic beauty. She's the woman where you see her inside the house on a rainy day, wearing shorts and barefoot, and then four hours later you're writing a classic American novel about love and redemption, and for the rest of your life you think back to the afternoon whenever you see thunderclouds.

Yeah, I guess I have to go with Diane. She reaches me on a deeper level, and that's hot.

#1 - Diana
#2 - Katy
#3 - The other one

Over the course of this tournament, I have found that you and I have very different tastes in women. But rather than criticize your tastes like others, I'll say this: you would be the perfect wingman. We'd never have trouble dividing the spoils.

[TimBone]

I've studied it, and I think my aversion is genetic. If you look at her lower mouth, she has a little extra pouch of fat on her lower jaw and beneath her lip. It's subtle, very subtle, but it's a huge turnoff for me, and I think it's because I have female relatives with the same feature. So my disdain for Scarlett is not necessarily anti-Scarlett, but anti-incest. Diane Lane and Katy Perry are hot, and our babies wouldn't have genetic abnormalities.
Between Scarlett and Aniston, you've got the hottest family ever.

[ModSocks]

I went with Lane in her prime. Katie's look is completely fabricated.

[Buehler445]

ScarJo by a billion miles.

Although I have a permaboner for perrys Tittays

[Easy 6]

I had a hard time finding another great Diane photo. I really like her, but I guess she's not the type to be doing a lot of racy photo shoots.

Yeah, that plus she isnt the typical sexpot spilling out of every crevice like ScarJo... shes that more approachable type of hot, the milf next door

I wont complain if Scar wins this heat, but just had to stand with my favorite milf

[TimBone]

Yeah, that plus she isnt the typical sexpot spilling out of every crevice like ScarJo... shes that more approachable type of hot, the milf next door

I wont complain if Scar wins this heat, but just had to stand with my favorite milf
In the Lonesome Dove days, she should have spent the majority of her time doing photoshoots. She was unbelievably beautiful in that mini series.

[LoneWolf]

If I had my choice, this tourney would end with a top three of Scarlett, Lane, and Beckinsale. Then Mansfield and Upton would round out the top five.

Ditch pig lover.

[TimBone]

Ditch pig lover.
Guilty as charged.

[Kman34]

http://videonudestars.com/images/stories/foto-d-en/diane-lane-1/diane-lane-4.jpg

[DaFace]

This whole exercise has made me realize how subjective opinions of hotness really are. I've honestly not been all that excited by a single one in the third round, and this round continues the trend.

[Kman34]

This whole exercise has made me realize how subjective opinions of hotness really are. I've honestly not been all that excited by a single one in the third round, and this round continues the trend.

http://57.media.tumblr.com/0720f06d284853617655f9f782a7a429/tumblr_nnbqrwDTO31sk2jwvo1_500.gif

[Perineum Ripper]

Scarlett does nothing for me..she is pretty but I just don't find her hot..Diane is beautiful..I remember watching her in Double Jeopardy and seeing the sex scene and being in love..Katy is hot and love her body..but I'm going Diane

[LoneWolf]

Scarlett does nothing for me..she is pretty but I just don't find her hot..Diane is beautiful..I remember watching her in Double Jeopardy and seeing the sex scene and being in love..Katy is hot and love her body..but I'm going Diane

Ashley Judd was the actress in Double Jeopardy.

[Perineum Ripper]

Ashley Judd was the actress in Double Jeopardy.

Ah you're right..I guess if I cared I would feel like a dumbass

[LoneWolf]

Ah you're right..I guess if I cared I would feel like a dumbass

Just thought you might like to know who you've been jerking it to all these years.

[Perineum Ripper]

Just thought you might like to know who you've been jerking it to all these years.

You are a gentleman and a scholar my good sir

[Fire Me Boy!]

Scarlett
Diane
Katy

[Rasputin]

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[Dayze]

Diane for this guy.

[Saccopoo]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6592bc1919c6efc919bf6b786d025ad34cf6b4b1_m.gif

[007]

While I think all three are worthy to move on I still have to talk them as follows...

1. Lane
1.5 Perry
3. Johansen

[MTG#10]

well this one is easy. cant believe 2 of the 3 were even nominated

[vailpass]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Scarlett%20Johansson.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Scarlett%20Johansson.jpg.html)
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/ScarJo.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/ScarJo.jpg.html)

Game over.

[Rain Man]

Over the course of this tournament, I have found that you and I have very different tastes in women. But rather than criticize your tastes like others, I'll say this: you would be the perfect wingman. We'd never have trouble dividing the spoils.

In neolithic times we would have never fought over the same cave woman. That would have allowed us to cooperate on mammoth hunts and build tribes and generally create civilization. Having different tastes in woman is really a key to mankind's ascendance.

[Rain Man]

While I think all three are worthy to move on I still have to talk them as follows...

1. Lane
1.5 Perry
3. Johansen

Listen to this man. He knows his stuff.

[Rain Man]

Between Scarlett and Aniston, you've got the hottest family ever.

We try to take care of ourselves.

[vailpass]

Honestly this round is a pile of purely poundable pussy. I'm not into participation trophies but dayum...

[Saccopoo]

Honestly this round is a pile of purely poundable pussy. I'm not into participation trophies but dayum...

As long as Perry keeps on the inch and a half of makeup, sure.

[Rain Man]

This whole exercise has made me realize how subjective opinions of hotness really are. I've honestly not been all that excited by a single one in the third round, and this round continues the trend.

It really is kind of eye-opening. Contestants that I thought would be no-brainers have struggled or even fallen, while contestants that I'm neutral about have won with ease. I suspect everyone feels the same way, but about different women.

It does seem that a handful are emerging as being a clear step above everyone else, though, in terms of mass opinion. I'm trying to figure out what their common attributes are, but haven't deduced it yet.

[vailpass]

As long as Perry keeps on the inch and a half of makeup, sure.

I got your inch and a half hanging right here bud.

[Saccopoo]

I got your inch and a half hanging right here bud.

What happened?

Did that old broad use too much teeth in the car?

[vailpass]

What happened?

Did that old broad use too much teeth in the car?

Heh. Nah, she had her form down. Don't be ticklin or nothin...

[vailpass]

It really is kind of eye-opening. Contestants that I thought would be no-brainers have struggled or even fallen, while contestants that I'm neutral about have won with ease. I suspect everyone feels the same way, but about different women.

It does seem that a handful are emerging as being a clear step above everyone else, though, in terms of mass opinion. I'm trying to figure out what their common attributes are, but haven't deduced it yet.

If only you were skilled at reducing large amounts of poll responses into actionable data sets...

[Rain Man]

If only you were skilled at reducing large amounts of poll responses into actionable data sets...

My ability is impaired by the fact that I don't understand women.

[vailpass]

My ability is impaired by the fact that I don't understand women.

/

[loochy]

Loochy, do you prefer the OP pic or the letter jacket pic? I went back and forth for a long time trying to decide which went in the OP.

I like op, then the pic below letter jacket, then letter jacket.

[scho63]

For some reason, Scarlett never did it for me and I really love blondes. Not sure why. Diane Lane just reminds me of a dirty girl behind closed doors. While I would never kick Katy Perry out of bed and she is certainly pretty, her marriage to that filthy dirtbag Russell Brand, dating Diplo and uber douche John Mayer, now supporting Hillary Clinton and campaigning for her just makes her so less attractive to me.

[Rain Man]

For some reason, Scarlett never did it for me and I really love blondes. Not sure why. Diane Lane just reminds me of a dirty girl behind closed doors. While I would never kick Katy Perry out of bed and she is certainly pretty, her marriage to that filthy dirtbag Russell Brand, dating Diplo and uber douche John Mayer, now supporting Hillary Clinton and campaigning for her just makes her so less attractive to me.

Supporting Hillary Clinton is not hot at all. Major turnoff. I like a woman who is intelligent and ethical.

[Amnorix]

Yet another complete blowout. This is kind of amazing.

[jd1020]

Johansson. I think she is a slight bit overrated, but she's way out of Katy's league and Lane is attractive a milf way.

[kepp]

For some reason, Scarlett never did it for me and I really love blondes. Not sure why. Diane Lane just reminds me of a dirty girl behind closed doors. While I would never kick Katy Perry out of bed and she is certainly pretty, her marriage to that filthy dirtbag Russell Brand, dating Diplo and uber douche John Mayer, now supporting Hillary Clinton and campaigning for her just makes her so less attractive to me.

Because she has a man's jawline and her voice reminds me of this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9pdX_D8eHY/hqdefault.jpg

[DJ's left nut]

Yet another complete blowout. This is kind of amazing.

Kinda makes you wonder about the head 2 head format so early in the process.

Maybe another 'best 2 of 5' kinda round would've culled a little more chaff; fewer folks advancing due to easier matchups that way.

Dunno - it was a worthwhile experiment and maybe it's just the case that there is a clear 'tier' in hotness here and we've evidently reached it.

But it is kinda surprising that all 4 of these have been massacres thus far.