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Dartgod
04-05-2016, 09:45 AM
Chris (CY) Young vs. Noah (DB) Syndergaard

First Pitch: 3:15 PM CDT

http://royalsplanet.com/filedata/fetch?photoid=1628

But first, the Mets get to watch our guys get these.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals">@royals</a> with some new bling! The World Series Championship rings look great! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash">#Royals</a><a href="https://t.co/34C5g3btJ1">https://t.co/34C5g3btJ1</a></p>&mdash; WIBW (@wibw) <a href="https://twitter.com/wibw/status/717436641132982272">April 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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KCUnited
04-05-2016, 09:53 AM
Must win game with the Twins storming into town this weekend.

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 10:00 AM
I'm very surprised that the Mets are only -120 with a Young vs Syndergaard matchup.

journeyscarab
04-05-2016, 10:02 AM
Going to the game! GO ROYALS!

wazu
04-05-2016, 10:07 AM
Must win game with the Twins storming into town this weekend.

Yep, lose this and we are DONE.

Halfcan
04-05-2016, 10:12 AM
I hope we put the kind of beating on Shytergaard that Zach Grienke got on Opening day. Hate this guy! What a classless pos.

Go Royals let's beat these guys again!!

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 10:19 AM
Noah Syndergaard rookie card.

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/KCUnited1/957bd4fb-2592-4554-988f-fb572f9f7106_zpsbiyc1vi1.jpg

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 10:25 AM
Apparently, the ring ceremony is early enough prior to first pitch that the Mets aren't forced to watch if they don't want to. I'd strap them down like Clockwork Orange.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/jermills/clockwork-orange-eye-i4-01_460_250_80_s_c1_zps9dcf3ec6.jpg

big nasty kcnut
04-05-2016, 10:27 AM
In it to win it.

TLO
04-05-2016, 10:28 AM
In it to win it.

Nasty nut mojo!

loochy
04-05-2016, 10:37 AM
Apparently, the ring ceremony is early enough prior to first pitch that the Mets aren't forced to watch if they don't want to. I'd strap them down like Clockwork Orange.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/jermills/clockwork-orange-eye-i4-01_460_250_80_s_c1_zps9dcf3ec6.jpg
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZiK1I0ceU2FMc/giphy.gif

wazu
04-05-2016, 11:07 AM
Apparently, the ring ceremony is early enough prior to first pitch that the Mets aren't forced to watch if they don't want to. I'd strap them down like Clockwork Orange.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/jermills/clockwork-orange-eye-i4-01_460_250_80_s_c1_zps9dcf3ec6.jpg

Seems reasonable to me that the Mets would kneel and smile respectfully during the ceremony. And Noah could really bury the hatchet by kissing Escobar's ring once presented.

wazu
04-05-2016, 11:10 AM
Would like to invite everybody here to also add a post or two in the RoyalsPlanet thread. You will make Hootie's day.

http://royalsplanet.com/forum/royalsplanet/royalsplanet-lounge/1624-game-2-royals-vs-mets-gameday-thread

cabletech94
04-05-2016, 11:23 AM
Would like to invite everybody here to also add a post or two in the RoyalsPlanet thread. You will make Hootie's day.

http://royalsplanet.com/forum/royalsplanet/royalsplanet-lounge/1624-game-2-royals-vs-mets-gameday-thread

never heard of her. :D

BlackHelicopters
04-05-2016, 11:31 AM
In to ass rape Suckgard.

Hydrae
04-05-2016, 11:34 AM
I hope we put the kind of beating on Shytergaard that Zach Grienke got on Opening day. Hate this guy! What a classless pos.

Go Royals let's beat these guys again!!

As a D-Back fan that game last night hurt. It was cool when Grienke drove in the first run of the year but he then followed that up by giving up 6 runs the next 1/2 inning. :cuss:

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 11:41 AM
Watching the replay of WS game 5 on FSKC. Going to the 12th inning now. I hope we can pull this one out soon, my nerves are shot!

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:45 AM
For our pregame entertainment I am going to be reposting my favorite comments from the Mets gameday Reddit thread from Sunday.

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:46 AM
Mets fan:
JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST!!!!!! JUST STRIKE THE HELL OUT!!!!!!! I hate these fuckers. They have to be the most annoying team to play against ever. The talent does not equal the results they get from it. Their starting pitching sucks ass and they have been to back 2 back world series. HELP ME LORD! I NEED THERAPY because of the royals.

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:47 AM
Mets fan: Playing against the Royals feels like Chinese water torture.

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:48 AM
Mets fan: HOCHEVAR. YOU RUINED MY FANTASY TEAM IN 2007. I TOLD YOU PREPARE TO DIE EVERY TIME YOU APPEARED IN THE WORLD SERIES AND NEVER DIED. TONIGHT IS FINALLY THE NIGHT. PREPARE TO DIE.

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:50 AM
Mets fan: That's it, I've become pure fucking salt.
YES, THE ROYALS ARE MASTERMINDS AND THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND EVERYTHING THEY DO THEY CAN EXECUTE TO PERFECTION! AN;LDSFOIJSDAOINSPOINSDFBPOUSAFDBNSD

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:50 AM
Mets fan: another mention of hosmer as a gold glove winner i dare you. i fucking dare you mother fucker

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:51 AM
Mets fan: I literally want to fucking die.

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:52 AM
Mets fan: I rather listen to the sound of wild geese getting throat fucked than another minute of these announcers.

ReynardMuldrake
04-05-2016, 11:57 AM
Mets fan: Playing this team is fucking torture. I wouldn't make it as an AL Central fan.

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 11:57 AM
ROFL

That goose one has to be a member at Mets Refugees.

wazu
04-05-2016, 12:07 PM
ROFL

Thanks and rep, Reynard. Holy shit that was awesome!

alpha_omega
04-05-2016, 12:15 PM
In. The parking lot isn't as full as I thought it would be.

wazu
04-05-2016, 12:18 PM
In. The parking lot isn't as full as I thought it would be.

Crowd was sober and kinda lame by KC standards on Sunday. Hope they kick it up a notch today.

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 12:19 PM
KC about to win WS on Fox Sports.
12th inning, 2 outs

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 12:20 PM
KC about to win WS on Fox Sports.
12th inning, 2 outs

We did it!!!!

WilliamTheIrish
04-05-2016, 12:20 PM
Yanks/Stro's update: 2-1 Yanks top4.

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 12:33 PM
Crowd was sober and kinda lame by KC standards on Sunday. Hope they kick it up a notch today.

I think it was over boozed, the parking lot was full when I got there a little after 3:00. Hard for a lot of us people over 30 to keep it going from noon to 10:30.

wazu
04-05-2016, 12:39 PM
I think it was over boozed, the parking lot was full when I got there a little after 3:00. Hard for a lot of us people over 30 to keep it going from noon to 10:30.

Maybe some of this was the case. Saw very little drunkenness inside the stadium, though. I kinda chalked it up to ticket prices being crazy high and bringing in lots of high society types.

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 12:42 PM
Maybe some of this was the case. Saw very little drunkenness inside the stadium, though. I kinda chalked it up to ticket prices being crazy high and bringing in lots of high society types.

ROFL - I don't know if I actually saw one high society type in the 10 thousand or so fans that tried to pee all over my feet in the rest rooms...........:D

Spott
04-05-2016, 12:45 PM
Opening day was Sunday.

kcfanXIII
04-05-2016, 12:51 PM
I started tailgating at around 1:30 on Sunday. I paced myself, and refrained from the shots of fireball that were going around. My girl, not so much. She was sitting with one of her girlfriends, and I had SRO. in the 5th inning we met up for a smoke. She was ready to go, and my feet and legs were hurting so bad, I didn't really feel like arguing with her. I was home in my sweats on the couch for the last inning of the game. A part of me is ashamed for leaving early. The part that is my actual age (35) and had to work Monday morning was really happy to be comfortable, and beat the traffic. Besides, it was her fault we had to leave. Drunk mama gets what drunk mama wants...

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 01:13 PM
In it to Win it

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 01:16 PM
I didn't figure kcfanXIII as a high society fan, but we all have misconceptions of the posters on here.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 01:21 PM
I didn't figure kcfanXIII as a high society fan, but we all have misconceptions of the posters on here.

I'm pretty high society, and I'd still try to piss on ChiTown's feet.

kepp
04-05-2016, 01:22 PM
ROFL - I don't know if I actually saw one high society type in the 10 thousand or so fans that tried to pee all over my feet in the rest rooms...........:D

Well you know the high society types have a totally different set of rest rooms than the common folk. Wine, cheese, urinal cakes...

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 01:23 PM
The costs of fielding a winner.

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 01:23 PM
I'm pretty high society, and I'd still try to piss on ChiTown's feet.

As long as you yell JELLYFISH it's easily acceptable.

petegz28
04-05-2016, 01:23 PM
Yanks/Stro's update: 2-1 Yanks top4.

Make that 2-2

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 01:24 PM
For our pregame entertainment I am going to be reposting my favorite comments from the Mets gameday Reddit thread from Sunday.

Mets fan:

Mets fan:

Mets fan:

Mets fan:

Mets fan:

Mets fan:

Mets fan:

Mets fan:



These are fucking awesome !!!!!! ROFL

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 01:28 PM
Opening day was Sunday.

No. Sunday was opening NIGHT. This is opening DAY.

alnorth
04-05-2016, 01:31 PM
It'll be interesting to see how absurd the rings are. David Glass wanted to give his players huge blingey rings last year, but Dayton convinced him to dial it back to leave room for a bigger ring if they ever won a world series.

kcfanXIII
04-05-2016, 01:33 PM
I didn't figure kcfanXIII as a high society fan, but we all have misconceptions of the posters on here.

Shit man, I was about to say I'm not High Society, I had SRO. I was definitely high though...

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 01:39 PM
"Let's do it again" David Glass

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 01:41 PM
Ring ceremony starting now

Halfcan
04-05-2016, 01:42 PM
Awesome comments by the Mets fans. They still have little respect for the WORLD CHAMPION ROYALS.

It would be nice to see: Royals play small ball to push runs across (death by 1000 cuts offense), several Mets errors, knock Shytergaard out of the game and start 2-0.

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 01:48 PM
Rios and Holland are being presented their rings today, too. Solid move by the Royals.

kcfanXIII
04-05-2016, 01:49 PM
What do you think? Those rings look like they are about 60 feet 6 inches away from the Mets dugout.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 01:50 PM
Royals Ring Ceremony

<iframe width="784" height="441" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iH6a1iYQ0GA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 01:52 PM
Dusty Coleman gets a ring. ROFL

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 01:54 PM
Dusty Coleman gets a ring. ROFL

They need to pull it away from him right as he reaches for it.

Munson
04-05-2016, 01:55 PM
Got home just in time. That was a beautiful ceremony. I hope we get to do it again next year.

alnorth
04-05-2016, 01:57 PM
Royals Ring Ceremony

<iframe width="784" height="441" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iH6a1iYQ0GA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Those are some pretty crappy medals considering they just saved a planet probably inhabited by millions.

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 02:01 PM
The OP has been updated with the actual rings.

big nasty kcnut
04-05-2016, 02:01 PM
I wished Zorilla and cueto was there.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:03 PM
I wished Zorilla and cueto was there.

Me too. I was thinking of Cueto when he pitches and does his shoulder shrug then throws a strike.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:04 PM
Made it home from work early to see this one!

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:04 PM
This is what makes America beautiful

God of Thunder
04-05-2016, 02:05 PM
Does anyone know of a good streaming site?

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:06 PM
Does anyone know of a good streaming site?

mlbtv.com

You can pay to just get all Royals games this year.

God of Thunder
04-05-2016, 02:07 PM
mlbtv.com

You can pay to just get all Royals games this year.

I have an account - but I am in town (KC), so I can't use it.

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 02:07 PM
Made it home from work early to see this one!

I may or may not have skipped class :hmmm:

big nasty kcnut
04-05-2016, 02:07 PM
Stream2watch.co

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 02:08 PM
I have an account - but I am in town (KC), so I can't use it.

If you have cable you can sign in as, foxsportsgo.com is streaming Royals games for people who live in the market.

God of Thunder
04-05-2016, 02:12 PM
If you have cable you can sign in as, foxsportsgo.com is streaming Royals games for people who live in the market.

Bad ass! Thank you so much! MLBnetwork.com doesn't allow Comcast, but FSGO does! Thank you so much!!

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:13 PM
Bad ass! Thank you so much! MLBnetwork.com doesn't allow Comcast, but FSGO does! Thank you so much!!


:clap:

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:15 PM
I really hope there's no dumb retaliation today. I doubt Young would do it and hopefully not later in game either.

We don't need it.

kcfanXIII
04-05-2016, 02:17 PM
I really hope there's no dumb retaliation today. I doubt Young would do it and hopefully not later in game either.

We don't need it.

I'm with you. The Royals seem to have moved on, so I don't think it will be an issue. I am looking forward to Noah getting the cano treatment from the fans though.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:19 PM
I'm with you. The Royals seem to have moved on, so I don't think it will be an issue. I am looking forward to Noah getting the cano treatment from the fans though.

Those boos should be fierce today!

God of Thunder
04-05-2016, 02:19 PM
If you have cable you can sign in as, foxsportsgo.com is streaming Royals games for people who live in the market.

Do you happen to know if FSGO will do it all year?

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:20 PM
Out #1 but lucky

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 02:21 PM
that was scary!

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 02:21 PM
Do you happen to know if FSGO will do it all year?

They should be doing every Royals game that's on FOX. It was a recent settlement in court, IIRC. All of the teams that are FOX-affiliated are doing it.
Glad to hear that I could help, let's get a W today :D

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 02:22 PM
Yo anus.

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:23 PM
Someone get Cain some blackout! That's 2 he had no idea where they were

WilliamTheIrish
04-05-2016, 02:24 PM
Someone get Cain some blackout! That's 2 he had no idea where they were

Ned needs to chew....

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 02:25 PM
Royals retaliate against Wright by making him dive back into first.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:25 PM
Royals retaliate against Wright by making him dive back into first.

ROFL

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:25 PM
Nice...K

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 02:26 PM
THAT A WAY BOYS. NOW LET'S GET SOME

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:27 PM
Batter up

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:29 PM
Kelvin throws at someone's back and it's the end of the world...


Noah throws at someone's head and it's the greatest thing in sports...

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:29 PM
I want to cut off Goldilocks hair

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
Eskybeef!!!

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
Esky!!!! Great start boys, bring him home!

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
THAT'LL WORK ESKY

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
A fucking triple hell fire yeas

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
ESKY!!

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
get him home, Moose!

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:31 PM
My stream is behind a bit.

F Word

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:31 PM
Esky gots wheels

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:32 PM
damn!!!

Okay, Cain, it's on you...gotta put the ball in play

eDave
04-05-2016, 02:32 PM
http://wiz1.net/channel102

Halfcan
04-05-2016, 02:32 PM
A ****ing triple hell fire yeas

Sweet revenge! :clap:

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:33 PM
fuck it, put the bunt down

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:34 PM
fuck it, put the bunt down

:facepalm:

It's the first inning.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:34 PM
Put ball in play bring Esky home

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:34 PM
:facepalm:

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:35 PM
cough **Bull shit

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:35 PM
:facepalm:

It's the first inning.

I was half joking but the infielders were so far back he not only would have got Esky home he probably gets on base

MotherfuckerJones
04-05-2016, 02:36 PM
Can't believe the Mets are starting De Aza ROFL

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:37 PM
Lets go HOSMER

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 02:37 PM
Sweet revenge! :clap:

<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UJHMP0UCsu4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 02:38 PM
Lead-off triple wasted
pete suffers first stroke of season

MotherfuckerJones
04-05-2016, 02:38 PM
He Gawn

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:38 PM
wow lead off triple then strikes out the side....that kinda stings

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 02:38 PM
Fuck. Wasted opportunity.

big nasty kcnut
04-05-2016, 02:39 PM
Damn it but not worried!

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 02:39 PM
If Ned doesn't turn over a watercooler after that, he's a pussy

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 02:40 PM
If Ned doesn't turn over a watercooler after that, he's a pussy

And chew some ass, of course.

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:40 PM
****. Wasted opportunity.

86%+ chance of scoring a runner from 3rd with 0 outs....can't be letting this guy off the hook like that

Halfcan
04-05-2016, 02:40 PM
Royals are swinging for the fences.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:42 PM
Go take a seat over there sir ---->

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:43 PM
What a fucking catch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eDave
04-05-2016, 02:43 PM
Got that one

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:43 PM
he found that one!

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 02:43 PM
Picking up right where they left off.

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 02:43 PM
I guess Cain can see now.

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 02:43 PM
Ned got to Cain. That's how you manage.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:44 PM
Met's fans on suicide watch

lewdog
04-05-2016, 02:44 PM
Cain knew Ned was gonna pull him if he didn't step up.

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:44 PM
Picking up right where they left off.

Kinda takes the sting out of blowing the leadoff triple

petegz28
04-05-2016, 02:45 PM
Wow, that was strike 3 on Hosmer.....

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:45 PM
Nice 1-2-3 out inning .

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 02:47 PM
Ned got to Cain. That's how you manage.

ROFL

WilliamTheIrish
04-05-2016, 02:51 PM
Ned got to Cain. That's how you manage.

Awesome LMAO

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 02:56 PM
That was Swagg

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 02:57 PM
Nice D Chris

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 02:57 PM
If Ned doesn't turn over a watercooler after that, he's a pussy

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yFEP973GVP0/T6VSrc2-_UI/AAAAAAAABG0/Gmx3j8UrTAk/s320/llama-stare.gif

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 03:00 PM
CY looking like CY.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 03:01 PM
Salvador taking care of business pop fly.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 03:01 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yFEP973GVP0/T6VSrc2-_UI/AAAAAAAABG0/Gmx3j8UrTAk/s320/llama-stare.gif

Admit it, you know they're on the verge of becoming marshmallow soft. Haven't you seen "Major League II"?

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 03:03 PM
CY looking solid through 3.

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 03:05 PM
Both pitchers shoving so far.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 03:05 PM
Crap he swung at that. Would have been a ball.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 03:06 PM
"NOAH RING FOR YOU" sign ROFL

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 03:09 PM
I can't get the fox sports go app to work, it may be my slow wifi at work.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 03:14 PM
Fuck

lewdog
04-05-2016, 03:15 PM
Smashed that.

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 03:15 PM
Well, fuck

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 03:15 PM
Poop

ChiefsCountry
04-05-2016, 03:15 PM
Ned better start chewing some more ass.

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 03:16 PM
Someone check up on the Twins after that.

Halfcan
04-05-2016, 03:16 PM
CY looking solid through 3.

jinx

:D

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 03:25 PM
jinx

:D
2 hitter through 4

RealSNR
04-05-2016, 03:26 PM
We're behind?

We got'em right where we want'em :D

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 03:31 PM
Syndergaard is nails....

DrRyan
04-05-2016, 03:32 PM
LoCain really seems to be dropping his back shoulder in his ABs the first two games.

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 03:32 PM
It's past time for ass chewing. Ned needs to start cracking some skulls.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 03:33 PM
Noah pitching fantastic.

duncan_idaho
04-05-2016, 03:33 PM
I can't get the fox sports go app to work, it may be my slow wifi at work.



Works for me but doesn't show Fox Sports Midwest. May be a Google Fiber issue.

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 03:33 PM
Ned should Nancy Kerrigan Omar to make a point.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 03:35 PM
It's past time for ass chewing. Ned needs to start cracking some skulls.

Dusty Coleman's in the house. Maybe a human sacrifice is in order.

WilliamTheIrish
04-05-2016, 03:36 PM
Ned should Nancy Kerrigan Omar to make a point.

"Gillooley"!!!!

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 03:36 PM
Young's back out? Looks like Ned's good with winning just one.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 03:39 PM
Young's back out? Looks like Ned's good with winning just one.

He's surely ready to lose with Duffy probably coming in.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 03:39 PM
He's got a weak spine and he's stealing the shit out of us!!!

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 03:40 PM
Fine outing. Now go to the bully to hold them at 2 and let's rally for some runs.

WilliamTheIrish
04-05-2016, 03:41 PM
That was fine work by CY.

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 03:41 PM
Thank you, Cespedes, ya douche!

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 03:41 PM
Good start from CY, I'll take this from him every time. Now we need to move the line.

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 03:41 PM
The fuck is a guy with spina bifida running all over us?

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 03:41 PM
Young's back out? Looks like Ned's good with winning just one.
I don't know whether to LMAO or :facepalm: so I'll do both.

Anyong Bluth
04-05-2016, 03:42 PM
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ChiTown
04-05-2016, 03:44 PM
KEN! Nice pop

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 03:44 PM
There we go. Now get him home

eDave
04-05-2016, 03:44 PM
An old friend of mine, Dana Keever, is in the Buck O'Neil seat today.

Great Expectations
04-05-2016, 03:50 PM
We had a leadoff triple and he strikes out the side. Will he do that after our leadoff double?

KevB
04-05-2016, 03:52 PM
Not able to watch, assume Noah has ace stuff today?

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 03:52 PM
well, that's disappointing.....

petegz28
04-05-2016, 03:52 PM
can't move runners for shit today

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 03:52 PM
Not able to watch, assume Noah has ace stuff today?

He's a stud today.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 03:55 PM
And here we go Danny........

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 03:57 PM
Good Duff.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 03:57 PM
Holy hell, an efficient inning from Duffy

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 03:57 PM
Good inning Duffman

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 03:57 PM
Nice inning Duff.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 03:58 PM
He could be a huge weapon out of the pen

lewdog
04-05-2016, 03:58 PM
I've always believed in him.

KChiefs1
04-05-2016, 03:59 PM
Not able to watch, assume Noah has ace stuff today?



Definitely.

petegz28
04-05-2016, 03:59 PM
I've always believed in him.

What you believed is the question...:D

lewdog
04-05-2016, 04:00 PM
What you believed is the question...:D

Good point. :D

KChiefs1
04-05-2016, 04:00 PM
can't move runners for shit today



Thor is shoving his golden hammer up their asses today.

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 04:01 PM
There's a break

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 04:02 PM
I've always believed in him.

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RealSNR
04-05-2016, 04:02 PM
Can we ditch Fuentes and put in Orlando yet?

KChiefs1
04-05-2016, 04:02 PM
Steal?

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 04:02 PM
Hud making things up

KChiefs1
04-05-2016, 04:03 PM
Hud making things up



What's new?

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 04:04 PM
DUCKS ON THE POND BOYS!

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:04 PM
Let's go, Hos!

mr. tegu
04-05-2016, 04:04 PM
Its amazing watching a poor defense in comparison to ours.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 04:05 PM
Come on, Hos, take the early lead in the MVP race

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:07 PM
Come on, single ties it

ChiefsCountry
04-05-2016, 04:07 PM
Just need a single Hos.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 04:08 PM
Breakfast time

SPchief
04-05-2016, 04:08 PM
Come on Kendrys. Get some

eDave
04-05-2016, 04:08 PM
Deja Vu Mets.

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 04:08 PM
HOW'S ABOUT A LONG ONE MORALES?

tk13
04-05-2016, 04:09 PM
Two mid-90s sliders. That's not right.

MotherfuckerJones
04-05-2016, 04:09 PM
K

stonedstooge
04-05-2016, 04:09 PM
GAWTDAMMIT

petegz28
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
:facepalm: missed opportunities today

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
Dude's good.

siberian khatru
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
Wow. Dude's a badass today.

tk13
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
Make that three mid-90s sliders. That's pretty tough.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu*******

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
Terrible at bat Kendrys

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
Nasty sequence by Cindy Brady.

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 04:10 PM
No two-out runs there? WTF is going on?

ChiTown
04-05-2016, 04:11 PM
Make that three mid-90s sliders. That's pretty tough.

Dude is sick today

KevB
04-05-2016, 04:11 PM
At least they got his pitch count up that inning

WilliamTheIrish
04-05-2016, 04:12 PM
Make that three mid-90s sliders. That's pretty tough.

That was quite the pitch sequence.

lewdog
04-05-2016, 04:13 PM
Game Over.

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:13 PM
Season Over.

FYP

lewdog
04-05-2016, 04:16 PM
FYP

Not yet. But if we post a losing record in the first week, I'll likely agree.

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 04:17 PM
Not yet. But if we post a losing record in the first week, I'll likely agree.

Especially if the Twins post a winning record in that same time frame.

duncan_idaho
04-05-2016, 04:19 PM
I'm really glad Alex Anthopoulos traded Thor to the Mets for RA Dickey.

mr. tegu
04-05-2016, 04:20 PM
Is it football season yet?

tk13
04-05-2016, 04:21 PM
One of those sliders was 95 mph. That's ridiculous.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">GIF: Did we just witness <a href="https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard">@Noahsyndergaard</a> throw a 95 MPH SLIDER?! <a href="https://t.co/v5BGdNGKLp">pic.twitter.com/v5BGdNGKLp</a></p>&mdash; Pitcher List (@ThePitcherList) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThePitcherList/status/717476181453443072">April 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:21 PM
On the plus side, if we go on to lose this game, I don't have to worry about starting any game threads for the rest of the season.

KCUnited
04-05-2016, 04:25 PM
I'd make Wright beat you with the fastball, especially with those shadows.

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:26 PM
Finish him Luke

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 04:27 PM
Strike this Martha fucker out!

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:27 PM
Yikes

Dartgod
04-05-2016, 04:27 PM
Wtf ump?

petegz28
04-05-2016, 04:28 PM
wow ump, really?

MotherfuckerJones
04-05-2016, 04:28 PM
That was nasty can't believe Cespedes didn't swing at that

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 04:28 PM
Shoulda been a strike out but we got out of that scary side.

eDave
04-05-2016, 04:28 PM
SEVENTH INNING STRETCH

https://www.ibored.xyz/media/uploads/how-about-a-nice-stretch-before-you-kickstart-the-weekend-45-photos/sexy-girls-s_uAFahA1.jpg

MotherfuckerJones
04-05-2016, 04:29 PM
SEVENTH INNING STRETCH

https://www.ibored.xyz/media/uploads/how-about-a-nice-stretch-before-you-kickstart-the-weekend-45-photos/sexy-girls-s_uAFahA1.jpg

Praise the Lord

Chiefs Pantalones
04-05-2016, 04:30 PM
We'll never win a World Series. Mets are just too good.

Rasputin
04-05-2016, 04:31 PM
SEVENTH INNING STRETCH

https://www.ibored.xyz/media/uploads/how-about-a-nice-stretch-before-you-kickstart-the-weekend-45-photos/sexy-girls-s_uAFahA1.jpg

:clap: :thumb:


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petegz28
04-05-2016, 04:32 PM
Fever says Henderson is pitching for the Royals.....oooookay

eDave
04-05-2016, 04:33 PM
:clap: :thumb:


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RealSNR
04-05-2016, 04:33 PM
Finally home. What's a good illegal stream I can use?

eDave
04-05-2016, 04:33 PM
Finally home. What's a good illegal stream I can use?

http://wiz1.net/channel102

duncan_idaho
04-05-2016, 04:34 PM
Finally home. What's a good illegal stream I can use?



strikeout.co

petegz28
04-05-2016, 04:34 PM
Gordon with the K-hat trick

petegz28
04-05-2016, 04:36 PM
well one way to always look at every season...

every team will win at least 60 games
every team will lose at least 60 games

C3HIEF3S
04-05-2016, 04:37 PM
Ryan and Hud catching onto the notion that those unis need to be permanent as an alternate.

eDave
04-05-2016, 04:37 PM
well one way to always look at every season...

every team will win at least 60 games
every team will lose at least 60 games

It's what you do with the rest.

Discuss Thrower
04-05-2016, 04:39 PM
What's the fucking deal with the strikeouts

cosmo20002
04-05-2016, 04:39 PM
KC down by 2 in the 8th.
The Mets are doomed.