Tanning....

[penguinz]

Put a sock on it or not?

[MIAdragon]

melanotan ii

[ThaVirus]

It's horrible for you.

[Mr. Laz]

Don't tan at all.

[scorpio]

I use a Pringles can

[MTG#10]

I never did. For some reason that was the only part of my body that wouldn't burn

[Dante84]

sock that dick, playa

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[KCUnited]

That's like taking your skin on a date to Golden Corral.

[BigCatDaddy]

melanotan ii

Tried it?

[BlackHelicopters]

Stay out of the sun, fake or real. Become translucent.

[MIAdragon]

Tried it?

Personally no, but several friends have. It works great, I get Arab dark just walking to the car so that would turn me black.

[penguinz]

Your body does need uv exposure to be completely healthy. Vitamin D supplement not the same.

[Chiefshrink]

Your body does need uv exposure to be completely healthy. Vitamin D supplement not the same.

Just 15 minutes a day.

BTW I talked with your woman and she said a sock for you was overkill and a thimble would work just fine.:D

[lewdog]

Still spending money on using a tanning bed instead of using the actual sun?

Sucker.

[Why Not?]

Still spending money on using a tanning bed instead of using the actual sun?

Sucker.


I'll never get why people use tanning beds here in AZ.

[penguinz]

Still spending money on using a tanning bed instead of using the actual sun?

Sucker.

Unfortunately the sun is not out when I am not working.

[SAUTO]

BTW I talked with your woman and she said a sock for you was overkill and a thimble would work just fine.:D

Weirdo

[lewdog]

Unfortunately the sun is not out when I am not working.

Get a new job.

[penguinz]

Weirdo
My thoughts as well. Really weird that he would ask my wife about that.

I won't judge him for swinging that way but I have no interest.

[penguinz]

Get a new job.
Why? My job is awesome.

[BWillie]

Still spending money on using a tanning bed instead of using the actual sun?

Sucker.

Because you can sit in a tanning bed for 10 minutes. Instead of an hour or two in the sun to get the same effect.

[lewdog]

Why? My job is awesome.

If you can't tan while working, your job sucks.

[Deberg_1990]

Chicks dig my tanned nutsack

[penguinz]

If you can't tan while working, your job sucks.

If things go as planned will be able to sit on the beach all day long in the next 5-10 years.

[lewdog]

If things go as planned will be able to sit on the beach all day long in the next 5-10 years.

Being a drug dealer off the coast of Mexico does have it's benefits.

[Rasputin]

It's horrible for you.

It sure can be..

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[penguinz]

Being a drug dealer off the coast of Mexico does have it's benefits.I am watching Breaking Bad again. Maybe I should take notes. Maybe watch Blow as well.

[Dante84]

Just 15 minutes a day.

BTW I talked with your woman and she said a sock for you was overkill and a thimble would work just fine.:D

Oh that's nice you called your mom for Mother's day.

[displacedinMN]

MUST DELETE IMAGE FROM BRAIN

[KChiefs1]

Tanning bed feels great in the winter.


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[Fish]

Why don't you just have your boyfriend hold it?

[ping2000]

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[lewdog]

Why don't you just have your boyfriend hold it?

HOO BOY!!!!

[ping2000]

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[BigCatDaddy]

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LMAO that will be me in 7 weeks.

[ThaVirus]

LMAO that will be me in 7 weeks.



What's the reasoning behind that anyway?

Does it make your definition pop?

[BigCatDaddy]

What's the reasoning behind that anyway?

Does it make your definition pop?

Yeah.. even black competitors use it. Nasty sticky shit.