Iowa State Football Players save girl from drowning

[Lzen]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2629366-iowa-state-football-players-save-woman-from-sinking-car-while-on-spring-break?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

[TimBone]

And then she personally thanked the whooooole team.

[Lzen]

And then she personally thanked the whooooole team.

ROFL

BJs for everyone!

[TimBone]

ROFL

BJs for everyone!
It is Spring Break, after all.

[jspchief]

Drunk driver. Should have let her drown.

[Lzen]

Drunk driver. Should have let her drown.

I get what you're saying but c'mon, man. Have you never made a mistake in your life? I know I've done some stupid shit, mostly when I was young. Thank God none of those turned into tragedies. I've learned from those, though. I'd hope that she learns from this and doesn't ever make that mistake again.

[SAUTO]

Drunk driver. Should have let her drown.

Is it hard to breathe sitting on a horse that high?

[Demonpenz]

She will live for awhile get drunk again and kill someone on the road. The families will sue Iowa State.

[TLO]

Yah but does she do anal?

[SAUTO]

Yah but does she do anal?

They all do.

[LoneWolf]

RustShack's tears flowed all the way from Iowa to Texas and filled a canal?

[Aries Walker]

Those guys now pretty much have first pick from any bar they're in for the rest of the week.

[jspchief]

I get what you're saying but c'mon, man. Have you never made a mistake in your life? I know I've done some stupid shit, mostly when I was young. Thank God none of those turned into tragedies. I've learned from those, though. I'd hope that she learns from this and doesn't ever make that mistake again.
"Drive into a canal" drunk sounds awfully close to "kill innocent people" drunk to me.