Hottest Female Celebrity - Round 3 - Heat 7

[TimBone]

Round Three!

The head to head round was a lot of fun. It made for some heated battles and sparked a lot of good discussion. However, it’s time to ramp things up this round. Each heat will contain a three way battle, and only one girl will win each heat. We’re getting to the point where there are no gimme heats anymore.

Should be fun!

On to the girls!

Please vote for the girl that you believe is hottest.


Shakira (https://www.google.com/search?q=shakira&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjI1cadyrnLAhXDwYMKHZZ0DCwQ_AUIBigB)

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/listopencil/Shakira.jpg (http://s121.photobucket.com/user/listopencil/media/Shakira.jpg.html)



Cindy Crawford (https://www.google.com/search?q=cindy+crawford&biw=1366&bih=623&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwir4cPJy7nLAhVB1R4KHSBJA-cQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Cindy%20Crawford_1.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Cindy%20Crawford_1.jpg.html)

Kate Upton (https://www.google.com/search?q=kate+upton&biw=1366&bih=623&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiazq3g1rnLAhUBU2MKHYXiBDoQ_AUIBigB)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/Kate%20Upton_1.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/Kate%20Upton_1.jpg.html)

[Amnorix]

Wow, pretty terrible picture of Shakira. Not that I've decided who I am voting for yet, but that pic seems to do her no favors.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Cindy Crawford
Shakira
Phoebe Cates
Judge Reinhold
John Goodman
Sandra Bernhard
Kate Upton

[ModSocks]

Voted Shakira. Though none of these really excite me. Clearly a set up for Upton to win.

[Tribal Warfare]

No fucking brainer

Cindy Crawford

[ModSocks]

Clearly a set up for Upton to win.

Wow, pretty terrible picture of Shakira. Not that I've decided who I am voting for yet, but that pic seems to do her no favors.

One girl gets a black and white....the other a topless bathing suit photo...and Shakira gets a frizzy haired close up shot with no makeup so we can see up her nose.

[Amnorix]

One girl gets a black and white....the other a topless bathing suit photo...and Shakira gets a frizzy haired close up shot with no makeup so we can see up her nose.


:LOL:

Well, it was the person who originally suggested them that picked the picture, so it's on them. :shrug:

I went Cindy. At her height she was pretty damn hot. That mole is a bit distracting, but still...

[Buehler445]

I'll wait for the lobby crowd. Tough heat. The lobbying for Shakira in the first round was compelling.

[eDave]

One girl gets a black and white....the other a topless bathing suit photo...and Shakira gets a frizzy haired close up shot with no makeup so we can see up her nose.

BFD. There's links to all the pics you want. TB worked hard on those links.

[TimBone]

:LOL:

Well, it was the person who originally suggested them that picked the picture, so it's on them. :shrug:

I went Cindy. At her height she was pretty damn hot. That mole is a bit distracting, but still...
This. To an extent. Anybody who originally nominated a girl that's still in it, and at least took the time to submit a pic the first time around was approached and asked for a new pic. For the most part, I received new pics. With girls who weren't nominated, those that were nominated but never had a single pic submission, or those whose nominating person didn't respond with a second pic, I have been choosing their pictures.

I'm not going to out each nominating person, because I'd hate for personal vendettas to affect the voting, but the Shakira pic was submitted.

[TimBone]

I did pick the Crawford and Upton pics, though. That was fun.

[ModSocks]

Still trying to figure out what's gleaming in Shakira's eyes. Doesn't look like a penis though, so that's disappointing.

[ModSocks]

BFD. There's links to all the pics you want. TB worked hard on those links.

IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!

[Amnorix]

Did I mention Cindy Crawford was pretty ridiculously hot in her prime?

http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/K7n5.jpg

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/cindy-crawford-333.jpg

https://www.historyforsale.com/productimages/jpeg/276097.jpg

http://www.urbasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Cindy-Crawford-hand-bra.jpg

[Amnorix]

She's crazy hot, but I never noticed until now her facial expression, which seems to be identical in all of her pictures. I suppose it is meant to be sexy, but pretty much comes off as empty-headed. :LOL:

[scho63]

Cindy Crawford is one of the most beautiful women of my lifetime and certainly hot, even now!

I would be curious to see how hot Kate Upton could be if she lost some of the baby fat and spent a little time getting toned. That would be a site to see!

Shakira is very sexy and hot but she drew Cindy and well, that's that.

[Rain Man]

Okay, someone has to stand up and say that they voted for Kate Upton, so I'll lead the way.

#1 - Upton. She's cute and friendly and I like her persona. Combine that with some notable jiggling and that's hot to me. The funny thing is that I'm in no way compelled to vote for her, but it seems like she keeps showing up in heats where her competitors are far less compelling.

#2 - Crawford. She's a supermodel. I get that. But there's nothing really distinctive about her except the mole, and I don't find the mole to be an asset.

#3 - Shakira. Going by one name isn't hot. It bugs me. It's going to be hard to get me to vote for someone who goes by one name, unless they're from some country where everyone does it. Plus, I think she makes poor hairstyle choices.

[rico]

Holy shit, what a tough poll.

This is the first one where every contestant makes me all shwing-happy.

I voted for Shakira...I love the way she moves dat ass.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Okay, someone has to stand up and say that they voted for Kate Upton, so I'll lead the way.



#1 - Upton. She's cute and friendly and I like her persona. Combine that with some notable jiggling and that's hot to me. The funny thing is that I'm in no way compelled to vote for her, but it seems like she keeps showing up in heats where her competitors are far less compelling.



#2 - Crawford. She's a supermodel. I get that. But there's nothing really distinctive about her except the mole, and I don't find the mole to be an asset.



#3 - Shakira. Going by one name isn't hot. It bugs me. It's going to be hard to get me to vote for someone who goes by one name, unless they're from some country where everyone does it. Plus, I think she makes poor hairstyle choices.


That pic of Shakira is terrible.

[Indian Chief]

Okay people. Enough messing around.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shakira6.jpg

http://4everstatic.com/obrazki/674xX/ludzie/muzycy/shakira,-usmiech,-zlote-majtki-193006.jpg

http://mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/style/2014/01/shakira-rihanna-6.jpg

[listopencil]

That pic of Shakira is terrible.

There are plenty of other pics. The gifs do her more justice though:

http://img.pandawhale.com/49190-shakira-pole-dance-split-hot-l-OWnL.gif

[listopencil]

http://img.pandawhale.com/49190-Shakira-gif-6dmY.gif

[listopencil]

She is quite flexible...


http://gifpins.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Shakira-showing-her-flexibility.gif

[Kman34]

Haven't voted yet...still investigating..... this Shakira girl is interesting...

https://media.giphy.com/media/uEo4KaH6Qx4Mo/giphy.gif

[listopencil]

She is quite flexible...


http://gifpins.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Shakira-showing-her-flexibility.gif

Hmmm. That one isn't showing up.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/listopencil/Shakira-showing-her-flexibility.gif

[ModSocks]

Crawford with the lead, but Shakira is quickly making up ground. I fully expect some mults to log in and start spamming some Upton votes.

[listopencil]

She can certainly move...

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/01/shakira_moving_those_hips-25751.gif

[listopencil]

Crawford with the lead, but Shakira is quickly making up ground. I fully expect some mults to log in and start spamming some Upton votes.

That's too bad because Shakira is obviously the hottest one in this heat.

[Kman34]

https://media.giphy.com/media/MN9yBvELZW4q4/giphy.gif

[ModSocks]

That's too bad because Shakira is obviously the hottest one in this heat.

It's close and not over yet, but if we see Upton catapult from 3rd to 1st....the fix is in.

[listopencil]

There are some great pics of Shakira out there:

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hot-shakira-pictures-damn.jpg

[srvy]

This. To an extent. Anybody who originally nominated a girl that's still in it, and at least took the time to submit a pic the first time around was approached and asked for a new pic. For the most part, I received new pics. With girls who weren't nominated, those that were nominated but never had a single pic submission, or those whose nominating person didn't respond with a second pic, I have been choosing their pictures.

I'm not going to out each nominating person, because I'd hate for personal vendettas to affect the voting, but the Shakira pic was submitted.

I nominated Cindy Crawford nobody asked me for nothing:eek:

[listopencil]

Shakira and Rihanna. Hmmmm...

http://www.glol.pl/pictures/69/picture_6913.gif

[TimBone]

I nominated Cindy Crawford nobody asked me for nothing:eek:
No you didn't, old man.

[Fire Me Boy!]

It's close and not over yet, but if we see Upton catapult from 3rd to 1st....the fix is in.


Don't worry. Tim will get her into the wildcard, and miraculously, she'll be in Round 4, despite having been bested head to head and in this format.

[listopencil]

Another of them. Looks like they're having fun...

http://ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/rihanna-shakira-2.gif?w=600&h=341

[Fire Me Boy!]

She can certainly move...

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/01/shakira_moving_those_hips-25751.gif


Those hips don't lie.

[Kman34]

Yes there are...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fMbON8cOzKw/T7kpVGg_CJI/AAAAAAAADdc/XdcbjMJBFhc/s640/160933386654509799_oxRfHP2B_f.jpg

[srvy]

I don't get the nit picking on the mole. It used to be called a beauty mark and the most recognizable womans face in history Marilyn Monroe had one. I think she did pretty well with it.

If you put all these gals present day age and dressed them and did there fashion and hair as they do today I honestly think Cindy would hold up well and maybe smoke the field.

[TimBone]

Don't worry. Tim will get her into the wildcard, and miraculously, she'll be in Round 4, despite having been bested head to head and in this format.
It's them tittays.

[LoneWolf]

Here's how I rank them:

1. Shakira
http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/SHAK1.jpg

2. Crawford
http://media4.popsugar-assets.com/files/upl1/0/3987/20_2008/SI.SpEd-Knockouts.010.CindyCrawford.1988_0/i/Fab-Face-Cindy-Crawford.jpg

3. Upton
https://joessmith.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pig-in-slop.jpg

[srvy]

No you didn't, old man.

Oh then I missed her in the regular field. I posted her in the Girls that may have been missed. If she was on before then I missed her.

[listopencil]

Looks like her doing She Wolf on SNL:

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/cookletaappreciation/shakira-3.gif

[listopencil]

I don't get the nit picking on the mole. It used to be called a beauty mark and the most recognizable womans face in history Marilyn Monroe had one. I think she did pretty well with it.

If you put all these gals present day age and dressed them and did there fashion and hair as they do today I honestly think Cindy would hold up well and maybe smoke the field.


The mole weirds me out a bit. I don't know, I look at her face and I can't help staring at that thing. It's very distracting.

[listopencil]

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/beautiful-shakira.jpg

[listopencil]

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hot-shakira.jpg

[listopencil]

A very young Shakira:

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/young-shakira.jpg

[listopencil]

Less natural, more makeup:

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/face.jpg

[listopencil]

The rare and elusive cleavage shot:

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/shakira-boobs.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

Dear Lord that picture of Kate upton could win just by itself

[Easy 6]

Cindy and a box of Moon Pies

[TimBone]

Oh then I missed her in the regular field. I posted her in the Girls that may have been missed. If she was on before then I missed her.
She got thrown into the non-nominated wildcard because she was mentioned by 8 or 9 people after round one started.

[srvy]

She got thrown into the non-nominated wildcard because she was mentioned by 8 or 9 people after round one started.

Got ya didn't didn't see those nor was it a big deal. But it was an opportunity I thought to bust your balls that I just couldn't miss.:D

[TimBone]

Got ya didn't didn't see those nor was it a big deal. But it was an opportunity I thought to bust your balls that I just couldn't miss.:D
lol...I was just thinking that I enjoy giving you a hard time more than any other poster in this board. I have no idea why, though.

[Rain Man]

Again, I have no plans to ride Kate to the finals, but I'm not seeing anything so far that can beat this in terms of sexiness (child-oriented theme aside):

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FMVYJzjNghg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[seclark]

didn't even need to look at the pics... Shakira.
ain't reading comments...don't care. Shakira
sec

[TimBone]

didn't even need to look at the pics... Shakira.
ain't reading comments...don't care. Shakira
sec
I do admire the level of your conviction.

Edit: But you're wrong.

[LoneWolf]

Again, I have no plans to ride Kate to the finals, but I'm not seeing anything so far that can beat this in terms of sexiness (child-oriented theme aside):

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FMVYJzjNghg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You must not be a fan of round asses, nice hips, and hairless faces on women. It's OK, the Caitlyn Jenners of the world need love too.

[MTG#10]

Upton shouldn't even be in this still. Shakira is by far the best of these three choices.

[listopencil]

didn't even need to look at the pics... Shakira.
ain't reading comments...don't care. Shakira
sec

^

[eDave]

Hmmm. That one isn't showing up.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o236/listopencil/Shakira-showing-her-flexibility.gif

There's a CPer who I am sure can do that.

[Rain Man]

Upton shouldn't even be in this still. Shakira is by far the best of these three choices.

She only got upended last round by an obvious Anna Kendrick scandal, and she had to claw her way back into the tournament against very stiff wildcard competition. I like Kate; she's a fighter. A busty, adorable fighter.

[jd1020]

Between Shakira and Upton for me. Do I prefer to play with an ass or big ass titties?

I keep coming back to this

http://dailygarlic.com/userImages/kate-upton-having-fun-gif-72666.gif

Upton for me.

[LoneWolf]

Uptown is s one trick pony. Tits, that's it. She has no ass, no hips, a poochy stomach, fat back, and her face is below average.

Cindy and Shakira are the total package. Beautiful faces, nice asses, curvy hips, toned bodies, and enough tits to be fun to play with.

[jd1020]

Uptown is s one trick pony. Tits, that's it. She has no ass, no hips, a poochy stomach, fat back, and her face is below average.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pKjCanq3-OA/T9A0w-ReAuI/AAAAAAAACdc/cz-x9-aMSnA/s1600/kate-upton-i-ruyada-gormek_265620.jpg

That ass looks good from where I'm sitting.

http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/78914/kate-upton-png.png?w=650

Look out for that poochy stomach.

[LoneWolf]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pKjCanq3-OA/T9A0w-ReAuI/AAAAAAAACdc/cz-x9-aMSnA/s1600/kate-upton-i-ruyada-gormek_265620.jpg

That ass looks good from where I'm sitting.

http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/78914/kate-upton-png.png?w=650

Look out for that poochy stomach.

Those pictures aren't helping your case. No ass in the first one and soft stomach in the second. She's definitely pushing maximum density in the second one. You can see the fat girl inside yearning to be free.

[007]

damnit I wish someone would end this no talent other than tits upton.

[listopencil]

It's close and not over yet, but if we see Upton catapult from 3rd to 1st....the fix is in.


^

[LoneWolf]

TimBone has 30 mult accounts. I'm sure of it.

[jd1020]

damnit I wish someone would end this no talent other than tits upton.

Lets be honest here, the only one of these 3 that made a living off of talent is Shakira.

[Tribal Warfare]

Are you shitting me, Cindy is fucking in 3rd place. A bunch of short term memory fags here

[listopencil]

Are you shitting me, Cindy is ****ing in 3rd place. A bunch of short term memory pillowbiters here


She's losing to this:

http://i.imgur.com/ttTmxug.jpg

[Chief Pote]

She's losing to this:

http://i.imgur.com/ttTmxug.jpg

:facepalm::Lin:

Why...why...why?

You ****ers better start voting for Cindy...she's a legend. She must LIVE.

I don't want to make this personal but, our comforter on our bed is made by Cindy Crawford. :harumph:

[RollChiefsRoll]

I can't believe you dumb motherfuckers are about to let Kate Upton beat Cindy Crawford.

[LoneWolf]

She's losing to this:

http://i.imgur.com/ttTmxug.jpg

Looks like Colt 45 just found their new spokesperson.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/9/8/989913.1143480809155.billydee.jpg

[Chief Pote]

You guys gotta start evaluating the entire package and not just her tits.

[TimBone]

TimBone has 30 mult accounts. I'm sure of it.
Hahahahaha...why have I been annointed as the Upton representative? I like her, yeah, but so do a lot of other folks.

[Chief Pote]

For you guys that voted for upton over Crawford....stop by the store this weekend. http://www.lenscrafters.com/

[TimBone]

Also, what's wrong with a little bit of moustache?

[listopencil]

I can't believe you dumb mother****ers are about to let Kate Upton beat Cindy Crawford.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xi_PZiSwXF8?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[eDave]

For you guys that voted for upton over Crawford....stop by the store this weekend. http://www.lenscrafters.com/

Pffft. Three crazy hot women. To each their own I say.

#Cindy2016

[LoneWolf]

Also, what's wrong with a little bit of moustache?

"It works every time"

[Rasputin]

Still trying to figure out what's gleaming in Shakira's eyes. Doesn't look like a penis though, so that's disappointing.


Is that the gleam Mary Schottenheimer spoke of?

[listopencil]

Is that the gleam Mary Schottenheimer spoke of?

It's not ice cream or hair remover, so it's probably not Kate Upton.

[listopencil]

Here you go, guys. Since you love Kate Upton I found a gif of her for you. Enjoy:

http://i.imgur.com/6mVPbbY.gif

[Kman34]

Still gathering info.......this could take awhile...

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12100000/Cindy-Crawford-hot-women-12191365-310-500.jpg

[eDave]

Still gathering info.......this could take awhile...

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12100000/Cindy-Crawford-hot-women-12191365-310-500.jpg

I remember that one. I remember it fondly.

[Kman34]

I remember that one. I remember it fondly.


http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/global%20celebrities(f)/cindy%20crawford/cindy%20crawford33d.jpg

[Saccopoo]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AAfOBSW-YFs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[007]

To have shakira or Cindy lose to that no talent POS tit model is an absolute travesty. I guarandamntee you she loses to either one in a head to had match up. This format sucks.

[Coochie liquor]

Upton tops I mean hands down.

[Kman34]

My investigation of these hotties has turned up some interesting facts about Miss Upton......

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UxjTZMTguPE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Saccopoo]

My investigation of these hotties has turned up some interesting facts about Miss Upton......

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UxjTZMTguPE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Don't care to click on click bait, but your pic alone has convinced me to vote for the beautiful Miss Upton.

[Easy 6]

Best heat of the entire series from a sporting state of mind, a real back and forth battle, lead changes galore between Shakira and Upton, with Cindy clinging to a slight lead all the way

As long as Cindy wins I will have been entertained

[TimBone]

Best heat of the entire series from a sporting state of mind, a real back and forth battle, lead changes galore between Shakira and Upton, with Cindy clinging to a slight lead all the way

As long as Cindy wins I will have been entertained
I figured this would be a close heat.

[TimBone]

Best heat of the entire series from a sporting state of mind, a real back and forth battle, lead changes galore between Shakira and Upton, with Cindy clinging to a slight lead all the way

As long as Cindy wins I will have been entertained

And now Upton has the overall lead!

[LoneWolf]

And now Upton has the overall lead!

Every time you post, Upton gains the lead. :hmmm: I call shenanigans. In no way, shape, or form should the ditch pig be leading this poll.

[Buehler445]

Went Shakira. All 3 are hotter than a chimney fire.

[TimBone]

Every time you post, Upton gains the lead. :hmmm: I call shenanigans. In no way, shape, or form should the ditch pig be leading this poll.
I was the vote that put her ahead just now. I hadn't voted yet. :)

[Saccopoo]

Every time you post, Upton gains the lead. :hmmm: I call shenanigans. In no way, shape, or form should the ditch pig be leading this poll.

Other than the fact that she's sexy as hell?

<iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/41393068" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe>
<p><a href="https://vimeo.com/41393068">Kate Upton- Cat Daddy</a> from <a href="https://vimeo.com/terryrichardson">Terry Richardson</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

[LoneWolf]

Other than the fact that she's sexy as hell?


Hey, if you like fat chicks with porn staches, who am I to tell you how to live.

[Saccopoo]

Hey, if you like fat chicks with porn staches, who am I to tell you how to live.

Tell your Mom I said hi *wink*.

[eDave]

I've never fapped to Kate Upton.

[Bowser]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/z3asvL8LfKE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[LoneWolf]

Tell your Mom I said hi *wink*.

Brain cancer can't take you quick enough. And when it does, you can say hi to my mother yourself.

[Saccopoo]

Brain cancer can't take you quick enough. And when it does, you can say hi to my mother yourself.

Tender. First class stuff right there.

[Tribal Warfare]

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/culture/2010/galleries/getting-naked-on-the-cover-of-rolling-stone/cindy-crawford-84809/0672_0673_crawford_ritts.jpg

[Tribal Warfare]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/B02DGmkqDDU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[eDave]

Brain cancer can't take you quick enough. And when it does, you can say hi to my mother yourself.

WTF?

[srvy]

WTF?

Don't know if serious. If he was it was certainly low and taking this far to serious.

[jd1020]

http://www.onlycelebritydiets.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Kate-Upton-Diet-Workout-Plan.jpg

[LoneWolf]

I swear I didn't give your sister chlamydia.

Whatever that slut said, I swear it wasn't me.

Don't hate me for whatever I didn't do.

Tell your Mom I said hi *wink*.

Don't know if serious. If he was it was certainly low and taking this far to serious.

Sac is a fucking asshole.

[Saccopoo]

Sac is a fucking asshole.

And this makes you a what?:

Brain cancer can't take you quick enough.

[eDave]

Guys. GUYS!. We're checking out hot babes here man.

[LoneWolf]

And this makes you a what?:

Hopeful?

[Saccopoo]

Reminds me of the time that Clay said something to some terminally ill guy here on CP about can't waiting for him to die.

Congrats Lone Wolf. You're in special company.

[Saccopoo]

Hopeful?

Keep posting. It's just getting better.

[jd1020]

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Kate-Upton-St.-Joseph-MI-667x1001.jpg

You know how I know you guys are gay?

I'll post a picture of a pair of big beautiful titties and you'll ignore it and continue bitching about who's dick is smaller.

[LoneWolf]

Reminds me of the time that Clay said something to some terminally ill guy here on CP about can't waiting for him to die.

Congrats Lone Wolf. You're in special company.

You called my sister a slut with chlamydia and then referenced my dead mother. You're not on some moral high ground here.

[LoneWolf]

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Kate-Upton-St.-Joseph-MI-667x1001.jpg

You know how I know you guys are gay?

I'll post a picture of a pair of big beautiful titties and you'll ignore it and continue bitching about who's dick is smaller.

It's mine. Nobody is a bigger dick than Sac.

[TimBone]

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Kate-Upton-St.-Joseph-MI-667x1001.jpg

You know how I know you guys are gay?

I'll post a picture of a pair of big beautiful titties and you'll ignore it and continue bitching about who's dick is smaller.
FMB, Guru, LoneWolf...how could y'all hate that?

[LoneWolf]

FMB, Guru, LoneWolf...how could y'all hate that?

You ever notice the pics you guys keep posting focus solely on her tits? She's a one trick ditch pig.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I would just love to shake Kate's hand if I could step into that photo.

[jd1020]

You ever notice the pics you guys keep posting focus solely on her tits? She's a one trick ditch pig.

I've posted pics of her entire body. The OP doesnt even focus solely on her tits.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out how many mults Omaha has.

[TimBone]

Upton keeps pushing forward.

[Rain Man]

The picture in Post 118 has changed my life.

[jd1020]

Upton keeps pushing forward.

I would say I'm surprised by Shakira being in last by a comfortable margin, but then you look at the pic chosen by whoever nominated her and its pretty easy to understand.

[eDave]

FMB, Guru, LoneWolf...how could y'all hate that?

Yea. That pic hurts Cindy.

[LoneWolf]

I've posted pics of her entire body. The OP doesnt even focus solely on her tits.

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out how many mults Omaha has.

She has no ass or shape below her tits. Even the pic you chose to try to show how great her ass is looked like a pancake. I like a woman with the whole package like Salma Hayek. Big tits alone do not make a woman hot.

[Saccopoo]

It's mine. Nobody is a bigger dick than Sac.

Don't sell yourself short. You've proven, without question, you're the biggest dick here.

[jd1020]

She has no ass or shape below her tits. Even the pic you chose to try to show how great her ass is looked like a pancake. I like a woman with the whole package like Salma Hayek. Big tits alone do not make a woman hot.

You need to learn how to make pancakes.

[LoneWolf]

You need to learn how to make pancakes.

Mine always end up looking like Upton's ass. Wanna come over for breakfast?

[007]

Upton keeps pushing forward.She shouldn't even be in the competition anymore. If this were head to head she would be getting smoked.

[TimBone]

She shouldn't even be in the competition anymore. If this were head to head she would be getting smoked.
I don't agree. I think she'd put up a fight head to head against either of these women.

[jd1020]

She shouldn't even be in the competition anymore. If this were head to head she would be getting smoked.

I dont see how she would all of a sudden be getting smoked in a head to head when she's currently winning this heat. How does that even make sense?

[TimBone]

Mine always end up looking like Upton's ass. Wanna come over for breakfast?
Well, I'd like to come over for breakfast just because, and if the pancakes turn out like Upton's rear end, then that's just a bonus.

[007]

I don't agree. I think she'd put up a fight head to head against either of these women.Unfortunately we will never know now.

The wildcard crap needs to stop. I know you have it planned for the end of this round too which I would beg you not to keep doing.

[007]

I dont see how she would all of a sudden be getting smoked in a head to head when she's currently winning this heat. How does that even make sense?The votes are getting split between 3 people. How can you not see that? The people voting for Eva and Cindy would most likely NOT be voting for Upton. Too bad we will never know.

[jd1020]

The votes are getting split between 3 people. How can you not see that? The people voting for Eva and Cindy would most likely NOT be voting for Upton. Too bad we will never know.

So you think every single one of the votes going to Shakira would go to Crawford and vice versa if it were head to head? Pretty naive.

[TimBone]

Unfortunately we will never know now.

The wildcard crap needs to stop. I know you have it planned for the end of this round too which I would beg you not to keep doing.
I actually think it's kinda cool, and it proves that the girls can compete in every type of format. I mean, Upton hangs tough but loses by a razors edge in the head to head, dominates the wildcard, and then might knock off two solid contenders in the three way battle round. It shows that she's versatile enough to compete in all formats.

[007]

So you think every single one of the votes going to Shakira would go to Crawford and vice versa if it were head to head? Pretty naive.I don't think its naive at all but to each their own.

[007]

I actually think it's kinda cool, and it proves that the girls can compete in every type of format. I mean, Upton hangs tough but loses by a razors edge in the head to head, dominates the wildcard, and then might knock off two solid contenders in the three way battle round. It shows that she's versatile enough to compete in all formats.Agree to disagree. I think the format aids her staying alive it doesn't make her more versatile.

[jd1020]

Agree to disagree. I think the format aids her staying alive it doesn't make her more versatile.

The format protects her from being eliminated completely by the Anna Kendricks and Phoebe Cates' of the world.

[Tribal Warfare]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/4a/17/294a17af12c34ad68e11bdb6f5f4c7d6.jpg

[srvy]

One this close should have a head to head runoff.

[LoneWolf]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/4a/17/294a17af12c34ad68e11bdb6f5f4c7d6.jpg

Complete package!

[007]

Eh, I give up. Everyone seems content to push through a pair of tits over gorgeous bodies. Only CP.

[listopencil]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/4a/17/294a17af12c34ad68e11bdb6f5f4c7d6.jpg

Not bad. A bit of a manly face but not bad. Shakira is still the hottest one in this heat:

http://img.cache.vevo.com/Content/VevoImages/artist/DC118EB1EBA6888089B1D0A6E162F4B92014283134412158.jpg

[jd1020]

Eh, I give up. Everyone seems content to push through a pair of tits over gorgeous bodies. Only CP.

Yet when you google hottest celebrities a common thing you'll notice is Kate Upton will typically be on the list, but only CP right?

[listopencil]

Eh, I give up. Everyone seems content to push through a pair of tits over gorgeous bodies. Only CP.

Kate Upton is Sanjaya. Gotta be the troll pick because she isn't in the same class as these other two.

[listopencil]

Yet when you google hottest celebrities a common thing you'll notice is Kate Upton will typically be on the list, but only CP right?

I googled her, and an article popped up asking why she was considered hot and had this pic attached:

http://i45.tinypic.com/34o99h0.jpg

[007]

Kate Upton is Sanjaya. Gotta be the troll pick because she isn't in the same class as these other two.Damnit I am agreeing with a Bronco fan now. ROFL

[listopencil]

Damnit I am agreeing with a Bronco fan now. ROFL

https://media.giphy.com/media/ulDHzfKbOd4Yg/giphy.gif

[Bowser]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XHLsnkIWjvY/T31gsHLsc9I/AAAAAAAAWak/6uckkyg26RQ/s1600/Cindy+Crawford+hot+sexy+skandalistis+8.jpg

[Bowser]

https://thedvrfiles.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/cindy-crawford-2.jpg

[jd1020]

I googled her, and an article popped up asking why she was considered hot and had this pic attached:

And you can guarantee there are articles questioning the attractiveness of Crawford and Shakira as well.

[Bowser]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ulDHzfKbOd4Yg/giphy.gif

LMAO

[listopencil]

And you can guarantee there are articles questioning the attractiveness of Crawford and Shakira as well.

Written by blind people and gay guys.

[jd1020]

Written by blind people and gay guys.

Blind people think Shakira and Crawford are way out of this league

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2012/03/Kate-Upton-Sports-Illustrated-4.jpg

[eDave]

Blind people think Shakira and Crawford are way out of this league

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2012/03/Kate-Upton-Sports-Illustrated-4.jpg

MUCH newer version of Photoshop.

[LoneWolf]

Blind people think Shakira and Crawford are way out of this league

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2012/03/Kate-Upton-Sports-Illustrated-4.jpg

I hope the airbrush artist got paid by the hour. You can barely see her swimsuit bottom. Her pooch is hanging over it.

[Tribal Warfare]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b6/93/c7/b693c7534896bc669ce005aa0e81ed92.jpg

[srvy]

Pin 2 balloons on Twiggie she would win a heat in CP. I think Upton is a very pretty girl but not in the same class of just plain old classic beauty such as Crawford.

[jd1020]

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kate141.jpg

[Tribal Warfare]

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DuVId2RUOQo/VsoYfowHyAI/AAAAAAAEFO8/VZztae-qaZY/s1600/F-cindy-crawford-OFFmag.gif

[TimBone]

Damnit I am agreeing with a Bronco fan now. ROFL
Listo has been wonderful throughout this contest. I am a fan. Such a shame he has poor taste in football teams.

[Fire Me Boy!]

So you think every single one of the votes going to Shakira would go to Crawford and vice versa if it were head to head? Pretty naive.


Not every one, but it's definitely reasonable to believe that Shakira and Crawford are splitting the vote.

Same thing happened when Saving Private Ryan and Life is Beautiful split the Academy vote and the third-place movie and Shakespeare in Love snagged best picture.

[Ming the Merciless]

Every time you post, Upton gains the lead. :hmmm: I call shenanigans. In no way, shape, or form should the ditch pig be leading this poll.


you are a horrible douche

[LoneWolf]

you are a horrible douche

Maybe, but I've got killer dance moves and I smell terrific. :D

[displacedinMN]

Still had to go with Crawford.
Barely know who Shakira is.

[loochy]

I voted for Upton, once again, just to spite the whiners.

[ThaVirus]

I'd say Shakira.

Cindy Crawford is gorg though.

[Kman34]

After all my investigating I am finally ready to vote.....

Shakria.... Hot little girl....but there are a lot of similar girls in the College town I live in that are just as hot BUT can't move like she does...

Upton....very close to voting for her but....Her Butt....I sure I would have endless hours of fun with her but....Her Butt.... doesn't compare with the other two....

Cindy gets my vote.....like the mole... love the ass... great body....

I must add that I will not be disappointed in who wins......these are all beautiful girls in this tournament.....

[Indian Chief]

Whoever said that Crawford has the same face in every picture, you are so right. And now I can't stop focusing on that. She is beautiful but that expression comes across as empty-headed.

[Ming the Merciless]

After all my investigating I am finally ready to vote.....

Shakria.... Hot little girl....but there are a lot of similar girls in the College town I live in that are just as hot BUT can't move like she does...

Upton....very close to voting for her but....Her Butt....I sure I would have endless hours of fun with her but....Her Butt.... doesn't compare with the other two....

Cindy gets my vote.....like the mole... love the ass... great body....

I must add that I will not be disappointed in who wins......these are all beautiful girls in this tournament.....

this


what I am disappointed with is the whiny ****s that somehow point to flaws in certain pics but then turn around and pretend their picks dont or wont get fat or old...

its lame and tiresome...

I thought this was about the chick in her prime, just based on the hot pics..but like 5 whiny bitches felt the need to over run this thing and put through plain chicks for some reason..

[LoneWolf]

this


what I am disappointed with is the whiny ****s that somehow point to flaws in certain pics but then turn around and pretend their picks dont or wont get fat or old...

its lame and tiresome...

I thought this was about the chick in her prime, just based on the hot pics..but like 5 whiny bitches felt the need to over run this thing and put through plain chicks for some reason..

Kate Upton is 23 years old. She's in her prime right now, and her prime just keeps getting fatter and fatter.

You call other people whiny bitches, but you're doing the same thing just on the other side of the argument.

[Tribal Warfare]

If there is one thing that rings true about the term The Internet Is Serious Business is debating about hot bitches from the past and present.

[MTG#10]

Kate Upton is 23 years old. She's in her prime right now, and her prime just keeps getting fatter and fatter.

You call other people whiny bitches, but you're doing the same thing just on the other side of the argument.

This. The only thing Upton has going for her is her tits. Her face is cute but nothing close to beautiful. No ass and a flabby stomach.

[oldman]

Kate Upton just doesn't do much for me. Maybe it's because I work with a lot of models and, while they are beautiful, they're just not my cup of tea. In addition to beauty, a hot woman, at least for me, has to possess a certain amount of intelligence, a sense of humor, and a bit of daring. While Cindy has all of those, there's just something in the way Shakira moves, even off the stage, that tells me she'd be dynamite in the sack.

[Jakemall]

If it's during their primes, Cindy...if it is today..Kate.

[Jakemall]

Kate Upton just doesn't do much for me. Maybe it's because I work with a lot of models and, while they are beautiful, they're just not my cup of tea. In addition to beauty, a hot woman, at least for me, has to possess a certain amount of intelligence, a sense of humor, and a bit of daring. While Cindy has all of those, there's just something in the way Shakira moves, even off the stage, that tells me she'd be dynamite in the sack.

This is a hottest female celebrity..not who you want to take home. Otherwise, I'd agree with you.

[Fire Me Boy!]

If it's during their primes, Cindy...if it is today..Kate.


I'd still take Cindy. Did you see her on James Cordon's show last month?

[TimBone]

There's one thing that can't be denied. Kate drives traffic. Her heats always get crazy.

[LoneWolf]

There's one thing that can't be denied. Kate drives traffic. Her heats always get crazy.

It's because we're all a bunch of whiny bitches.

[Kman34]

It's because we're all a bunch of whiny bitches.

ROFL......Speak for yourself....

[Ming the Merciless]

Kate Upton is 23 years old. She's in her prime right now, and her prime just keeps getting fatter and fatter.

You call other people whiny bitches, but you're doing the same thing just on the other side of the argument.

Look moron...obviously you don't know wtf prime means. If she's fat now but was hot at 21....

Wtf was her prime you God damn imbecile?

[Tribal Warfare]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/70860.jpg

http://hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/15/07/480x720/hbz-90s-models-backstage-cindy-crawford-ve002198.jpg

[TimBone]

I don't think Upton is fat. I think that's being overstated.

[rico]

I don't think Upton is fat. I think that's being overstated.

I think people get carried away with pointing out a couple-few extra pounds. Just because a girl isn't skin and bones, doesn't mean she isn't sexy.

[LoneWolf]

Look moron...obviously you don't know wtf prime means. If she's fat now but was hot at 21....

Wtf was her prime you God damn imbecile?

It means she was and has always been just a big set of tits. She's never really had a prime. At 23, she should be looking the best she has ever looked in her life, but she just looks fat. She has an average face, no ass, and an overall soft look.

It might be time for you to take a break from CP again. I'm afraid you're going to stroke out in the middle of one of your posts.

[007]

Whats sad is that even if Kate loses she will just be back again next round because of this stupid wildcard format. Even when they lose they win.

[Ming the Merciless]

It means she was and has always been just a big set of tits. She's never really had a prime. At 23, she should be looking the best she has ever looked in her life, but she just looks fat. She has an average face, no ass, and an overall soft look.

It might be time for you to take a break from CP again. I'm afraid you're going to stroke out in the middle of one of your posts.


Way to not answer a simple fucking question you mouth breathing window licker.

If woman a WAS hot in 2011 and she is "fat" now, when was her prime?

Do you speak fucking English?

[007]

Way to not answer a simple fucking question you mouth breathing window licker.

If woman a WAS hot in 2011 and she is "fat" now, when was her prime?

Do you speak fucking English?Even at Kates peak, Cindy blows her away.

[ThaVirus]

All these beautiful women and you guys are in here arguing

[Ming the Merciless]

Even at Kates peak, Cindy blows her away.

I can respect that point of view.

It's the retards posting terrible pics that is lame......and trying to ignore the PRIME shots. I actually agree..I think Cindy at her prime is probably more hot than upton.

I'm not going around posting the flabby Beach shots or the shots that make Cindy look old/botox.

Cindy is one of the all-time beautiful women....But Kate upton had a 2 year streak when she was about 20 that puts her way up there as well.

[LoneWolf]

Way to not answer a simple fucking question you mouth breathing window licker.

If woman a WAS hot in 2011 and she is "fat" now, when was her prime?

Do you speak fucking English?

I love all the moron, imbecile, douche, and window licker insults you've thrown my way. It's like being called fat by the 400 lb. guy riding around Wal-Mart on his scooter.

[lewdog]

Cindy is a timeless beauty.

Do the right thing CP.

[Ming the Merciless]

I hope the airbrush artist got paid by the hour. You can barely see her swimsuit bottom. Her pooch is hanging over it.

Have you ever even seen a girl naked?

[LoneWolf]

Have you ever even seen a girl naked?

Every day, tough guy.

Have you ever not been a loud mouth prick?

[Ming the Merciless]

I think people get carried away with pointing out a couple-few extra pounds. Just because a girl isn't skin and bones, doesn't mean she isn't sexy.

Lone wolf likes meth /trailer types like Anna Kendrick

[TimBone]

Whats sad is that even if Kate loses she will just be back again next round because of this stupid wildcard format. Even when they lose they win.
If it makes you feel any better at all, I believe this wildcard round is gonna be pretty selective in who moves on.

[Indian Chief]

Cindy is a timeless beauty.

Do the right thing CP.

I love Shakira, always have. She got my vote. But now that it looks to be down to Crawford and Upton, Kate has to go. Crawford beats her soundly, prime to prime.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_69uRT3SB_Fg/Szi5x-prcJI/AAAAAAAAAHY/EUr27Ryt2YY/s640/%23cindycrawford.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jix2fBTJvHU/T2d2pNi2kJI/AAAAAAAAAWM/_Q4zYGGu72M/s1600/cindy3.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/12/article-2626467-00736DB000000258-465_634x900.jpg

[007]

I can respect that point of view.

It's the retards posting terrible pics that is lame......and trying to ignore the PRIME shots. I actually agree..I think Cindy at her prime is probably more hot than upton.

I'm not going around posting the flabby Beach shots or the shots that make Cindy look old/botox.

Cindy is one of the all-time beautiful women....But Kate upton had a 2 year streak when she was about 20 that puts her way up there as well.Oh I completely agree with that point. I'm sick of people going out of their way to find the worst picture of some of these women just to lobby for theirs. I have my favorites as well but I don't go out finding ugly pictures of others to make mine look better. I already know mine look better. :)

[007]

If it makes you feel any better at all, I believe this wildcard round is gonna be pretty selective in who moves on.

I'll believe it when I see it. :)

[sedated]

I had no idea people got so offended by what others find attractive.

[Tribal Warfare]

http://www.meatbeerbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Cindy-Crawford-7.jpg

[Indian Chief]

I had no idea people on CP got so offended by everything.

That's better.

[Chief Pote]

:clap:

[Jakemall]

I'd still take Cindy. Did you see her on James Cordon's show last month?

No, but in 15 years, Cindy can't possibly look great, but Kate will.

[Fire Me Boy!]

No, but in 15 years, Cindy can't possibly look great, but Kate will.


Kate doesn't look great now, dude. In 15 years, she's gonna look like Kirstie Alley.

[LoneWolf]

Kate doesn't look great now, dude. In 15 years, she's gonna look like Kirstie Alley's younger, fatter sister.

FYP

[scho63]

The apple didn't fall far from the tree

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/axnlxzemhsucxkwpryia.jpg