Candylicious: Round 2, Heat Set 6

[Rain Man]

You know the rules by now. Pick one from each pair based on your preference at this very moment.

Heat 21: Mike and Ike, Tropical Flavor versus Clark Bar

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Heat 22: Plain M&Ms versus Laffy Taffy

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Heat 23: Torrone versus Whoppers

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Heat 24: Candy Corn versus Snickers Crisper

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[Rain Man]

My votes:

Clark Bar over Mike and Ike, Tropical Flavor. In a battle of two male-monikered candies I've never had, I'm more intrigued by Clark than by the other two guys.

Plain M&Ms over Laffy Taffy. I miss Tangy Taffy, which was the best taffy candy out there. Plain M&Ms are a good finger food, and they feel nice when they're between your fingers. Easy win for the Plain M&Ms. On that note, they really need a better name. "Plain M&Ms" doesn't sound exciting. They should go with "Pure M&Ms" or maybe "Classic M&Ms".

Whoppers over Torrone. That Torrone stuff kind of creeps me out. I feel like it's going to be some flavorless powdery thing. On the other hand, Whoppers are known to be awesome. Easy win for Whoppers.

Snickers Crisper over Candy Corn. Candy corn is fine, but it's not part of my food pyramid. I've never had a Snickers Crisper, but if someone offered me my choice, I would pick it out of curiosity and optimism.

[TLO]

If you vote for torrone, you're probably a communist.

[Coochie liquor]

If you vote for torrone, you're probably a communist.

I may be then. I went Clark, m&m's, Torrone, and candy corn.

[lewdog]

Laffy Taffy is the shit.

Snickers Crips looks interesting. Can't say I've seen one.

[threebag]

Candy Corn mixed with peanuts is almost like eating a Pay Day.

[TimBone]

Laffy Taffy is the shit.

Snickers Crips looks interesting. Can't say I've seen one.
Snickers Crisp is good.

[Rain Man]

Candy Corn mixed with peanuts is almost like eating a Pay Day.

(Rubbing chin in thought.)

I could see that.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I didn't think this much candy existed.

[Rain Man]

I didn't think this much candy existed.

Candymaking is the world's oldest profession.

[threebag]

And sucking dick

[Indian Chief]

I love Whoppers but Torrone is so good.

[TimBone]

I love Whoppers but Torrone is so good.
Where would a brother go about acquiring some Torrone?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I didn't think this much candy existed.

May as well be called chocolate dominates smelly bull shit candy pulled out of Assville

[Fire Me Boy!]

Mike & Ike. Meh on Clark.

Plain M&Ms. I love taffy, but Laffy Taffy ain't good taffy.

Whoppers because Whoppers.

Snickers Crisper. If evil tastes like licorice, then sadness tastes like Candy Corn.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Chocolate Planii

[luv]

Clark Bar. Don't like Mike & Ikes, regardless of flavor.
m&m's. Although, I almost voted for Laffy Taffy. This one was hard.
Torrone. Whoppers are gross.
Candy Corn. Halloween staple, and I've never had a Snickers Crisper.

[Simply Red]

Snickers Crisp is good.

indeed!

[DJ's left nut]

Snickers Crisper. If evil tastes like licorice, then sadness tastes like Candy Corn.

I thought about stating my objection to candy corn until I saw that nothing can ever better encapsulate candy corn than this.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

May as well be called lingering, never-ending chocolate dominates smelly bull shit candy pulled out of Assville

fxd.

[patteeu]

Heat 21: Mike and Ike, Tropical Flavor versus Clark Bar

Heat 22: Plain M&Ms versus Laffy Taffy

Heat 23: Torrone versus Whoppers

Heat 24: Candy Corn versus Snickers Crisper

This set of heats is filled with candies I either don't like or that I'm kind of ambivalent for so my winners are lesser of two evils choices*. Except for Plain M&Ms which don't excite me but which are a pretty decent chocolate fix when nothing else is available.

*Torrones look good, but I've never had them.

[GloucesterChief]

Where would a brother go about acquiring some Torrone?

Amazon or any local Italian shop/deli would probably carry it.

[dred]

I hate Whoppers so much that I voted for Torrone... and I have no Earthly clue wtf those even are.

[Rain Man]

Clark Bar, Plain M&Ms, Whoppers, Snickers Crisper move on.