Hands free orgasm (hypnosis video)

[TLO]

A little backstory.

I have insomnia. It sucks ass. Occasionally I like to watch hypnosis videos to help you fall asleep on YouTube while laying in bed.

So while browsing for a video to watch tonight, I see the title, "hands free orgasm hypnosis". Naturally, I'm like.. bull fucking shit. That'll never work.... but figured I'd give it a shot just for the hell of it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. This video blew my mind. I probably achieved an orgasm 5-6 times during the course of the video. It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

I highly recommend you try it. Sorry I can't embed from my phone, but the link is down below.


https://youtu.be/fSILZgbuqPE

[jonzie04]

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[TLO]

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Try it bro. You won't be disappointed.

[Simply Red]

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[Buehler445]

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I'm glad this is the first post.

[LiveSteam]

Made me thirsty for a Dr Pepper. Off to Kwik shop I go.

[TLO]

I just did it again. Holy shit..

[TLO]

Made me thirsty for a Dr Pepper. Off to Kwik shop I go.

I could use a Dr. Pepper right now too. . This shit is fantastic. Better than jerking off on YouPorn.

[Toby Waller]

Won't work.....
I just typed that now,I'm not bothering to look further

[TLO]

Won't work.....
I just typed that now,I'm not bothering to look further

I said the same thing.. I'll be damned if this isn't the coolest thing I've discovered in a long ass time. It really does work.

[Sandy Vagina]

Honesty may have served you better here. 1 time... maybe believable.. 2.. remotely so... 5-6 times? go **** yourself. What's the point of this anyway? You're dumb.

[RealSNR]

Made me thirsty for a Dr Pepper. Off to Kwik shop I go.

Don't you mean Kum & Go? Or do they not have those where you're from?

[eDave]

I went to the Iowa State Fair once and they had a hypnotist on stage. One of those guys who gets you to act like a Jack-hole. Luckily, and much to my delight, I was selected, among others, to come up on stage and get hypnotized.

I was getting there for sure. Then the guy beside me wasn't and was dismissed from the stage. As the ****er got up, he slapped me on the leg and I snapped out of it. I was 2 parts pissed, 2 parts disappointed.

I heard that the smarter you are, the easier to hypnotise. That redneck never had a chance.

[TimBone]

I heard that the smarter you are, the easier to hypnotise.

I swear I've heard the exact opposite.

[eDave]

I swear I've heard the exact opposite.

That would make much more sense.

[Toby Waller]

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[threebag]

So are you giving yourself a mouth hug?

[Lonewolf Ed]

Thanks to all my chemotherapy, I didn't even get the slightest tingle.

[TLO]

Honesty may have served you better here. 1 time... maybe believable.. 2.. remotely so... 5-6 times? go **** yourself. What's the point of this anyway? You're dumb.

Watch the video. I'm not joking when I say 5-6 times.

[baitism]

I still jerk off manually.

[Sofa King]

I get off 5-6 times before getting out of the bed in the morning, so this is no big deal. My bedroom is a fucking mess though, so that's kind of a big deal.

[tmax63]

Worked in a club for awhile that had a hypnotist 3-4 times a year as a reoccurring act. Intelligence not so important as trust. If you're suspicious or paranoid at all, you won't let yourself relax and be hypnotized. I saw ladies cum on cue 3-4 times during a midnight show and for the ladies with boyfriends/husbands the hypnotist would give the cue to the man and have it last for 24 hours. I didn't have it happen for me but it did for a very good friend of mine.

[dlphg9]

I couldn't stand her voice

[Halfcan]

Don't you mean Kum & Go? Or do they not have those where you're from?

ROFL

[Why Not?]

Meh. I don't believe in shit like this at all. I've been watching this for like 15 minutes and noth........oh fuck, fuck damn..........ohhhhhh

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Not even a boner...

[scho63]

You obviously have too much time IN your hands

[TLO]

Worked in a club for awhile that had a hypnotist 3-4 times a year as a reoccurring act. Intelligence not so important as trust. If you're suspicious or paranoid at all, you won't let yourself relax and be hypnotized. I saw ladies cum on cue 3-4 times during a midnight show and for the ladies with boyfriends/husbands the hypnotist would give the cue to the man and have it last for 24 hours. I didn't have it happen for me but it did for a very good friend of mine.

It seems to take some self discipline. You have to really focus on the hypnotists voice, and block out all other thoughts.

[Fish]

Worked in a club for awhile that had a hypnotist 3-4 times a year as a reoccurring act. Intelligence not so important as trust. If you're suspicious or paranoid at all, you won't let yourself relax and be hypnotized. I saw ladies cum on cue 3-4 times during a midnight show and for the ladies with boyfriends/husbands the hypnotist would give the cue to the man and have it last for 24 hours. I didn't have it happen for me but it did for a very good friend of mine.

Sounds like a load of horseshit.

[Jerok]

If they can make you orgasm, who is to say they won't make you donate $1000 to them?

[TLO]

If they can make you orgasm, who is to say they won't make you donate $1000 to them?

It's easy enough for me to recognize when I'm in a trance like state. It's also quite easy for me break said trance. If the tape told me to access my PayPal and transfer $1000 to them, I'd immediately break the trance.

Edit: It's much easier to break a trance than it is to actually stay in trance. A noise, a random thought.. these things can break your focus and concentration quite easily.

[TLO]

Sounds like a load of horseshit.

I would completely agreed with you until I experienced it for myself. It really is a pretty awe inspiring experience.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

It's easy enough for me to recognize when I'm in a trance like state. It's also quite easy for me break said trance. If the tape told me to access my PayPal and transfer $1000 to them, I'd immediately break the trance.

Only because you're ~ $985.37 short.

Dinny

[srvy]

Dude put down that bottle of Jergens and do something productive with your hands. Get an ax or bow saw and go kill some trees or something.

[LiveSteam]

I watched it again. I was so relaxed I pooped my pants

[TLO]

Dude put down that bottle of Jergens and do something productive with your hands. Get an ax or bow saw and go kill some trees or something.

No I think the point is to be hands free

[Simply Red]

I'm going to try this later on - out on my patio.

[tmax63]

The hypnotist I knew said you wouldn't do anything under hypnosis that you wouldn't do awake, but there's a lot of people who keep all those freaky thoughts locked up where nobody can see and it surprises the hell out of folks when it pops out.

[TLO]

I'm going to try this later on - out on my patio.

Let me know how it goes, champ.

[srvy]

No I think the point is to be hands free
Well wank a doodle do to you no hands. Just keep a good supply of Duracell's around for your auto monkey spanker.

[srvy]

Is this your bedroom?
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Can this be applied to my line of work ?

[srvy]

Im just messing with ya pepper the mind is a powerful thing.

[LiveSteam]

So are your bowels when totally relaxed

[TLO]

Can this be applied to my line of work ?

:hmmm:

Wouldn't that be something!

[Holladay]

I looking at the date of the OP. One day too late:(

[Beef Supreme]

I think everyone should try watching this video while still at work.

Other methods to achieve orgasm without using your hands include fucking an actual girl.

[Fat Elvis]

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[mdchiefsfan]

I think everyone should try watching this video while still at work.

Other methods to achieve orgasm without using your hands include fucking an actual girl.

Shit! Doing what you're implying requires quite a bit of handwork, if you know what you're doing; just not in the way you're implying.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Just the thing for amputees and thalidomide kids!