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dj56dt58
04-08-2016, 10:11 AM
http://s24.postimg.org/3rvh5yjo5/8e4391a7_0f06_4f2d_82c5_ed59a350a12b.jpg

Easy 6
04-08-2016, 10:17 AM
I dont see whats so wrong, theres a lotta armed robbers and rapists in that age range

Scorp
04-08-2016, 10:17 AM
Murica!

dmahurin
04-08-2016, 10:33 AM
Where the hell are you sending your kid to school at? Detroit?

pr_capone
04-08-2016, 10:35 AM
I'm betting there is a single form for the entire district across all grade levels.

listopencil
04-08-2016, 10:39 AM
Is this an NFL preparatory school?

J Diddy
04-08-2016, 10:51 AM
Everybody's outrage over their kid's freedoms being stripped until it's their kids getting capped while waiting in the snack line or someone brings a gat for show and tell.

patteeu
04-08-2016, 11:18 AM
The school you picked out is very thorough.

Rain Man
04-08-2016, 11:25 AM
Apparently they have a zero tolerance policy on that stuff.

dj56dt58
04-08-2016, 11:54 AM
Where the hell are you sending your kid to school at? Detroit?

That's exactly what I said to my wife lol..no this is from Carl junction (just north of Joplin)

listopencil
04-08-2016, 12:01 PM
Everybody's outrage over their kid's freedoms being stripped until it's their kids getting capped while waiting in the snack line or someone brings a gat for show and tell.

Yeah, I worried about that a lot when my kids were in Kindergarten. Little Suzy was deadly with the crayon. Like a fucking ninja.

BleedingRed
04-08-2016, 12:02 PM
wtf?

mikeyis4dcats.
04-08-2016, 12:13 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/murder-charge-considered-girl-drowned-crying-toddler/story?id=13811620

eDave
04-08-2016, 12:15 PM
Well?

RobBlake
04-08-2016, 12:44 PM
Lol If you leave the answer blank will they force you to answer? And what if you say yes lol

Sully
04-08-2016, 12:48 PM
Is it possible that, in order to save time and be a little more efficient, they have one form for the entire district?

ModSocks
04-08-2016, 12:48 PM
Shoulda told them he robbed a liquor store and punched a cop. They have charges on him for felony possession and will need at least 2 months off during the school year for mandatory rehab.

RobBlake
04-08-2016, 12:58 PM
Is it possible that, in order to save time and be a little more efficient, they have one form for the entire district?

How hard is it to edit a form pre k-6 and then 7th-12th?

The percentages of kids raping or murdering kids 6th and below is wayyyy to low in order for there to be a form about it

Rain Man
04-08-2016, 01:05 PM
You need to borrow a page from Stripes and write "Convicted? Nope."

Vegas_Dave
04-08-2016, 02:10 PM
Sadly in our sue-happy, butt-hurt feelings BS society, I could see the possibility of some psycho parent suing a 4 year old and their parents for "hate crimes" and actually winning.

Remember, the mass public is completely insane now.

Mr. Plow
04-08-2016, 02:19 PM
http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/1st-graders-suspended-for-plot-to-kill-classmate/

1st-graders suspended for plot to kill classmate

SAUTO
04-08-2016, 04:22 PM
Everybody's outrage over their kid's freedoms being stripped until it's their kids getting capped while waiting in the snack line or someone brings a gat for show and tell.
Both happened at the high school I attended whole I was there.

Well he wasn't shot in the lunch line, just stabbed about 50 times in the face neck and chest with a fork.

ModSocks
04-08-2016, 04:25 PM
http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/1st-graders-suspended-for-plot-to-kill-classmate/

1st-graders suspended for plot to kill classmate

That is appalling. Just sickening.....who feeds kids seaweed for lunch? I don't wanna live in this world anymore.

ChiliConCarnage
04-08-2016, 04:27 PM
http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/1st-graders-suspended-for-plot-to-kill-classmate/

1st-graders suspended for plot to kill classmate

Damn. Playground ain't what it used to be