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Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 10:02 AM
Please vote for the two players you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Four players from the nomination poll will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the top two will go to round two.

HEAT 16 (FINAL HEAT OF ROUND 1):

Shin-Soo Choo (Mariners, Indians, Reds, Rangers)
http://cjonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/11091347.jpg

Unlikable Traits:
- Threw a tantrum when he got hit by a pitch against the Royals in 2012.
- Has been known to take a couple steps toward the mound when hit by a pitch but never actually charge it.
- Arrested in 2011 for a DUI with a blood-alcohol level of .201 (more than twice the legal limit).

Logan Morrison (Marlins, Mariners, Rays)
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/logan-morrison-got-a-haircut-in-a-trailer-park.jpg

Unlikable traits:
- Routinely says stupid things on Twitter and types like a 12-year-old. Comments include anti-breastfeeding, homophobic, and general childish insults. See photos below.

Melky Cabrera (Yankees, Braves, Royals, Giants, Blue Jays, White Sox)
http://meetthematts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/melky-cabrera-melk_man-Meet_The_Matts-350x251.jpg

Unlikable traits:
- Has played for the Yankees, Blue Jays, and White Sox, a trifecta of douchey teams.
- Suspended 50-games for banned substance.

Josh Donaldson (A's, Blue Jays)
http://charmcitywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-02-at-11.50.45-AM.png

Unlikable traits:
- Has the worst haircut on the Earth.
- Whines all the time about everything.
- Threw a childish tantrum when the Royals pitched him inside.
- Was caught on camera yelling, "Fuck you! Suck my cock!" to Angels dugout.
- Referred to his teammates and himself as "gods."

Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 10:07 AM
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https://isisthescientist.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/logan-morrison.jpg

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/w2wgdsinhgkvrupok2v4.jpg

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/lomo.jpg?w=1000

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">6Gods coming to Baltimore. 🔥🔥<a href="https://twitter.com/MStrooo6">@MStrooo6</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyBats19">@JoeyBats19</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/RobertoOsuna1">@RobertoOsuna1</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/russellmartin55">@russellmartin55</a> <a href="https://t.co/SiuphIXGZW">pic.twitter.com/SiuphIXGZW</a></p>&mdash; Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) <a href="https://twitter.com/BringerOfRain20/status/722517855246409728">April 19, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 10:33 AM
Obviously Donaldson will take first place, so this heat is all about second place. I'd like to make a case for Morrison. Make sure you check out all the ridiculous, unprofessional comments he has made on Twitter. Not only is he offended by a mother giving her child nourishment in public, but he also snapped a picture of it for the whole world to see, which is a douche move. Then, to put the icing on the douche cake, he decided to insult Nordstrom publicly, as if they forced the woman to breastfeed in their store.

What a monumental jackass.

Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 10:35 AM
At least he spelled "your" correctly for once on the Nordstrom tweet, though.

MTG#10
06-11-2016, 10:36 AM
Why does everyone go after Esky? Of all our players when its an obvious target it seems like Esky takes far more than anyone else.

Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 10:45 AM
Why does everyone go after Esky? Of all our players when its an obvious target it seems like Esky takes far more than anyone else.

Good question. It does seem like he's targeted quite a bit.

Why Not?
06-11-2016, 10:49 AM
Prior to this contest, I had only disliked Morrison for being a pretty shitty player, all things considered. Now he is a monumental douche, even more so than Donaldson. Donaldson's douchebaggery stays between the lines. It seems Morrison is just an unhappy, shitty person in total.

Mama Hip Rockets
06-11-2016, 07:02 PM
Josh Donaldson with 100% still. Where is KC Connection?

Willie Lanier
06-11-2016, 09:40 PM
Cmon, who nominated Choo?

He was in the right in that video, Sanchez was a douche

Indian Chief
06-11-2016, 11:45 PM
Cmon, who nominated Choo?

He was in the right in that video, Sanchez was a douche

Driving with a .201 is worse than anything a guy could do on the baseball field.

Willie Lanier
06-11-2016, 11:54 PM
Driving with a .201 is worse than anything a guy could do on the baseball field.

Fair point, that is unacceptable

Gadzooks
06-12-2016, 12:23 AM
Josh Donaldson with 100% still. Where is KC Connection?

I think Donaldson is a bit douchey with the hair shaving stuff, however, the video evidence showing him being thrown at 3 times in the same game (against KC), and not retaliating makes him seem like a pussy.

Is an oddly shaved pussy unlikable? A real man wouldn't care.