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BleedingRed
07-04-2016, 05:10 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=300703&page=3

My 2nd daughter is being born this morning. My family has come up with some fun names, let's see what CP can come up with.

So far....

Georgina Washinton
Liberty bell
Few other less inspired ones I can't remember, give me your best shot!

Baby Lee
07-04-2016, 05:19 AM
Jamilla Charlene

Hog's Gone Fishin
07-04-2016, 05:52 AM
Sorenson

ChiefRocka
07-04-2016, 05:52 AM
Brianne of Tarth

Hog's Gone Fishin
07-04-2016, 05:54 AM
Joanna Football

BleedingRed
07-04-2016, 05:56 AM
Brianne of Tarth

Solid

LoneWolf
07-04-2016, 05:56 AM
Alexis Smith

Andrea Reid

Simply Red
07-04-2016, 06:22 AM
Bleeding Red Jr.!!!

Mrs. Loopner
07-04-2016, 06:28 AM
July Fourth

Mrs. Loopner
07-04-2016, 06:31 AM
Indy Pendence

SCTrojan
07-04-2016, 06:31 AM
Red White and Blue
America
Revolution
Independence
Sam
Stars and Stripes
Fireworks

Mrs. Loopner
07-04-2016, 06:33 AM
Betsy Ross

Hoopsdoc
07-04-2016, 06:43 AM
I've always liked the name Grace for a girl.

Pasta Little Brioni
07-04-2016, 06:52 AM
Liberty Skyy. Her future will be set in stone.

MTG#10
07-04-2016, 07:09 AM
Tax Deduction

displacedinMN
07-04-2016, 07:35 AM
I've always liked the name Grace for a girl.

My oldest is grace.

Congratulations. She will be a litlle firework

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 07:49 AM
Barbie Q

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 07:50 AM
Holly Day.

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 07:50 AM
Nina Fingers.

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 07:52 AM
Lita Sparkler

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 07:53 AM
Button Gwinnett

Baby Lee
07-04-2016, 07:57 AM
Barbie Q

Oooh Barbie Q
Oooh-ooh Barbie, . . Q!
Ooh Barbie Q, baby I love you
Barbie Q

BleedingRed
07-04-2016, 08:02 AM
Really love some of these keep it up we are at 6 CMs

Baby Lee
07-04-2016, 08:05 AM
Really love some of these keep it up we are at 6 CMs

We? What on you is at 6cm? :eek:

Gotta flappin' bootyhole there, bud?

BleedingRed
07-04-2016, 08:07 AM
We? What on you is at 6cm? :eek:

Gotta flappin' bootyhole there, bud?

I did just have a massive poop.....

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 08:20 AM
Emma Aidie.

Dayze
07-04-2016, 08:50 AM
Bonnie Rotten

Discuss Thrower
07-04-2016, 08:50 AM
Hooeylewis

chop
07-04-2016, 08:56 AM
My wife likes Grace and Emma.

Perineum Ripper
07-04-2016, 09:03 AM
Bonnie Rotten

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1fdea851fe9e8467bffe2f533a64b654/tumblr_ne2xgj19sh1rnhnqfo1_500.gif

loochy
07-04-2016, 09:28 AM
Mike

BlackHelicopters
07-04-2016, 09:29 AM
Jeremiah or Jedidiah

listopencil
07-04-2016, 09:34 AM
Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben (insert last name here)

Easy 6
07-04-2016, 09:37 AM
Mars Quasar (last name)

Chief_For_Life58
07-04-2016, 09:53 AM
La-a

(La-dash-a)

Ladasha Bleedingred

LoneWolf
07-04-2016, 09:56 AM
Paula Revere

Munson
07-04-2016, 10:00 AM
Lady Gaga
Fergie
Queen Latifah

Chiefshrink
07-04-2016, 10:02 AM
"Josie"

When Josie comes home
So good
She's the pride of the neighborhood
She's the raw flame
The live wire
She prays like a Roman
With her eyes on fire

Always loved these lyrics from Steely Dan's "Josie"

JakeLV
07-04-2016, 10:13 AM
Hope
Independence (Penny for short)
Belle
Liberty (Libby for short)

TimeForWasp
07-04-2016, 10:14 AM
Queef Bubbles

Pablo
07-04-2016, 10:35 AM
Dipshit DC Poster Juniorette has a nice ring to it.

bevischief
07-04-2016, 10:49 AM
Little turd.

RealSNR
07-04-2016, 10:51 AM
Bitch Fuck

RealSNR
07-04-2016, 10:52 AM
Cock Slut

Coochie liquor
07-04-2016, 11:13 AM
Anne T Freeze?

Eleazar
07-04-2016, 11:43 AM
Cock Slut

Why would they name her after your donkey mother!?

bevischief
07-04-2016, 11:49 AM
Why would they name her after your donkey mother!?

It's the truth...

Bowser
07-04-2016, 11:51 AM
Ethyl Migilicudy

RealSNR
07-04-2016, 11:59 AM
Why would they name her after your donkey mother!?

Reveal thyself, mult!

Bowser
07-04-2016, 12:02 PM
Why would they name her after your donkey mother!?

Reveal thyself, mult!

INTO THE LIGHT, SNR COMMANDS THEE

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Coochie liquor
07-04-2016, 12:19 PM
I always said if I had another girl I'd name her Paprika..

KCUnited
07-04-2016, 12:21 PM
houstonwhodat

Baby Lee
07-04-2016, 12:23 PM
Dawn Glover

Discuss Thrower
07-04-2016, 12:26 PM
Seriously though: find the list of top baby names in 2015, go down to the 50th most popular girls' names and continue further down the list until you find a name that isn't something foolish (Nevaeh :facepalm:), an obnoxious re-spelling of a name (Kaileey) or horribly out of date (Orva) and go from there until something strikes your fancy.

I'm kind of glad I'm not a Ryan, Justin, Brandon, Steven, Kevin, Eric or any of the more popular names that were in circulation in 1988.

RealSNR
07-04-2016, 12:33 PM
Seriously though: find the list of top baby names in 2015, go down to the 50th most popular girls' names and continue further down the list until you find a name that isn't something foolish (Nevaeh :facepalm:), an obnoxious re-spelling of a name (Kaileey) or horribly out of date (Orva) and go from there until something strikes your fancy.

I'm kind of glad I'm not a Ryan, Justin, Brandon, Steven, Kevin, Eric or any of the more popular names that were in circulation in 1988.

Better to be a Ryan, Justin, or Kevin than a Mason, Caden, or Aiden of today.

Discuss Thrower
07-04-2016, 12:34 PM
Better to be a Ryan, Justin, or Kevin than a Mason, Caden, or Aiden of today.

One of these things is not like the others...

Hoopsdoc
07-04-2016, 12:38 PM
Long Rod Van HugeDong.

Wait, it's a girl.....how bout Twisty McNipple?

RealSNR
07-04-2016, 12:39 PM
I was helping out with a summer workshop for kids last month. In the 1st grade group there was a black kid. First grade, keep in mind. Puts him at about age 7. Guess what his name was. His first name.

Obama.

Yep. His parents had sex during the inauguration and made an Obama baby.

eDave
07-04-2016, 12:46 PM
Becky

MTG#10
07-04-2016, 12:53 PM
Better to be a Ryan, Justin, or Kevin than a Mason, Caden, or Aiden of today.

My oldest boy's (almost 19) name is Kaedin. Honestly, when I picked it I had never heard it and thought I was being original.

Funny story, I named my second son after the main character's last name from one of my favorite movies...Eric Draven of The Crow.

When he was a baby his mom and I were sitting in his pediatrician's waiting room waiting to get his second round of shots. A pregnant lady noticed him and asked what we named him. I told her and told her the story of how I picked it.

A couple years later the same lady brought her son into my ex wife's pediatrics office (she's a nurse) and when my ex saw the lady's toddler's name on his chart his name was Draven. My ex didn't remember her at first and told her we had a son named Draven too. The lady then told her that she got the name from Eric Draven of The Crow.

So not only did the bitch steal my name, she stole my story too. :cuss:

CrazyPhuD
07-04-2016, 01:03 PM
The old standby

Ivanna Tinkle

stumppy
07-04-2016, 01:14 PM
Sylvania Shagnasty

stumppy
07-04-2016, 01:16 PM
Eloise McGripnads

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 01:39 PM
My wife likes Grace and Emma.


It's original, but it's kind of long and when you shorten it to "My wife" it might get you in trouble when she's ten and you're introducing her to your friends.

Easy 6
07-04-2016, 01:41 PM
Seriously, go back into you and the wifes family history and bring back a rarely heard anymore old fashioned name

In the same vein you could go back into your ethnic heritage - Scot, German, Italian, whatever - and pick a name from those countries

Bowser
07-04-2016, 01:43 PM
Ok, my serious contribution -

Ashley Renee

I know there are a ton of Ashley's out there these days, but I like the way Ashley Renee sounds. Sophia is a good one as well, unless your last name is Blagawitzch. Good luck with any name if your last name is Blagawitzch.

BryanBusby
07-04-2016, 01:45 PM
Jim Bob Cooter

Rain Man
07-04-2016, 01:50 PM
If you want to go with a nice ancient Egyptian name, I bet she'd be the only Isis in her class.

Bowser
07-04-2016, 02:05 PM
Ok, my serious contribution -

Ashley Renee

I know there are a ton of Ashley's out there these days, but I like the way Ashley Renee sounds. Sophia is a good one as well, unless your last name is Blagawitzch. Good luck with any name if your last name is Blagawitzch.

Or Madison. Ashley Madison might not be the best name to run with these days. I'm pretty good with the obvious.

Rausch
07-04-2016, 02:07 PM
Muhammad Ali Trump?...

scho63
07-04-2016, 04:45 PM
Kirstie Tynes

listopencil
07-04-2016, 06:33 PM
Quite a few years ago I knew a couple with a kid. They split up and the mom was a horrible person. I helped the dad get and keep physical/legal custody. Well she had another kid with the dirt bag that she left this guy for. It was a girl. She named the kid Daenerys Targaryen (insert last name here) after the character in the books. This was about 10 years ago. Don't do that. It's stupid.

listopencil
07-04-2016, 06:47 PM
Oh, wait. I was wrong. She named the kid Arya Daenerys (insert last name here). I just looked her up on FB. Still dumb.

OldSchool
07-04-2016, 06:52 PM
Asteria (Goddess of the Stars) and it's a pretty name.

Amelia

Cara/Kara

displacedinMN
07-04-2016, 07:45 PM
What ever you do-make sure it does not have a Q or an apostrophe in the name.

Be normal.

Make it a name that when the teacher tries to pronounce it for the first time, they do not have to look confused.

Happens every year to me.

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Eleazar
07-04-2016, 10:29 PM
Ok, my serious contribution -

Ashley Renee

I know there are a ton of Ashley's out there these days, but I like the way Ashley Renee sounds. Sophia is a good one as well, unless your last name is Blagawitzch. Good luck with any name if your last name is Blagawitzch.

Ashley Renee sounds like a prom star. Setting the girl up to be a work class knob jockey with a name like that!

stumppy
07-04-2016, 10:34 PM
If you plan on having another girl you should go with Ima Daisy for this one and Ura Tulip for the next.

Baby Lee
07-04-2016, 10:51 PM
Ashley Renee sounds like a prom star. Setting the girl up to be a work class knob jockey with a name like that!

What was the theme of YOUR prom? :eek:

Baby Lee
07-04-2016, 10:56 PM
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That might be one of their very best bits, and that's saying a hell of a lot.

Miss those guys already. Did anyone catch the kitty cat movie?

CanadianChiefs
07-04-2016, 11:35 PM
Manninge Fohrede

Munson
07-05-2016, 05:34 AM
Did OP choose any of CP's recommended baby names?


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Baby Lee
07-05-2016, 05:36 AM
Did OP choose any of CP's recommended baby names?


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fingers crossed for Dawn Glover

Inspector
07-05-2016, 05:40 AM
We've always been big fans of Clyde Claude.

Baby Lee
07-05-2016, 05:41 AM
We've always been big fans of Clyde Claude.

Tiger in the Bedroom, by Claude Balz.

scho63
07-05-2016, 04:59 PM
Regina Phalange

Eleazar
07-05-2016, 06:00 PM
What was the theme of YOUR prom? :eek:

It was "Enchantment under the sphincter", starring Russell Okung and your mother! Sorry you missed it since it was your 0th birthday!

big nasty kcnut
07-05-2016, 06:49 PM
hollie kate!

Pasta Little Brioni
07-06-2016, 12:12 AM
It was "Enchantment under the sphincter", starring Russell Okung and your mother! Sorry you missed it since it was your 0th birthday!

Hi Cochise

RobBlake
07-06-2016, 01:08 AM
That might be one of their very best bits, and that's saying a hell of a lot.

Miss those guys already. Did anyone catch the kitty cat movie?

I did. It was a solid movie, but i expected more. They need a legit movie script to work with.

Bob Dole
07-06-2016, 02:09 AM
What ever you do-make sure it does not have a Q or an apostrophe in the name.

Be normal.

Make it a name that when the teacher tries to pronounce it for the first time, they do not have to look confused.

Happens every year to me.

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La-sha.

The dash don't be silent.

(And that skit makes Bob Dole laugh, since his favorite bartender gets called A-A-ron.)

Bowser
07-06-2016, 10:30 AM
Ashley Renee sounds like a prom star. Setting the girl up to be a work class knob jockey with a name like that!

Oh come on. Ashley Renee is obviously a classy, high end escort name, not some party hottie skank that's into gonzo shoots.

loochy
07-06-2016, 10:38 AM
Steve

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-06-2016, 10:44 AM
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Simply Red
07-06-2016, 11:02 AM
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HAHA! I love that show - I'm not up to date on them though.

JohnnyHammersticks
07-06-2016, 11:02 AM
Charcandricka.

Baby Lee
07-06-2016, 11:31 AM
HAHA! I love that show - I'm not up to date on them though.

It's great all the way through, worth a binge if your looking.