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Msmith
04-18-2016, 08:09 AM
"The devastated vicar whose wife ran off with TV’s Robson Green says he hopes the couple will have a good life together and that he has to forgive his estranged missus.

Reverend Geoffrey Short, below, said after holding a service at his church his faith had been strengthened after wife Zoila, 43, left him to live with the popular actor.

But he added Green was “haunting” him and “taking over” his life.

He told the Daily Mirror: “Now is the time for us all to get on with our lives. I have drawn, from the people at the church, a great deal of healing and peace.

“These people have been absolutely wonderful. I have taken comfort in my faith. I hope Robson Green and Zoila have a good life together.”

Green, 51, below, started the relationship with Zoila when they met at a gym they shared in Newcastle-upon-Tyne..."

Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/heartbroken-vicar-whose-wife-ran-off-with-robson-095910558.html

Sully
04-18-2016, 08:11 AM
I think half of those words are made up.

Discuss Thrower
04-18-2016, 08:15 AM
I fuckin' hate Pikeys

threebag
04-18-2016, 08:35 AM
If she walks out then it opens the door to start fucking her friends.

Fire Me Boy!
04-18-2016, 08:38 AM
Zoila.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160418/99c55605390f010126bb4bd355172a31.jpg

ptlyon
04-18-2016, 08:44 AM
Zoila.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160418/99c55605390f010126bb4bd355172a31.jpg

Appears it was his lucky day. Time to buy a lottery ticket.

LiveSteam
04-18-2016, 09:33 AM
Appears it was his lucky day. Time to buy a lottery ticket.

This

Nzoner
04-18-2016, 09:37 AM
Appears it was his rucky day. Time to buy a rottery ticket.

yeah,she's defrintey not a rooker.

vailpass
04-18-2016, 09:37 AM
I think half of those words are made up.

You ever see the Family Guy where Peter's ham radio picks up British broadcasting? Yeah. Like this...

Omaha
04-18-2016, 09:49 AM
If she walks out then it opens the door to start ****ing her friends.

I just assume everyone has an if-she-gets-hit-by-a-bus list.

Rain Man
04-18-2016, 09:51 AM
His faith was strengthened because something bad happened to him? I don't get that. It seems like your faith should be strengthened by good things happening, not bad. Is his faith weakened by good things?

For example, here's his logic.

"My wife left me for another man. There is a god!"

and

"I just won the powerball. God wouldn't let this happen."

Al Bundy
04-18-2016, 10:16 AM
I let her go.. and never looked back. Peace out bitch.

WeathermanKumke
04-18-2016, 10:16 AM
Too bad all religions are fake. Maybe this pastor shouldn't have been cheating people out of their money and stealing it by telling people they will get a "higher seat in a magic land called heaven" that doesn't exist and then proceeds to use the money to go on trips and go buy large houses. Doesn't matter if you are Christian, Islamic, Buddist, Hinduist, or scientologist. All religions are scams for sheep that don't have the testicular fortitude to become something in life so it appeals to the low and middle classes that they can blame some invisible force or "Satan" for the bad things they do and never take responsibility for their own actions. But again, most of you neck beard Armchair GMs already know what it feels like to have a woman walk out on you multiple times.

vailpass
04-18-2016, 10:26 AM
Too bad all religions are fake. Maybe this pastor shouldn't have been cheating people out of their money and stealing it by telling people they will get a "higher seat in a magic land called heaven" that doesn't exist and then proceeds to use the money to go on trips and go buy large houses. Doesn't matter if you are Christian, Islamic, Buddist, Hinduist, or scientologist. All religions are scams for sheep that don't have the testicular fortitude to become something in life so it appeals to the low and middle classes that they can blame some invisible force or "Satan" for the bad things they do and never take responsibility for their own actions. But again, most of you neck beard Armchair GMs already know what it feels like to have a woman walk out on you multiple times.

Show us on the doll...

TomBarndtsTwin
04-18-2016, 10:32 AM
Wow.

Someone's cranky this morning . . . . .

Sully
04-18-2016, 10:32 AM
Too bad all religions are fake. Maybe this pastor shouldn't have been cheating people out of their money and stealing it by telling people they will get a "higher seat in a magic land called heaven" that doesn't exist and then proceeds to use the money to go on trips and go buy large houses. Doesn't matter if you are Christian, Islamic, Buddist, Hinduist, or scientologist. All religions are scams for sheep that don't have the testicular fortitude to become something in life so it appeals to the low and middle classes that they can blame some invisible force or "Satan" for the bad things they do and never take responsibility for their own actions. But again, most of you neck beard Armchair GMs already know what it feels like to have a woman walk out on you multiple times.

This is a fresh take. Tell us more.

Pasta Little Brioni
04-18-2016, 11:03 AM
MTG???

BlackHelicopters
04-18-2016, 11:15 AM
Too bad all religions are fake. Maybe this pastor shouldn't have been cheating people out of their money and stealing it by telling people they will get a "higher seat in a magic land called heaven" that doesn't exist and then proceeds to use the money to go on trips and go buy large houses. Doesn't matter if you are Christian, Islamic, Buddist, Hinduist, or scientologist. All religions are scams for sheep that don't have the testicular fortitude to become something in life so it appeals to the low and middle classes that they can blame some invisible force or "Satan" for the bad things they do and never take responsibility for their own actions. But again, most of you neck beard Armchair GMs already know what it feels like to have a woman walk out on you multiple times.


Wow

Tacoman
04-18-2016, 11:16 AM
Too bad all religions are fake. Maybe this pastor shouldn't have been cheating people out of their money and stealing it by telling people they will get a "higher seat in a magic land called heaven" that doesn't exist and then proceeds to use the money to go on trips and go buy large houses. Doesn't matter if you are Christian, Islamic, Buddist, Hinduist, or scientologist. All religions are scams for sheep that don't have the testicular fortitude to become something in life so it appeals to the low and middle classes that they can blame some invisible force or "Satan" for the bad things they do and never take responsibility for their own actions. But again, most of you neck beard Armchair GMs already know what it feels like to have a woman walk out on you multiple times.

Quitting smoking, right? A massage and a big bag of tootsie pops should do the trick ;)

ModSocks
04-18-2016, 11:21 AM
I love my wife and son and if i lost them i'd probably give up on life. What else is there to work for? Why bother with anything else?

BWillie
04-18-2016, 11:53 AM
I would travel around the world, never staying in one spot more than a couple months at a time. It would be awesome.

Buehler445
04-18-2016, 12:39 PM
I love my wife and son and if i lost them i'd probably give up on life. What else is there to work for? Why bother with anything else?

I'd either do this or work 20 hours a day because I wouldn't know what in the fucking fuck to do.

I hope I never have to find out.

jonzie04
04-18-2016, 12:43 PM
Show us on the doll...

ROFLROFL

Msmith
04-18-2016, 12:52 PM
At least, the priest didn't go full bore like this guy:

"A Jordanian who confessed to killing his wife's alleged lover cut off the man's penis before putting it in a bag and handing it over to police, a judicial official said on Monday.

The 35-year-old man "lured the victim to a hotel room in downtown Amman, claiming that he wanted to resolve the issue about his wife quietly" on Saturday, the official told AFP.

The suspect then tied up the alleged lover, sodomised him and slit his throat before cutting off his penis.

"He handed himself in to police on the same day of the murder, which took place on Saturday, and confessed, giving them a bag that had the other man's penis," said the official..."

Link: http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/this-is-life/man-kills-wife-s-lover-hands-body-part-to-cops-2011-07-25-1.409624

vailpass
04-18-2016, 12:53 PM
At least, the priest didn't go full bore like this guy:

"A Jordanian who confessed to killing his wife's alleged lover cut off the man's penis before putting it in a bag and handing it over to police, a judicial official said on Monday.

The 35-year-old man "lured the victim to a hotel room in downtown Amman, claiming that he wanted to resolve the issue about his wife quietly" on Saturday, the official told AFP.

The suspect then tied up the alleged lover, sodomised him and slit his throat before cutting off his penis.

"He handed himself in to police on the same day of the murder, which took place on Saturday, and confessed, giving them a bag that had the other man's penis," said the official..."

Link: http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/this-is-life/man-kills-wife-s-lover-hands-body-part-to-cops-2011-07-25-1.409624

Don't mess with the married pussy.
He'll walk. The wife will not.

ThaVirus
04-18-2016, 01:23 PM
Fuck bitches and get money.

Al Bundy
04-18-2016, 01:35 PM
I love my wife and son and if i lost them i'd probably give up on life. What else is there to work for? Why bother with anything else?

Is this a scenario of them just leaving you? Or of them dying?

ModSocks
04-18-2016, 01:36 PM
Is this a scenario of them just leaving you? Or of them dying?

Both

Toby Waller
04-18-2016, 01:42 PM
Oh, you know. ...a couple of Morrissey /Smiths albums, a bottle of vodka and a gun

Rain Man
04-18-2016, 01:49 PM
I love my wife and son and if i lost them i'd probably give up on life. What else is there to work for? Why bother with anything else?

Somewhere, a beautiful young widow with big eyes and an even bigger heart sheds a single tear at what could have been, if only you and she could have found each other and healed the pain in your hearts.

I envision her looking like this:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6c/22/86/6c22862d4c892caa6504ce49bd3210a4.jpg

listopencil
04-18-2016, 02:19 PM
I would be very, very surprised if my wife walked out on me. I would even go so far as to say stunned, if not shocked.

Rain Man
04-18-2016, 02:27 PM
I would be very, very surprised if my wife walked out on me. I would even go so far as to say stunned, if not shocked.

That's when the element of surprise is most effective.

EPodolak
04-18-2016, 02:27 PM
I would be very, very surprised if my wife walked out on me. I would even go so far as to say stunned, if not shocked.

Sounds a bit sinister, like she's kept chained to a post. :)

Al Bundy
04-18-2016, 02:27 PM
Both
Well.. if she left on her own, you would have to go on, for yourself, and if something tragic had happened, do you think she wouldn't want you to go on?

listopencil
04-18-2016, 02:36 PM
Sounds a bit sinister, like she's kept chained to a post. :)

Nah. She's dead. I'm a widower.

seclark
04-18-2016, 02:38 PM
Nah. She's dead. I'm a widower.

ouch
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Rasputin
04-18-2016, 02:40 PM
Zoila.

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I mean this is what R&R icon John Lennon had. Kinda disappoint for a legend that had girls throwing themselves at him everywhere he went. That's what John Lennon fucked Yoko Ono. "Imagine" all the fucks he had with her

Ewe.

Toby Waller
04-18-2016, 04:56 PM
nice scarf

Coochie liquor
04-18-2016, 06:36 PM
Would be pretty brutal. But good luck to her if she thinks she can find someone who would take better care of her in and out of the bedroom. I guarantee she won't.....

TribalElder
04-18-2016, 09:30 PM
More laundry

Fish
04-18-2016, 09:37 PM
Finally have to make sandwiches...

Why Not?
04-19-2016, 12:09 AM
I would get revenge by locking her in a room with nothing but wall to wall computer screens that only show Royals Planet. Then I would get Hootie fired up to post about how he was wronged by CP.

smith11
04-19-2016, 02:09 AM
I think half of those words are made up.

no, i checked my dictionary and they are all real words

Toby Waller
04-19-2016, 03:14 AM
your senses are heightened as you obsess about her, listening to the obsessive lyrics of these stupid,sappy songs

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ClevelandBronco
04-19-2016, 08:15 AM
I'd have no choice but to believe that she's even more intelligent than I thought.

DaKCMan AP
04-19-2016, 08:47 AM
How Randy Robson Green steals women on his sextreme fishing expeditions

Filipina Zoila, 43, is the THIRD woman the fishing-mad star has reeled in from another man — including netting one of Simon Cowell’s former lovers.

Much like the aquatic prey he so enthusiastically hunts on his Channel Five series Extreme Fishing, the Geordie star is a creature of habit.

One telly source said last night: “Robson loves a challenge — he is an adrenalin junkie. He’s done it before and here we go again.”

Ex-Emmerdale actor Ian Sharrock knows how dangerous it is to let the roguish actor meet your wife.

The friends co-starred in a play in 1994, while Green was just finding fame in Casualty and married to occupational therapist Alison Ogilvie.

Ian’s wife Pamela McDonald travelled to see the play at the Edinburgh Festival and was immediately drawn to its handsome leading man.

Pam said: “We all used to go out clubbing. Ian is not a dancer but Robson loved it, so we would dance all the time and Ian would hang around drinking with his pals.

“It was a great buzz because everywhere we went people would recognise him. We all had a lot of fun.

“The whole cast was sharing a massive flat and Robson and I would end up talking until 5am.

“The more you get to know Robson the more attractive he is because he is so funny and such good company.”

Several weeks later, public relations executive Pam, who was having marriage problems, fled to Germany to stay with a female friend who was filming the ITV army series Soldier, Soldier — also starring Green.

Green and Pam had a drunken one-night stand which turned into a four-year affair, during which they allegedly enjoyed five-hour romps.

She said: “It wasn’t a love affair because we were not in love. It was a four-year period where, if he was in the same place as me, we would have sex. We both thought it was no threat to each other’s marriage. I think it could have gone on for ever.”

But the affair was exposed in a national newspaper in 1999, prompting the collapse of Green’s eight-year marriage to Alison. It was already under pressure thanks to a fling he had with Jenni White, an extra in Soldier, Soldier.

Pam claimed the scandal made Green “loathe and detest” her. Green ended up in counselling, which seemed to cure him of any guilt.

He said: “I saw this incredible therapist who allowed me to talk things through. I came away with genuine peace of mind.”

Green may have felt better but he had not seen the error of his ways. Soon he was eyeing up someone else who was already taken.

Vanya Seagar, a former Page 3 girl, was dating his friend Simon Cowell, who described her as “the most beautiful woman in the world”.

It was Cowell who had propelled Green, and his Soldier, Soldier co-star Jerome Flynn, to worldwide fame when he gave them a record deal.

Their cover of Unchained Melody topped the charts for seven weeks and was the biggest-selling single of 1995. Author Tom Bower, in his biography of Cowell, says the music mogul started seeing Hong Kong-born Vanya in the late 1980s. Bower claims it was an on-off relationship and that Cowell complained to colleagues: “She’s too possessive, she’s driving me nuts.”
But he was still horrified to discover his girlfriend and personal assistant was secretly seeing Green.

Cowell only found out when Vanya failed to turn up for work one day because she was PREGNANT and engaged to marry the actor.

...

Sunday school teacher Zoila fell for Green after meeting him at a gym in Newcastle.

She has now abandoned her husband and their two children, aged 20 and 16, to move in with the telly favourite.

Rev Short said: “I knew he was a member at the gym but I had no idea there was a friendship.

“Months and months ago she asked me, ‘Do you know someone called Robson Green? He goes to the gym’. I just replied, ‘Yes, he’s an actor,’ and she said, ‘Oh’.”

The Rev Short said he thought he and his wife had a wonderful life until she dropped the bombshell that she was leaving him for Green.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/7086379/How-Randy-Robson-Green-steals-women-on-his-sextreme-fishing-expeditions.html
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Radar Chief
04-19-2016, 09:02 AM
Go party mad.

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FlaChief58
04-19-2016, 09:19 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time...