Kansas City Royals vs. Chicago White Sox GDT 5/29***

[C3HIEF3S]

Mojo is rolling, beer is flowing.. happy Sunday everybody.

A forthcoming lineup will be vying to sweep these scumbags.

Escobar SS
Merrifield 2B
Cain CF
Hosmer 1B
Morales DH
Orlando RF
Eibner LF
Cuthbert 3B
Butera C

Volquez P

[Munson]

In for the sweep! :Royals:

[cabletech94]

In it to win it!
Planet moon!

[journeyscarab]

Finish them! Royals magic is back baby!

[siberian khatru]

Want the sweep, happy with five straight series won

[Bowser]

In for the sweep, but I've got a sinking feeling they are going to be hung over from their historic come from behind yesterday. If it was anyone else than Sale on the mound for them, I'd be more confident of our chances. He's the one guy that can be a stopper for them.

The good news is that Ventura is a dipshit and burned Robertson yesterday, so we have that going for us.

[Archie F. Swin]

moar this!!

[cabletech94]

moar this!!

Dane McWhiteSox


😎

[Coach]

Let's get this done.

[Munson]

moar this!!

You want it, you got it!

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[Archie F. Swin]

You want it, you got it!

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when you're not as awesome as the people around you

[lewdog]

News on Salvy????

[KChiefs1]

Eibner in LF! Love it!

Now watch him commit a big error.


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[Archie F. Swin]

News on Salvy????

Deep quad contusion, no ligament damage. out 7-10 days

[Jerok]

Not gonna complain about a week or two off for Salvy, might be good for him.

Curious to see Morales back in form against a lefty, we'll see, we'll see...

[KChiefs1]

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Win it for Salvy!
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[Archie F. Swin]

O's up 3-0 on the Tribe bot 3rd (at the Jake)

[Why Not?]

When you gonna learn to not fuck w Drew??

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Butera doing his best Salvy impersonation.

[Coach]

Nice AB Whit.

[Why Not?]

You can only hope to contain Whit Merrifield. Stopping him is not an option

[baitism]

Time to move Merrifield to leadoff if he keeps this up.

Having hardly any lefties in our lineup actually helps today.

[Why Not?]

God we pound Chris Sale.

[Why Not?]

Wooooo.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Chris Sale sucks.

[lewdog]

Time to move Merrifield to leadoff if he keeps this up.

Having hardly any lefties in our lineup actually helps today.

I actually agree with this. I feel like he's a great leadoff type hitter for this team.

[kysirsoze]

Aw man. Let's just pile it on today.

[Coach]

Good AB's by Cain and Hosmer.

[baitism]

I actually agree with this. I feel like he's a great leadoff type hitter for this team.

From what I have seen:

he is faster than Esky
he will take pitches/walks
solid contact hitter

[Coach]

Fuck. Hell of a catch.

[Why Not?]

That's an unreal play. It's 4 nothing at least if not for some unreal Sux defense.

[KChiefs1]

ChiSux defense is much improved.


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[baitism]

Jesus...what a catch.

[RealSNR]

I don't know what the hell Morales has to do. He's the unluckiest motherfucker in all of baseball.

[kysirsoze]

Not much you can do about that. Hope we keep it up next inning.

[kysirsoze]

I don't know what the hell Morales has to do. He's the unluckiest motherfucker in all of baseball.

No shit.

[KChiefs1]

Time to move Merrifield to leadoff if he keeps this up.

Having hardly any lefties in our lineup actually helps today.



Actually it's time to make him the full time 2B too.


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[SCTrojan]

Good lord, I didn't think he had a chance in hell of getting to that.

[Why Not?]

Actually it's time to make him the full time 2B too.


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Most certainly this

[Archie F. Swin]

Because I've been basking in the glow of a Royals Championship since November, I've paid zero attention to goings on on the Royals farm. I don't think I had heard Merrifield's name prior to a week ago. Is he a 27 year old rookie?

[tk13]

Morales really can't catch a single break. Surely he's going to get some of these hits to drop before long.

[Simply Red]

U just can't blame Hosmer there - stay aggressive - plus that was a hell of a run down.

[LoneWolf]

Lawrie would make the finals in a biggest douche in MLB contest.

[petegz28]

U just can't blame Hosmer there - stay aggressive - plus that was a hell of a run down.

yes

[petegz28]

Eddie has had problems holding leads for quite some time now....let's see how he does now

[Archie F. Swin]

O's up 4-3 over Tribe
1 out Top 5

[baitism]

Lawrie is such a turd. Is there a more unlikeable duo than him and Eaton?

[lewdog]

Lawrie would make the finals in a biggest douche in MLB contest.

Please vote now.

Lawrie vs Bautista.

[petegz28]

Eddie has had problems holding leads for quite some time now....let's see how he does now

well....not good

[Coach]

Goddammit....

I love this team, but this team isn't going to make it to the playoffs with this pitching staff.

[petegz28]

Eddie flat out not even watching the runner on 1st.... :facepalm:

[Why Not?]

Sigh.....another day, another shit start(it's looking like) by a Royals Pitcher


EDIT: I reserve the right to be wrong if he gets out of this

[Why Not?]

But that's a huge K

[LoneWolf]

Please vote now.

Lawrie vs Bautista.

Bautista, but it's close.

[RealSNR]

2-0 after the 1st would have meant an easy day in 2015.

In 2016 it means shit.

[KChiefs1]

Eddie has had problems holding leads for quite some time now....let's see how he does now



Not well.

The Royals starting pitching is this team's biggest problem.


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[KChiefs1]

Sigh.....another day, another shit start(it's looking like) by a Royals Pitcher





EDIT: I reserve the right to be wrong if he gets out of this



I have ZERO confidence in our starters.


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[tk13]

O's up 4-3 over Tribe
1 out Top 5

Also, our boy Odorizzi has a perfect game against the Yankees through 6 innings.

[LoneWolf]

2-0 after the 1st would have meant an easy day in 2015.

In 2016 it means shit.

Being down 1-7 doesn't mean shit in 2016. :D

[Why Not?]

I have ZERO confidence in our starters.


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Me neither.

[Coach]

Drew needs to mind fuck Eddie and challenge him. Enough of this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

Challenge those fuckers.

[petegz28]

whew...thought that one might drop....

[TribalElder]

Just trolling them

[lewdog]

Bautista, but it's close.

Should we start a new thread and poll for this?

[kysirsoze]

Should we start a new thread and poll for this?

Make sure and add Bryce Harper for the Blue Jays fan.

[LoneWolf]

Should we start a new thread and poll for this?

I wouldn't want to infringe on Rainman's epic candy poll. Maybe when his is finished. That will give Canadian Clay time to load up on mult accounts.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Lawrie is such a turd. Is there a more unlikeable duo than him and Eaton?

Bautista & Donaldson

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Should we start a new thread and poll for this?

Yes. Make sure you get these turds in there:

Lawrie
Bautista
Donaldson
Syndergaard

We should probably make a nominations thread to make sure we don't forget anyone.

[Coach]

Too greedy.

[KCUnited]

Eibner going rogue working all these high pitch counts.

[Munson]

Good effort by Eibner, though.

[Coach]

Hmm.... Was he safe?

[RealSNR]

He'll learn

[Coach]

Oooooh.... that is very close.

[KCUnited]

Probably safe but doubtful they overturn.

[petegz28]

they won't overturn but he was safe by a frog hair

[BWillie]

Eddie has had problems holding leads for quite some time now....let's see how he does now

Him and his stupid fang looking mouthpiece. What a tool.

[RealSNR]

Looks safe.

So the douches in New York will call him out, I predict.

[BWillie]

We are gonna get screwed. He's clearly safe. Tie goes to the runner.

[LoneWolf]

Call stands.

[kysirsoze]

He comes off the base and I think the tag is still on.

[KChiefs1]

Close.


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[petegz28]

They won't give the rookie the call....see

[petegz28]

And they "confirmed" the call? WTF did they see that no one else saw?

[chiefsfan987]

i agree with the call. he clearly came off the bag

[kysirsoze]

And they "confirmed" the call? WTF did they see that no one else saw?

He came off the bag with the tag on.

[petegz28]

This replay system is bullshit. They need to have the Ump's explain the decision like they do in football. Would it change the calls? Probably not but at least we understand why they made the call.

[petegz28]

i agree with the call. he clearly came off the bag

He did come off the bag...but the tag was pulled off too...

[LoneWolf]

He came off the bag with the tag on.

Not the way I saw it. IMO, Lawrie had reached up to show his glove before Eibner came off the bag. My opinion doesn't matter though. He's out.

[chiefsfan987]

He did come off the bag...but the tag was pulled off too...

Homer much?

The tag was still on while he was off the bag. He was clearly initially safe but came off the bag with the tag still on.

[chiefsfan987]

I do have to say i like the aggressive play though.

[petegz28]

Tribe ties it at 4

[Simply Red]

Brett w/ another sign of a good hitter. I don't care - you stay aggressive!

[KChiefs1]

Good effort by Eibner, though.



ChiSux defense has impressed me.


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[petegz28]

Cuthbert to Merrifield to Hosmer ...5-4-3 DP

[kysirsoze]

Beautiful play.

[WilliamTheIrish]

That was a sparkling 5-4-3.

[KCUnited]

It's tough to differentiate douche and natural born Canadian, that's why Lawrie is a bit of a gray area in a biggest douche competition.

[Coach]

Nice play by Cuthburt on a crap hop, and nice turn by Whit. No way Omar would had gotten the runner at 1st.

[LoneWolf]

See if you can trade Infante for a bag of sunflower seeds. Royals don't need him.

[WilliamTheIrish]

He came off the bag with the tag on.

Yup.

[KChiefs1]

That was a sparkling 5-4-3.



Merrifield making a statement for 2B.


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[Archie F. Swin]

Does Cuthbert have a nickname yet?

[WilliamTheIrish]

Does Cuthbert have a nickname yet?

Kneebreaker

[kysirsoze]

OMG the camera work there. That shot of Hosmer straight to wife beater guy cheering needs to be a gif.

[Coach]

Kneebreaker

Cut-burt. (Think cut blocking)

[LoneWolf]

Cut-burt. (Think cut blocking)

Idiot. (Think yourself)

[lewdog]

It's tough to differentiate douche and natural born Canadian, that's why Lawrie is a bit of a gray area in a biggest douche competition.

Tough?!

That's a fucking lock being both of those!

[Coach]

Fuck you Eaton.

[Coach]

Idiot. (Think yourself)

Contusionbrusier.

[LoneWolf]

The Sux are flashing Royal's like leather this afternoon.

[KChiefs1]

ChiSux have improved their defense.


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[kysirsoze]

Sox defense bailing out Sale again and again. Damn. I feel like we're playing the Royals today.

[Munson]

OMG the camera work there. That shot of Hosmer straight to wife beater guy cheering needs to be a gif.

True. If only this forum had a gif master who could make such things.

[KChiefs1]

It's tough to differentiate douche and natural born Canadian, that's why Lawrie is a bit of a gray area in a biggest douche competition.



Canadiens are natural born douchebag's.


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[lewdog]

That kid's head is on fire!!!!

[RealSNR]

Kill the ginger

[Coach]

That D on 3rd. Nice.

[lewdog]

Kill the ginger

You know what that kid needs?



A fucking soul!!!

[Archie F. Swin]

Cut-burt. (Think cut blocking)

how about "Brooks"?

[Munson]

That kid's head is on fire!!!!

He got a double dose of the ginger gene.

[Munson]

"Gold on gold crime."

/Hudler

ROFL

[lewdog]

"Gold on gold crime."

/Hudler

ROFL

I sometimes love Rex.

ROFL

[Archie F. Swin]

That's a major league pick, right thur

[petegz28]

great defense today

[RealSNR]

You know what that kid needs?



A fucking soul!!!

He'd be an okay kid if he weren't such a flaming piece of AIDS shit

[Coach]

There you go Morales. Nice AB.

[baitism]

Sale is missing his spots. We need to make him pay.

[TLO]

Anyone else watching in the nude?

[LoneWolf]

Anyone else watching in the nude?

Why don't you start a dumb fucking thread about it?

[Why Not?]

Ah, just when I was about to post about how Eddie has settled down nicely.

[petegz28]

fucking walk sitting on 3rd with less than 2 outs

[TLO]

Why don't you start a dumb ****ing thread about it?

Why don't you lick my fucking butthole?

[Coach]

Come on Eddie, need a strike out.

[baitism]

Why does this Saladino scrub own us?

[KChiefs1]

fucking walk sitting on 3rd with less than 2 outs



Scored.


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[TLO]

Just kidding LW. You're a solid guy and likely a very nice person! :clap:

[petegz28]

sigh...that's frustrating ....

[LoneWolf]

Why don't you lick my fucking butthole?

Does it taste like Dr. Pepper? If it does, I will have to pass.

[TLO]

I tell ya, that Austin Jackson can really play ball.

[TLO]

Does it taste like Dr. Pepper? If it does, I will have to pass.

Only one way to find out, sexy.

[LoneWolf]

Just kidding LW. You're a solid guy and likely a very nice person! :clap:

I'm a solid guy with definite asshole tendencies.

[petegz28]

Eddie fails to hold the lead again....

[KCUnited]

Cain losing a step.

[Why Not?]

Volquez sucks.

[TLO]

I tell ya, that Austin Jackson can really play ball.

Straight balla.

[baitism]

Volquez has steadily become a shit sandwich this season.

[baitism]

Cleveland about to take the lead, as well.

[KCUnited]

Frazier proving he ain't shit without his dad pitching to him.

[Al Bundy]

Un-steady Eddy was bound and determined to get out of that inning down.

[ChiTown]

Cain losing a step.

It's weird, because that would have been a play he would lay out for in the past. He also had back up behind him. Just seems like he's preserving a lot more of his energy in the OF this season. He's still fucking amazing, so I'll stop bitching :D

[KChiefs1]

Eddie fails to hold the lead again....



Steady Eddie.


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[KCUnited]

It's weird, because that would have been a play he would lay out for in the past. He also had back up behind him. Just seems like he's preserving a lot more of his energy in the OF this season. He's still fucking amazing, so I'll stop bitching :D
At this point, we don't need Cain laying out in May against a team we already own.

[Coach]

Would be nice if our pitchers would cut down the walks. Currently they're 2nd in the AL on free passes.

[KChiefs1]

Sale is now locked in.


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[petegz28]

merrifiled was robbed

[Coach]

Damn. That ball was smoked.

[Why Not?]

I never want to see Omar Infnate again

[Coach]

Yeah, you can fuck right off Omar. We're good with Merrifield at 2nd.

[Why Not?]

Or whatever his name is

[kysirsoze]

Where the fuck have we been keeping this kid?!?

[Why Not?]

Where the **** have we been keeping this kid?!?

Buried underneath Infante's contract.

[Why Not?]

I refuse to acknowledge that as a quality start

[KChiefs1]

Where the fuck have we been keeping this kid?!?



I'm wondering the same thing about Eibner.


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[tk13]

Funny thing is Merrifield is the oldest guy on that infield other than Escobar.

[KChiefs1]

I assume we will see the bullpen from here on out so they just need to score a couple of runs.


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[lewdog]

I am not sure Merrifield holds up over a season, but when the alternative is Infante, you give Whit a fairly long leash to lose playing time with his current play, IMO.

[Why Not?]

Saladino makes the HOF if he got to play us every day

[Archie F. Swin]

Bottom 9 in Cleveland

6-4 Balt

2 on , 0 out

[Simply Red]

Anyone else watching in the nude?

I've thought about it - yes.

[Why Not?]

Bottom 9 in Cleveland

6-4 Balt

2 on , 0 out

DP

[Coach]

Nice save Orlando. That definitely saved a run.

[Why Not?]

Great catch.

[Why Not?]

Nice save Orlando. That definitely saved a run.

If that gets down, it's 2 more runs easy

[Archie F. Swin]

DP

call challenged at 1st, 1 away

[Munson]

LOL @ Frazier!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Great swing, Frazier.

[KChiefs1]

If that gets down, it's 2 more runs easy



Saved Hochevar.


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[Coach]

The fucking bat went further than the ball.

[Archie F. Swin]

Final
6-4 O's

[Why Not?]

Final
6-4 O's


Sweet

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Time to knock Sale out and get back in this game.

[baitism]

Damn it, Orlando. We are trying to get him out of the game.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Nice AB, Eibner.

[kysirsoze]

Perfect ab there.

[TLO]

I've thought about it - yes.

It's quite exhilarating!

[Coach]

Come on Cutty, drive one.

[kysirsoze]

Gotta say since we bitch about it all the time, good job by the home plate Ump on the strike zone today.

[Coach]

Damn. That one was driven, just foul.

[Coach]

Good AB by Cuthburt. Seen 9 pitches.

[Why Not?]

Great at bat

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Two great ABs in a row by the youngsters.

[PHOG]

Great AB Cuthbert. That's all for Sale. Woops, Sale's staying in.

[Coach]

Nice. 10 pitch AB, takes a walk.

[Why Not?]

Can Drew go back to back days with huge hits?

[TLO]

Can Drew go back to back days with huge hits?

Almost. :(

[kysirsoze]

Oh man let's kill this guy.

[Coach]

Fuck that Sox 3rd baseman.

[Dartgod]

More bad hitting luck.

[Why Not?]

Fuck me man. All damn day.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Crap. Can't hit it much harder than that.

[Why Not?]

Shit. The one dude I don't want up in this situation

[siberian khatru]

Damn

[Dartgod]

Shit. The one dude I don't want up in this situation

He hit the ball pretty hard too. Just to the wrong part of the field.

[Munson]

Can't catch a break.

[Why Not?]

He hit the ball pretty hard too. Just to the wrong part of the field.

Yeah. I do think it just carried a bit. More routine than anything else. If only Drew's had been a few inches left.

[Why Not?]

Nice to see CY back where he belongs.

[Why Not?]

He looked great today

[HemiEd]

Young is bringing it!

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[Coach]

Nice 1-2-3 inning of work by CY.

[KChiefs1]

Fuck me man. All damn day.



It appears to be one of those days but....
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[Munson]

LoCain bomb!

[Coach]

Gone!

[Dartgod]

LoCain!!!!!

[Why Not?]

Lo Cain!!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Cainer.

[PHOG]

OHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!

[Why Not?]

It appears to be one of those days but....
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Hahahahahha. Oh yeah

[Coach]

Oh, that 1-0 pitch, Hos juuuuuuuust missed connecting it.

[Coach]

That guy who got Cain's HR ball definitely has to be a CP member.

[Coach]

Here we go kiddos.

[lewdog]

That guy who got Cain's HR ball definitely has to be a CP member.

LMAO

No kidding!

[Why Not?]

At this point I'm for backing up a Brinks truck to Hosmer's house. Dude is becoming a legit star in front of our eyes.

[HemiEd]

Bowler is becoming a great hitter

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[Why Not?]

That guy who got Cain's HR ball definitely has to be a CP member.

A Mod, I'm guessing

[siberian khatru]

We have to be in their heads

[Coach]

That move probably downgrades their OF defense.

[big nasty kcnut]

Royals train streaming along! Also Hawk questioning his career choices!

[lewdog]

Morales batting left.

Easy out.

[Munson]

At this point I'm for backing up a Brinks truck to Hosmer's house. Dude is becoming a legit star in front of our eyes.

Absolutely. Back up 5 Brinks trucks if we have to. David Glass CAN NOT let him get away.

[Coach]

Morales batting left.

Easy out.

Negative.

[Why Not?]

Dyson now. Please

[Munson]

You know Sox fans are thinking "oh no, not this shit again!"

[Coach]

Damn. Hit too hard. Good AB.

[KChiefs1]

We have to be in their heads



Definitely!


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[lewdog]

Orlando has been so consistent this year.

Just wow.

[siberian khatru]

C'mon, rook

[Dartgod]

First MLB homer?

[DaFace]

You know Sox fans are thinking "oh no, not this shit again!"

I was thinking the same thing. What a complete collapse by their bullpen.

[Why Not?]

Ready to be a folk hero, kid?

[Coach]

Come on Rook. Be patient. Find your pitch.

[Dartgod]

The kid with the fake nose pick. ROFL

[Why Not?]

We're so in Jones's head. Take the next 2

[Al Bundy]

C'mon Eibner.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Hahahaha, the Sox are just falling apart.

[Munson]

Great AB by Eibner!

[siberian khatru]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Al Bundy]

Wow.. fuck the White Trash Sox and their shit ass bullpen/fans.

[tk13]

Onions.

[lewdog]

Great fucking at bats!!!!!!!!!