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nychief
03-11-2016, 12:32 PM
Broncos Acquire Mark Sanchez From Eagles
March 11th, 2016 at 12:29pm CST by Luke Adams
The Broncos have begun to address their hole at quarterback, according to Mike Klis of 9NEWS, who reports (via Twitter) that Denver is acquiring Mark Sanchez from the Eagles. Philadelphia will get a conditional draft pick in exchange for the veteran signal-caller, per Klis. The pick is a 2017 selection, tweets Ian Rapoport of NFL.com.

Grim
03-11-2016, 12:34 PM
lmao

ptlyon
03-11-2016, 12:35 PM
The Dirty just got dirtier

Quesadilla Joe
03-11-2016, 12:35 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Broncos traded for former Eagles and Jets QB Mark Sanchez, as <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeKlis">@MikeKlis</a> reported. Broncos gave Eagles a conditional 7th round pick in 2017.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/708360352367415296">March 11, 2016</a></blockquote>
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We only had one QB on the roster, Sanchez will never start a game for the Broncos.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 12:38 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Broncos traded for former Eagles and Jets QB Mark Sanchez, as <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeKlis">@MikeKlis</a> reported. Broncos gave Eagles a conditional 7th round pick in 2017.</p>— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/708360352367415296">March 11, 2016</a></blockquote>
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We only had one QB on the roster, Sanchez will never start a game for the Broncos.
Care to make any sort of wager?

listopencil
03-11-2016, 12:38 PM
Wow.

MagicHef
03-11-2016, 12:39 PM
ouch

Shaid
03-11-2016, 12:39 PM
Broncos are going all in for the #1 pick in 2017. When does Von go on IR for the year?

Quesadilla Joe
03-11-2016, 12:41 PM
Care to make any sort of wager?

What, do you think we brought him to Denver to start?

Beef Supreme
03-11-2016, 12:41 PM
The Titans beat them to Matt Cassel, I guess.

RunKC
03-11-2016, 12:42 PM
You know it's bad for them when Kaepernick wants to go to Cleveland instead of Denver.

DenverChief
03-11-2016, 12:42 PM
I'm dead LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO.

ChiTown
03-11-2016, 12:42 PM
to the shit...........err, ship!

pugsnotdrugs19
03-11-2016, 12:43 PM
Huge win for any team in the AFC West not named Denver.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 12:43 PM
This is going to get ugly.


How many CPers are going to be rooting for the Chiefs BUT also be rooting for Sanchez?


LMAO

carcosa
03-11-2016, 12:44 PM
Can't wait to win the AFC West!

listopencil
03-11-2016, 12:45 PM
This is going to get ugly.


How many CPers are going to be rooting for the Chiefs BUT also be rooting for Sanchez?


LMAO

Oh shit, lol, I forgot about all of that Sanchez love.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:45 PM
The Eagles are killing it with trades so far.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-11-2016, 12:46 PM
Wow. Garbage.

ChiliConCarnage
03-11-2016, 12:46 PM
wow a conditional 7th rounder. They might as well have legitimately traded him for a ham sandwich.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:46 PM
This is going to get ugly.


How many CPers are going to be rooting for the Chiefs BUT also be rooting for Sanchez?


LMAO

You're a fucking idiot.

Quesadilla Joe
03-11-2016, 12:47 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Acquired QB Mark Sanchez for a conditional &#39;17 pick. He brings veteran leadership &amp; will compete. This is the 1st step in our process.</p>&mdash; John Elway (@johnelway) <a href="https://twitter.com/johnelway/status/708363263889661952">March 11, 2016</a></blockquote>
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jonzie04
03-11-2016, 12:48 PM
LMAO..

I guess a 7th rounder isn't too bad.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:48 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Acquired QB Mark Sanchez for a conditional &#39;17 pick. He brings veteran leadership &amp; will compete. This is the 1st step in our process.</p>&mdash; John Elway (@johnelway) <a href="https://twitter.com/johnelway/status/708363263889661952">March 11, 2016</a></blockquote>
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http://media2.giphy.com/media/hhcvpygvTitmU/giphy.gif

srvy
03-11-2016, 12:49 PM
OMG desperate times desperate measures. I smell a trade up in draft or Major trade for a real QB.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 12:49 PM
What, do you think we brought him to Denver to start?
I'm saying that with what's left out there to choose from, multiple quarterbacks will start gamed for Denver this year, and Sanchez will likely be one of them.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 12:49 PM
Oh shit, lol, I forgot about all of that Sanchez love.

You're a fucking idiot.
BOOOM!!


I didn't mention anyone by name. :fire:


ROFLROFL

Hamwallet
03-11-2016, 12:51 PM
Can he really be any worse then Manning last season?

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:51 PM
BOOOM!!


I didn't mention anyone by name. :fire:


ROFLROFL

Show me a pro-Sanchez post of mine since he left the Jets.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:52 PM
Can he really be any worse then Manning last season?

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez211.gif

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 12:53 PM
Show me a pro-Sanchez post of mine since he left the Jets.
again, i didn't mention you or anything else by name.


You volunteered yourself into the discussion, not me.


LMAO

mcaj22
03-11-2016, 12:53 PM
they are gonna trade up in the draft for Lynch arent they

Beef Supreme
03-11-2016, 12:54 PM
We only had one QB on the roster, Sanchez will never start a game for the Broncos.

Trevor Siemian will take you to the promised land.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:54 PM
they are gonna trade up in the draft for Lynch arent they

They'd have to give up a metric shit ton to move up from 31. Their best bet is that he fucking has a draft day plunge.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 12:54 PM
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Before this we only had Trevor "The Monkey" Siemien on the roster, who has taken (apparently) one real NFL snap. Hopefully this is just a message to Siemien. Kind of like those 'you have to be this tall to ride this ride' signs at the amusement park. He has to beat Sanchez out for the #2 spot. If that's the case and it works...then, fine. We still need a starting QB.
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Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 12:55 PM
they are gonna trade up in the draft for Lynch arent they
Probably


As far as i can tell, Elway is a guy that decides what he wants and then goes and gets it.


I hate him with a passion but he seems to get the job done.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 12:55 PM
Can he really be any worse then Manning last season?

Maybe. Is he better than Tebow?

Quesadilla Joe
03-11-2016, 12:55 PM
I'm saying that with what's left out there to choose from, multiple quarterbacks will start gamed for Denver this year, and Sanchez will likely be one of them.

John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 12:57 PM
John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.
It's not going to be Kaep. He said today that he wanted to go to Cleveland and play for Hue Jackson. Elway isn't going to want a guy who publicly picked another team over Denver.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 12:57 PM
John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.

You sound just like Donald Trump: We're going to have a beautiful QB. Such a QB! It will be yooj, this move we're planning. A yooj move. Blockbuster trade. Yooj.

Beef Supreme
03-11-2016, 12:57 PM
John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.

http://www.bigozine2.com/featuresAA/features13/Aimages/JQcalmpics/JQcalmpic2.jpg

TimBone
03-11-2016, 12:58 PM
John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.
lol...okay. Good QBs don't grown on trees, and the fact that you're mentioning Kap as a good qb tells me that you're in for a rude awakening.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 12:59 PM
John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Jim-Carrey-Thumbs-Up.gif

Fire Me Boy!
03-11-2016, 01:01 PM
Daaammmnn... some jabs at Manning and Osweiler.

http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-and-blogs/article-1/John-Elway-Team-turns-to-other-options-as-it-moves-on-from-Brock-Osweiler/58b164cd-679b-438f-ab13-027652a40586

The Broncos won Super Bowl 50 last season despite having the second-lowest team passing efficiency rating -- a combined 74.3 rating for the regular season and postseason, 13.5 points lower than the league average of 87.8. Only the then-St. Louis Rams had a worse collective quarterback rating.

Considering that the Broncos won it all with the struggles at quarterback, they like their chances of remaining a contender with even modest improvement under center. Among the various modes for roster-building, there appear to be areas where they can find it.

MMXcalibur
03-11-2016, 01:02 PM
LMFAO

This is gold.

I fully expect the Broncos to try and acquire another QB, but holy Christ....Mark Sanchez? Really?

Super Bowl champs to 3-13.

chief4life
03-11-2016, 01:03 PM
Huge win for any team in the AFC West not named Denver.
This times a billion get some rep! :clap:

Beef Supreme
03-11-2016, 01:03 PM
LMFAO

This is gold.

I fully expect the Broncos to try and acquire another QB, but holy Christ....Mark Sanchez? Really?

Super Bowl champs to 3-13.

That's their plan to acquire another QB.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 01:04 PM
LMFAO

This is gold.

I fully expect the Broncos to try and acquire another QB, but holy Christ....Mark Sanchez? Really?

Super Bowl champs to 3-13.

Not that I like Sanchez by any means, but if I asked you if you'd be willing to go 3-13 if it meant your team won the Super Bowl first you'd jump all over it.

The Franchise
03-11-2016, 01:06 PM
Not that I like Sanchez by any means, but if I asked you if you'd be willing to go 3-13 if it meant your team won the Super Bowl first you'd jump all over it.

I'd agree to go 0-16 if it meant we had a SB trophy.

Halfcan
03-11-2016, 01:06 PM
At least Sanchez will have our old O line to help protect him.

They never should have sent Brock to the bench.

Mile High Mania
03-11-2016, 01:07 PM
Sanchez ... didn't see that happening. Puke.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 01:07 PM
I'd agree to go 0-16 if it meant we had a SB trophy.

No shit. When we went back-to-back I didn't give a shit if they sucked for a decade after that.

DaFace
03-11-2016, 01:08 PM
Damn. Surely they're still looking for a true starter, but even as a backup I don't think I'd want Sanchez anywhere near my team.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 01:08 PM
Not that I like Sanchez by any means, but if I asked you if you'd be willing to go 3-13 if it meant your team won the Super Bowl first you'd jump all over it.
In a heartbeat.

ChiefsCountry
03-11-2016, 01:10 PM
Broncos dynasty now. We are fucked.

Bwana
03-11-2016, 01:10 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/3e/13/f83e13fc005394433a6a76a793f11042.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiw18iDq7nLAhUS2WMKHZzVChkQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F537335799261008658%2F&psig=AFQjCNEgxlEFWMqNpSJ_1_ANtxwLZOgVdA&ust=1457809847007137)

listopencil
03-11-2016, 01:11 PM
Broncos dynasty now. We are ****ed.

That's right. Fear the Butt Fumble, bitches.

ptlyon
03-11-2016, 01:13 PM
Fuck me
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12126338&postcount=5089

listopencil
03-11-2016, 01:14 PM
**** me
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=12126338&postcount=5089


Holy shit. I did not remember hearing about being able to trade those picks.

Red Dawg
03-11-2016, 01:14 PM
He won't start, get serious. Just a warm body on the roster backing up Fitz or Kap.

eDave
03-11-2016, 01:16 PM
Veteran leadership?

malachi47000
03-11-2016, 01:20 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25511599/heres-what-the-49ers-reportedly-want-from-the-broncos-in-a-kaepernick-trade


‏@MikeSilver
2) The 49ers likely want a second-round pick; Broncos may be willing to part with a third. The dance continues.
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"A third-round pick is a pretty high price to pay for someone that a lot of people in NFL circles are pretty confident the team that controls his rights is trying to get rid of. A second? That's even more wild.

The fact that they're even talking about things like this probably speaks even more to what the Broncos think of Robert Griffin III, Ryan Fitzpatrick and the other free agent options still on the board than it does to what they think of Kap. If they're willing to wade into the trade market for a QB rather than pick one up for just cash, what does it say about the guys that are out there for anyone to sign?"

Rain Man
03-11-2016, 01:21 PM
The question with Sanchez is whether the Jets were the problem or him. He only had a little more than one season with Philadelphia and was passable from a statistical standpoint (far better than John Elway's career stats, I'll note). So what was different with the Eagles where he was almost decent versus being terrible with the Jets?

Bewbies
03-11-2016, 01:23 PM
Most people think a 2nd rounder is too much for a QB the team wants to trade? We gave 2 #2's for a QB SF wanted to get rid of... LMAO

At least he's the better QB I guess...?

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 01:23 PM
Kaep has said he wants Cleveland, they will jump for someone who supports them

RGIII in in N.Y. talking to the Giants


Denver is going to end trading up in the draft, you know it's coming. They will move up into the top 15 and get somebody.

MahiMike
03-11-2016, 01:24 PM
Really thought they would go kaepernick

redfan
03-11-2016, 01:25 PM
Fan-fucking-tastic!!
:D

saphojunkie
03-11-2016, 01:27 PM
Mark Sanchez is to football what Entourage is to TV.

lawrenceRaider
03-11-2016, 01:28 PM
Nah, Denver has this guy coming in. Word is he can throw it over the mountain.https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1452129_1137109359655334_5843751987676157417_n.jpg?oh=7f7e7ecd42940010080821a0fda0306e&oe=5753DF8B

Fire Me Boy!
03-11-2016, 01:28 PM
Mark Sanchez is to football what Entourage is to TV.

You're going to get the Emmanuelle Chriqui fanbois up in arms.

srvy
03-11-2016, 01:30 PM
Holy shit. I did not remember hearing about being able to trade those picks.

League rebuilding the donkos go figure.

Tribal Warfare
03-11-2016, 01:35 PM
Paxton Lynch seems like a real possibility for the Chiefs now

Toby Waller
03-11-2016, 01:39 PM
Mark Sanchez is to football what Entourage is to TV.

And yet he remains in the league.
Going to different teams.
Proof you'll believe anything

DenverChief
03-11-2016, 01:41 PM
Kaep has said he wants Cleveland, they will jump for someone who supports them

RGIII in in N.Y. talking to the JETS


Denver is going to end trading up in the draft, you know it's coming. They will move up into the top 15 and get somebody.

FYP

ptlyon
03-11-2016, 01:45 PM
League rebuilding the donkos go figure.

"Holy shit Roger! All we could get was ****ing Sanchez! This ain't workin like we planned!"

"How does 3 comp picks for this year sound?"

"**** yeah!!!"

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 01:46 PM
FYP

my bad, i thought it was the Giants to backup Eli.

:shrug:

ThaVirus
03-11-2016, 01:47 PM
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez211.gif


Perfect response

DenverChief
03-11-2016, 01:48 PM
my bad, i thought it was the Giants to backup Eli.

:shrug:

NYJ are tired of waiting for Fitzpatrick to figure out what he wants to do.

frozenchief
03-11-2016, 01:50 PM
Elway is going to pick up Johnny Manziel and let those two fight it out over the first spot.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 01:51 PM
Elway is going to pick up Johnny Manziel and let those two fight it out over the first spot.

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

ptlyon
03-11-2016, 01:53 PM
CRIPPLE FIGHT!

Nah. Manziel would drink him under the table.

ChiTown
03-11-2016, 01:54 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.gif

ClevelandBronco
03-11-2016, 01:57 PM
Ah, what the hell. I was one of those guys that thought it was a mistake to pick up Peyton. So what do I know?

thabear04
03-11-2016, 02:14 PM
Sanchez a donkey this is great

Garcia Bronco
03-11-2016, 02:28 PM
You know it's bad for them when Kaepernick wants to go to Cleveland instead of Denver.

That says more about Collin Kapernick than anyone else. It means he doesn't want to work and he realized the donks aren't going to trade for or pay big money to an option read QB in the NFL.

Ming the Merciless
03-11-2016, 02:31 PM
wow a conditional 7th rounder. They might as well have legitimately traded him for a ham sandwich.

SMoked or honey basted with all the fixins

displacedinMN
03-11-2016, 02:41 PM
I didn't see this anywhere

But interesting that a former Chiefs coach sent Mark S to a competitor of the Chiefs.

HMMMMMMM.

jallmon
03-11-2016, 02:44 PM
You know it's bad for them when Kaepernick wants to go to Cleveland instead of Denver.

ROFL Now that is funny!

Clyde Frog
03-11-2016, 02:50 PM
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54378064.jpg

BigRichard
03-11-2016, 02:51 PM
Is everyone making fun of Denver for this the same ones who have repeatedly stated for the last 3 years Manning and Denver were done? Asking for a friend.

KTHANXBYE

suzzer99
03-11-2016, 02:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QBtPN4F.gif

gblowfish
03-11-2016, 02:52 PM
I was thinking Manziel should go to Denver too. They should get Johnny Football, bring Tebow back, and throw Dirty Sanchez in the mix and let them fight it out.

ModSocks
03-11-2016, 02:52 PM
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez211.gif

Still doesn't top Cassel's intercepted screen pass, followed by the hat fail.

Iconic
03-11-2016, 02:54 PM
Offense lived and died by Mannings pre-snap reads and they think they're a game manager away from another SB. Lmao okay.

Quesadilla Joe
03-11-2016, 02:57 PM
You know it's bad for them when Kaepernick wants to go to Cleveland instead of Denver.

All I heard is Kaep would like going to Cleveland because of Hugh Jackson. I didn't hear that he would prefer Cleveland over Denver.

Mike Silver actually said that Denver and Kaep's representatives are a lot closer on a potential restructured contract than Cleveland is, while Cleveland and the 49ers are a lot closer in trade compensation than Denver is.

staylor26
03-11-2016, 02:57 PM
Offense lived and died by Mannings pre-snap reads and they think they're a game manager away from another SB. Lmao okay.

But but but he sucked.

Garcia Bronco
03-11-2016, 02:58 PM
Offense lived and died by Mannings pre-snap reads and they think they're a game manager away from another SB. Lmao okay.

every QB is a game a manager so not really sure what you're trying to say there. And no...once Gase left...there were a couple of games where we tried to run a hybrid system but it didn't work. Ultimately we went to just GKs style of offense. Manning pre-snap reads have not really been in full force since last season.

wazu
03-11-2016, 02:58 PM
Still doesn't top Cassel's intercepted screen pass, followed by the hat fail.

As much as I'd like this to be true, I can't agree. The Butt Fumble has no equal.

ping2000
03-11-2016, 03:01 PM
Elway. Protecting his QB records by signing Sanchez. Get ready for butt fumbles at Mile High.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 03:08 PM
That says more about Collin Kapernick than anyone else. It means he doesn't want to work and he realized the donks aren't going to trade for or pay big money to an option read QB in the NFL.

It's possible that he doesn't want to live and work in the same city as his birth mother.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 03:11 PM
Elway. Protecting his QB records by signing Sanchez. Get ready for butt fumbles at Mile High.

I'm hoping he's the back up. Still:

https://twitter.com/SayreBedinger/status/708383544129638400
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Strongside
03-11-2016, 03:13 PM
What, do you think we brought him to Denver to start?

At this point, if the season were to start today, he'd be the starter. Will they go get someone else? Sure. But there's only a scrap heap pile of shit out there, so to say that he absolutely, 100% will never start a game is maybe the most idiotic thing you've ever said...and you say dumb shit on a daily basis.

Garcia Bronco
03-11-2016, 03:15 PM
It's possible that he doesn't want to live and work in the same city as his birth mother.

Sure...another sign of weak constitution. HE can't even...or isn't ready to forgive his mother....even though she probably did him a favor by giving him up. I mean he is a millionaire playing a kids game for a king's ransom.

ModSocks
03-11-2016, 03:18 PM
As much as I'd like this to be true, I can't agree. The Butt Fumble has no equal.

We should make a poll about it.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 03:38 PM
That says more about Collin Kapernick than anyone else. It means he doesn't want to work and he realized the donks aren't going to trade for or pay big money to an option read QB in the NFL.
Except they were trying to trade for him.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 03:41 PM
We should make a poll about it.
Ohh, that's a good idea actually.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2016, 03:42 PM
I'm hoping he's the back up. Still:

https://twitter.com/SayreBedinger/status/708383544129638400


Sanchez screams 'we are drafting a QB'

listopencil
03-11-2016, 03:43 PM
Except they were trying to trade for him.

A contract restructure is part of the trade terms.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 03:43 PM
We should make a poll about it.

Ohh, that's a good idea actually.
BUT, to amp it up a little bit, you'd need to add in a few other really bone headed QB plays in there.

Or maybe just bone headed plays in general. Try to see which play is voted the most bone headed out of them all.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 03:44 PM
Sanchez screams 'we are drafting a QB'

Could be. I expect them to get another QB before the season starts, they still only have two.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 03:45 PM
A contract restructure is part of the trade terms.
Yeah, but that dumb dumb said they wouldn't trade for him.

ModSocks
03-11-2016, 03:45 PM
BUT, to amp it up a little bit, you'd need to add in a few other really bone headed QB plays in there.

Or maybe just bone headed plays in general. Try to see which play is voted the most bone headed out of them all.

Do it. Make it happen. Will be good for some laughs.

listopencil
03-11-2016, 03:47 PM
Yeah, but that dumb dumb said they wouldn't trade for him.

It was weirdly worded. I took it to mean that Kap realized that DEN wasn't going to pay him big money. Which is still an odd thing to say because both sides have already talked about changing his contract.

TimBone
03-11-2016, 03:47 PM
Do it. Make it happen. Will be good for some laughs.
Perhaps we can do a small tourney after free agency and the draft, during those slow summer months.

Randallflagg
03-11-2016, 06:45 PM
Never ceases to amaze me. Dungver fans believe that Elway is the second coming. Mark Sanchez? Surely to God he can't be the starter? Damn good thing Cassell already signed....

philfree
03-11-2016, 06:49 PM
They're going to turn around and trade him to the 9ers in a deal for Kapernick.

Easy 6
03-11-2016, 06:50 PM
Dinver gonna be in a world of hurt this year

Kaep would rather play for the Browns, or maybe the NYJ

Griffin is looking like a pretty sure bet to run Kellys O in frisco

They're gonna have to begin ALL over, letting Sanchez start while they groom a rookie

Excellent:old:

listopencil
03-11-2016, 06:59 PM
Well. I, for one, welcome Mister Chilidog Buttfumble to the #2 QB spot on the Denver Broncos.

KCTitus
03-11-2016, 07:11 PM
I wished RGIII on Denver, but this is even better...

temper11
03-11-2016, 07:17 PM
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez211.gif

Every time I see this, year after year, I laugh. Every time. I don't understand what the hell happened here. Was he running with his eyes closed?

Easy 6
03-11-2016, 07:26 PM
I'm really pretty shocked that Kelly didnt go all in for Kaep, seems like he would be perfect to run that option offense... not only can he run it, but he has the build to hold up after big hits

I dont think the guy really knows what he's doing or what he actually wants

Made his name running that ultra fast paced option offense, then goes all in for a statue like Bradford?

Now maybe its RGIII, but that guy will snap like a twig after 2-3 games running around

Kelly doesnt know what he's doing

TEX
03-11-2016, 07:27 PM
I'm really pretty shocked that Kelly didnt go all in for Kaep, seems like he would be perfect to run that option offense... not only can he run it, but he has the build to hold up after big hits

I dont think the guy really knows what he's doing or what he actually wants

Made his name running that ultra fast paced option offense, then goes all in for a statue like Bradford?

Now maybe its RGIII, but that guy will snap like a twig after 2-3 games running around

Kelly doesnt know what he's doing

Just another "Works in College - NOT in the Pros" coach.

Easy 6
03-11-2016, 07:32 PM
Just another "Works in College - NOT in the Pros" coach.

Sure looks like it

R8RFAN
03-11-2016, 07:49 PM
http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Jim-Carrey-Thumbs-Up.gif

Weren't you the guy willing to give Sanchez a BJ a couple years back?

SAUTO
03-11-2016, 08:19 PM
Compensatory picks can be traded starting in 2017 dumb fuck. Go kill yourself after you kill your family.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000592818/article/compensatory-picks-to-be-tradable-beginning-in-2017

Holy shit. I did not remember hearing about being able to trade those picks.

ROFL

SAUTO
03-11-2016, 08:20 PM
Weren't you the guy willing to give Sanchez a BJ a couple years back?

That was in response to a post that had nothing to do with sanchez

Saccopoo
03-11-2016, 08:26 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/ffef50562bbe421f7ae711f7b6381037/tumblr_inline_nx3tsl0JHn1sa3fcx_500.gif

listopencil
03-11-2016, 08:34 PM
ROFL

Well that would explain why I didn't hear about trading them, wouldn't it?

vailpass
03-11-2016, 08:37 PM
Elway is GM and de facto owner. Kubiak is HC. Denver will settle for Sanchez as QB1. Got it.

Easy 6
03-11-2016, 08:43 PM
Elway is GM and de facto owner. Kubiak is HC. Denver will settle for Sanchez as QB1. Got it.

The options look slim at this point

Its either trade way up in the draft and get a rookie to groom

Or horseface goes down to New Orleans and puts a gun to someones head for Brees

Rasputin
03-11-2016, 08:49 PM
John Elway is going to get a good QB in Denver. Whether it's Kaep, RG3, or a 1st round pick, Elway will be very proactive about getting a QB. Elway wouldn't have let Brock just walk away without having a better option in mind. Elway is not desperate, he knows what he's doing.

Can the mods change Knomo2724 to Baghdad Bob2724?

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/baghdad%20bob" target="_blank"><img src="http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww312/mlsnyder001/bagdad_bob_large.gif" border="0" alt="baghdad bob photo: bagdad_bob_large.gif"/></a>

vailpass
03-11-2016, 08:50 PM
The options look slim at this point

Its either trade way up in the draft and get a rookie to groom

Or horseface goes down to New Orleans and puts a gun to someones head for Brees

Forgive me for not being clear. You'reright. Denvers best option may be to put a patch on this year though I doubt that patch is Sanchez. Same time I believe they are actively examining best options and will move if possible. My point was they will be highly proactive in securing a strong qb sooner rather than later. They arent good at everything but they know QB1.

Easy 6
03-11-2016, 09:09 PM
Forgive me for not being clear. You'reright. Denvers best option may be to put a patch on this year though I doubt that patch is Sanchez. Same time I believe they are actively examining best options and will move if possible. My point was they will be highly proactive in securing a strong qb sooner rather than later. They arent good at everything but they know QB1.

I totally agree, elway isnt gonna put up with a Sanchez type for long... his pride wont allow it

But for now, your punishment shall be great suffering and woe :D

srvy
03-11-2016, 09:26 PM
Forgive me for not being clear. You'reright. Denvers best option may be to put a patch on this year though I doubt that patch is Sanchez. Same time I believe they are actively examining best options and will move if possible. My point was they will be highly proactive in securing a strong qb sooner rather than later. They arent good at everything but they know QB1.

Plummer, Griese, Cutler and Tebow. Who am I missing oh ya Asswiper.

Saccopoo
03-11-2016, 09:38 PM
Is anyone else excited to see these basement dwelling trolls to return to their proper place in the division that they held pre-Elway? (Which wouldn't have happened if that horse faced fuck didn't cry like a little bitch during his draft.)

Fuck you Donkeys.

Enjoy finishing fourth behind the Chargers.

http://media0.giphy.com/media/qVgujPvGCVZyU/giphy.gif

listopencil
03-11-2016, 09:43 PM
Is anyone else excited to see these basement dwelling trolls to return to their proper place in the division that they held pre-Elway? (Which wouldn't have happened if that horse faced **** didn't cry like a little bitch during his draft.)

**** you Donkeys.

Enjoy finishing fourth behind the Chargers.

http://media0.giphy.com/media/qVgujPvGCVZyU/giphy.gif

Blah, blah blah, blah...


http://cdn.patch.com/users/1372433/2016/02/T800x600/20160256b8173f2fdaf.jpg

srvy
03-11-2016, 10:05 PM
Forgot a couple Tommy Maddox and Kyle Orton yes donks know 1QB.

TEX
03-11-2016, 10:07 PM
Plummer, Griese, Cutler and Tebow. Who am I missing oh ya Asswiper.

And Mister Brister...

SAUTO
03-11-2016, 10:08 PM
Plummer, Griese, Cutler and Tebow. Who am I missing oh ya Asswiper.

I think he's talking mainly under elway

SAUTO
03-11-2016, 10:09 PM
And Mister Brister...

Again he's talking about the elway, kubiak regime

BigChiefFan
03-11-2016, 10:13 PM
The Brincos probably traded for Sanchez to package him in a trade for Kaepernick.

Tribal Warfare
03-11-2016, 10:14 PM
Just another "Works in College - NOT in the Pros" coach.

Well no shit you can recruit the best athletes possible, and if one gets injured the drop off is minimal, but in the pros where the athletes are on par at an elite level if one gets injured then you're fucked up the cornhole especially with Chip's "revolutionary" fastbreak offense .

srvy
03-11-2016, 10:17 PM
I think he's talking mainly under elway

Yeah but its still fun to point out how badly they sucked at finding a QB till lucking into Elway. Nothing against Listo he is one of the good donkey fans.

Speaking of Orton I would roust him out of a bar somewhere blow the dust of him and fly with him over Nasty Chez.:D

Dylan
03-11-2016, 10:32 PM
Kaep has said he wants Cleveland, they will jump for someone who supports them

RGIII in in N.Y. talking to the Giants


Denver is going to end trading up in the draft, you know it's coming. They will move up into the top 15 and get somebody.

The Jets, Laz, not the Giants :D

The Jets could play Geno and Robert in the same backfield, this way defenses would not know which QB will be throwing the INT.

Chief Roundup
03-11-2016, 10:42 PM
Very interesting signing by the Donkos.
Not sure that they can really do any better overall including starting a 1st round QB, we shall see there are still a couple of irons in the fire, although the fire looks more like coals at this point.
If Sanchez was to have any luck early it will mean more tolerating those Sanchez lovers coming back with all the now look, see we said blah blah blah. We all know that those few would be right back defending their previous position. It would also spawn this see it is about the place not the player arguments.
Geez this could be a bad signing for CP too.

stevieray
03-11-2016, 10:42 PM
Our back up made him expendable in Philly??

Rain Man
03-11-2016, 10:45 PM
Our back up made him expendable in Philly??

ROFL
Wow, you're right.

Eleazar
03-11-2016, 11:20 PM
He's a journeyman/backup type player, so it makes sense.

KChiefsQT
03-11-2016, 11:37 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!!

Quesadilla Joe
03-11-2016, 11:43 PM
Is anyone else excited to see these basement dwelling trolls to return to their proper place in the division that they held pre-Elway? (Which wouldn't have happened if that horse faced **** didn't cry like a little bitch during his draft.)

**** you Donkeys.

Enjoy finishing fourth behind the Chargers.

http://media0.giphy.com/media/qVgujPvGCVZyU/giphy.gif

http://i68.tinypic.com/2ed6y6u.jpg

New World Order
03-12-2016, 12:01 AM
Knowmo you were basking in the glory of Brocklesberger and now you are stuck with a huge pile of dog shit.

You can't feel too good

Bowser
03-12-2016, 12:38 AM
Broncos Acquire Mark Sanchez From Eagles
March 11th, 2016 at 12:29pm CST by Luke Adams
The Broncos have begun to address their hole at quarterback, according to Mike Klis of 9NEWS, who reports (via Twitter) that Denver is acquiring Mark Sanchez from the Eagles. Philadelphia will get a conditional draft pick in exchange for the veteran signal-caller, per Klis. The pick is a 2017 selection, tweets Ian Rapoport of NFL.com.

http://i.imgur.com/tOOc3BX.gif

Toby Waller
03-12-2016, 12:40 AM
What?

Mile High Mania
03-12-2016, 12:52 AM
The Brincos probably traded for Sanchez to package him in a trade for Kaepernick.

You never know, it's moves and counter moves. It's silly to think he's anything other than bench fodder and a body at this point. You don't trade a conditional 2017 pick in 2016 for a guy that you really think is your starter. You're picking up depth and camp competition or trade bait, as you mentioned.

TimeForWasp
03-12-2016, 01:14 AM
This is going to get ugly.


How many CPers are going to be rooting for the Chiefs BUT also be rooting for Sanchez?


LMAO

You are one retarted mother fucker

Mile High Mania
03-12-2016, 01:16 AM
You are one retarted mother ****er

Retarted, eh?

New World Order
03-12-2016, 01:44 AM
Retarted, eh?


LMAO

chiefzilla1501
03-12-2016, 11:31 AM
Well, he was pretty good the first few years of his career when he wasn't asked to do much. Denver might be good enough on D and in the running game to do that. But I'm pretty happy this is what Denver had to settle on.

Mile High Mania
03-12-2016, 11:37 AM
Well, he was pretty good the first few years of his career when he wasn't asked to do much. Denver might be good enough on D and in the running game to do that. But I'm pretty happy this is what Denver had to settle on.

If you think this is what they plan to roll with... I feel bad for ya. Sanchez is a body at this point, nothing more and nothing less. He has backup value.

Hoopsdoc
03-12-2016, 11:46 AM
Nah, Denver has this guy coming in. Word is he can throw it over the mountain.https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1452129_1137109359655334_5843751987676157417_n.jpg?oh=7f7e7ecd42940010080821a0fda0306e&oe=5753DF8B

Rep. LMAO

ChiefsCountry
03-12-2016, 12:01 PM
If you think this is what they plan to roll with... I feel bad for ya. Sanchez is a body at this point, nothing more and nothing less. He has backup value.

CP laughing at Denver doing this and knowing our luck and Denver's luck, Sanchez will turn out to be a superstar. Just how shit normally goes around here.

vailpass
03-12-2016, 01:35 PM
Retarted, eh?

Genious :D

listopencil
03-12-2016, 02:03 PM
CP laughing at Denver doing this and knowing our luck and Denver's luck, Sanchez will turn out to be a superstar. Just how shit normally goes around here.

They are just trying to get back at us for sticking them with Tebow.

TEX
03-12-2016, 04:12 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Broncos traded for former Eagles and Jets QB Mark Sanchez, as <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeKlis">@MikeKlis</a> reported. Broncos gave Eagles a conditional 7th round pick in 2017.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/708360352367415296">March 11, 2016</a></blockquote>
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We only had one QB on the roster, Sanchez will never start a game for the Broncos.

LMAO Don't hold your breadth...Well, maybe you should - for about 10 mins. :)

SAUTO
03-12-2016, 06:11 PM
LMAO Don't hold your breadth...Well, maybe you should - for about 10 mins. :)

Only you...

vailpass
03-12-2016, 06:55 PM
Only you...

Just roll width it...

TimBone
03-12-2016, 07:08 PM
Just roll width it...
LMAO

SAUTO
03-12-2016, 07:16 PM
Just roll width it...

ROFL