Jet Blue Flight Attendant leaves 70 LB's of Coke behind.

[Al Bundy]

70 LBs of coke left by Jet Blue Flight attendant (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Flight-Attendant-Cocaine-at-LAX-372963971.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_LABrand)

Authorities are looking for a flight attendant who fled Los Angeles International Airport without shoes Friday night after being subject to a random search that turned up about 70 pounds of cocaine in two carry-on roller bags, authorities told NBC News.
The flight attendant, like other crew members, is not normally subjected to searches. But just after 7 p.m. Friday, the unidentified JetBlue flight attendant was pulled aside by TSA officers for a random screening in Terminal 4, law enforcement sources familiar with the incident said.


The woman, who was not identified, appeared nervous and made a cellphone call in a language not recognized by officers, authorities told NBC News. She was then taken aside to a secondary screening area and was asked for her employee identification.
Suddenly, the woman bolted from the screening location, running with her bags toward an escalator. After a short distance she jettisoned the luggage and her Gucci shoes, exiting the terminal. It was not immediately clear which flight she was set to board.

The incident, which is being investigated by Los Angeles Airport Police, LAPD and the Drug Enforcement Administration, was captured on video, which was not immediately released. The drugs have been booked into evidence.
DEA spokesman Timothy Massino said the woman faces felony drug charges.

[Hamwallet]

Makes you wonder how much blow this lady moved since she had never been searched before. Also, how does someone take off running from one of the largest airports and get away when already that deep in security.

[Toby Waller]

http://resizing.flixster.com/xSpr8IqMhFIIwXnyXfkr8KAlOx8=/600x394/v1.aDsyMTk1OTtqOzE2OTE5OzIwNDg7NzAwOzQ2MA

[Rain Man]

Jet Blue is a higher end airline. Most airlines won't even give you a drink these days.

[Predarat]

It might be a woman named Jackie that lives across 110th street.

[Eleazar]

So a woman took off running with no shoes on, in the middle of an airport, and NOBODY catches her? She makes a clean getaway?

Bang-up job, TSA.

[Indian Chief]

So a woman took off running with no shoes on, in the middle of an airport, and NOBODY catches her? She makes a clean getaway?

Bang-up job, TSA.

You've met the TSA I presume? This comes as no surprise.

[BigRedChief]

So a woman took off running with no shoes on, in the middle of an airport, and NOBODY catches her? She makes a clean getaway?

Bang-up job, TSA.They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

[Why Not?]

Depending on who the coke actually belongs to, she may be better off being caught by the cops

[Willie Lanier]

You've met the TSA I presume? This comes as no surprise.

It's Jackie Brown all over again!

I apologize to the younger population that has no clue what I'm talking about

[eDave]

Depending on who the coke actually belongs to, she may be better off being caught by the cops

Na. It's a dump. Acceptable losses.

[Msmith]

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

Only $2 above a NY burger flipper? If I am a TSA person, I will demand at least $30 an hour.

[Bambi]

She'll be fine. Props to her for getting away.

I can't believe that isn't the focus of this story.

[Bugeater]

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.
Wait, now we're saying that for 17 fucking dollars an hour?

[threebag]

$17 bucks an hour probably has to be supplemented with some oral or anal revenue.

[ping2000]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160322/fbda989bf467515070207f4d8a8dca99.jpg

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160322/c473c126cba400aaeebc6753be9e488d.jpg

[Toby Waller]

Little Women Atlanta....really? I'm nauseous

[ForeverChiefs58]

http://youtu.be/-6MwLPrrLYs


And even a Jet Blue pilot

http://youtu.be/azodR5NO75I

[Easy 6]

It's Jackie Brown all over again!

First thought that came to my mind as well

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/sH0T0mgE2c8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[scho63]

70 LBs of coke left by Jet Blue Flight attendant (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Flight-Attendant-Cocaine-at-LAX-372963971.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_LABrand)

Authorities are looking for a flight attendant who fled Los Angeles International Airport without shoes Friday night after being subject to a random search that turned up about 70 pounds of cocaine in two carry-on roller bags, authorities told NBC News.

The woman, who was not identified, appeared nervous and made a cellphone call in a language not recognized by officers, authorities told NBC News. She was then taken aside to a secondary screening area and was asked for her employee identification.
Suddenly, the woman bolted from the screening location, running with her bags toward an escalator. After a short distance she jettisoned the luggage and her Gucci shoes, exiting the terminal. It was not immediately clear which flight she was set to board.


Klingon or Ewokese perhaps?

Looks like Jet Blue did a good job of screening her for her job. :rolleyes:

[loochy]

After a short distance she jettisoned the luggage and her Gucci shoes, exiting the terminal.

You know something is up when a Jet Blue flight attendant can afford Gucci shoes.

[siberian khatru]

Klingon or Ewokese perhaps?



Probably proper English.

[Bowser]

Was she about to switch to a flight to Vegas?

[Rain Man]

Was she about to switch to a flight to Vegas?

I'm curious where the flight originated. That's not reported anywhere.

I wonder what happens with this flight attendant now. She's in the U.S., so she's not leaving without a good fake ID. And if she gets out, then what? What country is she from? Will she continue working for the drug dealers? Since she can be identified, is her next job going to be walking through the desert with balloons of cocaine in all of her orifices? Or will she transition to being a flight attendant on a drug lord's private plane?

[Demonpenz]

I left a shitload of mountain dew behind when I moved out of st. joseph

[Rain Man]

I left a shitload of mountain dew behind when I moved out of st. joseph

In another similarity, I suspect you also weren't wearing shoes when you left.

[scho63]

Probably proper English.

ROFLROFLROFL

You're probably right!

[gblowfish]

Did they bring in Charlie Sheen to sniff the bags?

[Toby Waller]

In another similarity, I suspect you also weren't wearing shoes when you left.

Not women's shoes or not men's shoes?

[Beef Supreme]

What's wrong with a little Coke? I myself indulge in the occasional glass of Coca Cola. I guess the 70 lbs exceeded the limit for liquid allowed on a plane.:D

[Toby Waller]

What's wrong with a little Coke? I myself indulge in the occasional glass of Coca Cola. I guess the 70 lbs exceeded the limit for liquid allowed on a plane.:D

Welcome to the 6th grade comedy hour brought to you by ugly cheerleaders international

[JohnnyHammersticks]

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

What you get here in Denver for $17/hr is a female TSA agent who signaled a gay male TSA agent whenever any "hot guy" would come through so that he could pull the guy out of line and grope his wienie.

https://www.rt.com/usa/249661-tsa-agents-fired-groping-genitals/

[loochy]

ROFLROFLROFL

Your probably right!

FYP

[BucEyedPea]

Jet Blue is a higher end airline. Most airlines won't even give you a drink these days.

Wuh Wut?


I get a drink on SW, United, American and Jet Blue.

[Otter]

70 pounds in 2 carry on bags? Someone got greedy.

[PAChiefsGuy]

Damn. Someone just lost a lot of money.

[Dartgod]

Wuh Wut?


I get a drink on SW, United, American and Jet Blue.

Figures you wouldn't get the joke.

[gblowfish]

What you get here in Denver for $17/hr is a female TSA agent who signaled a gay male TSA agent whenever any "hot guy" would come through so that he could pull the guy out of line and grope his wienie.

https://www.rt.com/usa/249661-tsa-agents-fired-groping-genitals/

So, all the Denver Broncos have been groped???

[ping2000]

70 pounds in 2 carry on bags? Someone got greedy.
Should have flown Southwest. Your first bag of dope flies free.

[Rain Man]

So, all the Denver Broncos have been groped???

I wouldn't think so. They're all pretty ugly.

[Toby Waller]

https://i.imgflip.com/11c69n.jpg

[Al Bundy]

She turned herself in, in New York.

[Dave Lane]

They pay these airport screeners an average of $17 an hour. You get what you pay for.

$17 an hour? Holy shit no wonder this country is going to shit. No one deserves more than $7.75. Primadonnas /CDPC

[loochy]

$17 an hour? Holy shit no wonder this country is going to shit. No one deserves more than $7.75. Primadonnas /CDPC

Nah, they deserve the wage that is high enough to attract sufficiently competent employees.

[el borracho]

WTF? She was able to run away from LA airport security without shoes and then she was able to fly to NY before they caught her?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/flight-attendant-left-cocaine-lax-busted-jfk-article-1.2575679

[Rain Man]

WTF? She was able to run away from LA airport security without shoes and then she was able to fly to NY before they caught her?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/flight-attendant-left-cocaine-lax-busted-jfk-article-1.2575679


She's from Jamaica. Maybe she's related to Usain Bolt.

[Msmith]

She was in track team in high school.

[Hydrae]

She was in track team in high school.

That explains why she was able to get away from the TSA agents. ROFL

[Toby Waller]

https://i.imgflip.com/11c69n.jpg


127 views, 3 upvotes

lol my meme is becoming famous !