Mama Hip Rockets
06-20-2016, 03:05 PM
Please vote for the two players you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Four players who advanced from the first two rounds will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the top two will go to the Elite Eight in round four.
ROUND 3, HEAT 1
A.J. Pierzynski (Twins, Giants, White Sox, Rangers, Red Sox, Cardinals, Braves)
http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/white-sox-caddyshack-outfits-4.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Voted "meanest player," "most hated player," etc. by MLB players themselves.
- Bleached his hair. When he was a grown man.
- Barreled over Cubs catcher Michael Barrett and slapped home plate aggressively, prompting Barrett to punch him and start a brawl.
- Made an appearance on TNA professional wrestling.
- His own manager once said, "If you play against him, you hate him. If you play with him, you hate him a little less."
- Known for doing little things to annoy opposing pitchers and players, such as jogging right past the mound slowly after making an out or "accidentally" bumping into them between innings.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tivag5pOBhM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5548/1298/1600/A.J.Pierzynski1.jpg
http://www.spudart.org/blog/images/2005/aj_pierzynski_white_sox_full.jpg
http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/AJ1.jpg
http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/A-J_Pierzynski.jpg
Ryan Braun (Brewers)
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/174481/picture_60.png
Unlikable traits:
- ^ Thinks he is a fashion designer cause he did that. ^
- Did steroids and then blamed the sample collector when he got caught. Also smeared him as an anti-Semite and a Cubs fan, then later admitted to the drug use.
Matt Harvey (Mets)
http://bloguin.com/metstradamus/wp-content/uploads/sites/105/2013/10/Matt-Harvey-Shaving.jpg
Unlikable Traits:
- Thinks he's Batman for some reason.
- Buys Powerball tickets when he's already a millionaire.
- Is really into fashion photoshoots. Once said, "The lighter the shirt I'm wearing, the more my eyes pop."
https://galforallseasons.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/matt_harvey_finger.jpeg
http://i1.wp.com/metspolice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130702-172552.jpg?resize=560%2C600
http://i.imgur.com/BJ75dwh.jpg
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Matt-Harvey-fashion-Mets-070913.jpg
http://blog.aglamslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/070213Harvey64TB191614-500x380.jpg
Noah Syndergaard (Mets)
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/504syndergaard60feetinscribe.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Intentionally threw at Alcides Escobar during the 2015 World Series, and barked that if people had a problem with it, they could "meet him 60 feet, 6 inches away."
- Signs autographs with the inscription, "Meet me 60 feet, 6 inches away." Apparently he forgot that they lost the World Series.
- Dresses like Thor in public even though he is allegedly a grown man.
- Called someone a "pillowbiter" on Twitter on his first day as a New York Met.
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https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/thor1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=700
ROUND 3, HEAT 1
A.J. Pierzynski (Twins, Giants, White Sox, Rangers, Red Sox, Cardinals, Braves)
http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/white-sox-caddyshack-outfits-4.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Voted "meanest player," "most hated player," etc. by MLB players themselves.
- Bleached his hair. When he was a grown man.
- Barreled over Cubs catcher Michael Barrett and slapped home plate aggressively, prompting Barrett to punch him and start a brawl.
- Made an appearance on TNA professional wrestling.
- His own manager once said, "If you play against him, you hate him. If you play with him, you hate him a little less."
- Known for doing little things to annoy opposing pitchers and players, such as jogging right past the mound slowly after making an out or "accidentally" bumping into them between innings.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tivag5pOBhM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5548/1298/1600/A.J.Pierzynski1.jpg
http://www.spudart.org/blog/images/2005/aj_pierzynski_white_sox_full.jpg
http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/AJ1.jpg
http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/A-J_Pierzynski.jpg
Ryan Braun (Brewers)
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/174481/picture_60.png
Unlikable traits:
- ^ Thinks he is a fashion designer cause he did that. ^
- Did steroids and then blamed the sample collector when he got caught. Also smeared him as an anti-Semite and a Cubs fan, then later admitted to the drug use.
Matt Harvey (Mets)
http://bloguin.com/metstradamus/wp-content/uploads/sites/105/2013/10/Matt-Harvey-Shaving.jpg
Unlikable Traits:
- Thinks he's Batman for some reason.
- Buys Powerball tickets when he's already a millionaire.
- Is really into fashion photoshoots. Once said, "The lighter the shirt I'm wearing, the more my eyes pop."
https://galforallseasons.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/matt_harvey_finger.jpeg
http://i1.wp.com/metspolice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130702-172552.jpg?resize=560%2C600
http://i.imgur.com/BJ75dwh.jpg
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Matt-Harvey-fashion-Mets-070913.jpg
http://blog.aglamslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/070213Harvey64TB191614-500x380.jpg
Noah Syndergaard (Mets)
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/504syndergaard60feetinscribe.jpg
Unlikable traits:
- Intentionally threw at Alcides Escobar during the 2015 World Series, and barked that if people had a problem with it, they could "meet him 60 feet, 6 inches away."
- Signs autographs with the inscription, "Meet me 60 feet, 6 inches away." Apparently he forgot that they lost the World Series.
- Dresses like Thor in public even though he is allegedly a grown man.
- Called someone a "pillowbiter" on Twitter on his first day as a New York Met.
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https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/thor1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=700