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TLO
06-24-2016, 07:16 PM
She ain't fat bruh, she ain't
She ain't fat bruh, she ain't
She ain't fat bruh, she ain't
She ain't fat bruh, she's just a lil thick
She ain't fat bruh, she's just a lil thick
Anything the slim hoes can do, she can do it better
Anything the slim hoes can do, she can do it better

[Verse 1 - Trinidad James:]
I'm talking cook, clean, kids, man and swallow the dick
You never see a big ho begging for shit
And if you fuck her good she might buy you a whip
And if you say you love her she might pay the rent
You know I'm from Atlanta, home of Georgia peaches
Cornbread booties fill up the bleachers
I wanna kick back up, slap drop in her puss
Big girl a freak, man you know that she's with me
On fleek, pretty teeth, bitch fuck being skinny
And if your nigga ain't with it then fuck being with him
And if your nigga can't hit it then hit up a nigga
I be up in that pussy like ergg

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Mystikal:]
She just had a baby and she gained a little weight
Bye-bye size 6, 7, and 8
Hoping her small ass and little titties is out the gate
I'm seeing her later on and she know that I'm bringing a plate
Fuck a water and a salad
My baby say she need something on her palate
Shit you should see the way she straddling
She deserve Texas roadhouse, fuck
Yeah she might be a little round
But she look like Beyonce laying down
When she bend over it's a full moon
Say girl you gon fuck around turn to a well

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Lil Dicky:]
Lil mama got a body like the guy who
Feti on her like a party
Dancer hotter than wasabi
Got me looking at the bombs, titties on the Nagasaki
Gotta drop it, kamikaze
Magic city, call me Copperfield
Booty flapping like it wasn't nothing to a ho
This bitch named Delicious then took up an interest
I put in some wings then tried to envision
How my dick would fit up in the pussy from the back
Over here just doing math
I'm gonna need Ike Newton, Karma Sutra, Martin Luther King Jr
For that booty, I can bring it

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
Big mama, big mama, big mama, ohh big mama
Big mama, big mama, big mama, ohh big mama
Big mama, big mama, big mama, ohh big mama
Bitch get off my foot

TimBone
06-24-2016, 07:24 PM
*Big Chiefs fan with the gopro .gif*

DaNewGuy
06-24-2016, 07:24 PM
I'd prefer a soccer thread over this

eDave
06-24-2016, 07:28 PM
I'm gay I'm really really gay, I'm super duper gay.
I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say.
I'm gay I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay.
You caught me I'm a gay and I like it that way.

NTTAWWT

Perineum Ripper
06-24-2016, 07:48 PM
Penises penises and lollipops
Big floppy penises just don't stop
Penises penises and lollipops
Unicorn on top

The Franchise
06-24-2016, 07:49 PM
Once again.....why is he able to start threads?

Sassy Squatch
06-24-2016, 07:54 PM
I sincerely hope you die in a horrible way tonight.

Sorter
06-24-2016, 08:19 PM
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Shogun
06-24-2016, 08:20 PM
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TLO
06-24-2016, 10:53 PM
Once again.....why is he able to start threads?

For the express purpose of pissing you off.

TLO
06-24-2016, 10:54 PM
7 minutes to midnight turtle

Titty Meat
06-25-2016, 12:09 AM
Watch yourself

loochy
06-25-2016, 07:12 AM
TRUMP

Pasta Little Brioni
06-25-2016, 10:39 AM
I would eat at BK before reading this thread

Prison Bitch
06-25-2016, 10:53 AM
I'm gay I'm really really gay, I'm super duper gay.
I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say.
I'm gay I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay.
You caught me I'm a gay and I like it that way.

NTTAWWT

http://img.memecdn.com/Gaygaygay_o_130408.gif

Rausch
06-25-2016, 12:16 PM
http://img.memecdn.com/Gaygaygay_o_130408.gif

ROFL

TLO
06-25-2016, 01:21 PM
I would eat at BK before reading this thread

I'd read this thread while eating at BK!

scorpio
06-25-2016, 04:34 PM
I feel like the Big King is at least comparable to the Big Mac, if not better.

TLO
06-25-2016, 04:42 PM
I feel like the Big King is at least comparable to the Big Mac, if not better.

Gross.

eDave
06-25-2016, 04:47 PM
http://img.memecdn.com/Gaygaygay_o_130408.gif

I've already told you through personal messaging that I am just not interested. And as I said, I wish you the best. The right man IS out there somewhere.

Eureka
06-25-2016, 05:46 PM
I've already told you through personal messaging that I am just not interested. And as I said, I wish you the best. The right man IS out there somewhere.

Well if you keep personally messaging him he's gonna think you're leading him on. It's like you keep giving him hope. You're old enough to know how this works.:eek:

eDave
06-25-2016, 05:49 PM
Well if you keep personally messaging him he's gonna think you're leading him on. It's like you keep giving him hope. You're old enough to know how this works.:eek:

TRUMP

Pasta Little Brioni
06-25-2016, 06:18 PM
Watch yourself

Would you Golden Gate Bridge a chick with Dr P???

tecumseh
06-25-2016, 07:42 PM
Thanks for the rap genre update. Same ol', lame ol'.

Titty Meat
06-25-2016, 08:39 PM
Would you Golden Gate Bridge a chick with Dr P???

NO dude was fucking a chicken with herpes.

Coochie liquor
06-26-2016, 04:40 AM
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ChiTown
06-26-2016, 08:44 AM
Once again.....why is he able to start threads?

This. Just MU this dipshit already.

TLO
06-26-2016, 09:28 AM
This. Just MU this dipshit already.

Amen brotha!

DaFace
06-26-2016, 09:41 AM
Once again.....why is he able to start threads?

Looks like a mod tried to remove the privs a month or so ago but messed up the permissions. That's been fixed now.

TLO
06-26-2016, 01:45 PM
Looks like a mod tried to remove the privs a month or so ago but messed up the permissions. That's been fixed now.

Jesus Christ.. LMAO

loochy
06-26-2016, 01:47 PM
Looks like a mod tried to remove the privs a month or so ago but messed up the permissions. That's been fixed now.

http://www.weta.org/sites/default/files/styles/cropped_banner/public/BennyHill2_1129x254.jpg?itok=5Tp3i8Oi&c=9688319db8ef7c73451c0d088efea6ab

TLO
06-26-2016, 01:49 PM
I should have made this a food thread and discussing hot pockets! Then my thread starting privileges would have been saved. :sulk:

loochy
06-26-2016, 02:06 PM
I should have made this a food thread and discussing hot pockets! Then my thread starting privileges would have been saved. :sulk:

Actually, if this thread had any sort of subject at all then you'd still have privileges

bevischief
06-26-2016, 03:14 PM
Poop tacos for all.

bevischief
06-26-2016, 03:14 PM
Then the midgets

KCUnited
06-26-2016, 04:02 PM
Shocked the Special Olympic thread didn't go off better.

vailpass
06-26-2016, 08:29 PM
I've already told you through personal messaging that I am just not interested. And as I said, I wish you the best. The right man IS out there somewhere.

:D

Pasta Little Brioni
06-26-2016, 08:42 PM
Vail u goin hoggin in honor of ole Dr P?

Rausch
06-27-2016, 10:53 AM
Then the midgets

If there were midgets this thread would be winning...

TLO
08-08-2016, 07:24 PM
Was hoping to inquire about when i might get thread starting privileges back. I might actually want/need them for football season.

I am fine with showing for a longer time that I've reformed my ways, if necessary.

Rams Fan
08-08-2016, 07:27 PM
Was hoping to inquire about when i might get thread starting privileges back. I might actually want/need them for football season.

I am fine with showing for a longer time that I've reformed my ways, if necessary.



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Pasta Little Brioni
08-08-2016, 07:28 PM
Bumping a shit thread doesn't help

Mr. Laz
08-08-2016, 07:37 PM
This thread smells of claynus.

TimBone
08-08-2016, 07:41 PM
This was the wrooooong thread to bump to make your case.

Just awful.

listopencil
08-08-2016, 07:43 PM
If there were midgets this thread would be winning...

Thick little midgets with bubble booties.

listopencil
08-08-2016, 07:45 PM
Holy fuck. I didn't know that was a thing:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2d/43/9a/2d439aa1c553dd1938da8c22f86865b4.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni
08-08-2016, 07:47 PM
Then the midgets...

SAUTO
08-08-2016, 07:49 PM
Rocked your world

Pasta Little Brioni
08-08-2016, 07:52 PM
In dumbest thread

SAUTO
08-08-2016, 07:53 PM
In like forever

Rams Fan
08-08-2016, 07:54 PM
On a toilet

Pasta Little Brioni
08-08-2016, 07:57 PM
Went smokeys chance

TLO
08-08-2016, 08:55 PM
To ever start

Psyko Tek
08-08-2016, 10:40 PM
She ain't fat bruh, she ain't
She ain't fat bruh, she ain't
She ain't fat bruh, she ain't
She ain't fat bruh, she's just a lil thick
She ain't fat bruh, she's just a lil thick
Anything the slim hoes can do, she can do it better
Anything the slim hoes can do, she can do it better

[Verse 1 - Trinidad James:]
I'm talking cook, clean, kids, man and swallow the dick
You never see a big ho begging for shit
And if you fuck her good she might buy you a whip
And if you say you love her she might pay the rent
You know I'm from Atlanta, home of Georgia peaches
Cornbread booties fill up the bleachers
I wanna kick back up, slap drop in her puss
Big girl a freak, man you know that she's with me
On fleek, pretty teeth, bitch fuck being skinny
And if your ****a ain't with it then fuck being with him
And if your ****a can't hit it then hit up a ****a
I be up in that pussy like ergg

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Mystikal:]
She just had a baby and she gained a little weight
Bye-bye size 6, 7, and 8
Hoping her small ass and little titties is out the gate
I'm seeing her later on and she know that I'm bringing a plate
Fuck a water and a salad
My baby say she need something on her palate
Shit you should see the way she straddling
She deserve Texas roadhouse, fuck
Yeah she might be a little round
But she look like Beyonce laying down
When she bend over it's a full moon
Say girl you gon fuck around turn to a well

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Lil Dicky:]
Lil mama got a body like the guy who
Feti on her like a party
Dancer hotter than wasabi
Got me looking at the bombs, titties on the Nagasaki
Gotta drop it, kamikaze
Magic city, call me Copperfield
Booty flapping like it wasn't nothing to a ho
This bitch named Delicious then took up an interest
I put in some wings then tried to envision
How my dick would fit up in the pussy from the back
Over here just doing math
I'm gonna need Ike Newton, Karma Sutra, Martin Luther King Jr
For that booty, I can bring it

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
Big mama, big mama, big mama, ohh big mama
Big mama, big mama, big mama, ohh big mama
Big mama, big mama, big mama, ohh big mama
Bitch get off my foot
vid or GTFO

Discuss Thrower
08-08-2016, 10:58 PM
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DenverChief
08-09-2016, 12:12 AM
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, 'cause Jills real name is Randy.

Bowser
08-09-2016, 12:35 AM
Was hoping to inquire about when i might get thread starting privileges back. I might actually want/need them for football season.

I am fine with showing for a longer time that I've reformed my ways, if necessary.

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