Ask a gay guy anything - OFFICIAL THREAD

[DenverChief]

go ahead ask away. I'll do my best to answer. First question

You should start a "ask anything I'm a gay guy" thread. For example, does your fellow officers know your gay and if so do you check them out?

Yes they do. I haven't really found an other officers/deputies overly attractive but a friend who works for another department well he is :drool:

[TambaBerry]

Does it make you gay if you've tried to suck your own penis?

[TambaBerry]

Does it make you gay if you've tried to suck your own penis?

asking for a friend

[Toby Waller]

Whats your Favorite brie cheese ?

[Raiderhater]

Why did you all have to "steal" Hawaiian shirts? I resent you for it and refuse to stop wearing them because of the connotation associated with them. But still, why?

[ChiTown]

Trump or Hillary?

[Sofa King]

What's it like to make love to pestilence every night even though deep down you love Mr. Flopnuts?

[DenverChief]

Does it make you gay if you've tried to suck your own penis?

LMAO. Not necessarily but let me know if you are successful.

[DenverChief]

Whats your Favorite brie cheese ?


Pepper jack? Provolone?

[Why Not?]

Why did you all have to "steal" Hawaiian shirts? I resent you for it and refuse to stop wearing them because of the connotation associated with them. But still, why?

Really? I wear the fuck outta Hawaiian shirts and I've never heard this.

[DenverChief]

Why did you all have to "steal" Hawaiian shirts? I resent you for it and refuse to stop wearing them because of the connotation associated with them. But still, why?

Idk what gay guys you are hanging around but Hawaiian shirts? Eew.

[DenverChief]

Trump or Hillary?

:Lin:

Seriously tho - neither?

[threebag]

Elton or Freddy?

[DenverChief]

Elton or Freddy?

Are you asking me about music or attractiveness?

Elton on the music Freddy on attractiveness.

[Why Not?]

Will you be pissed if the Falcons host a Super Bowl?

[DenverChief]

Really? I wear the **** outta Hawaiian shirts and I've never heard this.

Yeah me either. I don't know any guys that would be caught dead in those.

[Why Not?]

Yeah me either. I don't know any guys that would be caught dead in those.

Lol. Well, you cyber know me and I wear 1 a week.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Ideal penis length/girth for your mate

[DenverChief]

Will you be pissed if the Falcons host a Super Bowl?

LMAO. Only if they are in it.

[Why Not?]

LMAO. Only if they are in it.

Hahahaha. Nice

[BigRedChief]

LMAO. Not necessarily but let me know if you are successful.Lots of yoga?

[DenverChief]

Lol. Well, you cyber know me and I wear 1 a week.

I should have said gay guys - unless you are telling us all something :hmmm: :p

[Discuss Thrower]

Is it true that they make you toss the salad in county?

[DenverChief]

Ideal penis length/girth for your mate

7"+ if you are topping otherwise bottom bunk for you

[BigRedChief]

Why did you all have to "steal" Hawaiian shirts? I resent you for it and refuse to stop wearing them because of the connotation associated with them. But still, why?WTF are we supposed to wear down here in Florida to cover our upper extremities if you take away out Hawaiian shirts?

[Why Not?]

I should have said gay guys - unless you are telling us all something :hmmm: :p

Oh, gotcha. No I'm not gay. I did try to get my wife to dress like Elway and let me PIIHB once, but she just looked at me funny. Don't judge me.

[DenverChief]

Lots of yoga?

I suppose that could work but the only guys I have seen that are successful at it have been over 10" in length and skinny

[ChiefsLV]

In your authoritative position as an officer, do you get any extra satisfaction telling straight boys what to do?

[DenverChief]

Oh, gotcha. No I'm not gay. I did try to get my wife to dress like Elway and let me PIIHB once, but she just looked at me funny. Don't judge me.

LMAO

[Prison Bitch]

Were you angry at the way Michael Sam was treated by league GMs who cut him?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Jelly or syrup?

[DenverChief]

In your authoritative position as an officer, do you get any extra satisfaction telling straight boys what to do?

I only get satisfaction when I get to put d-bags in their place.

[TambaBerry]

OK real question now.

Does it offend you that religious universities are against gay, lesbians and trans? Do you think they should be kicked out of the NCAA?

[DenverChief]

Is it true that they make you toss the salad in county?

LMAO. I think tossing salad might be the least of your worries. I guess it just depends on which you find more repulsive, eating ass or sucking dick. Lol

[DenverChief]

OK real question now.

Does it offend you that religious universities are against gay, lesbians and trans? Do you think they should be kicked out of the NCAA?

:hmmm:

I think they can do whatever they please as long as they don't accept federal funds....

[DenverChief]

Were you angry at the way Michael Sam was treated by league GMs who cut him?

No. If he has the talent a team will sign him and let him play.


Boy that didn't sound gay AT ALL.

[The Franchise]

What's it like to make love to pestilence every night even though deep down you love Mr. Flopnuts?

ROFL

[BigRedChief]

LMAO. I think tossing salad might be the least of your worries. I guess it just depends on which you find more repulsive, eating ass or sucking dick. Lolobligatory.......... NTTIAWWT

[The Franchise]

Which Chiefs player do you think is the hottest?

[Toby Waller]

Pepper jack? Provolone?

You don't know what Brie is? You aren't gay

[Dave Lane]

Do you like smelly pits?

[brucey_72]

I am sitting here waiting for some idiot to ruin this thread by being an asshole.

[DenverChief]

Which Chiefs player do you think is the hottest?

Ha. That's actually a great question. I think Sean Smith was the clear cut winner but he is a Raider now ... Josh Mauga followed in a close second by Marcus Peters, Eric Berry could be up there too

[DenverChief]

You don't know what Brie is? You aren't gay

I work for a living. I'm not one of those spoiled upper Manhattan gays.

[DenverChief]

Do you like smelly pits?

Yuck. Use deodorant plz

[TimBone]

7"+ if you are topping otherwise bottom bunk for you
I still don't get it.

[BucEyedPea]

Why gay men tell their straight female friends about the problems with the BFs?

[TimBone]

Ha. That's actually a great question. I think Sean Smith was the clear cut winner but he is a Raider now ... Josh Mauga followed in a close second by Marcus Peters, Eric Berry could be up there too
These are all wrong. Obvious answer is Travis Kelce.

[BigRedChief]

I work for a living. I'm not one of those spoiled upper Manhattan gays.Putting dirt bags away.:clap:

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-MehirJUcksNluRqE5O6IcLHGJNk-6auoeW75DVGwacsASPzWPg

[DenverChief]

I still don't get it.

LMAO. Took me a minute to figure it out.

[DenverChief]

These are all wrong. Obvious answer is Travis Kelce.

Unless we are talkin *ahem* contract size

HELLO JUSTIN HOUSTON!

[BigRedChief]

I still don't get it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bottom+Bunk+Bitch

[DenverChief]

Why gay men tell their straight female friends about the problems with the BFs?

Cause they get man problems? :shrug:

[DenverChief]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bottom+Bunk+Bitch

LMAO skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet

[DenverChief]

Putting dirt bags away.:clap:

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-MehirJUcksNluRqE5O6IcLHGJNk-6auoeW75DVGwacsASPzWPg

:thumb:

[Discuss Thrower]

Have you ever been propositioned by a seemingly straight man during the course of your duties in order to avoid punishment of any sort?

[Rain Man]

Am I attractive?


Edit: this is unrelated to the post directly before this.

[bsroyals54]

What are common flirting tendencies because I feel like I've been hit on before

[DenverChief]

Have you ever been propositioned by a seemingly straight man during the course of your duties in order to avoid punishment of any sort?

Haha. Quite the opposite. I don't put off a gay vibe, but I have had a few obviously gay men make passes while in uniform.

[DenverChief]

Am I attractive?


Edit: this is unrelated to the post directly before this.

Extraordinarily!

[DenverChief]

What are common flirting tendencies because I feel like I've been hit on before

Compliments on your hair, eyes, physique etc. watch where the eyes go. That's a dead give away.

[Kman34]

How do you decide who is a top and who is a bottom??? Rock, paper, scissors??

[DenverChief]

How do you decide who is a top and who is a bottom??? Rock, paper, scissors??

Generally it's based upon penis size, the bigger guy is the top, but not always. Some guys enjoy bottoming and some don't.

[bsroyals54]

What advantage is it to be the ass guy? That's gotta hurt!

[BigRedChief]

Generally it's based upon penis size, the bigger guy is the top, but not always. Some guys enjoy bottoming and some don't.well that's not right. So your lot in life as a gay guy is whatever you were born with? Seems depressing if you are on the short side of that measurement.

[DenverChief]

What advantage is it to be the ass guy? That's gotta hurt!

The male prostate is a "G-spot". If you rub it just right you can ejaculate without touching yourself.

[BigRedChief]

The male prostate is a "G-spot". If you rub it just right you can ejaculate without touching yourself.How does one go about finding that spot? Asking for a friend.

[bsroyals54]

Are you more disgusted by pedophiles attracted to girls or boys? Probably girls right?

[DenverChief]

How does one go about finding that spot? Asking for a friend.

LMAO. Tell your friend that if the othe guy is laying on his back and he sticks his finger in and does the "come here" motion he will be rubbing the prostate.

[DaNewGuy]

I heard 110% of guys who eat chinese with chopsticks are gay?

[Psyko Tek]

Are you asking me about music or attractiveness?

Elton on the music Freddy on attractiveness.

really? Queen kicks Eltons ass

[eDave]

How do you feel about the blatant homophobia and bigotry displayed here on CP?

[Rain Man]

Extraordinarily!

Oh, excellent. I've always wanted an objective opinion and I'm not sure that women will tell me the truth.

[New World Order]

Are you a bossy bottom?

[ClevelandBronco]

Why is flan?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Sooo, there's actually somebody here that's jacked off more pigs than I have. Amazing !

[Fire Me Boy!]

Are you or any of your friends attracted to fat guys with shaved heads and goatees?

Asking for CP.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Serious question: when did you know you were gay, and when did you come out? If you don't mind sharing, what was the process like? Were your family and friends supportive?

[Coochie liquor]

If you were desperate and had to have sex with a woman. Would you pick a woman with a "boy body" and very small boobs or a "ditch pig" with a nice rack??

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What is the most physical contact you have had with a woman?

[ClevelandBronco]

Serious question: when did you know you were gay, and when did you come out? If you don't mind sharing, what was the process like? Were your family and friends supportive?

I know this ain't the "Ask the straight, cracker, Donk scum anything" thread, but I remember when I came to understand that I wanted to spend as much time as possible (maybe even a lot more time than was possible) with naked girls. My parents were less than supportive. In fact, they were quite vocal about the possible consequences I might face.

[loochy]

Do you actually like things in your booty? That has to be quite painful...wtf?

[ChiTown]

Oh, gotcha. No I'm not gay. I did try to get my wife to dress like Elway and let me PIIHB once, but she just looked at me funny. Don't judge me.

ROFL

[ChiTown]

LMAO. Tell your friend that if the othe guy is laying on his back and he sticks his finger in and does the "come here" motion he will be rubbing the prostate.

Okay, I'm outta of this thread.............

[Eleazar]

What was your relationship with your parents growing up?

[loochy]

is Michael Sam attractive>?

[DenverChief]

Sooo, there's actually somebody here that's jacked off more pigs than I have. Amazing !

LMAO

[TimBone]

Do you actually like things in your booty? That has to be quite painful...wtf?
And they prefer big dick over small. It's crazy, right?

[loochy]

And they prefer big dick over small. It's crazy, right?

Being attracted to another man is one thing.

Liking that is quite another.

Again, WTF?

For this record, this applies to women too. It just doesn't make sense to me.

[scho63]

Do you spit or swallow?

You a top or bottom?

Clay wants to know!

[BlackHelicopters]

How do you decide who pitches and who catches? Asking for a friend.

[Dartgod]

How do you decide who pitches and who catches? Asking for a friend.

Already been answered

How do you decide who is a top and who is a bottom??? Rock, paper, scissors??

Generally it's based upon penis size, the bigger guy is the top, but not always. Some guys enjoy bottoming and some don't.

[el borracho]

What do you think of David Letterman's new look?

[KCSLC2008]

Being attracted to another man is one thing.

Liking that is quite another.

Again, WTF?

For this record, this applies to women too. It just doesn't make sense to me.

I don't understand how a girl or guy could do that and then oral sex and then that, etc. Not that pussy is clean, either, the other side is just different.

[TLO]

Does the term goatse mean anything to you?

http://tiffchow.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f7ac65c8833011278fda0ac28a4-pi

[Otter]

If one of the patrol cars has a broken siren are you automatically designated to sit on the roof and yell "WHHHOOOOOOEEEEE" or is that a seniority designation?

[fan4ever]

How do you feel about the blatant homophobia and bigotry displayed here on CP?

Considering there's been 7 pages of responses without any of this, perhaps you're projecting.

[BigMeatballDave]

Grey's Anatomy is one of my favorite shows. Does that make me gay? :)

[loochy]

Considering there's been 7 pages of responses without any of this, perhaps you're projecting.

2 pages.

Fix your thread settings.

[fan4ever]

2 pages.

Fix your thread settings.

Not sure what you mean; I see 7 pages...90+ responses.

[ThaVirus]

Being attracted to another man is one thing.

Liking that is quite another.

Again, WTF?

For this record, this applies to women too. It just doesn't make sense to me.

How would you know if you've never tried it?

[ThaVirus]

............ Or have you tried it, Loochy? ��

[ClevelandBronco]

No reason if you could make it to Berry.

[loochy]

How would you know if you've never tried it?

I pooped big a few times.

Not good.

[Chiefnj2]

If you were to hook up with a shemale (no offense intended by the term) is that still considered being gay, or is that going straight?

[ChiliConCarnage]

Not sure what you mean; I see 7 pages...90+ responses.

Go to UserCP options and you can change the number of responses per page. If you set it to the highest (80) it's only begun page 2.

Having to click through all those pages would drive me crazy. Especially on mobile/ipad

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

What the heck was Brian Boitano thinking, coming out just a few days after being named to the U.S. delegation to the Winter Olympics in Sochi?

And a follow-up. What would he do if he were here right now?

I'll hang up and listen off the air.

Dinny

[Fish]

Did you ever end up in a girl's butt, before you figured out what you liked? Was there a comparison?

[RealSNR]

Who's hotter? Putin or Obama?

[ThaVirus]

Butt stuff intimidates me.

My girl has mentioned wanting to put her fingers in my butt multiple times. I'm not sure I'll ever let her do it.

[DaneMcCloud]

Butt stuff intimidates me.

My girl has mentioned wanting to put her fingers in my butt multiple times. I'm not sure I'll ever let her do it.

It's not something that should be pre-planned. It's a heat of the moment thing and it either works or it doesn't.

I was 28 years old the first time had a chick toss my salad and stick her finger in my hole. It really hadn't occurred to me as an option before that but at that moment in time, it was glorious.

Again, it's a heat of the moment thing.

[ThaVirus]

It's not something that should be pre-planned. It's a heat of the moment thing and it either works or it doesn't.

I was 28 years old the first time had a chick toss my salad and stick her finger in my hole. It really hadn't occurred to me as an option before that but at that moment in time, it was glorious.

Again, it's a heat of the moment thing.


Well, I guess I'm open to it because everyone I ask, who isn't afraid to admit they've had it done to them, says it feels amazing.

[ModSocks]

Well, I guess I'm open to it because everyone I ask, who isn't afraid to admit they've had it done to them, says it feels amazing.

My ex would want to do it while giving BJ's. I wouldn't call it amazing. It was rather uncomfortable. I let her lick my ass whenever she wanted but no to the finger thing.

[ThaVirus]

Hmm. Well, it seems EVERYONE who has their ass licked loves it. Opinions on actual insertion seem to vary.

I'll probably just try it on her first one night to get warmed up to the idea.

[TLO]

Hmm. Well, it seems EVERYONE who has their ass licked loves it. Opinions on actual insertion seem to vary.

I'll probably just try it on her first one night to get warmed up to the idea.

Have her put a little pressure on the ol b-hole when she's going down on you. You can thank me later.

[ModSocks]

Have her put a little pressure on the ol b-hole when she's going down on you. You can thank me later.

Actually, have her grip your balls when you're about to nut. A little bit of pressure right under the ball suck along with some massaging will give the most intense orgasm ever.

Especially if she keeps sucking through the cum shot.....

[ThaVirus]

My lady always swallows but I will say she doesn't do much exploring down there. Really, all she does is stroke it with one hand and suck on the tip until I bust. She doesn't switch up speed or technique, doesn't use her tongue.

It always feels great so I don't complain but maybe I should mention something to her before it gets stale.

[threebag]

If she isn't gasping for air and choking herself she just isn't doing it right.

[TLO]

If she isn't gasping for air and choking herself she just isn't doing it right.

This guy watches a lot of porn.

NTTAWWT

[threebag]

I like to hose her down with a little pineapple juice and celery packed punch

[MTG#10]

Jelly or syrup?

[ClevelandBronco]

No reason if you could make it to Berry.

Son of a gun. That was supposed to be a text to my wife.

[crazycoffey]

How much truth is there to the saying "I'm not gay, my dick was in him!"

[crazycoffey]

Oh, and is it or is it not gay when it's in a 3 way?

[loochy]

Why is nobody applauding the enormous courage that Denver Chief has shown here? It is truly inspirational. This man is a national treasure.

[MTG#10]

Why is nobody applauding the enormous courage that Denver Chief has shown here? It is truly inspirational. This man is a national treasure.

He should win an award. It takes huge stones to admit you're gay in this day and age.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've thought about this thread all day at work. Feeling kinda depressed that someone else on this sight has jerked off more pigs than I have so when I got home I stuck a banana up my ass , you know just to check.

I'm not ghey.

[Pepe Silvia]

Do you watch gay porn?

[booger]

I've thought about this thread all day at work. Feeling kinda depressed that someone else on this sight has jerked off more pigs than I have so when I got home I stuck a banana up my ass , you know just to check.

I'm not ghey.

Did you pull the banana out or did you let a couple piglets fight over who gets to peel and eat it while you hang onto it with your turd cutter?

[lewdog]

Why did you DECIDE to be gay?

[ModSocks]

My lady always swallows but I will say she doesn't do much exploring down there. Really, all she does is stroke it with one hand and suck on the tip until I bust. She doesn't switch up speed or technique, doesn't use her tongue.

It always feels great so I don't complain but maybe I should mention something to her before it gets stale.

She must be young. It's a skill they develop. I wouldn't mention anything. Just put some porn on and she'll take notes.

[scho63]

How many chopsticks can you fit up your ass at one time?

[scho63]

Have you had sex with Bruce Jenner yet?

[DaNewGuy]

How many chopsticks can you fit up your ass at one time?

That's still less gay than eating with them

[Buehler445]

You don't know what Brie is? You aren't gay

I do. But only because my crop insurance agent is French. He always gives me crazy ass French food. This year it was Brie cheese. It was horribad.

He should win an award. It takes huge stones to admit you're gay in this day and age.

Especially to this crowd. I had no idea.

[DenverChief]

If you were to hook up with a shemale (no offense intended by the term) is that still considered being gay, or is that going straight?

There is no such thing as chicks with dicks only dudes with boobs.

[DaneMcCloud]

There is no such thing as chicks with dicks only dudes with boobs.

LMAO

[loochy]

You don't know what Brie is? You aren't gay

http://www.blogwaggon.com/wp-content/gallery/alison_brie/alison_brie02.jpg

[Dante84]

Why did you DECIDE to be gay?

Wild guess here.... You are 50+ years old?

[lewdog]

Wild guess here.... You are 50+ years old?

Not even close.

Your sarcasm meter broken?

[Dante84]

Not even close.

Your sarcasm meter broken?

Dude, in this place, ya never know.

Glad to hear it was in jest, and that you aren't a Sportshrink or whoever clone.

[bricks]

hey gay guy did you tear through your pillow cases yet?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Does Niles Crane set your gaydar off?

[lewdog]

Dude, in this place, ya never know.

Glad to hear it was in jest, and that you aren't a Sportshrink or whoever clone.

Chiefshrink. That guy's a douche.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Chiefshrink. That guy's a douche.

If that dude is really a shrink, i bet 90 percent of his patients met an end dangling from a noose.

[Buzz]

LMAO Is anal leakage a deal breaker? I would think that would equate to a smelly vag.

[Easy 6]

I've thought about this thread all day at work. Feeling kinda depressed that someone else on this sight has jerked off more pigs than I have so when I got home I stuck a banana up my ass , you know just to check.

I'm not ghey.

LMAO

[GloryDayz]

This thread could have AIDS...

[TLO]

Need more gay guy answers

[Bugeater]

Need more gay guy answers
He's already answered more questions than your black guy did.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Do gay guys like bacon?

[bsroyals54]

Have you ever done anything borderline gay like sucking a black guys cock for 2 hours?

[crazycoffey]

This thread could have AIDS...

I'm good, I always wear condoms on my fingers when I'm active with CP. all kinds of shit out here.

[Bowser]

Have you ever been with a girl, or always just guys?

[eDave]

Considering there's been 7 pages of responses without any of this, perhaps you're projecting.

A pleasant surprise.

[DenverChief]

Have you ever been with a girl, or always just guys?

Once in high school. Dated girls just never had the urge to go beyond dating. The one time it happened it was awkward and unpleasant.

[EPodolak]

DenverChief how often does your gaydar go off here on CP?

Does that Hottest Celebrity thread out a few of us?

[LoneWolf]

Oh, and is it or is it not gay when it's in a 3 way?

The Golden Rule:

It's OK, when it's in a 3 way.
It's not gay when it's in a 3 way.
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
The area is gray in a 1, 2, 3 way.

[DenverChief]

DenverChief how often does your gaydar go off here on CP?

Does that Hottest Celebrity thread out a few of us?

LMAO there have been a few times. I'll have to check that thread more often :p

[DenverChief]

Oh, and is it or is it not gay when it's in a 3 way?

It's only gay if you "take it" ;)

[DenverChief]

A pleasant surprise.

There have been a few already - but it's all good

[Buehler445]

It's only gay if you "take it" ;)

ROFL

Gonna have to disagree here. :D

[crazycoffey]

The Golden Rule:

It's OK, when it's in a 3 way.
It's not gay when it's in a 3 way.
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
The area is gray in a 1, 2, 3 way.

You're gay too? :D

It's only gay if you "take it" ;)

Like prison rules. I thought so......

[Fire Me Boy!]

The Golden Rule:



It's OK, when it's in a 3 way.

It's not gay when it's in a 3 way.

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

The area is gray in a 1, 2, 3 way.


What if it's three dudes?

[loochy]

What if it's three dudes?

Well that's just plain hot.

[gblowfish]

Who's Gayer? Mario Cantone or Richard Simmons???

[LoneWolf]

What if it's three dudes?

That's not called a three way. That's called a lemon party.

Has nobody on CP seen the Lonely Island video called The Golden Rule?

[Discuss Thrower]

It's only gay if the lights are on.

[DenverChief]

Who's Gayer? Mario Cantone or Richard Simmons???

Richard Simmons is waaaay more flamboyant

[DenverChief]

What do you think of David Letterman's new look?

He reminds me of a super skinny santa clause - good for him though - I can't imagine dressing to the 9's for that long - I would have retired 10 years ago and been walking around in my fat pants and a tank top

[DenverChief]

If one of the patrol cars has a broken siren are you automatically designated to sit on the roof and yell "WHHHOOOOOOEEEEE" or is that a seniority designation?

LMAO - we use an Eddie Murphy CD

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[DenverChief]

What the heck was Brian Boitano thinking, coming out just a few days after being named to the U.S. delegation to the Winter Olympics in Sochi?

And a follow-up. What would he do if he were here right now?

I'll hang up and listen off the air.

Dinny


Probably try and make a political scene - well that is the question - what would Brian Boitano do?

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[DenverChief]

Butt stuff intimidates me.

My girl has mentioned wanting to put her fingers in my butt multiple times. I'm not sure I'll ever let her do it.

One of the best orgasims is when just before you are about to blow your wad someone sticks a finger in there - wow

[dls6501]

Why do some gay guys act so over the top flamboyant? I have been told its to sound more feminine....but I dont know a single woman who acts or talks like a flamboyant homosexual man.

[DenverChief]

Why do some gay guys act so over the top flamboyant? I have been told its to sound more feminine....but I dont know a single woman who acts or talks like a flamboyant homosexual man.

I don't think it's always an "act" - sure there are some people who are waaay over the top (actors/entertainers) but for the most part it's their natural personality.

[eDave]

I don't think it's always an "act" - sure there are some people who are waaay over the top (actors/entertainers) but for the most part it's their natural personality.

That's the only thing I run into that bugs me. But not the feminine part, the being a bitch part. Nothing worse than a gay bitch. And you can't get back in their face or you are homophobic.

My last experience was when we were at a gay bar and a guy like dls6501 describes confronted my GF about being their in their place. Like she had no right to be there. And then me for that matter. It was ugly and I had to stand back and let her handle it, when I really wanted to kick his ass.

Another time, at Dancefestopia, I had my backpack on, like everyone else, and these two come up to stand behind us, with plenty of room behind them. Then the more effeminate dude got in my face about my pack hitting him when I danced. I told him to simply back up. He started SCREAMING at me. My GF, again, had to handle it by telling the other dude to get his chick out of our space. LOL He did and apologized. And he was killing the whole vibe for everyone else. And he was rolling for crying out loud.

How should I handle these types of situations?

[rico]

I don't think it's always an "act" - sure there are some people who are waaay over the top (actors/entertainers) but for the most part it's their natural personality.

I have a cousin who is gay. Cool dude. Anyways, prior to coming out of the closet, the way he spoke and enunciated his words was what is perceived as "normal" in my area. He didn't have a lisp....he just sounded like another guy.

After he came out of the closet, he all the sudden developed a lisp and began sounding like, enunciating his words and using the same terminology as a valley girl.

Why did this change take place? Was he likely always covering up the lisp/valley girl vibe he wanted to give off or was it forced????

[go bo]

Haha. Quite the opposite. I don't put off a gay vibe, but I have had a few obviously gay men make passes while in uniform.

this is true! i went out for drinks with him once and i thought it was the wrong guy because he wasn't the least bit effeminate in manner or appearance...

actually a pretty good looking guy, if i was just a little gay and 40 years younger...

[go bo]

Sooo, there's actually somebody here that's jacked off more pigs than I have. Amazing !

of all your posts this is the very first one i've actually laughed out loud!

even woke up the wife from her nap, that probably wasn't a good idea...:eek:

[DenverChief]

That's the only thing I run into that bugs me. But not the feminine part, the being a bitch part. Nothing worse than a gay bitch. And you can't get back in their face or you are homophobic.

My last experience was when we were at a gay bar and a guy like dls6501 describes confronted my GF about being their in their place. Like she had no right to be there. And then me for that matter. It was ugly and I had to stand back and let her handle it, when I really wanted to kick his ass.

Another time, at Dancefestopia, I had my backpack on, like everyone else, and these two come up to stand behind us, with plenty of room behind them. Then the more effeminate dude got in my face about my pack hitting him when I danced. I told him to simply back up. He started SCREAMING at me. My GF, again, had to handle it by telling the other dude to get his chick out of our space. LOL He did and apologized. And he was killing the whole vibe for everyone else. And he was rolling for crying out loud.

How should I handle these types of situations?

Always best to let the "girls" handle girl things - now if some gay cowboy steps up to you then by all means be the man your GF expects you to be - they usually do it to get a rise out of you - I have been told I was arresting someone BECAUSE they were gay - Inside I was laughing and saying to myself "if you only knew sister"

[DenverChief]

I have a cousin who is gay. Cool dude. Anyways, prior to coming out of the closet, the way he spoke and enunciated his words was what is perceived as "normal" in my area. He didn't have a lisp....he just sounded like another guy.

After he came out of the closet, he all the sudden developed a lisp and began sounding like, enunciating his words and using the same terminology as a valley girl.

Why did this change take place? Was he likely always covering up the lisp/valley girl vibe he wanted to give off or was it forced????

Hard to say without knowing the person.

[burt]

Very entertaining off season thread.....

[DenverChief]

this is true! i went out for drinks with him once and i thought it was the wrong guy because he wasn't the least bit effeminate in manner or appearance...

actually a pretty good looking guy, if i was just a little gay and 40 years younger...

LMAO ;) :-*

[rico]

Hard to say without knowing the person.

Have you known a person that this has happened to? If so, what was the case with this particular person/these particular people? I know of another gay dude in which the same thing happened. I worked with him at Applebees when I was 18. The dude and I used to talk about how hot we thought certain chicks were. Dude was borderline overboard with it...Like every girl that would walk by, he'd be all, "dude, you see that ass??" "Dude, you see those fucking tits...those are freaking hot, man!!!"

The next year, the dude came out of the closet and is dating my cousin and he is enunciating his words like a valley girl and has a lisp...a lisp that I hadn't noticed previously.

Surely you've met/known someone who this has happened to, right? If so, what do you think the reason may be? Is there pressure from the gay community to behave a certain way to prove something?

[eDave]

Unbiased opinion: Kate or Sophia?

[DenverChief]

Have you known a person that this has happened to? If so, what was the case with this particular person/these particular people? I know of another gay dude in which the same thing happened. I worked with him at Applebees when I was 18. The dude and I used to talk about how hot we thought certain chicks were. Dude was borderline overboard with it...Like every girl that would walk by, he'd be all, "dude, you see that ass??" "Dude, you see those ****ing tits...those are freaking hot, man!!!"

The next year, the dude came out of the closet and is dating my cousin and he is enunciating his words like a valley girl and has a lisp...a lisp that I hadn't noticed previously.

Surely you've met/known someone who this has happened to, right? If so, what do you think the reason may be? Is there pressure from the gay community to behave a certain way to prove something?

Honestly, no. I have noticed that some peoples personality changes with intoxicants but I have never seen anyone sans a personality disorder change personalities on a dime.

[DenverChief]

Unbiased opinion: Kate or Sophia?

Sophia - hands down

[Toby Waller]

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[Canofbier]

Poe + Finn?

[Hoopsdoc]

What advice would you give a 15 year old boy who knows he's gay but is very conflicted about it?

Asking for my daughter, whose best friend in the whole world is the aforementioned kid. He's a great kid, very witty, loyal to a fault to my daughter. They're inseparable. He's spent weekends at our house before.

I think the world of this kid and I hate to think of the turmoil he's probably going through.

Would you have any words of wisdom for me?

[ThaVirus]

What advice would you give a 15 year old boy who knows he's gay but is very conflicted about it?



Asking for my daughter, whose best friend in the whole world is the aforementioned kid. He's a great kid, very witty, loyal to a fault to my daughter. They're inseparable. He's spent weekends at our house before.



I think the world of this kid and I hate to think of the turmoil he's probably going through.



Would you have any words of wisdom for me?


Damn, that kid's a genius. You don't suspect a thing.

[Hoopsdoc]

Damn, that kid's a genius. You don't suspect a thing.

LMAO

I can see how one would think that. However, you've never met Dawson. He's not just gay, he's one of those guys you can spot from a mile away. I think "flaming" is the word for it.

[Bugeater]

Damn, that kid's a genius. You don't suspect a thing.
That's what I was thinking, but I didn't want to be the one to break it to him.

[ThaVirus]

Oh, guy's name is Dawson? He's def packing dude's shit in on the nightly.

[DaNewGuy]

Oh, guy's name is Dawson? He's def packing dude's shit in on the nightly.

Why don't you have a talk with him?

[ThaVirus]

Why don't you have a talk with him?


Have him take his mouth off your cock first, bud.

[DaNewGuy]

Have him take his mouth off your cock first, bud.

That's wrong to talk about kids that way Virus

[Fire Me Boy!]

Have him take his mouth off your Vick first, bud.


http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160326/4d51a81d5b81c4964caacfb838fddd31.jpg

[ThaVirus]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160326/4d51a81d5b81c4964caacfb838fddd31.jpg


LMAO Was hoping no one would catch that before my edit.

Damn you.

[Fire Me Boy!]

LMAO Was hoping no one would catch that before my edit.

Damn you.



:D

I had to get it quoted before I went in search of a pick.

[ThaVirus]

That's wrong to talk about kids that way Virus


That's true. Very wrong of me.

Dawson sounds like a nice young man. I didn't mean to offend.

[Easy 6]

Sophia - hands down

See?

Even a gay dude knows the deal

[Bowser]

Ok, back to the important gay questions stuff -

Streisand or Celine?

[DaneMcCloud]

Hey DenverChief, have you been to Hamburger Mary's or the Halloween Celebration in WeHo?

Both are a complete blast and should be on your bucket list, IMO. :D

[DaneMcCloud]

Ok, back to the important gay questions stuff -

Streisand or Celine?

You forgot Cher! :D

[SAUTO]

Have him take his mouth off your cock first, bud.

THATS GAYCIST!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Would a gay guy be willing to take a pair of scissors and the necessary time to separate a couple of extremely hairy lesbians matted together after an over-extended, sweaty and foamy scissoring session? Asking for a recently shaved lesbian friend.

Dinny

[Bowser]

http://i.imgur.com/b1SlYR3.jpg

[DenverChief]

What advice would you give a 15 year old boy who knows he's gay but is very conflicted about it?

Asking for my daughter, whose best friend in the whole world is the aforementioned kid. He's a great kid, very witty, loyal to a fault to my daughter. They're inseparable. He's spent weekends at our house before.

I think the world of this kid and I hate to think of the turmoil he's probably going through.

Would you have any words of wisdom for me?

I would say just be himself. Let his feelings guide his path, but don't let fear of the unknown change your course. Be true to yourself and everything will workout fine. Everyone experiences "bumps in the road" but don't let those bumps dictate your enjoyment in life.

18 will come soon enough and life will change dramatically for the better. High school is much more rough than life after.

[DenverChief]

Hey DenverChief, have you been to Hamburger Mary's or the Halloween Celebration in WeHo?

Both are a complete blast and should be on your bucket list, IMO. :D

We have a Hamburger Mary here in Denver. Never been to WeHo but it's on the list. Still doing lost if exploring in the motherland (SF).

[Donger]

How do homosexuals decide who leads when/if you dance with each other?

[DenverChief]

Ok, back to the important gay questions stuff -

Streisand or Celine?

Cher.

[DenverChief]

How do homosexuals decide who leads when/if you dance with each other?

I think the better question is: when was the last time you saw two guys/girls dancing at a formal dance?

You say dancing and I think hot sweaty shirtless men dancing in a club - no one leads anything except a line to the bar.

[Donger]

I think the better question is: when was the last time you saw two guys/girls dancing at a formal dance?

You say dancing and I think hot sweaty shirtless men dancing in a club - no one leads anything except a line to the bar.

I've never seen it. You are saying that homosexuals don't dance to waltzes, for example?

[DenverChief]

I've never seen it. You are saying that homosexuals don't dance to waltzes, for example?

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I have never seen it.

[Donger]

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I have never seen it.

Some fucking help you are!

[srvy]

Do you throw like a girl and run funny?

Do you like to do crafty decorations around the house.

Butch or feminine ghey?

Is there a pair of assless black chaps hanging in your closet?

Do you drive a prius or subaru?

[DenverChief]

Some ****ing help you are!

LMAO. I'd say whomever is comfortable with leading. I have never been to a dance class so if I was dancing with someone who knew what they were doing they would probably lead?

[Rasputin]

If you have sex with a dike does that still count as being gay? Is that gay for the guy but not the girl? Would you be attracted to dikes as you would be a guy?

[DenverChief]

Do you throw like a girl and run funny?

Do you like to do crafty decorations around the house.

Butch or feminine ghey?

Is there a pair of assless black chaps hanging in your closet?

Do you drive a prius or subaru?


1. :spock: you must be new here

2-3. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1c6e4f0c723b7be47fc6f924b736a2ee21b950cb15b131a679f6cffe7d566b6a.jpg

4. Beat your ass and then we can talk about it?

5. All chaps are assless

6. Neither.

[DenverChief]

If you have sex with a dike does that still count as being gay? Is that gay for the guy but not the girl? Would you be attracted to dikes as you would be a guy?

Wrong plumbing

[ChiTown]

http://i.imgur.com/b1SlYR3.jpg

ROFL

[Rasputin]

Wrong plumbing

Have you ever eaten out a vagina?

[DenverChief]

Have you ever eaten out a vagina?

Gross. No.

[srvy]

1. :spock: you must be new here

2-3. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1c6e4f0c723b7be47fc6f924b736a2ee21b950cb15b131a679f6cffe7d566b6a.jpg

4. Beat your ass and then we can talk about it?

Butch it is!

5. All chaps are assless

Correct and do you have a pair?

6. Neither.

Mini Cooper?

[srvy]

When your on top does a hairy back and ass really turn you on?

[bricks]

The other day I used vaginal yeast infection cream on my face, do you think that is gay?

[srvy]

When chasing filthy criminals would you say you more closely resemble Segal or the other guy?

http://blerg.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/steven-seagal.gif\
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380386933ra/746614.gif

[DenverChief]

When your on top does a hairy back and ass really turn you on?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/29/40/c92940cdc9679f20a27922fac45730ce.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b9/a5/4d/b9a54d9e69f3f0c1f688902b57dd1d49.jpg

http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/30/gaypride17paris2007.jpg

No hair anywhere in these pics. Gay men typically do a lot of man-scaping. Straight men should too.

[Donger]

I think you killed your own thread... LMAO

[srvy]

Is that the USA Olympic swimming and diving team

[scho63]

I think you killed your own thread... LMAO

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

I AGREE!!! That's enough of this thread for me! :eek:

[srvy]

What do you do about unwanted butt babies?

[ThaVirus]

Oh no. Men's butts. Never seen one of those before..

[loochy]

What do you do about unwanted butt babies?

toilet

[DenverChief]

Oh no. Men's butts. Never seen one of those before..

LMAO

[Bowser]

Oh no. Men's butts. Never seen one of those before..

That's where poop comes from!

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/69/The_simpsons_ralph_wiggum-1-.png/revision/20141124210636

[Amnorix]

ROFL at this entire thread, and kudos to DenverChief. For anyone who doesn't know it, he came out ages ago. Regardless, pretty fucking brave to invite this thread.

He also happens to be one of the cooler, saner people on here in general.


I find that "who gets to be on top thing" hella surprising. Drop trou, measure flagpoles, then find out whether you're pitching or catching?!? :eek:

[Bowser]

Lol, yeah DC is good shit. This thread just kind of confirms that.

[DenverChief]

ROFL at this entire thread, and kudos to DenverChief. For anyone who doesn't know it, he came out ages ago. Regardless, pretty ****ing brave to invite this thread.

He also happens to be one of the cooler, saner people on here in general.


I find that "who gets to be on top thing" hella surprising. Drop trou, measure flagpoles, then find out whether you're pitching or catching?!? :eek:

It's a tad more complex than that. By the time you are 16,17,18 you have a pretty good idea what you are looking for in a sex partner. Typically guys on the short end of the measuring tape prefer bottoming and seek guys who identify as tops and typically but not always are on the longer end. There are various "titles" of sexual partners. For example you have top/bottom and then there are power top/bottom, Versatile top/bottom and just versatile. Confusing I know.

[loochy]

ROFL at this entire thread, and kudos to DenverChief. For anyone who doesn't know it, he came out ages ago. Regardless, pretty ****ing brave to invite this thread.

He also happens to be one of the cooler, saner people on here in general.


I find that "who gets to be on top thing" hella surprising. Drop trou, measure flagpoles, then find out whether you're pitching or catching?!? :eek:

Oh wow, I thought this whole thing was a joke. If I knew he was actually gay I might have asked some real questions.

[loochy]

So are there actually as many gay people as we are told. I hear stats thrown out like "1 in 10 are gay." I don't really believe that, but you are closer to the situation than I am. Is that a realistic number?

[Amnorix]

It's a tad more complex than that. By the time you are 16,17,18 you have a pretty good idea what you are looking for in a sex partner. Typically guys on the short end of the measuring tape prefer bottoming and seek guys who identify as tops and typically but not always are on the longer end. There are various "titles" of sexual partners. For example you have top/bottom and then there are power top/bottom, Versatile top/bottom and just versatile. Confusing I know.


That actually all makes more sense to me than the tape measure method. You would figure that some would be more alpha male / dominate, while others might be more beta and/or effeminate. Or, at least I'm assuming that guys that act effeminate are typically going to bottom...?

I mean, it sort of works that way with male/female relationships too. Alpha males versus "nicer guy" guys who end up with "stronger personality" (bitchy, or domineering, however you want to describe it) women. I mean, the plumbing stays the same, but the power in the relationship is going to follow those personalities to some degree.

[Amnorix]

Oh wow, I thought this whole thing was a joke. If I knew he was actually gay I might have asked some real questions.


Seems like the opportunity hasn't passed you by.

DC came out of the closet many, many years ago now. LONG before it was trendy or whatever to do so (dunno if it's trendy now, but certainly it is EASIER now than it was when he came out).

Hell, is it even called coming out of hte closet anymore, or is there some new PC phrase I should be using?

[Discuss Thrower]

How many, if there are any, men or women you personally know are actually closeted? Or any that you think are gay / lesbian but haven't come out?

[Rasputin]

Gross. No.


How do you know your gay if you've never tried it?

[Amnorix]

How many, if there are any, men or women you personally know are actually closeted? Or any that you think are gay / lesbian but haven't come out?


That's not a bad question, but let me take it a step further, as it's sort of an interesting socio-economic thing:


Has it come to your attention that there are "types" of people who are more likely to stay in teh closet, whether it's people of a certain ethnicity (I remember hearing that it's very difficult from black men to come out), or either high income earners, or perhaps blue collar workers?

Maybe it's cool for Dave the Doctor to come out, but Joe the Plumber? Fuhgettaboutit!

[loochy]

How do you know your gay if you've never tried it?

How do you know if you're straight if you've never tried a certain something?

[Rasputin]

I thought this was a parody thread of Ask a Black Guy Anything.

[loochy]

I thought this was a parody thread of Ask a Black Guy Anything.

Yeah, I did too until I read Asterix's post.