Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 10:02 AM
Please vote for the two players you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Four players from the nomination poll will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the top two will go to round two.
HEAT 16 (FINAL HEAT OF ROUND 1):
Shin-Soo Choo (Mariners, Indians, Reds, Rangers)
http://cjonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/11091347.jpg
Unlikable Traits:
- Threw a tantrum when he got hit by a pitch against the Royals in 2012.
- Has been known to take a couple steps toward the mound when hit by a pitch but never actually charge it.
- Arrested in 2011 for a DUI with a blood-alcohol level of .201 (more than twice the legal limit).
Logan Morrison (Marlins, Mariners, Rays)
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/logan-morrison-got-a-haircut-in-a-trailer-park.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Routinely says stupid things on Twitter and types like a 12-year-old. Comments include anti-breastfeeding, homophobic, and general childish insults. See photos below.
Melky Cabrera (Yankees, Braves, Royals, Giants, Blue Jays, White Sox)
http://meetthematts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/melky-cabrera-melk_man-Meet_The_Matts-350x251.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Has played for the Yankees, Blue Jays, and White Sox, a trifecta of douchey teams.
- Suspended 50-games for banned substance.
Josh Donaldson (A's, Blue Jays)
http://charmcitywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-02-at-11.50.45-AM.png
Unlikable traits:
- Has the worst haircut on the Earth.
- Whines all the time about everything.
- Threw a childish tantrum when the Royals pitched him inside.
- Was caught on camera yelling, "Fuck you! Suck my cock!" to Angels dugout.
- Referred to his teammates and himself as "gods."
HEAT 16 (FINAL HEAT OF ROUND 1):
Shin-Soo Choo (Mariners, Indians, Reds, Rangers)
http://cjonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/11091347.jpg
Unlikable Traits:
- Threw a tantrum when he got hit by a pitch against the Royals in 2012.
- Has been known to take a couple steps toward the mound when hit by a pitch but never actually charge it.
- Arrested in 2011 for a DUI with a blood-alcohol level of .201 (more than twice the legal limit).
Logan Morrison (Marlins, Mariners, Rays)
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/logan-morrison-got-a-haircut-in-a-trailer-park.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Routinely says stupid things on Twitter and types like a 12-year-old. Comments include anti-breastfeeding, homophobic, and general childish insults. See photos below.
Melky Cabrera (Yankees, Braves, Royals, Giants, Blue Jays, White Sox)
http://meetthematts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/melky-cabrera-melk_man-Meet_The_Matts-350x251.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Has played for the Yankees, Blue Jays, and White Sox, a trifecta of douchey teams.
- Suspended 50-games for banned substance.
Josh Donaldson (A's, Blue Jays)
http://charmcitywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-02-at-11.50.45-AM.png
Unlikable traits:
- Has the worst haircut on the Earth.
- Whines all the time about everything.
- Threw a childish tantrum when the Royals pitched him inside.
- Was caught on camera yelling, "Fuck you! Suck my cock!" to Angels dugout.
- Referred to his teammates and himself as "gods."